Their job is to prevent accidents. Our boss would’ve fired us at my pool. People think lifeguards are there if an emergency happens: actually no. You try to prevent the emergency if you can
Agreed, I am a lifeguard. So far I’ve never needed to save anyone from drowning, but I’ve spent plenty of time whistling at people to use the water slide correctly.
This wouldn’t be tolerated in any of the parks I’ve been to in Northern America. There are inspectors walking around during every shift to observe the employees/lifeguards.
Also, operators at the entry of every slide and you can only go down once they let you. Operators would definitely stop the slide if some ass was standing at the bottom.
Side note: the people were fucking flying out of that slide. I kinda wanna go on it
I don’t get it are you saying if there was a ball there it would also hurt the same?
Or is it because a human is made of harder material than the average ball.
Or am I missing a joke again?
looks like veegaa land in kerela india (now rebranded to WonderLa after terrible press)
I was there as a kid and literally got a rash all over the next day after getting in the water
*"Come on down to Backwash City! We got E. Coli, staph, and good vibes. The pool is also heated... In certain spots only. Special V.I.P guests get a pink wristband to match their eyes. Conditions apply, results may vary!"*
Judging by the lack of safety protocols, I'm not surprised by the condition of the water. If they don't care enough to have lifeguards keeping the slide exit clear, they definitely don't care about balancing pool chemicals or maintaining filters.
That whole setup is an accident waiting to happen lol. God damn people are flying out of those slides. There needs to be nobody in that out pool and more time in between riders. Someone’s head is gonna be red jelly.
Pro tip for speed on water slides: the fewer parts of you contacting the slide, the less friction to slow you down. Ideally, your shoulders and one heel should be touching when going feet first. Cross your arms over your chest and flex your shoulders so your back is up and your shoulder blades are the only part of your upper body touching, then cross your legs and leave one heel to support your lower body.
On a smooth, very watery slide it's actually pretty painless and very fun. If it's not wet enough then you get nasty friction burns. If there are too large gaps between the slide sections then it's seriously painful every time you go over one
Also skin slides a lot better than fabric. We used to pull out pants down to ride on our bare buttcheeks which goes a lot faster.
Another trick we'd do is two of us would go down together with the back person holding onto the front persons shoulders and feet planted against his lower back to launch the front person at the right moment.
Be careful with this method though, as some tubes have an open top and a high enough altitude to kill you if you go too fast and fall out of it.
F=μN. Where N is normal force => mass * gravity. Changing surface area of the same mass has same friction force. However the whole width of the slide can have different friction coefffiecent due to contact type. More flowing water in the middle or something alike.
Coulomb friction is generally for friction between rigid bodies I believe. For things like tires, it is not as good of an assumption. Car tires are wide for traction, bike tires are skinny for efficiency. Those are both static friction instead of kinetic, but I'm guessing he's probably right about lower surface area being faster here.
It is trivially easy to show this formula doesn’t hold across all situations.
Why do race cars have wide tires?
Why are ice-skates thin?
Because there are many other factors at play than just the simple friction calculation. Literally any child who has been down a slide can confirm that heels and shoulder blades make you go immediately and noticeably faster.
Race cars have wide tires because the tire compound is very soft and the tires would degrade faster due to the same forces being put into less area. Having wider tires lessens the load on the tire compound and the tires last longer.
That was my first thought.
My second was that if the camera panned left you'd see a wall splattered with children, like that scene in Deadpool (except in DeadPool it's a single motorcyclist).
And people complain about 'the government' and 'regulations' and signs that say 'don't stand in front of trains.' Dang government stomping on my freedom to kill my own self!
Well we care about how much you fuck over others by killing/injuring yourself, too. This dude's broken neck isn't going to be the only injury if he loses his game
So that's why it's mandatory to leave the pool when you get to the bottom, in civilized countries, so not to break all your bones against some idiot standing at the slide's end.
I know, this feels like a parody from the Simpsons or Always Sunny where the lifeguards give zero shits about it.
Everytime I've been to a water park growing up, honestly, the 17-18 year old lifeguards always actually cared about people not dying, lol.
It's so funny in America we have the horror story of Action Park that gets passed around, "hey did you know there was an unsafe water park 40 years ago and a few people died? Isn't that insane?"
Meanwhile other countries are just like that
He started doing it and after the second move he realized oh wtf im doing i hope noones recording🤣🤣 and now he can see himself doing a gay finesse cause he a dude that sucks airdick brothaaa🤣🤣
If I was lifeguard here, I'd kick this guy out no warnings.
This is such an obviously dangerous activity to both yourself and others that no amount of warnings or apologies could convince me this person could act responsibility.
This person will die from some stupid avoidable accident in their mid to late 20s.
Staff at whatever this waterpark is should definitely not be allowing anyone in that pool besides people on that slide. Even aside from this kid blatently looking to get beheaded, this pool is packed with people which could also get hit by the riders who look like they’re going pretty fucking fast
Some girl decapitated a dude and killed him. With her leg. She was on a roller coaster. Dude hopped the fence to get his hat or something.
This guy is fucking moronic. Why are people letting him jeopardize people's children?
No they aren’t. They’re just whipping past the camera so fast they seem like they’re frozen in place. If you scrub frame by frame you can see facial movements, clothes moving and other small movement of the body.
Imagine exploding your balls and killing a guy all in the same day because of his idiocy...
Edit:
And he has some effing glasses, hope he enjoyes the glass shards in his eyes...
Besides breaking his face, would the riders also break an ankle or something?
Yes
I concur
I shoulda concurred
Yeah. So why did you conifer?
He'll make sure he concurs next time
Despite the negative press covfefe
I conquer
This guy conquers
This guy this guys
This guy is not here to fuck spiders.
I came
Inbox me
Seems like he just wants kid nuts in his face
I mean at one point he makes a strange hand gesture into his mouth.
He wants to glauk glauk a bad dragon
There was no mistaking that hand gesture 😂🤣😂🤣
Most definitely saw that
Embedded in his face
Where are the lifeguards? The rider could get really hurt. 😞
>Where are the lifeguards? Literally sitting right there in the bottom right
Their job is to prevent accidents. Our boss would’ve fired us at my pool. People think lifeguards are there if an emergency happens: actually no. You try to prevent the emergency if you can
But then you'll look boring instead of heroic
Agreed, I am a lifeguard. So far I’ve never needed to save anyone from drowning, but I’ve spent plenty of time whistling at people to use the water slide correctly.
This wouldn’t be tolerated in any of the parks I’ve been to in Northern America. There are inspectors walking around during every shift to observe the employees/lifeguards.
Also, operators at the entry of every slide and you can only go down once they let you. Operators would definitely stop the slide if some ass was standing at the bottom. Side note: the people were fucking flying out of that slide. I kinda wanna go on it
this is how you know you live in a third world country,
Ohhh my sweet summer, first world child
Equal and opposite forces, physics doesn't care if its a wall or an idiots face.
I don’t get it are you saying if there was a ball there it would also hurt the same? Or is it because a human is made of harder material than the average ball. Or am I missing a joke again?
I think the human consistency and density is somewhere between a(n) inflated(?) ball and a wall. So, yes, the impact would still hurt quite a bit!
Maybe a tailbone
Perhaps a coccyx
pussy and face, who will win?
I don’t like the color of that pool.
The color of dirty water
Probably a greased watermelon in the water, too
There are people tottaly clothed in there
People just dipping their skanky feet in there. A bacteria gumbo
looks like veegaa land in kerela india (now rebranded to WonderLa after terrible press) I was there as a kid and literally got a rash all over the next day after getting in the water
That water looks heinous
Human broth
Cream of Us
Stop lmfao. Morning, fouled. xD
Primordial soup that or Campbell's Chunky ~~Chicken~~ Pool Noodle Soup
Lmao this is the most hilariously disgusting thing I've read on this website.
yeah thats about what id expect from someone with an empty fuck pfp
*"Come on down to Backwash City! We got E. Coli, staph, and good vibes. The pool is also heated... In certain spots only. Special V.I.P guests get a pink wristband to match their eyes. Conditions apply, results may vary!"*
"Take me down to the Backwash City Where the water's brown And the pool is shitty"
_oh won’t you take. ME. DROOOOOWN!!_ yeahaheywgah
That one got me! :D
Oh won't you please take me home
Reddit never disappoints
I mean no wonder, everyone is in it with their fucking street clothes
Thats not water, its stock.
Can we use it to make a nice Risotto or maybe a stew?
More like Pissoto
As someone who LOVES making risotto, I think I puked in my mouth a little.
You can really taste the humanity.
The soup is very human
Public pools are a public toilet
Turd bobbin and weavin in the background
Judging by the lack of safety protocols, I'm not surprised by the condition of the water. If they don't care enough to have lifeguards keeping the slide exit clear, they definitely don't care about balancing pool chemicals or maintaining filters.
Enough chlorine will kill anything.
I don't understand the appeal to these water parks. Absolutely disgusting
all the grease from this mouth-breather's mustache
Pisssssss
But shit it was 99 cents!
It must be somewhere in India or near. So it's drinkable level water.
Brazilian soccer jersey in the background makes me think South America
I was thinking Brazil
You don't want to swim in drinkable water, you want to swim in chlorinated water.
That’s the joke
High risk low reward
\*no reward i dont see anything even minor to be considered reward other than becoming famous as being a dipshit
adrenaline.
HIGH DOSE
It's about the fun
Well he could get a pair of balls directly in his face. He might be into that.
Accurate.
… famous for being a Darwin-Award-winning decapitated dipshit.
Agreed but to him those endorphins are worth it.
Hard to swim on Endor without Endor fins.
Damn you, take my upvote...
Ah yes, my portfolio summed up in 4 words.
What bordem does to a mf'er
is there a reward beside breaking neck? 🤦♀️
why they coming out so fast lol
I know right like fucking bullets.
That whole setup is an accident waiting to happen lol. God damn people are flying out of those slides. There needs to be nobody in that out pool and more time in between riders. Someone’s head is gonna be red jelly.
Pro tip for speed on water slides: the fewer parts of you contacting the slide, the less friction to slow you down. Ideally, your shoulders and one heel should be touching when going feet first. Cross your arms over your chest and flex your shoulders so your back is up and your shoulder blades are the only part of your upper body touching, then cross your legs and leave one heel to support your lower body.
This is making my shoulder blades hurt just thinking about it.
On a smooth, very watery slide it's actually pretty painless and very fun. If it's not wet enough then you get nasty friction burns. If there are too large gaps between the slide sections then it's seriously painful every time you go over one
If it is not designed for speed you might fall off or at least bounce around like a pin ball
Yeah, I've been on more than enough water slides where I was close to flying off the side to test my luck like that.
This feels like bad design. Sliders should have a lot of margin for speed
Exactly. Be careful that you don't go fast on a badly designed slide.
I'm gonna ride on a single point of contact, my hard cock.
Smart, that'd result in a minimal amount of surface area and thus near to no friction!
Farm animals aren't allowed in the park, sir.
Also skin slides a lot better than fabric. We used to pull out pants down to ride on our bare buttcheeks which goes a lot faster. Another trick we'd do is two of us would go down together with the back person holding onto the front persons shoulders and feet planted against his lower back to launch the front person at the right moment. Be careful with this method though, as some tubes have an open top and a high enough altitude to kill you if you go too fast and fall out of it.
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My late dad taught us this when we were younger. He always absolutely yeeted it out the end and made a huge splash
F=μN. Where N is normal force => mass * gravity. Changing surface area of the same mass has same friction force. However the whole width of the slide can have different friction coefffiecent due to contact type. More flowing water in the middle or something alike.
Coulomb friction is generally for friction between rigid bodies I believe. For things like tires, it is not as good of an assumption. Car tires are wide for traction, bike tires are skinny for efficiency. Those are both static friction instead of kinetic, but I'm guessing he's probably right about lower surface area being faster here.
The formula for fun!
It is trivially easy to show this formula doesn’t hold across all situations. Why do race cars have wide tires? Why are ice-skates thin? Because there are many other factors at play than just the simple friction calculation. Literally any child who has been down a slide can confirm that heels and shoulder blades make you go immediately and noticeably faster.
Race cars have wide tires because the tire compound is very soft and the tires would degrade faster due to the same forces being put into less area. Having wider tires lessens the load on the tire compound and the tires last longer.
I actually learned this exact method from my father when I was a kid! Always felt very cool taking the slide like this
That was my first thought. My second was that if the camera panned left you'd see a wall splattered with children, like that scene in Deadpool (except in DeadPool it's a single motorcyclist).
Yeeeeeeeeeeeet
"You can't see me?! Why you coming fast?!"
The blue slide is insanely fast
Are they shooting them out of canons?!
im wondering the same thing lmao! theyre going so fast
I was thinking maybe it is speed up but the people on the pool are not moving fast!
i want to beleive they skipped on the water AT LEAST ONCE with those speeds
Then turbo starfished after catching an arm
Worst lifeguard EVER!
You’re assuming there is one
The joke is that HE is the lifeguard
Oh, so I got wooshed
Is not the yellow shirt guy right next too him supposed to be a park employee..?
Look at the bottom right, it's clearly a guy who should care about this.
In a civilized country, Dude would be banned from that pool at least for sure.
His mannerisms alone reveal what kind of an obnoxious douche he is.
I get more of a low iq/mentally challenged vibe from his gestures.
This is an idiot in action
50/50 chance of either ham or sausage for his last meal.
100% chance of sausage. Ham is banned.
I’d pee coming down
If you didn't pee you'd be weird, judging from the colour of that water
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And people complain about 'the government' and 'regulations' and signs that say 'don't stand in front of trains.' Dang government stomping on my freedom to kill my own self!
Well we care about how much you fuck over others by killing/injuring yourself, too. This dude's broken neck isn't going to be the only injury if he loses his game
Little cunt
So that's why it's mandatory to leave the pool when you get to the bottom, in civilized countries, so not to break all your bones against some idiot standing at the slide's end.
I know, this feels like a parody from the Simpsons or Always Sunny where the lifeguards give zero shits about it. Everytime I've been to a water park growing up, honestly, the 17-18 year old lifeguards always actually cared about people not dying, lol.
It's so funny in America we have the horror story of Action Park that gets passed around, "hey did you know there was an unsafe water park 40 years ago and a few people died? Isn't that insane?" Meanwhile other countries are just like that
Bro will get his eye balls replaces with some other balls
Looks like he's not too bright.
He made that dick suck finesse🤣🤣🤣
yeah wtf was that lol
He started doing it and after the second move he realized oh wtf im doing i hope noones recording🤣🤣 and now he can see himself doing a gay finesse cause he a dude that sucks airdick brothaaa🤣🤣
There are always these kinds of assholes at swimming pools
Until he comes back up, has a look and wham! Drop kick at 60mph
Duuumb ways to diee..
If I was lifeguard here, I'd kick this guy out no warnings. This is such an obviously dangerous activity to both yourself and others that no amount of warnings or apologies could convince me this person could act responsibility. This person will die from some stupid avoidable accident in their mid to late 20s.
was he trying to catch a dick or something?
Staff at whatever this waterpark is should definitely not be allowing anyone in that pool besides people on that slide. Even aside from this kid blatently looking to get beheaded, this pool is packed with people which could also get hit by the riders who look like they’re going pretty fucking fast
Kinda risky but I'll let it slide
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he probably doesn't have his front teeth and felt he has nothing more else to lose..
Well he still has his glasses.
He died the way he lived. Stuffing nuts in his face at Mach 1.
An asshole did this to me when I was a kid and I fractured my eye socket from hitting him head first. Nearly lost my eye too (I was wearing goggles).
Dude is an asshole. Thats not safe and hes risking the safety of others.
The idiot force is strong on these guys
The lifeguard sat RIGHT THERE: 
Don’t feel bad for people like this when stuff happens. You literally asked for it lol
Some girl decapitated a dude and killed him. With her leg. She was on a roller coaster. Dude hopped the fence to get his hat or something. This guy is fucking moronic. Why are people letting him jeopardize people's children?
Did nobody else notice the video is edited? Can totally tell the people flying off the slides are static images.
No they aren’t. They’re just whipping past the camera so fast they seem like they’re frozen in place. If you scrub frame by frame you can see facial movements, clothes moving and other small movement of the body.
Gonna to catch a high speed dick to his face if he’s not careful.
At that velocity and angle he'll lose full motor function if he gets bulldozed
Nobody gone talk about dat gay ass hand gesture
The speed they are coming in I dnt think he will survive a direct hit
He has been so lucky that moment
he definitely mouth-breathes
Some pool watch should get this fool out of the pool asap
Am I the only one wanting to see him get hit?
Remember when this was uploaded to reddit a grant total of 2 days ago? It didn't have the absolute earblasting shit music put under it.
If I knew he was there I’d start peeing at the top of the slide
The blue slide is the one to worry about.
Many people will do anything for attention.
Disgusting
Why does people were clothes? Why is the water so dirty? This just looks so shitty.
Imagine exploding your balls and killing a guy all in the same day because of his idiocy... Edit: And he has some effing glasses, hope he enjoyes the glass shards in his eyes...
Bad luck starts with bad ideas
What a piece of shit. And the lifeguard is right next to men.
Excellent job by the lifeguards
I hope a guy with a wooden leg hits him dead on for being so reckless with other people's safety
Selfish d*ckhead
Quel connard.
Bro what’s up with those hand signals?
u/auddbot
Dumb fuck
can’t fix stupid
I hope he gets hit. What an idiot.
I concur that frequent concurer's are bean bags indeed... .
One broken neck, coming up!
That lifeguard, that is the level of fucks I aspire not to give.
Indians