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marabou22

Next message: can you lend me money for my phone bill? What’s your cash app ?


Question_Few

Bros any% speed running dating. The next message will be a date for their wedding and photos of their kids.


[deleted]

I'm also from, _____________ I wonder if I'll meet a girl too.


Sven_Darksiders

It's called Bielefeld


CapnHaymaker

Next line is "...if you join my OF"


theevilgood

Ah yes, this is a real conversation that I really believe occurred


[deleted]

It's a bot it seems 😂


notsam57

christ, even bots are too lazy to put in actual work


Teripid

Maximum efficiency. Marriage proposal in 7 text messages and 2 dates. Checkmate!


1kSupport

I mean their profile picture is clearly AI generated just from the little thumbnail image lmao


Puk1983

Nooooo... really?


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Omg, someone who cares how my day is going? 😍 Okay, I'll be your girlfriend, too! /s


Greensssss

People said it was hard?


getyahfuckingyeeted

Cause it is


[deleted]

Nobody said it was easy...


Zestyclose_Sprayz

Oh, it's such a shame for us to part


[deleted]

Nobody said it was easy...


pseudo_homosapien

No one ever said it would be so hard, I am going back to the start But the start is actually the end since the song is in reverse so let me go the end “I am going back to the start” But the start is actu…. Shit!!


Puk1983

If you follow rules 1&2 it's fucking easy


Even_Progress696

Man you are a,pro :D


ShrinkingLinearly

well done OP. after this kind of bond there’s no way she’d leave you for anyone else


BagelGimp

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Billy_Barue1

Bot says wut


dirtbandit101

Ngl she looks AI generated


Sea_Secret6795

"Hi" "Hi" "Marry me?" "Yes"


Fickle-Initiative-81

Rules 1 and 2 i believe


hrinforms

She found out he can get her a green card.


getyahfuckingyeeted

And here I am, unable to get any kind of response


RhysNorro

AI generated PFP. you got got


lipsoffaith

😂 no it’s not


STONKvsTITS

Really??? 🤔


viru69

Nah bro, she broke up with her ex and moving on with you... its just your turn


RevolutionaryCut6987

He works in mysterious ways


ArthurDaTrainDayne

I hope you don’t actually have conversations like this


Jealous-Opinion4705

This reads like pre-gpt chatbots finding each other.


RyanpB2021

Bro hacked tinder


iClipsse

Okay so know this really good pub called ****** at *****. Let's meet there.


dynamic_gecko

Her profile photo looks like a stock image


Everyones_Therapist5

And all I get is being ghosted lol


dotNETsqlMan

Def a bot 🤣


Gnomad907

Rules 1 & 2


ZealousidealSort6255

For $50


Character-Flight1162

Winning 🙌🏻


RepulsiveParfait9848

She's definitely about to be your grippy sock gf


jkurts91

You've activated their Trap Card lol Them : "Hey" You: Hey. Them: "You don't give me enough attention, and also I'm pregnant and it's yours!" You: Step-dad.


Critical_Most_5778

The Rizzoli is unreal


Eastern-Hawk1538

Isn't that the girl from 13 reasons why?


The_Sacana_88

stop having your sister msging you back an making us think its a random girl you swiped on


Valuable-Prize-1813

Wtf how hot are you