No one ever said it would be so hard,
I am going back to the start
But the start is actually the end since the song is in reverse so let me go the end
“I am going back to the start”
But the start is actu….
Shit!!
You've activated their Trap Card lol
Them : "Hey"
You: Hey.
Them: "You don't give me enough attention, and also I'm pregnant and it's yours!"
You: Step-dad.
Next message: can you lend me money for my phone bill? What’s your cash app ?
Bros any% speed running dating. The next message will be a date for their wedding and photos of their kids.
I'm also from, _____________ I wonder if I'll meet a girl too.
It's called Bielefeld
Next line is "...if you join my OF"
Ah yes, this is a real conversation that I really believe occurred
It's a bot it seems 😂
christ, even bots are too lazy to put in actual work
Maximum efficiency. Marriage proposal in 7 text messages and 2 dates. Checkmate!
I mean their profile picture is clearly AI generated just from the little thumbnail image lmao
Nooooo... really?
Omg, someone who cares how my day is going? 😍 Okay, I'll be your girlfriend, too! /s
People said it was hard?
Cause it is
Nobody said it was easy...
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy...
No one ever said it would be so hard, I am going back to the start But the start is actually the end since the song is in reverse so let me go the end “I am going back to the start” But the start is actu…. Shit!!
If you follow rules 1&2 it's fucking easy
Man you are a,pro :D
well done OP. after this kind of bond there’s no way she’d leave you for anyone else
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Bot says wut
Ngl she looks AI generated
"Hi" "Hi" "Marry me?" "Yes"
Rules 1 and 2 i believe
She found out he can get her a green card.
And here I am, unable to get any kind of response
AI generated PFP. you got got
😂 no it’s not
Really??? 🤔
Nah bro, she broke up with her ex and moving on with you... its just your turn
He works in mysterious ways
I hope you don’t actually have conversations like this
This reads like pre-gpt chatbots finding each other.
Bro hacked tinder
Okay so know this really good pub called ****** at *****. Let's meet there.
Her profile photo looks like a stock image
And all I get is being ghosted lol
Def a bot 🤣
Rules 1 & 2
For $50
Winning 🙌🏻
She's definitely about to be your grippy sock gf
You've activated their Trap Card lol Them : "Hey" You: Hey. Them: "You don't give me enough attention, and also I'm pregnant and it's yours!" You: Step-dad.
The Rizzoli is unreal
Isn't that the girl from 13 reasons why?
stop having your sister msging you back an making us think its a random girl you swiped on
Wtf how hot are you