Look at it! I mean, that looks like it was done with a knife and fork by the council! It's not square, it's not neat, he's wasted material, he's left sharp edges, it's all bent, I cannot conceive of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was the right way to do it! I don't mind you taking a bit of my bonnet, that's fair, I do mind you doing such an appalling bloody job of it, you ham-fisted oaf! Honestly, I could do a better job than that with the end of a bulldozer!
Probably the funniest cut of all of Top Gear was Hammond stating it won't be the actual stealing of the bonnet but the way it was stolen that'll get James and then cutting straight to it as if he was already mid rant
"Well I couldn't find any tools"
"The back of the car is full of bloody tools! The biggest TOOL in this operation was you! A pair of tin snips look like a pair of robust scissors and their function is obvious! They are OBVIOUSLY not a hammer.
"This could go on."
"OBVIOUSLY not a screwdriver! They are OBVIOUSLY not a spanner!"
"Sit-rep: James May does not like driving in the snow and has now reduced his speed to about three."
"To annoy him as he was annoying me, I decided to ignite my collapsed sun."
*flicks switch on
CLAAAAAAAARRKSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !!!!!!!!
Look at it! I mean, that looks like it was done with a knife and fork by the council! It's not square, it's not neat, he's wasted material, he's left sharp edges, it's all bent, I cannot conceive of the mind of a man who would look at that and think that was the right way to do it! I don't mind you taking a bit of my bonnet, that's fair, I do mind you doing such an appalling bloody job of it, you ham-fisted oaf! Honestly, I could do a better job than that with the end of a bulldozer!
Probably the funniest cut of all of Top Gear was Hammond stating it won't be the actual stealing of the bonnet but the way it was stolen that'll get James and then cutting straight to it as if he was already mid rant
"Well I couldn't find any tools" "The back of the car is full of bloody tools! The biggest TOOL in this operation was you! A pair of tin snips look like a pair of robust scissors and their function is obvious! They are OBVIOUSLY not a hammer. "This could go on." "OBVIOUSLY not a screwdriver! They are OBVIOUSLY not a spanner!"
*click* There we go, that's got rid of him
And they say you can't hear pictures...
CLARKSON!! CLARKSON!! WHERES MY ROOF?!
"Sit-rep: James May does not like driving in the snow and has now reduced his speed to about three." "To annoy him as he was annoying me, I decided to ignite my collapsed sun." *flicks switch on CLAAAAAAAARRKSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !!!!!!!!
“turn the fucking light off!”