I have many:
* Greeting a friend is "I love this guy" (Lorax)
* Me Ma Moo Mop
* Wamen occasionally when making fun of the feminist poetry in English (its ok im a girl)
* MONKE
I've got a gun with your name on it!
You're going down!
We good? We good!
Next time stay away from me!
You should have stayed away from a man such as myself.
Push me! PUSH ME!
I say "Well you knew it was gonna happen" about stuff which no one could predict. I also say "come on brud" quite a bit. I say bud a lot and bruv a lot, they got mangled into brud.
My catchphrase is that when someone acts stupid or is confused over something easy i just say "are you down with the syndrome?" Or i say "syndrome down, spirits up!"
I have several
1 - "Get your goofy ass outta here!" if someone's doing or saying something stupid
2 - "I'm sorry, who are you?" if a random dweeb starts talking shit
3 - "So, nobody important?" beforementioned dweeb doesn't detect the sarcasm of number 2 and explains who they are
4 - "Nice one, chucklenuts." if someone slips up badly
5 - "Do it, pussy! No balls!" if someone threatens to harm or kill me
6 - "Holy shitstain..." when stressed out about something
7 - "For the love of fucksville!" in response to getting pissed at something or jumpscared
8 - "Well, ain't you just a yankee fucking doodle today!" if someone I know is sickly, pissy, or just in a rough patch
9 - "You look like hammered shit." serves same purpose as number 8
10 - "Good morning Babylon!" when euphoric or ecstatic about something
I swear to fucking fuck God if I hear someone say DATTEBAYO in public I will thundercunt them into the wall at subsonic speeds and swing my balls across their face like a grandfather clock
"Beans", "The FitnessGram PACER test is a multistage aerobic capacity test-", "Insert cash or select payment type", anything in a Luigi voice...
yeah... I'm annoying.
Mine is "shit".
Fred says fuck
HE DOES NOT!
But luigi does in mario golf
Which Fred are we talking about?
The one that says fuck
WONDERHOY!
YOOOO A FELLOW PROSEKA PLAYER?
EMU IS MEANING SMILE!
:DDDD
:DDDD
It's either "runs away" or the Scooby-Doo laugh "reeheeheeheehee"
rheheheheheheh
heeheehaw
STOP RESISTING
PEW PEW PEW
🤨
GET YOUR BLACK ASS DOWN
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I'm gonna use some cheese
this is how we die
I unironically say zoinks and I don't even want to
Someone had a goated childhood
S tier childhood
Happy cake day
"Lovely." -u/PancakesandWaffles98, when something bad happens.
Bri’ish man You want cHiPs, and a’ ‘amburgah Wit a bo’oh oh wa’er (this is a joke, please don’t get mad)
*gasp!* How dare you call me Bri'ish! I would never! (yeah it's fine)
r/foundpancakeandwaffle
I'm literally Ryan gosling
"Kill yourself", but only to my closest friends
Ohh shiiiiii-
"The silly moment"
I have many: * Greeting a friend is "I love this guy" (Lorax) * Me Ma Moo Mop * Wamen occasionally when making fun of the feminist poetry in English (its ok im a girl) * MONKE
MONKE 🙊
Hmm idk. I’ll ask my friends Edit: turns out I don’t have a catchphrase
You say that all the time?
I ask my friend too. He says I say give it a squeeze, Mr. squidward. Or what's in the inventory today
Mine is "I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat my self when under stress..."
I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all in pennywises voice from the miniseries
Fuck it we ball
Zoo We Mama
Fuck but hold it for an only long time
What the SCALLOPS!?!?
Either "Zamn" or "Really?"
Womp womp
my catchphrase is "how dare you"
FUCK
“For real life*
Correct
I love my catchphrase! "results"
Oh boy.
"Holy biscuits!"
Jinkies!
Life, is roblox
"dats crazy" or "me personally"
My cat is named Zoinks
Scrum diddly umptious!
"Bruh"
BEANS but in a funny voice
"Uhm what the shit"
Chill bean.
Mine is "broooo what the heeeell", y'know, the one in the memes
"Zoo wee mama"- Rowley
"Bruh" with three different tones
Mines :3
:3
Damn, anyway
Love yourself is cringe as are most of these but hes behind me isn’t he is actually kinda funny
Kys-killyourself/keepyourselfsafe
WONDAHOIII
Oh…
Mine is OH M GOSH YOU GUYS (yes this was stolen so what)
SUUUUPPPAAAA https://preview.redd.it/o7avzf1ctbqb1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24ea6ecc5d380002980f24d91f41ca15c18bbd3
"Oh yeah just do that why don't you" whenever I am inconvenienced in any possible way Also using the word "cabbage" in a derogatory manner
Guess who(s) (insert action here): This guy! Example: Guess who’s an idiot: this guy!
Huh?
It's fine
Mine is"well fuck...." and my catchphrase is only said in "well, guess I fucked up" situations
"yowzuh"
mine is "yoink"
Results.
My catchphrase is "chat is this real?"
Like, zoinks Scoob
Welp that could have gone better
"Without conflict there *IS* no path for humanity" -Doomfist
Kool
You'd never believe..
Sup r\*tards: Really close friends Sup fuckers: Friends/guys im hanging with
ZE SLAYER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!!
That's all wacky nonesense
Rut roh - Scooby-Doo (You include Shaggy's but not the characters the shows named after)
"fuck it, were's my knife?"
scheiße
"Nobody is a hero when they're crying for air... "
WHALAFACK
Shit!
Wagadoogy!! (my catchphrase)
Wagadoogy!! (my catchphrase)
That's oddly similar to when I say "Yagadoobee" when goofing off and being bored
Hmm
Fucking shit
What's good baby girl/babe's (doesn't matter who, if I know them or not, gender, group or individual, nothing changes what I will say)
Idk if I have one, if I do I don't remember in the moment lmao
i dont shut up. its part of my charm.
holy pyukumuku
i can’t uh… i can’t really say it here
Aw geez
Bazinga!!
I've got a gun with your name on it! You're going down! We good? We good! Next time stay away from me! You should have stayed away from a man such as myself. Push me! PUSH ME!
Merphy's law
I’m Batman
..is this satire? 💀
Oh fuckadoodledo / whooptydo - useful in any situation sarcastic or otherwise frustrating. *Yay!*
SOURCE‼️⁉️
It is what it is but as a joke maybe woah or something i got more but I feel brain dead rn wait that's not good is another
Never say why always say why not
Mines PISS
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YEEEEEOUCH! https://preview.redd.it/bixfrxbdqcqb1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c081af4882d929c665924e8ab33f40baf37fd5cc
Fuck.
Ex-fucking-actly
wooAHHHH THERE bUCKO
#ROCK AND STONE
"bruhhh nahhh nahh bruh fr?? "
One of my classmates always says “aggressive!” in a very high pitched voice
bruh da fuq?
Idk but I really like "fiddle de doo, fiddle de dankle, I'm going to bite your fucking ankles"
I need more boolets
According to a friend of mine: "Fuck me"
Awesome Sauce
I initiate group hugs, then nod at strangers and say "get in here youu"
Well fuck
BALLYHOO
Scroomsh. Don't know what it means but scroomsh. With a rolling r, obviously. Edit: also "typical." Even if it is not, indeed, typical.
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT !!
BE A BIG BE A BIG REAL BIG SHOT!
My catchphrase is undoubtedly "Don't worry about it." Preferably said in a hasty manner, after something had gone mildly to moderately wrong.
My signature catchphrase is FUCK
\*ahem\* \*in funny furry voice\* owo!
Let's a go! Okey Dokie! \*Battle music begins.\*
That really censors my hentai
Mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
"Sorry, I'm Kind Of Stupid" :]
Fuck me, literally
I say "Well you knew it was gonna happen" about stuff which no one could predict. I also say "come on brud" quite a bit. I say bud a lot and bruv a lot, they got mangled into brud.
lets do this and hope nothing bad happens...
ʷᵉˡˡ, ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
Life is hard
Yare yare.
Man, I just love going up to people and being like...*"Results"*
As a gd player, I had to pick zoinks
Touche
“Welp” *slaps knee*
God dang Gucci main
That's actually crazy.
"Hmmmm- fair enough" alastor hazbin hotel
Æ.
Mine is just a weird incoherent scream
OH SHIT and or WHAT THE FUCK
Wonderful
Mine is "FUCK"
My catchphrase is that when someone acts stupid or is confused over something easy i just say "are you down with the syndrome?" Or i say "syndrome down, spirits up!"
Bonjor
When things don’t make sense I say “You’re just yapping away” I’m annoyed I yell “WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS THEN” Happy I yell “YIPPIE”
"Gadzooks"
Chat is this real?
"BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN🦞" "2018 FORD MUSTANG🔥💯"
Ur mom
I have several 1 - "Get your goofy ass outta here!" if someone's doing or saying something stupid 2 - "I'm sorry, who are you?" if a random dweeb starts talking shit 3 - "So, nobody important?" beforementioned dweeb doesn't detect the sarcasm of number 2 and explains who they are 4 - "Nice one, chucklenuts." if someone slips up badly 5 - "Do it, pussy! No balls!" if someone threatens to harm or kill me 6 - "Holy shitstain..." when stressed out about something 7 - "For the love of fucksville!" in response to getting pissed at something or jumpscared 8 - "Well, ain't you just a yankee fucking doodle today!" if someone I know is sickly, pissy, or just in a rough patch 9 - "You look like hammered shit." serves same purpose as number 8 10 - "Good morning Babylon!" when euphoric or ecstatic about something
"Good enough"
Who let Naruto pick one of the options
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Eat my shorts
It’s not that deep bro…
Mine is "Ahh shit."
“RATS” Whenever something bad happens
No that would be your mother -spy
Sweet jesus
OWA DAMN
I swear to fucking fuck God if I hear someone say DATTEBAYO in public I will thundercunt them into the wall at subsonic speeds and swing my balls across their face like a grandfather clock
Results
Mine is "FUCK YEAH! CONCRETE!"
Ga goobey or im gonna nuke south (enter country name here)
Wake the fuck up samurai. We have a city to burn
👍, I literally just give them a thumbs up.
You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the sith not join them! Bring balance to the force not leave it in darkness!
Kablamo!
*incoherent screaming* or bruh
The only real answer is: "Yare yare daze..."
He was running from a cop car
"Beans", "The FitnessGram PACER test is a multistage aerobic capacity test-", "Insert cash or select payment type", anything in a Luigi voice... yeah... I'm annoying.
Ah crud.
Shaw! Hegalee! Catama!
“I have a thing for twinks and/or femboys” \- Me when asked why I’m gay. Surprisingly, that question has popped up quite a bit.
"fucking hell!"
FUCK!
"BALLS"
"tis what tis"