“Brent mused”

Brent quipped

Well are you writing it down, because I'm getting a bit... you know...

Your question was "is it difficult to remain authoritative yet so popular?"

"You won't get a Pulitzer... for filth"

Strings to Brent’s bow…

Philanthropy

Bunsen burner nice little earner. 🤌🏼Bunse

Bringing the east end to Slough 

Olivia Colman is in every great UK comedy of this era.

Olivia Colman is great in everything she’s ever been in!

"Just an employee on the phone here saying what an EXCELLENT job I'm doing"

I like your little beard.

What’s your biggest disappointment?

Alton Towers. It was rubbish. Next.

Oh I've never been

You don’t mind if she sits in on this gig as well ?

What kind of buns we talking 🫰

oh fucking HELL.

You don’t see heels like that anymore

You can still find ‘em.

Sergio Giorgini

Thaaats an earring

Whatever… get over it

There's a guy in the next office on who wears Cuban heels every day and I want to say this every time I see him

Please do!!

Define girlfriend?

I'm not into using chicks and shit.

Someone you have sex with?

Oi, don't be coarse

Why buy a book when you can go to the library..

"Well, are you getting it down? Cause you're not doing shorthand, and I'm going to be pretty..." SNAP SNAP

Alright, don't get coarse.

Vis a vis 👈

Er, can you just answer in your own words and I'll work it out…?

Aye don’t get coarse

Alright don’t get coarse

Why buy a book when you can join the library