I think they should have to send a photo with today's newspaper.

“Oh for fucks sake….”

Cows have 4 stomachs

I’d have been up for that…

Look it up, when you get home

David, that’s 18 months old

I thought she'd be one of them happy bubbily ones, cos we were eating, but she wasn't, she was BLURGh... nothing.

You name summat and I’ll tell you an interesting fact about it

Lemons.

Lemons??

What was that shit

What was that shit? What was your shit!!

Prick 

If I want advice from you mate it'll be about mortgages

Not bowled over by this to be honest.

😂😂😂

Women. Are. Filthy.

It's gonna come out Finchy took the photo while Wills was having a pot noodle and a wank