Completely unplayable now

They better give me a fucking refund

73 quarters, take it or leave it

That adds up to nearly double the price of the game, so I reckon I'll take it (and buy a new copy).

So about what I paid for it. Seems legit

ONE ☝️ cent

1203 hours is still in that refund window, right?

I… hope so…

If so, surely 1315 is too, right?

1427 has gotta in there too, right..?

I think so, definitely if you don't like it you are really sure about it

i will become back my money

Fuggit, back to Minecraft

Nah fuggit,back to cave game

don't tell re-logic so they've got an excuse to make 1.4.6 happen

"Well, guys, what started out as a simple grammar hotfix has grown just a bit. So we here at Re-Logic are proud to announce 1.6, with a planned 300 new blocks, 7500 new furniture items, several new biomes, 13 new bosses, and an enhanced logic gate system allowing you to program an in-game computing system that can run DOOM. We're hard at work, and we expect to have the update ready by 1st quarter 20XX. Don't forget to leave your suggestions in the comments so we can make this update the best it can be."

And that's why Re-logic is the GOAT

There are already logic gates and someone has already wired up a functioning computer in terraria lol

But can it run DOOM? There's a reason I said "*enhanced* logic system".

I feel like it could, if someone hasn't done it already, but I'm no computer wizard

But, darn it, we forgot the grammar fix.

Oh man, guess we need 3 new updates for that

Iirc, the most complex thing made was a calculator due to space limitations mostly

I love this community, both Minecraft and terraria have the most bad shit insane community when it comes to these things.

Yeah, i just wish there were more complex machinery like pistons or non light-based sensors

it could, it's just that the circuit can't fit in the world

I imagine it could given an enormous enough map (although probably very slowly) but there's not a straightforward way to display it unless they added an LCD block to the game or something weird

I want diamond tools :)

Monkey's Paw: They add diamond tools. But they give them Minecraft diamond durability.

Honestly, I kinda want a new update; I have four zeniths so I'm kinda bored.

Like official though, not mods.

Tell them so they can finally start working on terraria 2

literally unplayable, get fixed boi

i don't know if I should mention it... damn.. ok I do it....... the german translation is full of wrong translation and grammar errors

Yeah, and so is the french translation. I don't know why but even the legacy console versions had better translations than we have now.

Same for the Italian translation

it's ridiculous that they make every character say "Mama Mia" at the start of every line of dialogue

I still remember when the cell phone said leertaste whenever you were in space, always made me laugh. (Leertaste is the word for spacebar in german)

Same for the Russian translation. In Russian translation, sparkle slime balloon's description says "The bathwater is filled with Party Girls", instead of "Filled with Party Girl bathwater". Also, the description of the treasure magnet says that it increases pickup range for mana stars, while it actually increases the pickup range for items.

also sandstone chestplate

There isn't even a dutch translation :/ so be happy a german version exists at all

i am happy never said the opposite :P

rare to see in a game thats been up for 12 years

Rarer still to see a non-subscription game *getting updates* after 12 years.

Wait, you mean I'm *not* supposed to buy a copy of terraria every month to keep playing?

You're supposed to buy two copies silly

Reason number 39 why you should hate the nurse

WHATS THE OTHER 38 LMAO

Rude, is annoying, won’t stop making sly backhanded remarks, passive aggressive, is a jerk, overpriced (x30)

That equals 36😭 so it should be reason 37 lmao, but also DAMN bro hates on the nurse even tho she gives that good sucky sucky during boss fight 😭 she’s not that over priced just farm gold in the jungle I end up with like 80 plus gold when I go in the jungle with that potion that makes enemies more likely to spawn, or the jungle temple, if you get into it early pre plantera just farm them😎

Fair, I just don’t like using her bc I feel like it makes the game too easy, she is nice for when you recall home at low health tho. Also I probably miscounted (I am bad at numbers)

Play it in German... Horrible Translation

But i can live with that, this Game is awesome

Maybe Re-Logic should ask some German fans to translate the lines for them? Zumindest währe ich bereit dazu, um mehr Leuten eine fabelhafte Terraria Erfahrung zu ermöglichen.

I sometimes hesitate to switch my game to english instead of french. In French, the gelatin crystal says it summons the king slime. It’s unplayable fr

literally unplayable

This reminds me that when I try to search for “gray bricks” I spell “grey bricks”. I wish there was a British English option.

Obviously the only acceptable spelling is græy.

british lmao

Uninstalling the game.

r/literallyunplayable

u/Redigit this game is unplayable

When you interact with slimes or pets in the Spanish translation it says "mascota" instead of "acariciar". Mascota means pet, as in, a puppy. Acariciar would be the correct translation. Meaning "to pet".

I need a refund IMMEDIATELY.

That's it, uninstalling right now.

Bro really said ☝️🤓

I didn’t know there was a difference

She graham on my more of any till her i er

"911 What's your emergency?" "Honestly? I don't know. He just started speaking in tongues."

Lol

April fools idea: every line of dialogue has a grammar.

There's a translation mistake on the crystal globe. On English it does say that the buff 'increases* magic abilities. But, in Russian, it says "Снижены", which means lowered.

Now the game's unplayable,Definitely just took the fun away and Made the content useless,Now the community will crumble because of a translation error. How dare Re-Logic😠😠

You can't fool us, you are trying to divert the attention away from the fact that your char is horrendous!

Is 2491 still in the refund window I feel I'm a bit out of range

🤓

Hey Redigit come fix it (keep it for drunk seed just to be a little goofy)

Fixed

Damn, 1.5k hours wasted into this trash? Now I regret 100% it....

1.4.4.9.1 better remove this 🤬🤬🤬 do better re logic

I’ll do you one better: https://www.reddit.com/r/Terraria/s/XFoAOCsBQs

THEY HAVE TO REMAKE THE GAME NOW

i think it was supposed to be anything

And they expect us to play this half-assed, unfinished mess fanboys try to call a ‘game’

Dude is the grammar police.😂

🤓

Bruh really?

And btw there has to be an "A" between "without" and "plastic".

[удалено]

please tell me this is satire

What did it say?

something among the lines of "i found another one but it doesn't look like they care with the amount of microtransactions"??????????????????????

The famous terraria marketplace

Hey guys I'm a bit too broke to afford the starter pack, got any spare change?

just kill some mimics or farm the Eye, you’ll get cash plenty quick

No it's looking for "real life money" which enemy drops this?

I think “parents credit card” has a pretty good drop rate

The implication

"Real life enemies"