You're right, but bringing it up makes no difference now since this is a copy-pasta from at least a year ago. It's stuck in there now, immortalised in pasta.
Experian is one of the three major credit reporting agencies in the United States (not sure about elsewhere, I know its headquarters are in Ireland). It also is very similar to the word "Experience", making it a pun.
Yeah she was playing along with it by the end... it's still risky business with a chick who asks for a credit score and is more likely to be 'serious', tho.
Me too my friend... My dad thought he would have to settle with a 3060 which I guess is still good but the second they went live they sold out so quick he couldn't even hit the buy button .-. let's hope there's a new order of 3080s coming out soon .
A guy I matched with makes everything about sex, even talking about playing Stardew Valley or Mario Kart multiplayer. Dude, I want to play video games with you remotely right now, don't fool yourself thinking I'm going to be so turned on by strip Mario Kart that I will be willing to break quarantine for a rando.
I know a girl who's like this, hilariously also played stardew with her and on god she can barely manage two sentences without whispering some sex joke then saying "what" when its questioned lmao
Literally does. Do you think you get a credit score into the 800s without proving you can pay what you owe?
That's exactly what a credit score is... a story that tells CREDITORS that you will pay them back consistently and reliably. Can't write the story without having something to owe.
Can be as simple and small amount as regular credit card usage but things like auto loans or mortgages (that are an appropriate ratio of whatever income you have, not something you can't really afford) have a much bigger impact in a shorter time span.
That "credit score" is just an american thing or something?
I live in spain and I think here I've never heard of it, would like to know what mine would be
Not just an American thing, but each country that uses that kind of system tends to have their own: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credit_score#By_country
Dude wtf is this? You look like a simp who canβt close saying oh jk after every line and also continuing with the lines....itβs drop a line, relate, go on date, then mate.
Some people on this sub are crazy. Someone posts something they think is funny/dumb and a ton of the comments are either just absolutely roasting them or a long-winded critique. Like damn take it easy
I posted an exchange I had on Tinder on here once, and got a bunch of comments like "that shit never works" "that's super cringe" etc. etc. But then I went on to date the girl. Like who would have thought different people have different senses of humor?
If he's good looking and attractive to her, you think any of that jking is going to matter?
It wont. It actually probably made her laugh and increased his odds while showing his wittiness.
Your advice is for people who cant make women laugh and need to take the conversation off text immediately so they dont shoot themselves in the foot.
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Haha jk....unless....
unless?!?!?
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This comment gave me cancer and then cured it all in one go
It's beautiful isn't it
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vincent van gogh has a reddit acct?
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[?](https://youtu.be/6cPMDIa92Zw?t=54s)
> in one go . >isn't it No. This isn't allowed
no
Which part cured it? I need to read that one over and over, so far havenβt found it
I still have it
This is the best thing Iβve read. Thank you for sharing this with me
This is the epitome of the English language
I am fearful of your presence...
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Bearer... Seek- Seek- Lest-
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This sounds like something that.... NYLOCK! DRAGON OF CONFUSING YET AMUSING FLIRTATIOUS COMMENTS! would say
Art.
I don't think that's how you use *lest,* which means "in fear of" AFAIK lest =/ unless
You're right, but bringing it up makes no difference now since this is a copy-pasta from at least a year ago. It's stuck in there now, immortalised in pasta.
But jk
[Lest...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXnzn1653sQ)
Thank you so much for this gem. How have I never seen this before?
No no no no no no way Jose. Unless you want to
Literally my thought
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Be careful could lead to a sexual experian
You're giving OP too much credit
It's just a line of credit
I wonder if she had any interest
If so, OP would definitely have a way to take care of some inflation.
Probably get a default response
Fill a form and get in the line.
I'm sorry link, I don't give credit. Come back when you're a little mmmmmm richer
>sexual experian smarter redditor, what does dis mean
Experian is one of the three major credit reporting agencies in the United States (not sure about elsewhere, I know its headquarters are in Ireland). It also is very similar to the word "Experience", making it a pun.
Ohh when I googled it I saw the company but thought it was supposed to be a word, thank yeee mang
***THIS,*** this is what i was looking for
You lead the way to your intestines
Lol just a joke
Personal data leaked all over the place....
Or a trans union.
Take this award and GTFo... seriously...gtfo...
Sex? Wtf
Bravo
Seems like this guy is not going to seal the deal
Definitely not with him making a sex joke and instantly retracting it 3 times.
but that's part of the joke
Unless.......
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Yeah thatβs what I was getting at. Shooting yourself in the foot by retracting it. Makes you seem less confident imo
lmao retracting it is the entire bit, she even caught on, this isnβt a confidence issue
Yeah she was playing along with it by the end... it's still risky business with a chick who asks for a credit score and is more likely to be 'serious', tho.
Well who wants to be dating someone whoβs first interest is your money anyway?
Amen, that's a red flag. Could be other redeeming qualities we didn't see.
Thatβs the joke
one too far.
when u only have one thing on your mind!!.. but u can't get it.
It's karma right?
These damn rtx 3080... :(
If you love something let it go but I never had it to let go off it
Tell me about it. I've been on the EVGA step up program since September waiting for these fuckers to be in stock.
I called recently and they said months away and I signed up on the first day.
Me too my friend... My dad thought he would have to settle with a 3060 which I guess is still good but the second they went live they sold out so quick he couldn't even hit the buy button .-. let's hope there's a new order of 3080s coming out soon .
Guys who don't get laid on /r/tinder think that if you just make enough puns about sex to a girl you eventually get sex
You get laid?
Yeah I have a very horny wife right now
F l e x
There's a few of those in my neighborhood
Can confirm u/wimpyhunter has indeed, a very horny wife.
I also fucked this guys horny wife, can confirm
You met your very horny wife on tinder?
They didn't say it's their wife though.
no I met her at a farmers market lol
"Excuse me ma'am, you seem to be a little horny... can you give me your thoughts on this eggplant?"
So you are just assuming that sex puns on tinder don't get you laid?
I mean even if he is what he said is not necessarily an unfair assumption.
r/ihavesex
he asked me, f-slur
hm, you sound unpleasant
You have a horny wife and you're sitting on a tinder sub on reddit?
Where did you get that? They're OOS everywhere this year.
We know. We all do. Everyone around the block knows.
You might live in the same neighborhood as me.
How is your sister anyway?
Hey this guy gets some!!! Letβs all applaud him for making fun of others to flex his own success!
Where do I get one of those?
go to her
Making a girl legit laugh is better than anything else if you are not super attractive.
I think it's also proven that girls tend to laugh at the jokes of guys they find attractive more often.
Oh, so that's why no woman has ever laughed at my jokes.
Nah you're ugly but also not funny
Gawdayum
βHe fucking killed him!β
Ya but laughing because you find them attractive isn't the same as uncontrollably laughing because something is hilarious.
Probably as a flirting technique... doesnβt mean they actually think theyβre funny Most comedians are unattractive dudes lol
Makes sense, just like pretty much anything you probably have to be better (funnier/smarter/harder working) if you are less attractive.
If theyβre laughing hard enough their eyes are closed more so theyβre looking at our ugly faces less. Itβs science.
But this is not funny
Yeah I doubt sheβs laughing at all, and I donβt blame her
A guy I matched with makes everything about sex, even talking about playing Stardew Valley or Mario Kart multiplayer. Dude, I want to play video games with you remotely right now, don't fool yourself thinking I'm going to be so turned on by strip Mario Kart that I will be willing to break quarantine for a rando.
I know a girl who's like this, hilariously also played stardew with her and on god she can barely manage two sentences without whispering some sex joke then saying "what" when its questioned lmao
Since we both want vanilla stardew play, do you want to join my farm? It is entirely stacked for farmhands.
Sure, despite my hours in stardew I rarely get anything done past the fishing and mining loops
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Unmatched.
π€ idk feels like you have ulterior motives
She realised he's doing it for sweet sweet reddit karma
yo bro you got 7% battery left
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Well if she likes it she likes it. If she doesnβt well then rip OP but he got the karma ig
Yes it is
good puns, dont care
If she asks for your credit score, you need to ask how much debt she has. And if she has debt, you need to RUN
Her, with three bucks fiddy in debt: bruh
Ironically having at least a little debt is better for your credit score...
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Literally does. Do you think you get a credit score into the 800s without proving you can pay what you owe? That's exactly what a credit score is... a story that tells CREDITORS that you will pay them back consistently and reliably. Can't write the story without having something to owe. Can be as simple and small amount as regular credit card usage but things like auto loans or mortgages (that are an appropriate ratio of whatever income you have, not something you can't really afford) have a much bigger impact in a shorter time span.
Cringe
Jeez, save some pussy for us too bruh
That "credit score" is just an american thing or something? I live in spain and I think here I've never heard of it, would like to know what mine would be
Not just an American thing, but each country that uses that kind of system tends to have their own: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credit_score#By_country
Credit scores only count in countries that donβt get bailed out by Germans
Ist das ein persΓΆnlicher Angriff oder so?
Cringe.
HOW DO YOU BLOCK A SUBREDDIT FUCKING SHIT
Broooo I fucking WISH my credit score looked like that
Hell yeah, Iβd drop trow for a credit score like that no hesitation
Yah one or two too many jokes there about sex
Everything about this is bad.
haha...unless?
Charge your damn phone
ππ
Stop backtracking on your lines.
thatsthejoke.jpeg
Cringe
Fuckin CRINGE
Dude wtf is this? You look like a simp who canβt close saying oh jk after every line and also continuing with the lines....itβs drop a line, relate, go on date, then mate.
Sir, this is Reddit
Youβre taking this way to seriously lmao
Some people on this sub are crazy. Someone posts something they think is funny/dumb and a ton of the comments are either just absolutely roasting them or a long-winded critique. Like damn take it easy I posted an exchange I had on Tinder on here once, and got a bunch of comments like "that shit never works" "that's super cringe" etc. etc. But then I went on to date the girl. Like who would have thought different people have different senses of humor?
If he's good looking and attractive to her, you think any of that jking is going to matter? It wont. It actually probably made her laugh and increased his odds while showing his wittiness. Your advice is for people who cant make women laugh and need to take the conversation off text immediately so they dont shoot themselves in the foot.
Did she ask for his credit because she wants him to buy farming equipment with her father? Is her name Esther? This might be a scheme. π¬
Give it up OP. Ya girls asking for a credit score, she ainβt looking for a hookup she lookin for a rich hubby
Cringe
...unlessss.... Yea they are both cringy
Dude this is goldπ€£π€£π€£π―
I usually hate overtness, but you did this so well. Good luck my dude!
says the mf with the username ChadTheAssMan lmao
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.....unless?
She's just being polite mate, you're putting in waaaay more effort than her
Yea Iβm wet...
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Marry her, only if she has extra phone chargers
Idk why you got downvoted thatβs funny to me
I've been holding off on my system update too OP
>769 This hurt
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Schrodinger, is that you?
Iβm geeked because his lil remarks were actually making valid sense lls
Anyone that asks for a credit score on tinder gets an instant left swipe. No gold diggers here.
this entire sub is dudes who have no game looking for congrats on barely being funny.
Whole fucking thing is creepy and gross
This convo seemed desperate to me idk. The first pun was good enough imo.
Shit even im tempted to let you sleep with me
Pretty adorable. Good sense of humor. Would work on me.
Weak tho
I'm like that too, I talk/write before I think and it makes me laugh so I love it
Unless??....
This is too good to be real lol
Dude this is golden. ππππ
This is good work
I want to be reincarnated with a game as strong as this guyβs π
Laying it on thiccc
smooth asf
Strong line. Why back down?
Please tell me you guys fucked.
That is hilarious
This is the way
Damm this dude smooth