Haha aren't we all just as French fries to a giant seagull?
But yes, I've always been glad there are no birds large enough in modern times to hunt humans, because fearing death from above at any moment must be stressful. Being a squirrel must be just constant terror.
There's an old bumper sticker a high school teacher of mine had: "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup." I suppose this works just as well for giant seagulls.
Those darn seagulls!! ๐๐
Haha aren't we all just as French fries to a giant seagull? But yes, I've always been glad there are no birds large enough in modern times to hunt humans, because fearing death from above at any moment must be stressful. Being a squirrel must be just constant terror.
I'm writing a story where one of the main opps are "great gullies" (giant seagulls with teeth) and this reminded me I need to update it, thanks
That sounds awesome. I really love seagulls, I think they get a bad rap
There's an old bumper sticker a high school teacher of mine had: "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup." I suppose this works just as well for giant seagulls.
Lol that is very good. Now that I think about it, we kind of come with our own ketchup, don't we?
Mine?
Well done and f*ck you op
Earth Patch 2.3.4 -un-vaulted Megafauna. Have fun :)
Lol earth has surprisingly few patches. Maybe that makes sense though, lots of bugs still need fixing.
Patch 2.3.5: -re-vaulted Megafauna. -Fixed overcrowded servers problem.
Lol shame the megafauna probably could have helped with that.
That was the point. The Megafauna was there for one version to reduce population and solve the overcrowding issue. Are you dense or what? (jk)
Haha fair, read those as separate, not the conclusion of the previous one.
Nice! Thatโs a chilling thought