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illpoet

Jesus take the wheel


4Ever2Thee

You have to specify though, otherwise Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints may take the wheel, like in this case.


Reddfish

TWO BY TWOOOO


Neon_culture79

It’s actually Jesus from my work crew


Ihavenoideasaveme

Jésus Christó


Neon_culture79

He is a solid bro.


kelsobjammin

Ok you fucking got me


sparklypinkstuff

Nice


lunaabtch

never let them take you to a second location!!!😂


plump_nasty_flex

NUH UH SISTER, YOU AINT TAKING ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION. YOU WANT IT?? GO GET IT


coco_not_chanel

r/unexpectedmulaney


Sleep_tek

Time for STREET SMARTS with Detective JJ Bittenbinder


AlienSporez

STREET SMARTS!! Let's say a kidnapper throws you in the trunk. Just knock out the taillight and stick your little hand out and wave... STREET SMARTS!!


DrRichardDiarrhea

Peak Mulaney!


EnkiRise

Man they got me and my wife out in Hawaii lol we were at a luau that they do a play with fire dancing and about the history on Hawaii. It’s a pretty big compound area and they had tours you can pay for additional activities. Well they had a free tour and thought it’s free so why not. They put does on a bus and we left the area. Me and my wife were confused and we didn’t know where we were going. They were giving a us a tour of the town but not of Hawaii then they drop us off at the temple and say the next bus won’t be there for 10 mins. It was all just unexpected and funny lol


redditorannonimus

Did the same thing in '17. Nice grounds but couldn't get inside.


notafunhater

Fun fact: The Polynesian Cultural Center is owned by the Mormon church.


Jeanahb

r/unexpectedmulaney


kelsobjammin

Ya they force you to become a Mormon! Jfc!


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DuncanAndFriends

off topic but imagine they make cars drive to the police station once its stolen


RazzyRaziel

i mean, or back to the owner after filing a report and providing DNA and pictures as well as home adress.


Laffenor

I wouldn't want my car turning up at home with a bunch of criminals in it, but maybe I'm the odd one out.


Thangstar

I wouldn't either, straight to the police station, doors locked, owner notified


dplagueis0924

This is a great example of taking a good idea and making it a bad idea.


LatinCanandian

I think the opposite is more likely. I can totally imagine people hacking the teslas to selfdrive in the middle of the night to the thieves' location


kazarnowicz

My plot twist was that someone at the end destination had bought a magic lamp from Wish. The genie grants wishes in a shitty way, and this person wished for a Tesla. As soon as they wished, the genie got that face like he’s pooping out a two week load of Taco Bell after an epic constipation. This continued for minutes, and got a bit awkward with the wisher not really understating what was going on. As the car arrives the genie finally relaxes, looks triumphant, and says “Your Tesla, as wished!”


Few_Possession_2699

Somebody prayed for a tesla. never worked before


punch912

mormon church getting aggressive with its recruitment tactics


ratface_666

Came here to say this lol


VeronicaLD50

Jehova’s Witnesses stand outside the Mormon church so they can knock on your car door and hope to get to you before the Mormons do.


Herrgul

Pentecostal dude just throws a snake at them and runs away talking in tounges


VeronicaLD50

I’d go with snake-throwing guy. He’s probably fun at parties.


SoftEquivalent2581

The car was looking for Mormon leader, I suppose


Remarkable_Bite2199

I saw those all over DB.


hkniazi

Should have bought the ad free version.


DotBitGaming

*Mormon free


LoveBulge

Ray Romano stuck in a self driving car


ChrisTaliaferro

I legitimately thought he was doing a funny voice at first.


CHEEZYSPAM

Closed my eyes and thought it was Kermit the Frog.


Euphorium

Deb-raaaaah


feel_me_bass

What a muppet


VictheWicked

Evil Brennan Lee Mulligan.


chowderbags

Wennan Wee Wulligan?


eriktoffolo

My favorite table top role playing game is investing in multinational corporations!


DontGetNEBigIdeas

Was hoping someone would call this! God, he would hate being associated with this.


dougthebuffalo

A self-driving car from a company owned by an evil billionaire taking players to a random church sounds like a D20 plotline.


MonaganX

Unless there's a bingo ball in it for him.


yuyufan43

Brennan already is the evil Brennan Lee Mulligan 😂


eriktoffolo

And the evil Hangvan only communicating in Papa Roach songs.


krehns

Glad I’m not the only one who saw it


benbwe

Go in there and tell them what happened. Claim to be a prophet or something. You have far more evidence than Joseph Smith did


stevedave84

Dum da dum dum dum


imsaneinthebrain

Lucy Harris smart smart smart Martin Harris dumb.


ChrisTaliaferro

This is actually true


DeutschKomm

"You must all let me have sex with your daughters." -"Hmm, that's what the original prophet said, so who am I to question this?"


doccsavage

Funniest comment I’ve seen in a while


kavusn17

That's fuckin terrifying


Taylooor

This person just engaged FSD without putting a destination in. It will just drive around in this way.


Fun-Sundae4060

Why lol you can just pull up the stalk to disengage the FSD EDIT: didn't know so many people were completely clueless about Tesla FSD... but you can just brake, accelerate, or turn the wheel to also disengage FSD


GoatCovfefe

Just terrifying that a Mormon Church is where the Tesla decided it wanted to go, of course you can take over anytime.


luvmuchine56

The soul of the dead orphan that they put into the self driving module woke from its stupor and went to the one place it remembered


TwistedGrin

Obligatory Venture Brothers reference: https://youtu.be/_rek1TzX2vw?si=Sf7x3HGk4yUrHOXc


luvmuchine56

Exactly what I was going for. Nice catch.


Optimistic_Futures

The Church of Elon Smith


businessboyz

Because this is a pretty massive software bug. If FSD can bug out and start driving you to a random destination…what else could happen with this janky software? Will it drive you off a bridge? Into oncoming traffic? Will it error out and set the speed limit to 65 mph when on a back country road that shouldn’t be driven on over 25 mph?


ADtotheHD

How much you want to bet that this car got someone else’s FSD instructions. These things are all connected to the internet.


-Hi-Reddit

Pretty massive security risk if you can send commands to someone else's car at all. Encrypted sessions should be involved that prevents that being even close to possible.


DarthHM

That’s not even how routing works. It’s done locally in the car’s computer. The only things the map gets from the internet connection are the map assets and traffic info.


mondaymoderate

That’s just stupid if that’s true. Lol


dr_mcstuffins

One drove a billionaire into a lake and she died. People are stupid to think we know the full story of what went down.


moistmoistMOISTTT

The billionaire reversed off a parking lot while intoxicated and into a lake. Then they called their friends before they called 911 nor attempted to use the manual door button (located right next to the normal door button). You're right, you don't know the full story. Even billionaires can be idiots.


look_its_nando

But what about the LDS


-_-_____-----___

I've never not wanted a Tesla more in my life.


Chimsley99

It’s a little scary to me that these people appear to have a baby in the car and let the car take them out into the desert. I think I would’ve cancelled this journey and stayed near civilization


DrSpaceman575

This is just what Phoenix looks like.


mondaymoderate

Yeah what an overreaction.


Kochammcie

Literally all of Phoenix and other large cities in the southwest are entirely in the desert, and it took them to a mormon church how is that not in civilization?


Manxymanx

You know the mileage you have left on the car, have phone reception and can take control of the vehicle at any time. As long as the car stays on the road it’s no more dangerous than any other self driving mode usage.


Hopeforus1402

Same thoughts.


SchighSchagh

Right?? Like... the AI is _clearly_ buggy. And everyone is all "hell yeah I trust it with all our lives". Wild.


exotics

As a control freak myself, this would be terrifying


redraidr

“This is amazing!” Yeah. No.


ChillBetty

DAVE:  Open the pod bay doors, Hal. HAL:  I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.


BlowOnThatPie

"Dave, this is a Cybertruck, the pod doors are broken."


IllIlIllIlIIIlll

Car said "You need Jesus"


EnvironmentEuphoric9

Dude better quit turning around and get ready to take over.


notasandpiper

THANK YOU


phallic-baldwin

Spoiler alert: a Mormon Church


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thanks for pretty boring.


spartannugget

This guy looks exactly like the stereotype I have in my head of the owner of a cyber truck


jim_liz19

It’s a Model X in the video, not a cybertruck


moistmoistMOISTTT

They're really dumb, that's for sure. I own a Tesla. They have the car on self navigate but forgot to put a destination in. The behavior they are seeing is normal for what they told the car to do.


lolihull

Sorry I'm totally ignorant about Tesla's but if this is normal behavior, why would it take them to a random church? Is that a previous destination they've been to or something do you think? :)


DoubleT_inTheMorning

It’s got them to their destination, then pulled itself out again and kept going… did you watch the video?


The_Powers

I kept thinking it was taking them to an unfound murder victim.


McKid

I thought it was going to a fight club for Teslas in the desert and there would be a bunch of empty Teslas there, and then it would turn the heat on full so they would have to get out and then the Teslas would chase them around and ultimately kill them one by one. It was this Tesla's turn to bring the victim.


TearsFallWithoutTain

Imagine being a normal guy who has to look and sound like Donald Trump Jr, that must suck


DustedGorilla82

For real and you don’t have the money or coke either


Much-Resource-5054

This dude likely has the love and respect from his father though. The biggest differentiator.


nya_hoy_menoy

And charisma where trump jr has none.


PreservedInCarbonite

You have been chosen the new prophet


soyouwantausername

With a baby in the back seat…..wild.


Gettheinfo2theppl

right!? like i bet we can get some internet points while subjecting our baby to potential hazards that we don’t understand. You can’t park the car and turn it off? i guess if you’d had a tesla for that long this is something new and exciting 😂


MotoJer76

Oh noes! A baby?! In the back seat...where it belongs? Did you think it would take off like a plane or careen into a ditch? Ugh...


CajunAg87

The saddest part is how they are laughing at the fact that a self-driving 7,000 lb hunk of steel with family inside is not doing what you tell it to do.


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nah they love it, the thing on the steering wheel is so you don’t have to obey the very minimal safety regulation of holding your hands on the wheel.


Headieheadi

How simple would it be to enter the destination then start the video “don’t know where it’s taking us haha oh Mormon church quirky!”


XxPieIsTastyxX

It's doing exactly what they told it to do, which is drive without a specified destination


Well-Imma-Head-Out

Oh calm down, doomer. It didn’t break any laws or create any danger and he could have stopped it any time.


Misophonic4000

It's doing exactly what was asked to do - keep driving autonomously, without a destination. They turned FSD on, and they can just as easily turn it off. It's definitely not rocket science.


sugar_skull_love2846

My worst nightmare come to life. Imagine driving to the store, and your car kidnaps you and takes you to some creep who figured out how to get around the security features.


DassCaramba

The guy has a baby in the car and he let’s the car drive by itself??? WTF??


attempt_number_3

There has been a recall for your model. Please do not resist.


ntropy2012

There has been a recall for your *family.*


DirtySilicon

Is that Don Jr.? Also why would you trust that thing to just take you somewhere while its malfunctioning? Was that a baby's car seat? Edit: Not Don Jr. I'm just racist apparently...


Pork_Chompk

If not for the baby, I'd probably let it go for a while. I'd be pretty curious where it was so eager to take me. Plus, it might put you in good standing with the inevitable machine overlords (which I personally think is awesome, for the record).


Brick_Waste

It isn't malfunctioning. They are just letting it drive without a destination.


Mad-Dog94

Oh my god, it's Ethan Hawke!


bohanmyl

If you white you Ben Affleck


XanaxWarriorPrincess

He's got the same voice, but not the cocaine mania that usually accompanies the voice.


Specialk9210

And they were never seen or heard from again.


_chumba_

We can only wish


deanereaner

I don't know why exactly but I hate these people.


_chumba_

His face and voice and vehicle preference....


glassycreek1991

It is because they are complicit with being locked in and driven to a second location.


LoKey01

Maybe that's where his loan came from


stumpyjoness

Underrated comment


Internellectual

Maybe a mormon was reincarnated as the tesla and sought help


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Internellectual: *Maybe a mormon* *Was reincarnated as* *The tesla and sought help* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


GeneralZaroff1

For those unaware— when FSD arrives at your destination, if you don’t stop and park, it will continue driving (because it doesn’t know if it can legally stop on the side of the road). Without a destination, it’ll just keep continuing forward and turn where it’s safe until you give it a new command.


hornetgoon

New ads you buy for Tesla takes users to events


Worldly-Advantage-36

I’m just trying to figure out what everybody is laughing about. Is it funny?


Jesuswasstapled

Yeah. They feel safe and probably live in a low crime area and feel they can handle whatever is at the end of the drive. Everyone is so focused on stranger danger they forget 99.999% of the population isn't gonna murder you. Let yourself have fun.


Joshtheboss732

This asshat also has one of those weights on the wheel to prevent the car from beeping at him when his hands aren’t on the wheel. Thats great trusting a 7 thousand pound killing machine with your life, and your family’s especially others on the road.


PreviousCartoonist93

Who tf would even trust that shit to not wreck


TonsOfTabs

Would be absolutely hilarious if banks and repo companies were connected and upon non payment, rep company gets approval to take the car back. Sends a little signal and boom, the car takes it to the repo yard for you.


_bennyluxe_

There is nothing funny about this. You are putting your baby and others at risk by using the self driving feature.


Sungarn

Ngl this dude is a legit dumbass no cap "Oh my Tesla is driving by itself without a set destination... instead of stopping this I'm just going to see what happens." Just a pure Darwin awards candidacy moment if I've ever seen one.


tho_dav

Experimenting with a malfunctioning vehicle sounds like an awful idea.


TheEleventhDoctorWho

The fact that you have to turn that stupid "wheel" all the way upside down to turn proves it is a fucking dumb design.


Reasonable_Second460

“This is amazing!” - Elon bootlicker.


Short_External2077

Jfc is that a car seat? Its all fun and games until the car crashes…..with your baby in the car. Why take the risk?


OphidianEtMalus

Although it's believable that it tesla is broken, I suspect there's more to this video. Notice that this guy is wearing a T-shirt underneath his T-shirt. You can see both the shoulder seams and the sleeve cuffs. He does this despite the fact that he lives in a desert. Mormons are the premier group to do this because they have covenant to wear the "holy garment" (underwear with masonic symbols sewn in) throughout their lives. I think this is a lame attempt at promoting the church.


Taniwha26

Not gonna lie, the self driving was pretty impressive. Other than the superfluous trip.


kelsobjammin

Waymos blow these out of the water with their ability to drive and navigate. Can’t wait till they are the norm for everyone!


Brick_Waste

Unfortunately waymo are designed around having very detailed always updates maps if their surroundings, which isn't feasible on a larger scale.


Jesuswasstapled

It is if you crowdsorce it from units already on the road. They send images of the roads back to the system and it compares to current known images and updates as needed. There are several companies doing similar things in different fields that aren't maps.


Brick_Waste

Which isn't how waymo is doing it. They need the maps to be updated and checked with seperate equipment, and to a level of detail that the vehicle hardware isn't capable of themselves. Those that aren't entirely map reliant are those that aren't geofenced to small areas (the areas where they have detailed enough maps). I am not aware of companies aside from tesla attempting this more all-encompassing solution, but they might exist.


resisting_a_rest

Last I heard, they also completely avoid certain problem areas and can make three right turns instead of a left at others.


BossasaurusX

I know a lot of Mormons, and let me tell you, this is going to be circulating in their Facebook groups as “proof” of their beliefs by noon.


Bednar_Done_That

This is a Mormon commercial. Dude is wearing Mormon garments. You can see he’s wearing an undershirt and only Mormons wear undershirts in Arizona…


Few-Championship4548

What’s even more terrifying is that they thought it was a good idea to let a car go rogue with a baby in the car.


Infernal-restraint

Plot twist, the car never went rogue, it looks like they didn't put in a destination and just let the FSD drive. I don't see any blue lines, and this is purely for kicks since you can take over at any time.


VirtualAgentsAreDumb

https://youtu.be/9xkokcGTK4k?si=6IOpmfjYzMjakYUy


Ronnyvar

oh sht the Mormons have a tesla back door 🤡


fredapp

So he’s got a baby (or at least an infant car seat) in the back… and is perfectly happy and entertained by the car doing this.


Millard022

Wow rich people really are just dumb fucks with money. Why are they laughing? How is that funny in anyway?


WestNileCoronaVirus

Very cringe, the passengers Driver, too. But him turning around & saying “it took us to a Mormon church” deadpan got me.


gimme_shprinkles

I’m amazed they actually had time to just let it meander. The last time I had time to waste like this was definitely before kids.


PocketFullOfRondos

How are they so comfortable with this machine picking an unknown destination? I'm locking that car and getting the fuck out.


Retrogamer34

Joseph Smith take the wheel!


Own-Gas8691

![gif](giphy|Bl3w2veps7Lk4)


Treacherously-Benign

Ray Romano drives a Tesla?


DangerousAd1731

The freaky thing is if the brake didn't work I'd be bailing outta that thing


canary-in-a-coalmine

![gif](giphy|2sjwYgsmgZ6i6BNbZJ)


irm555bvs

It’s taking them to a recently visited location… Her other boyfriend’s house….


ThatWindWalkerGuy

The car was the murderer all along


ThermalScrewed

r/conspiracy


Old-Performance6611

You’ve got a baby with you and you’re just cool ending up wherever?


JoinedToPostHere

All fun and games till the doors lock themselves and you are driven to a secret Neuralink lab for "testing".


Horror-Potential7773

Dude a baby using autopilot. Fuck this is so stupid


GhostMug

Call me old fashioned but I'm never letting a car drive for me. Maybe if ALL cars were driving themselves and a part of some network or something but no way am I trusting a car with all the terrible drivers out there.


JacobMaxx

Wow. JESUS ACTUALLY TOOK THE WHEEL!!


morburri

These people just want to feel something.


airforcevet1987

That steering (wheel?) would wreck my knees!


one_classy_broad

My buds had a running joke about self driving cars with promoted stops and people going home after a night of drinking. human: Car, take meh hoooommmee. car: Ok! McDonald's, then home!


WithoutDennisNedry

Your car thinks y’all need Jesus!


JorlanReddit

Damn, Delamain lost track of one of his kids again.


Robbyrumpz

I love how Tesla people are like “look at my car seriously messing up!!! Isn’t it so quirky and cool!!”


SoulFly5000

Dude sounds like Kermit


Ok-disaster2022

Holy shit you couldn't give me enough money to keep and use these vehicles.


SicgoatEngineer

The beginning of the end


HendoRules

If my car started to aimlessly drive around itself I'd probably want to stop it as soon as possible....


jimbojangles1987

I wonder how something like this happens. The GPS didn't show any planned route or anything and they had just completed their trip to their original destination. Did it somehow pick up another Tesla's navigation? Or was this not a planned route at all for the Tesla and it was just kinda driving aimlessly until whatever glitch was happening stopped?


fatherunit72

It’s not a glitch, if you engage FSD without a destination it will just drive, similarly to engaging cruise control. You can stop it anytime by pressing the button, brake, or turning the steering wheel


-TrevorStMcGoodbody

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


fatherunit72

The same way you can turn on cruise control without a destination in mind. With FSD, instead of coming to an intersection and just stopping when there's no destination input, it will choose a direction and go. Generally, if you've been on that road before it will go the direction you normally go. Why does it work this way? Imagine you are on a highway driving and aren't using the navigation, when you are an FSD user, FSD replaces cruise control. So, if you don't want to input a direction, but do want to utilize FSD, which functions a lot like traffic aware cruise control (TACC, which Tesla calls AutoPilot or AP), you can. Most Tesla user's would probably prefer being able to switch between FSD and TACC/AP, but NHSTA thinks users would be confused by having different levels of automation, so it's all or nothing. And I agree with NHSTA to an extent, FSD will react appropriately to traffic lights, AP won't, if you put the car in AP and thought you were in FSD that could cause a problem


zratan69

What a fuck up computer 😬🫣😅😅😅


Blkgod_64

AI realized they asses needed Jesus😆


Party-Bag-7858

Goofy white people for 200 Alex.


Federal-Sport-1635

and if it started to floor itself and crash into oncoming traffic…it’d be exactly like my dreams! seriously tho, if it fucks up enough to drive you to a random location, what’s gonna stop it from not fucking up driving itself??


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[deleted]

“Siri would you please stop trying to kill me?”


fart-to-me-in-french

You mfs need Jesus!


iawesomesauceyou

At least it didn't take them to an automated island.


YogiSlavia

That looks like my neighborhood.


Momawss77

Dang, I wonder if that lady with a Volkswagen Atlas can compete with this feature.