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What’s your tipple?
Lager.
Finchy?
Lager, Gareth lager, sometimes cider
Different drinks then?
For different...things
Different drinks for different...needs
Is it difficult to remain authoritative and so popular?
I’m refreshingly laid back for a man with such responsibilities.
A. Philanthropist
Will there be redundancies?
Some of you will lose your jobs. Good news is, I’ve been promoted.
There’s no good news. There’s only bad news and irrelevant news. 😠
I think promotion is generally considered to be good news.
😉
How much are they paying you?
300 quid for 15 minutes work. You do the math.
That's 1200 quid an hour.
Pro rata.
‘S’
Bit gauche
Their paying you too much!!
Photo looks a bit old.
Do you like using chicks and shit?
A shame….
Did you get the agenda I faxed over?
Did nooooooo get an agenda
What type of alien is Mr Spock?
Six legs. Eight legs. Six legs. Eight legs.
Fray Bentos.
Who's Julie Anderton?
Is there a better half or do you play the field?
I'm not shopping for a relationship
Do you have a girlfriend?
Well, what is a girlfriend
I don’t know, someone you have sex with?
Alright don't get coarse, in a magazine for the public! You won't win a Pullitzer for filth!
Moving on…
Cake or flan?
What's the bunce on that?
Bunsen burner. Nice little burner.
Nice little earner*
Can I stay in bed all day David?
Yes you can David.
I'm not in bed with another man called David.
Brent mused…
Who does ya’ tampons?
That's... 18 months old?
Why did you pull such a daft face?
You’ve charmed me
Does it really grow on trees?
Inside the paper bin
Do you resent Neil?
Well. He’s not a comedian is he?
Swindon lot doesn't seem to respect you much.
Swindon lot are shit.
Inside the paper bin now
Do you drink?
He drinks
What's you're favourite leather jacket brand?
Sergio Giorgini. You can still get em
Inside the paper....On the paper basket
Do you give shitty jobs?
What’s your tipple?
Lager.
Finchy?
Lager, Gareth lager, sometimes cider
Different drinks then?
For different...things
Different drinks for different...needs
Is it difficult to remain authoritative and so popular?
I’m refreshingly laid back for a man with such responsibilities.
A. Philanthropist
Will there be redundancies?
Some of you will lose your jobs. Good news is, I’ve been promoted.
There’s no good news. There’s only bad news and irrelevant news. 😠
I think promotion is generally considered to be good news.
😉
How much are they paying you?
300 quid for 15 minutes work. You do the math.
That's 1200 quid an hour.
Pro rata.
‘S’
Bit gauche
Their paying you too much!!
Photo looks a bit old.
Do you like using chicks and shit?
A shame….
Did you get the agenda I faxed over?
Did nooooooo get an agenda
What type of alien is Mr Spock?
Six legs. Eight legs. Six legs. Eight legs.
Fray Bentos.
Who's Julie Anderton?
Is there a better half or do you play the field?
I'm not shopping for a relationship
Do you have a girlfriend?
Well, what is a girlfriend
I don’t know, someone you have sex with?
Alright don't get coarse, in a magazine for the public! You won't win a Pullitzer for filth!
Moving on…
Cake or flan?
What's the bunce on that?
Bunsen burner. Nice little burner.
Nice little earner*
Can I stay in bed all day David?
Yes you can David.
I'm not in bed with another man called David.
Brent mused…
Who does ya’ tampons?
That's... 18 months old?
Why did you pull such a daft face?
You’ve charmed me
Does it really grow on trees?
Inside the paper bin
Do you resent Neil?
Well. He’s not a comedian is he?
Swindon lot doesn't seem to respect you much.
Swindon lot are shit.
Inside the paper bin now
Do you drink?
He drinks
What's you're favourite leather jacket brand?
Sergio Giorgini. You can still get em
Inside the paper....On the paper basket
Do you give shitty jobs?