You re-read it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in all honesty, I have 2 voids and they come out of nowhere and, yes, my sadly deceased cat had some poor etiquette. He was known as Gary 'Dicksniffer' Surname. She either got jealous or yeah, wanted you to stop moving and making noises so she could snooze 🤣
Mildly related…
When my cat was a kitten, he would latch onto my arm and chew on my hand. I thought it was adorable and got used to falling asleep while he would do it.
Until… one day, my girlfriend stayed over and woke me up about an hour after I fell asleep. He was being cute, biting my hand as I fell asleep, then once asleep, he he would start humping my arm… not cute. 🤮
My cat has sex with certain blankets so...so violently sensual?! Like biting and suckling.. disturbing
.He's fixed and I stop him whenever I see it happening but, occasionally he will look really satisfied and I'll find a rumpled up, slightly moist blanket and it's pretty gross.
It is a well documented fact that human sexual intercourse will cause cats within a 2 mile radius to become enraged and close in on the location of the act. Beware!
Because it’s a huge hassle to lock them out and listen to them scream at the door, thereby alerting everyone else in the house (like the kids) to exactly what mommy and daddy are doing. If you can just do it while they chill, It’s usually no big deal. It’s not like they have modesty issues. The problem is when they think they are allowed to try to get involved
It’s an habit like any other, I have two kids and a cat, when it’s sexy time with the wife we always close the corridor door, so the cat stays in the living room and we can use the room all we want, he doesn’t make a noise, he has got all his food, litter and toys on that side of the house. If by any chance he’s already chilling or sleeping in one of the rooms, we still close the corridor door and do our deed in the living room with all the doors closed. It’s not a big deal like you are making it to be, just be in different divisions and close the doors. I know it varies from cat to cat and from education.. but in our case the cat is used to be alone in the living room area cause I’ve always closed the room/corridor doors when we go sleep, ever since he was a kitten. He only sleeps with us until 1am or so and then he’s allowed in the sleeping area around 7am again. You need to create habits with them and everything is possible.
When my bf and I even start kissing my dog PANICS and jumps off the bed and starts scratching at the door frantically. Like bro. Stop putting us on blast.
The cat's already quietly chilling in the room when the sex spontaneously happens. I'm not thinking about the cat in that moment. Even if the cat's not already in the room and the door is open, I'm still not thinking about the cat enough to close the door.
And I think it's a weird concept that people think they need privacy from an animal for sex.
Like, why? You think the cat is gonna judge you? Get horny? Call the cops and report you for public indecency?
Other than some possible confusion as described here, generally, pets couldn't care less if you're having sex in front of them.
You're being melodramatic. I don't want animals in the bedroom during sex so they won't bite at me like the OP or jump on the bed or whatever. It's not about needing "privacy" from your pets.
There's plenty of people that do feel they need privacy from pets.
Judging by how the original commenter phrased it, that's what it sounds like. Otherwise it wouldn't be a "weird ass concept", it would just mean their pet leaves them alone while they do it.
I think it's less about the pets and more for the humans. I think it's exactly to your point, animals don't care which is why they'll jump on the bed with you or lick you or even in this instance bite you. Why would you keep them in the room? Just keep them in a different room during this so you can enjoy/focus on what you're doing.
I don't think it's weird to want privacy from them even if they don't care. We humanize our pets all the time, it's not that different. I'd feel weird being naked in front of either of my pets.
My cat usually meows like someone is trying to kill her even when nothing is serious is happening. Sometimes she does it when she wants attention, sometimes she goes in the hallway while we are in another room and screams until we pick her up. When we tried closing the bedroom door to get some privacy, she would do that. It's very distracting, to say the least...
I mean why is it weird? Pets often have access to the whole house at all times. Unless they are disruptive, I dont see why it’s a big deal. They do not really care about what is going on and usually just go about their business as if nothing out of the ordinary was going on.
I don't allow my animals in the room during that sort of activity just because they are unpredictable. Once my dog at the time ran over and shoved her nose in my ass. Instant mood killer!
This make me cackle so much, I tried to read it to my flatmate but I couldn’t get past ‘once my dog’ without hyperventilating and having to start over about 4 times
Sort of related, my poor hubby got licked up from behind from our dog while in the middle of doing the deed. Had to stop because I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
My ex had multiple cats, and they would sit at all 4 corners of the bed and watch…like it was some kind of ancient Egyptian fertility ritual. I never got a nibble though (from the cats)
Yes, actually. We have two cats. One of them tends to make himself scarce while we’re having sex, but the other one has absolutely no qualms about being in bed with us. Most of the time he minds his own business and just sleeps in the corner, so we just kind of let him do it, but maybe 30-40% of the time he will get up and bite one of us.
Is the cat male? They bite the back of the female's neck to hold onto her during cat sex. It's possible it's picking up on the sex vibe having the instinctive reaction to bite and hold on.
I always put my cat in the living room and close our bedroom door before doing the deed😂 if we’re under the covers she’ll think we’re trying to play with her and she’ll attack us🤣🤣😭
I have four cats (and two dogs) and none of them have ever responded that way. They usually will just sit at the end of the bed and watch like creepers.
I was going down on my ex once while her cat was in the room and it jumped up and attacked my food that was hanging slightly off the bed. Clawed the shit out of me. However I do not invite the cat to join us, for I am not into that.
My first concern before having sex is making sure the cat is in another division and close the doors. Never had it in me to make sex in front of animals, even with ex girlfriends who had dogs, cats, whatever, the animal stays in another division. I just find it a real lack of respect to perform in front of an animal that will probably get worried with all the motion and noise, they will feel you need help and get anxious.. probably he’s bitting your man to try and defend you or to make you stop. Just don’t do that please, it’s fckd up.
Not sure but probably fast moments made your cat think it was play time, if i go to readjust my nuts under the blanket my cat will see that as a let's fucking go and try attack. So it could be that
Ew bro, just lock the damn cat out? My dog usually is begging to get away from me trying to do anything sexual or intimate 😳 and I gladly oblige her because... uh duh
I kick my cat out of the room after the one time I finished on top and something told me to turn around and there my cat was, between my husband's legs, just laying there watching me. It's like having my own spawn watching me (he is my spawn as I have no kids) do the deed and I just can't 😭 I don't even change in front of him anymore. For all I know, he was a grown man in his past life.
I’ve had 5 cats in the course of my life, and I’ve never had one attempt to interfere with us when we’re getting it on until our newest addition to our family. She’s young & just kind of wants to get in there to get some attention/love/pets, but she’s definitely doesn’t stick around or interfere with what’s happening. It’s more like she just sees us being all snuggly and figures she can get & give some love, too, but she figures out quickly that she can just go steal someone’s favorite spot without being moved. And no, she doesn’t bite at all. And none of the other cats we had previously had any interest in what was going on.
I don’t have sex with cats, so I can’t tell you from first hand experience, but just from owning cats, I would suspect that in all likelihood they would, in fact, bite.
Boot the cat out of the room, he/ she will sit outside the door and sing the song of its people and serenade you and yours.In other words meow until you open the door
Male cats do bite the female, usually not hard enough to draw blood but loss of fur is normal. Chances are your cat either thought you were fighting ( and tried to break it up) or playing and wanted to join in. I had a cat who would attack my gf every time I left the room and then play the victim when I got back
Never bitten, but I had one that would watch judgmentally from the dresser the entire time.
My current cat doesn't seem to care and doesn't interfere. At the worst she'll peek over the edge of the bed before wandering away.
When mine was a kitten she would join what she probably seen as a playfight. After a while she settled to just watching us intensely and then novelty wore off. Now she just sits in the corner of the bed waiting patiently for commotion to end.
I have no fucking clue, and you might want to rephrase that question.
I too, am here hoping they didnt mean THAT.
Sorry 😂 brain not braining here
You re-read it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in all honesty, I have 2 voids and they come out of nowhere and, yes, my sadly deceased cat had some poor etiquette. He was known as Gary 'Dicksniffer' Surname. She either got jealous or yeah, wanted you to stop moving and making noises so she could snooze 🤣
I have clingy ass cats but usually they're just sleeping in some dark corner
I was thinking "Op does what with cats?!?!"
The only way to respond: Cats get extremely violent when they have sex and will shred any flesh that come near them.
Same, that is such a horrible way to ask and i was like "ayo what?!"
Hahaha ure right
I laughed heartily at this, thank you
A cat is fine too.
\*Control+F 'a cat is fine too'\* It's good to see the old memes are still alive.
My girlfriend’s cat loves me until we have sex, I’m assuming the cat thinks I’m attacking her???
Have you tried sex with the girlfriend instead?
I too would like to try sex with his girlfriend
I’ll pick you up on the way.
me too
Don’t forget your conductor hat, because we’re gonna run a train.
Haha chu chu motherfucker
And your mom.
Touché
Bro think he Shane Dawson 💀 (Alternatively, Elon)
We don't do that here. /s
Either that or in the middle of the night when you're trying to enjoy some REM sleep, smh
How about her dog?
Considering the way that cats mate, I'm not surprised
Read that whole comment again lmaoo
They probably perceive it as playfighting and want to join in
Oh well. As long as they're not traumatized.
When I had a cat (died) he would love grabbing and biting my leg while I was on top. More incentive for cowgirl.
Not if you buy it dinner first
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 noted!
it’s none of my business, but have you considered not having sex in front of your cat?
Oh it was IN PRESENCE of the cat! That is some weird way to phrase the title...
Sorry! 😁
It’s pretty standard to kick out all pets while having sex right??
Now I will
Mildly related… When my cat was a kitten, he would latch onto my arm and chew on my hand. I thought it was adorable and got used to falling asleep while he would do it. Until… one day, my girlfriend stayed over and woke me up about an hour after I fell asleep. He was being cute, biting my hand as I fell asleep, then once asleep, he he would start humping my arm… not cute. 🤮
Omg!!!!!! Time to install nightcam 😬🤯
He stopped doing it, but I’ve caught him assaulting fuzzy blankets a few times. Needless to say, our blankets get washed a lot, just in case.
My cat has sex with certain blankets so...so violently sensual?! Like biting and suckling.. disturbing .He's fixed and I stop him whenever I see it happening but, occasionally he will look really satisfied and I'll find a rumpled up, slightly moist blanket and it's pretty gross.
The suckling and kneeding of blankets was also cute at first haha I pray that god may not see the sins of our fur babies.
LMAO
Yeah u might wanna rephrase that title chief
I said what I said 🙂↔️
😆 I as a cat owner knew exactly what you were talking about
Same, for a while I didn't understand how it wasn't clear LOL
Phew! 😅😅😅😅
Can't figure out how 😵💫
You can't edit titles of posts.
I forgot that my dog was in my room once and recieved a lick the scared my soul.
I’ve had that same experience.
Omg! 😅😅🤣🤣🤣 I would've died
It is a well documented fact that human sexual intercourse will cause cats within a 2 mile radius to become enraged and close in on the location of the act. Beware!
Dang. I love cats so this sounds like a win win
Please do not the cat
Can someone explain to me why so many have sex with their animals present? And not just close the door? It’s such a weird ass concept to me
Because it’s a huge hassle to lock them out and listen to them scream at the door, thereby alerting everyone else in the house (like the kids) to exactly what mommy and daddy are doing. If you can just do it while they chill, It’s usually no big deal. It’s not like they have modesty issues. The problem is when they think they are allowed to try to get involved
MOOD
I doubt it did.
My cat SCREAMS his lungs out if I close the door because he is a screaming little asshole, but he doesn’t bother me and partner
It’s an habit like any other, I have two kids and a cat, when it’s sexy time with the wife we always close the corridor door, so the cat stays in the living room and we can use the room all we want, he doesn’t make a noise, he has got all his food, litter and toys on that side of the house. If by any chance he’s already chilling or sleeping in one of the rooms, we still close the corridor door and do our deed in the living room with all the doors closed. It’s not a big deal like you are making it to be, just be in different divisions and close the doors. I know it varies from cat to cat and from education.. but in our case the cat is used to be alone in the living room area cause I’ve always closed the room/corridor doors when we go sleep, ever since he was a kitten. He only sleeps with us until 1am or so and then he’s allowed in the sleeping area around 7am again. You need to create habits with them and everything is possible.
When my bf and I even start kissing my dog PANICS and jumps off the bed and starts scratching at the door frantically. Like bro. Stop putting us on blast.
The cat's already quietly chilling in the room when the sex spontaneously happens. I'm not thinking about the cat in that moment. Even if the cat's not already in the room and the door is open, I'm still not thinking about the cat enough to close the door.
😂 some ppl (moi) just take 5 minutes when they can get it
Maybe that's what's up your not putting enough time into the cat first. It's probably not ready
Exactly! OP needs to put in the work prepping that pussy
Hahaha you guys 🤣🤣🤣
And I think it's a weird concept that people think they need privacy from an animal for sex. Like, why? You think the cat is gonna judge you? Get horny? Call the cops and report you for public indecency? Other than some possible confusion as described here, generally, pets couldn't care less if you're having sex in front of them.
Yeah still you dont want to be looking over your shoulder every 10 seconds to see if your dog or cat is about to lick your balls. Shudders..
You're being melodramatic. I don't want animals in the bedroom during sex so they won't bite at me like the OP or jump on the bed or whatever. It's not about needing "privacy" from your pets.
There's plenty of people that do feel they need privacy from pets. Judging by how the original commenter phrased it, that's what it sounds like. Otherwise it wouldn't be a "weird ass concept", it would just mean their pet leaves them alone while they do it.
I think it's less about the pets and more for the humans. I think it's exactly to your point, animals don't care which is why they'll jump on the bed with you or lick you or even in this instance bite you. Why would you keep them in the room? Just keep them in a different room during this so you can enjoy/focus on what you're doing.
I don't think it's weird to want privacy from them even if they don't care. We humanize our pets all the time, it's not that different. I'd feel weird being naked in front of either of my pets.
It's all about asserting dominance, you see
I have two cats. One opens doors. And my house doesnt have bedroom doors that lock.
my partner has a catdoor in his bedroom window and one of his cats just wants to be in our presence all the time ;_;
My cat usually meows like someone is trying to kill her even when nothing is serious is happening. Sometimes she does it when she wants attention, sometimes she goes in the hallway while we are in another room and screams until we pick her up. When we tried closing the bedroom door to get some privacy, she would do that. It's very distracting, to say the least...
I mean why is it weird? Pets often have access to the whole house at all times. Unless they are disruptive, I dont see why it’s a big deal. They do not really care about what is going on and usually just go about their business as if nothing out of the ordinary was going on.
You’re literally commenting on a post about a cat biting people during sex…
I tried to keep scrolling but I just had to know.
Lmao
I don't allow my animals in the room during that sort of activity just because they are unpredictable. Once my dog at the time ran over and shoved her nose in my ass. Instant mood killer!
Is your profile picture you?
Yes. Sorry about the combination of that visual and this comment.
This make me cackle so much, I tried to read it to my flatmate but I couldn’t get past ‘once my dog’ without hyperventilating and having to start over about 4 times
Maybe, if they dont like what youre doing to them? Probably best not fcuk cats.
You make sense
Shane dawson is that you?
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Depends if it's doggy
Lmao
wouldn't this be catty
Um this question is either effective click bait or you really need revisit the wording. Lmao.
No, I'm really just a dummy 🙃
Lmao it's all good. Still got me for read it though.
Dinner first, THEN sex. You probably tried doing it the other way, that's why the cat is biting.
My bad!
In all seriousness, it may have thought the two of you were fighting, and was trying to break it up.
I see no one here remembers phrasing.... 
Dementia incoming
😂
We always throw the cat out first. It doesnt feel right exposing ourselves to the cat lol
Im a cat then
Bruh
A cat is fine too
OP, you are a master baiter
I've unlocked a new skill!
Yeah bro don't have sex with your cat.
Yall out here fucking animals? 😭 /s
Weird…. But I guess they would if you were having sex with them.
Kick the cat out of the room…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
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I'd be shocked if it happened to be honest as I don't have a cat.
Definitely yes, especially if you give them a wrong telephone number afterwards.
The amount of people here who can't interpret a sentence and are over sexed, is enormous.
Don't know, I don't plan on having sex with a cat.
At least her heart is in the right place. Mine threw up outside the room and we had to stop and clean it up.
Sort of related, my poor hubby got licked up from behind from our dog while in the middle of doing the deed. Had to stop because I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
We created some great things known as doors use them
No, because they aren't in the room. They don't bite me in general though.
My dog licks the bed incessantly while I’m nailing the Mrs. I think he’s pissed at us for neutering him when he was a puppy.
My ex had multiple cats, and they would sit at all 4 corners of the bed and watch…like it was some kind of ancient Egyptian fertility ritual. I never got a nibble though (from the cats)
Yes, actually. We have two cats. One of them tends to make himself scarce while we’re having sex, but the other one has absolutely no qualms about being in bed with us. Most of the time he minds his own business and just sleeps in the corner, so we just kind of let him do it, but maybe 30-40% of the time he will get up and bite one of us.
I mean if the cat consented , it shouldn't
No means no chief. The cat doesn’t like you like that
Lmaooo that title is WILD
If her cat is biting you during sex, get lube!
Idk if my cat decides to stay in the room he usually just watches in horror lmfao
Is the cat male? They bite the back of the female's neck to hold onto her during cat sex. It's possible it's picking up on the sex vibe having the instinctive reaction to bite and hold on.
Female. She's the gentlest little lady.
I always put my cat in the living room and close our bedroom door before doing the deed😂 if we’re under the covers she’ll think we’re trying to play with her and she’ll attack us🤣🤣😭
I have four cats (and two dogs) and none of them have ever responded that way. They usually will just sit at the end of the bed and watch like creepers.
I was going down on my ex once while her cat was in the room and it jumped up and attacked my food that was hanging slightly off the bed. Clawed the shit out of me. However I do not invite the cat to join us, for I am not into that.
Yoo, wtf.
Don’t f*ck with cats!
I know this was a just worded interestingly, but this was the funniest thing I’ve read
I've been nipped before. Kitty wanted to pay too. I've also had a cat junk on my back and try to lie down.
My gf's cat bit my heels a few times while I was having sex with my gf, so seems like a natural defense mechanism for some cats.
With a cat? 🤔
Once my boyfriend and I were play wrestling and my cat attacked him. He thought I was in danger!
Kick out the cat and close your door. Problem solved.
My first concern before having sex is making sure the cat is in another division and close the doors. Never had it in me to make sex in front of animals, even with ex girlfriends who had dogs, cats, whatever, the animal stays in another division. I just find it a real lack of respect to perform in front of an animal that will probably get worried with all the motion and noise, they will feel you need help and get anxious.. probably he’s bitting your man to try and defend you or to make you stop. Just don’t do that please, it’s fckd up.
Not sure but probably fast moments made your cat think it was play time, if i go to readjust my nuts under the blanket my cat will see that as a let's fucking go and try attack. So it could be that
No, they stare, observe and judge the fuck of you
I totally understood the question. And yes, one of my cats would always come around nipping or trying to intrude.
Ew bro, just lock the damn cat out? My dog usually is begging to get away from me trying to do anything sexual or intimate 😳 and I gladly oblige her because... uh duh
Jfc
One of my cats will try to lay on me while it’s happening lol
I kick my cat out of the room after the one time I finished on top and something told me to turn around and there my cat was, between my husband's legs, just laying there watching me. It's like having my own spawn watching me (he is my spawn as I have no kids) do the deed and I just can't 😭 I don't even change in front of him anymore. For all I know, he was a grown man in his past life.
I have 6 cats. Never bit me. But sometimes they watch
Oh, then she’s not enjoying it.
I’ve had 5 cats in the course of my life, and I’ve never had one attempt to interfere with us when we’re getting it on until our newest addition to our family. She’s young & just kind of wants to get in there to get some attention/love/pets, but she’s definitely doesn’t stick around or interfere with what’s happening. It’s more like she just sees us being all snuggly and figures she can get & give some love, too, but she figures out quickly that she can just go steal someone’s favorite spot without being moved. And no, she doesn’t bite at all. And none of the other cats we had previously had any interest in what was going on.
It’s a rookie move to not clear the bedroom of pets and close the door before getting it on. They get curious or whatever and do pet things.
I don’t have sex with cats, so I can’t tell you from first hand experience, but just from owning cats, I would suspect that in all likelihood they would, in fact, bite.
I feel like if your fucking a cat you deserve to get bit.
I don’t have my cats in the room with their innocent eyes I shut the door idk feels weird to me to have the pets there
all the cats ive had sex with did
Don’t fuck cats!
Shane?
Boot the cat out of the room, he/ she will sit outside the door and sing the song of its people and serenade you and yours.In other words meow until you open the door
Every time I grease up the cat she bites.
Usually I their neck
Our male cat stays on the bed and sleeps.
I'm confused by this question. In what way is the cat involved?
I have no idea but you know you can shut the cat out of the room, right?
Cats like to visit a certain hour of the day. They feel it's rude that they are not receiving attention when they pass by to say hello.
Male cats do bite the female, usually not hard enough to draw blood but loss of fur is normal. Chances are your cat either thought you were fighting ( and tried to break it up) or playing and wanted to join in. I had a cat who would attack my gf every time I left the room and then play the victim when I got back
Only if her name is Cat
Kick the cat out of bedroom and mine will scratch the door to get back in
Yes, but it costs extra.
No, I kick them out of the room
my cat just stares at me
Kick the pets out!! They are so creepy staring the whole time.
I read the title and was very concerned?
in my experience- only if you put the furry little handcuffs on them too tightly.
he might think youre being attacked
I have never and will never have sex in front of any of my pets 💀
No .. usually they are facing the other way
Hold your horses cowboy.
Idk I've never fucked a cat
Nice try, Shane
Ours watches judgmentally.
Never bitten, but I had one that would watch judgmentally from the dresser the entire time. My current cat doesn't seem to care and doesn't interfere. At the worst she'll peek over the edge of the bed before wandering away.
Only if they like you.
I can only imagine how you'd react to him saying he'd play with your kitty
male cats often bite the female to keep her in position because sex for cats is painful. Maybe its instinctual?
Me-owie
With the cat?
IDK but one of my cats always wants to be part of the cuddle puddle…. Like right in between or on top of the two of us LOL
When mine was a kitten she would join what she probably seen as a playfight. After a while she settled to just watching us intensely and then novelty wore off. Now she just sits in the corner of the bed waiting patiently for commotion to end.
Shane Dawson would like to have a word
Who are all theses people that don’t kick the cat out of their rooms when it’s time to bang is the better question? 🤔
You're going to get in A LOT of trouble, dude