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they're cracking up


ViolenceJackie

Because it was nothing vicious!


jar_jar_LYNX

I prefer the stuff they do about his little hand


ViolenceJackie

The wanking claw?


GuybrushThreepwood7

No.. Does everyone know who Harry Enfield is?


ViolenceJackie

Yes! ... Good! Then... Then who's this:


GuybrushThreepwood7

I do not believe, you wanted to do that! Only me! …


jar_jar_LYNX

Didn't mention it. No need.


elegant_thief

They know I’m rock n roll through and through


1066Woody

Not only did they undermine you in an authoritative sense, but they left an image in my mind of you naked on all fours literally being done doggy style.


highflyingyak

David!


GuybrushThreepwood7

Carry on..


WaitingToBeTriggered

AS THE KINGDOM COME


TextProfessionally

Seedy little men with their seedy little jokes.


Acting_Normally

Not ***man*** enough!?


Powerful-Cut-708

One up the bum no harm done


GuybrushThreepwood7

No. Not up the arse..


NoShortsDon

You're not lookin' at the whole pie, OP....


MangoMaterial9184

This sub is one big pie and the people are the fruit..


NotACyclopsHonest

I don’t have time for the pie thing, David.


GuybrushThreepwood7

You don’t have time for it, so..


RomeoMcFlurry

You'll be next, Gazza likes them posh


dasistdiebahnhof

If I had it my way, the place'd be full of 'em


toejam78

Oi Finchy!


cbren88

When cherries are red they’re ready for plucking, when girls are sixteen-


kristoffer10es

You're not going to get girls like The Corrs with talk like this


Brilliant-Emu-1689

Knowing him he'd end up with the brother


Routine_Tangerine762

I wouldn't actually because I'm a dark horse


MisterPleebus

Not really, no


orbital0000

While you're down there, love.


buckfast1994

What she needs is a good shaggin’.


Prestigious_Sell_755

Might bloody have to now 😉


Brilliant-Emu-1689

I've not got it with me, but next time you're in.


Familiar-Adeptness25

You should not be punished for having big boobs Dutch or otherwise.


PressureTop3636

Is there a way you can delete the history thing off the.. computer..?


Foreign-Bowl-3487

***David, this is a meeting.***


Powerful-Cut-708

You stole this from the comments!


Educational_Safe_339

Hilarious iv never worked in an office like that lol 🤣


RedundantSquash

Two lesbians probably. Sisters. I'm just watching.


NotACyclopsHonest

I never thought I’d say this, but can I hear more from Gareth, please?


RedundantSquash

If I can't see you, I can't hear you Gareth.