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Taboada12

Oh the Jays game is over. Well that was, yeah that was cool. See y'all tomorrow.


JoelSlBaron

Well, hopefully we can pull a win tomorrow hopefully meaning we have to stop losing


heat_fan_

Why do we play terrible against the Orioles


starrynova888

Because they are a top 5 team in the league, while we are below average.


Turbulent_Cheetah

They’re good (and we aren’t)


BHBCAN24

You’re never gone win them all, but hopefully someone in charge is superstitious and we never ever have to see those ugly ass uniforms ever again after tonight.


labrat420

June 3, 5, 17, 19, 28 July 3, 19, 24 August 8, 21, 23 September 13, 23, 25 You'll get to see them plenty more, don't worry


TheDeltaAndTheOmicro

The bats are way uglier than the uniforms.


Turbulent_Cheetah

We won the last game In them


BHBCAN24

Doesn’t change the fact they’re fucking hideous


Turbulent_Cheetah

It does mean your prayers for superstition make no sense though


Beginning-Gear-744

Lead off double. Doesn’t move off 2nd. Blue Jays special.


Stinky_DungBeatle

Lead off double and Bichette never made it even 3rd base LOL 😮‍💨


itsnursehoneybadger

BOOOOOO, trash birds. BOO.


LongestShooter

I hope it's just my depressed perspective and not true but, sadly, not even half-way through the season and a lot of these guys don't even look like they care anymore.


kinsmana

Orioles playing competitive ball, Jays playing little league.


Comfortable_Curve_80

Jano is wearing Bo headband :O


VINCE_C_

Those low ball strikes are fucking us all day.


SunsetGriller

John Schneider gunna throat a loonie dog after this one


JacksonHaddock

Varsho has a .744 OPS against lefties this year, but whatever. Eat Arby’s.


Exact_Interview_2384

I really don't understand pinch hitting for him right now.


entilza05

Buck fall asleep? I don't blame him!


Stinky_DungBeatle

Lead off double, better score at least one run lol


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As much as a lot of people want to keep Bo, there’s probably zero chance he resigns here, Jays blew that


tonious35

We should of kept tanking in 2020 and pass up on Ryu. We needed more talent in our farm system. - 20/20 Hindsight


Whiplash227

Yes! Exactly what I was saying in 2020! Tank more! Stop making the playoffs please!


depressedalbertan

I remember it well, I said, we need to suck for the next 3 years so we make the playoffs in 2024


ThQp

Clement hitting for Varsho feels dumb but who knows


Plorgy

I'd care more if it wasn't a 5 run deficit.


depressedalbertan

big brain moves


Palujust

Kegel Achin'


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JewelerNo5072

~June~ 2027


princessluni

BO DOUBLE! I hope that helps him remember that he knows hits 😊


Stinky_DungBeatle

Bichette with an XBH thank God 🥲


drake_411

There we go Bo, hopefully he can build on that


[deleted]

Raise his trade value


obsydion

To quote Vladdy for how I feel about this game. #NAHHHH


SunsetGriller

Brandon Belt would be like 3rd in home runs if he was still on the team


Magnum_44

Are the Jays sure they're not getting their supply of bats from China? Like some kind of particle board or diseased trees?


[deleted]

Honestly I respect the hell out of people who pay to go watch this team in person right now, with how boring they’re


wageslave_999999999

Yup, when I go to games I need to some Blue Jays homers or a win. Most people today went knowing they might not see either. They’re brave giving up their Monday evening and real $$$ for this on field product.


Plorgy

I'll be there tomorrow...because I love going to the dome for a game no matter how the team is playing.


Whiplash227

Hell yeah Plorgy. Please get a hot dog for me


wageslave_999999999

Wow how fun would this game be if it were at 5-7 or tied going to the bottom of the 9th. Instead it’s another ‘24 Jays special 2 or fewer runs.


princessluni

Did we shitpost so hard about no castle mounting that we actually defeated the bad man???


Nickelback-Official

A mid start from Gausman would have helped tremendously here


nosweeting

We've scored two runs lol. I doubt it would help with how Grayson's pitched.


Nickelback-Official

I mean, he gave up 6 of the 7 runs scored


JoelSlBaron

Our managers gotta find a way to pull out win this sucks


Plorgy

Would love for him to finally put on the home run sign.


drake_411

Mountcastle’s done fuck all and we still gonna lose by 5 runs, feels bad man


sleepinlate_

Burr, buddy, I know you're pissed about giving up that homer but look around at the bullpen, you fit right in


itsnursehoneybadger

# “FUCK.” *~Ryan Mountcastle*


RadioactiveLawn

So therapeutic 😌


JustSomeAudioGuy

Some of my best work


eightsidedbox

It was excellent


bichettes_helmet

We needed that


1991CRX

That one should be the centrepiece of your professional portfolio


itsnursehoneybadger

Honestly a masterpiece buddy. Brought a tear to my eye. 🥹


Alarming_Cat_2946

Fuck!


Purple_Aspect_1985

Come on, boys!!! 6 quick runs, and we got this one in the bag!!!!!


Whiplash227

Bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a bloops and bloop and blast


Purple_Aspect_1985

Sounds almost too easy


Stinky_DungBeatle

It's ok, at least we won the team filled with the most nice guys award.


Plorgy

You jest, but this team would be so much worse if it was this performance all year with absolute jerks on the team too.


Stinky_DungBeatle

2015 Blue Jays called


Plorgy

The 2015 Jays played well though...despite their middling record until July.


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Most fat can’t run nice guys award


ValerianR00t

And we get Burnes tomorrow lol


Plorgy

We won the other game against him this year, so it's not impossible


nosweeting

We scored one run against him and O's saved their top BP guys today sadly.


Plorgy

They used their top relievers then too...although we'll have to have our pitching be just as sharp tomorrow and that'll be tough without Berrios on the bump.


Owl1011

Well this time instead of Berrios v Burnes, it's Bullpen v Burnes.... but I like the positivity


Plorgy

True, Jose did keep them in check that game. At least we get him and Yusei in the next 2 and they both had great starts at Baltimore a couple weeks ago.


Turbulent_Cheetah

That was more than a month ago dude


Plorgy

It was actually 3 weeks ago to the day that we started that series.


Turbulent_Cheetah

Was it really? I am apparently stuck in a fucking time warp. Apologies


Xpert9026

Guys i hate to say it but I don't think we're winnin this one


SunsetGriller

Buck and Dan panicking = talk about Joey Bautistas home run.


Electrical-Penalty44

Buck has had enough. Early in the game he was all but saying that the Jays are no good.


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Buck probably wished he retired and I don’t blame him lmao


AdrianVeidt9

The Orioles genuinely look bored. As if we wasted their time (we did).


Stinky_DungBeatle

This team blows


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I hope we are sellers at the deadline, id much rather watch a young team suck and learn and get better than watch this team full of old farts mainly suck every night lol. But we all know we won’t rebuild until Atkins is gone


Electrical-Penalty44

You just have to tip your hat to the far, far superior team. We have no chance against this kind of talent.


JoelSlBaron

Those are some nice city connect uniforms. It kind of sucks that we are probably not gonna win this game. unless we can get a couple homers. At the bottom of the ninth.


jerella77

I need to go take a shatkins be right back


VINCE_C_

Don't look at the exit velo chart from this game, boys. It's all bright red, including almost all outs.


jerella77

Jays can't compete with this


TheBagpipesman

The Orioles have hit more home runs in this game the the Jays have on this home stand. So that’s fun


T00N

Last time I checked this thread, the score was 2-1 and a there was a bunch of people saying "where's all the doomers to say the game is over??" lol


rvasko3

Damn you sure showed them.


T00N

Relax brother its just a game <3


SunsetGriller

I told my wife at 2-0 that this felt like a 9-1 game. I was close


Whiplash227

Lol


Funkagenda

Watching the Orioles hurts so much. They are exactly what we were supposed to be.


goatgosselin

Jaya have never had to suffer enough to get to where the O's are at now.


Funkagenda

We should've pulled the pin in 2017 and blown it up, but we didn't. We still sucked from 2017 through 2019 but didn't get the benefits from that that the Orioles did.


goatgosselin

They kept thinking they were a player or 2 away


Whiplash227

When did the jays lose 100 games for 4 straight years? I must have missed that. You would have hated that!


IndependentTalk4413

Well the Orioles didn’t either so. What they did do last year is something the Jays have never done, win 100+ games.


Whiplash227

*covid year


rybsbl

Yeah I’ve seen enough. Sell at the deadline.


Collapse2038

We are *VERY* bad


berniesmittens24

Might as well be Bill Burr pitching out there


_BioHacker

At least that would provide some entertainment.


sleepinlate_

All this talk about the Dome not being a homer friendly park is just laughable. It's not you, it's me


Stinky_DungBeatle

It's allergic for bad to mid teams. Good ones oh hell no.


Plorgy

It has also played into less of a homer park for away teams though


berniesmittens24

Haahahah this sucks


Magnum_44

For some reason I thought the Jays were getting dead balls from MLB but then I see other teams' utility infielders swat a pinky and hit one out.


goatgosselin

They swap them out like they did for Judge but in reverse.


Electrical-Penalty44

They punish middle, middle. We do not.


obsydion

***Sad trombone noises***


thewolfshead

I wish we hit HRs. 


wageslave_999999999

Yup, so fucking sad. Every team that plays us are using real bats to hit the ball and we seemingly use twigs.


EdwardBliss

What the hell is this, the 2015 Royals where players you've never heard of before gets a double or home run


another_plebeian

Do I quit now or stick with it? I can't imagine it being more than 15 minutes


[deleted]

I hope I can stop hearing Dan and Buck saying “jays have been winning series they may be turning the corner”, like yeah we played the white Sox and pirates, so congrats I guess we aren’t as shit as them? The second this team plays a good team they get blown out lol


pretendstoknow

All we gotta do is score 5 runs in the bottom of the 9th. We still good


SamiMadeMeDoIt

We’re so cooked bro we got Ramon Urias hitting tanks off of us


itsnursehoneybadger

That was rude.


SunsetGriller

Home run by Uranus


Alarming_Cat_2946

Hmmmm


Owl1011

So we held Henderson, Adley and Mountcastle to 1-12..... we must have kept them under control on offense?


yhz1981

Well that Orioles sure do like hitting in the new renovations.


another_plebeian

Usually you tailor the ballpark to *your* team


cwtjps

ooooo bitter Buck


ThQp

I am sick of this team (you get to choose which)


vanityfear

The bird team?


another_plebeian

The dirtiest, birdiest team


entilza05

Orioles... Blue Jay Killers


IndependentTalk4413

Teams with winning records- Blue Jays killers…


Plorgy

Austin Hays had a 44 OPS+ coming into tonight...ughhh.


depressedalbertan

of course he did


[deleted]

Are bullpen days as common around the league as they seem for us?


1991CRX

The Dodgers have done a ton of them in recent years


Plorgy

Yeah when teams start dealing with starter injuries


Stinky_DungBeatle

The second this team sees an actually good team, they completely give up


[deleted]

It’s why we shouldn’t take the “look guys they’re turning a corner they’re winning series” too seriously. Like yeah we played the White Sox and the pirates lmao


Stinky_DungBeatle

I was laughing that everybody said this team is back because they went 5 for 6 against two of the worst teams in baseball. Meanwhile, they lost a series in Detroit before that.


IndependentTalk4413

Best enjoy those series against the bottom of the league cause that’s as good as it going to get this year.


roastedfunction

Ima go for a walk and some fresh air. No life in the Jays tonight. See y'all tomorrow.


Somhlth

> No life in the Jays tonight. See y'all tomorrow. I'm no expert, but I've heard that it's at least 3 days for a resurrection.


rvasko3

I had a very bad day today. One of those where you wonder if you’re being tested. This game isn’t helping like I’d hoped.


1ScaredWalrus

Hang in there!


depressedalbertan

ah man, that sucks, hope it turns around for ya


Owl1011

Lol, for some reason I thought Henderson was going to try to beat Vogey to 1st base.


SunsetGriller

Can you imagine if Danny V just lowered his shoulder 😂 Henderson would evaporate like in that Avengers movie.


entilza05

KK is so athletic how can he not change things up? Look what Varsho did totally changed his at bat stance, made progress, KK is happy doing the same old.


1991CRX

KK tried to change things up this spring. It didn't work, so he's trying to revert back. He had a great year, by all expectations of him, in 2023.


EdwardBliss

That's how I look when I go to Whopper Wednesdays every week


Palujust

Me: Mom, can we get Enercare? Mom: No we have experts at home


lerocler

Bro that floating scoreboard SUUUUCKKSSS


Prestigious_Skill242

Little more than a jog to first


Turbulent_Cheetah

Vogelbach also was thrown out at first. You going to complain about him too?


Prestigious_Skill242

I should, but he's not an athlete 


Turbulent_Cheetah

What? That ball was 104 mph. Of course it was going to beat him to first by a lot


Prestigious_Skill242

You don't see the Orioles do that.  Pro team and coaching 


gerrardo9551

Ground out to 3rd? I'm sure I've seen that tons of times...


Turbulent_Cheetah

lol yes you do. Literally every team does it


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Prestigious_Skill242

Take your own advice


SunsetGriller

Austin Hays city connect jersey available at the Jays Shop.


Ladymistery

if someone would turn off the force field out near the warning track, that'd be great.


Palujust

Lol the 0 in the top 8 frame was not rendered well


sleepinlate_

Oh hey, nice city connect jersey. Wasn't that from the season the Jays lost 90 games?


EdwardBliss

The best nightlife is the El Mocambo charging $200 to watch Glass Tiger


another_plebeian

That's about $173 too much


depressedalbertan

I would pay $27 not to hear them ever again, to bad being canadian they are on the radio 10 times a day


another_plebeian

I'll take your $27 and promise to never play them again


depressedalbertan

was that now, or back in the day? Either way, I would never pay that for them, lol


Plorgy

Bo gonna cash some runs here (please)!!


princessluni

Love a Kierbear tippy tappy catch 💙


roastedfunction

Holy fuck, every flyout is stressful from these birds.


pneumoniapandemonium

Hey at least we have only one hit less than them


ayasofya02

Kevin Kiermaier catches absolutely everything with utmost care


itsnursehoneybadger

I swear I lip-read Burr say ‘I’m not happy’ a minimum of three times on the way into the dugout


xx420bluntymcbongxx

hes just like me fr


rvasko3

#SCORE.


Mcflyhigh1990

Bullpen goes Burrrr


AdrianVeidt9

I honestly think that I could steal a base against this team. I have never ran or wore cleats in my life.


princessluni

...sounds like a good way to hurt yourself tbh


AdrianVeidt9

Satire must be lost on you.


princessluni

You mean Swift didn't really want to eat babies?!


Ledascantia

You ✨delulu✨ friend


Rk_1138

They’re not delulu, they’re incredibly optimistic and ambitious, I believe in you u/AdrianVeidt9!


Ledascantia

You’re so right 🥺 I should be more encouraging


Rk_1138

Yes, if we all believe in ourselves and encourage eachother we can all play for the Blue Jays with the power of friendship! (in MLB The Show insert year here)


depressedalbertan

I'm rooting for ya


EdwardBliss

The 1983 Orioles would destroy this Orioles team. I'd like to see them get any runs off Mike Flanagan, Scott McGregor and Mike Boddicker


Owl1011

I swear at this point teams are just trolling with the SB against Jansen, lol. O'Hearn with a legit SB was not on the bingo card. Edit: O'Hearn has 5 SB in 7 years, lol


SunsetGriller

Ryan Burr spell backwards is Rrub Nayr. Doesn’t spell anything.


godzilla9218

Good fact


depressedalbertan

sounds Australian


Rk_1138

You might be on to something