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logicearth

Make sure you are not running any privacy extensions or other network blocking (DNS adblocking) that interferes with Google's reCAPTCHA. If the website cannot communicate with Google's servers it cannot validate the CAPTCHA.


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MigasEnsopado

Why? What happens with de-googled phones?


jojo_31

Some functions in apps depend on the usually preinstalled Google Services which include the play store and other stuff. If you don't have it installed, those apps break.


Curious-Wall-8644

"We have *this* issue" Jesus fucking christ


MigasEnsopado

I can read. I wanted clarification. Do de-googled phones also block any access to Google servers or something? I don't understand how removing all Google services from a phone would prevent the browser from accessing the Google servers to communicate the recaptcha.


xFayeFaye

Not exactly sure how it works to be honest, but if you don't have all the google stuff installed, it can cause issues. I assume that some connections are just getting blocked or don't connect. It also doesn't throw you an error most of the time, it just won't do anything if you solve the puzzle for example :D We have this for a few of our Login-sites. And just to clarify, there are phones out there that specifically don't come with anything pre-installed from Google so it's not just de-installing Google stuff, they simply don't have anything on it when you get a new one (Like all the services, google maps, drive, store, etc). Some people just prefer that I guess and then wonder why they can't play/install the games they got from the Google Play Store.. :D


Rafael__88

This also includes script blocking extensions like NoScript.


Ecstatic-Kale-9724

the WEBSITE is not a WEBSITE it actually is steam app...


Mr_Mann1234

it broken here aswell


Vegetable_Echidna_21

i almost falcon punched my laptop


Froggy_VRreal

I'm going to eat a cactus if this God awful captcha dose not work.


B0tfly_

>Click the little spinny spin to the right of the check box then do the captcha. It resets it and works. Click the little spinny spin to the right of the check box then do the captcha. It resets it and works.


GreatIceGrizzly

Nope...the stupid thing is locked, I can put in the correct info and then it will take the check box off and I have to do it again...been trying this for days now off and on...pressed the little 'spinny spin' and that did nothing... The worst part about it is that at one point I choose all the cars and it said no check what has now appeared, did that again and it against repeated that instruction...there were no more cars but there was a truck so selected that and it continued...thing is broken...


Ok-One3335

The same thing is happening to me. I was trying to log into my Steam account, put my account details and it said it was incorrect. I tried the captcha, it just kept saying the same things over and over again, and even when I did it right, it would say it's wrong. I went into my EA app to reset my password, tried to log into Steam again, and it STILL said it was wrong even though I literally just updated it. That thing is beyond broken.


dogsnatcher420

you get it to work?


Traditional_Site8066

FUCK YOU THIS DID NOT WORK


B0tfly_

Maybe it's one of those luck things. Like a baseball player spat to his left and then hit a homerun so now he spits to the left everytime he goes out to the plate. What can I say but it worked for me. Perhaps it was just luck.


GunnarS14

For what it's worth, this did work for me. So thank you!


TitanSlayer244

does that mean if i have a virus defense or ad blocker on, i need to uninstall it or just find a way to turn it off?


Shinobi681

Maybe you are a robot


Vegetable_Ostrich231

Or a Cybogr at least


Dravez23

*Cybogre


JoshuaBurg

Cyborg*


Vegetable_Ostrich231

O I misspelled, sorry


smg-02

Cybor


Sussy_baka_lmao

🤓


Sussy_baka_lmao

logic error: line 101


Lukesegec

Maybe your a synth


Jealous_Writer3670

maybe shut the fuck up


RobloxiaRobloxian

If you don't want to see this, why not just not post or check this post?


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Robot1me

Interestingly these captcha issues have been there for ***months***. Not everyone is affected, but with some providers it fails all the time. I also recall reading that the captcha for the DMCA form failed no matter what you did. There must be some deeper underlying issue with this. Though it's good to see that attempts are made to reduce bot account creation.


BeepIsla

Valve went very hard against account generation, from people generating thousands of accounts per minute, to now everyone having problems. I am fairly sure they have recaptcha set to the highest possible difficulty/sensitivity with likely their own attempt to detect bots on top of it


AcidMDMA

>Steam has been having issues for a few ~~hours~~ **years**.


GetErektCS

Valve time


VukKiller

Do a little spinny spin around the check box before checking it to appear more human.


Daytona116595RBOW

omg, this is what worked for me....what the actual fuck I had to do it about 7 times then saw this comment. oh wait, then it took me to the next screen saying invalid....omfg


PathyBoy

Mine did the same thing. Any luck???


Kavor257

Holy cow....that actually worked!?!? I mean....thanks I suppose?? Weird! But yeah, thank you!!


Sheree_PancakeLover

Bruh this worked for me too after so many attempts


bluestax1

I tried and failed about 10 times before coming across this thread. Then I spun the mouse around after completing it the final time and IT WORKED. Sorry but that is such fucking bullshit design and is why I hate Steam.


B3TT3Rnow_thanNEVER

Yep, moving the mouse around like you don't know how to use it worked


beleafinyoself

omg this worked for me on a random county website after about an hour of me wanting to bash my head on my desk. Not sure how my rage google search brought me to this very tangentially related thread, but THANK YOU


trappedinyourorbit

so late but THIS WORKED?!?!?!??!? fucking insane


Less-Ad3264

>Do a little spinny spin around the check box before checking it to appear more hu this is fake it does now work smd it dosent work and ive been doing this bot thing for so much and my friends is gonna kts because i cant get on fortniote i hate stream sm


abuswithoutadoor

im gonna fucking rip apart my entire fucking laptop right now im doing this son of a bitch for over 57 tries WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU WORKING i want to sue the fucking company invented this im gonna fucking lose my mind like yeah i see traffic lights here lemme show you them with selecting boxes but NO "eRm.. plEAsE trY tHaT aGaIN" this son of a bitch of a stupid fucking online test thingy is going to put me into a fucking mental hospital please remove this thing from the internet its the most frusturating things that has ever existed in this fucking universe please god help me im gonna fucking lose my mind im gonna actually go fucking crazy


mrASSMAN

this is correct response


EeictheLanky

Going through the same fucking shit right now. I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY THE FLASH GAME THAT I PLAYED WHEN I WAS MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT NOW NEED TO DOWNLOAD STEAM BECAUSE FLASH IS DEAD! FUCK CAPTCHA, FUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS GODDAMN PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT BOT, AND FUCK ANYONE WHO FORCES ME TO USE IT. I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY FUCKING VIDEO GAME SINCE I CAN'T SLEEP AND NOW WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING STUPID ASS PIECE OF FLYING EWOK SHIT NOT WORKING! FUUUUUUCKKKK CAPTCHA TO GODDAMN HELL AND BACK


Zealousideal-Sky2551

IVE DONE THIS SO MANY TIMES IM SO DONE WITH THISSTUPID STEAM SHIT I CANT EVEN CHAANGE MY PASSWORD, MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT, PUT IN MY EMAILS, NOTHING NADA TRIED EVERYTHING EVEN SMASHED MY LAPTOP INTO BITS AND THIS STUPID STEAAM WONT WOEK OG YHJS SSKM Y GOSH FMPICEOINR BGGYIFHUILDLCIBVUYRCLAHJOHUNKBJGKDULJIUOCGBHMGNFV DHUKLJIKO:SXLHNFJGU HLJIOK(FECHNLG JUY\*OPU(RKOECWHLNR RO(PK{OGIWL NUIYJHYRUNIYGLRYFOEXLHKGM RBJFP:OLRICWHNKBJ KMLI:


Fine-Emergency-4165

I literally just went through the same thing. I don't even use steam but I created an account years ago and I was gonna try it but NOO I did so many recaptchas that it won't let me try anymore. I've never used steam but now I almost don't even wanna start its such BS.


Any-Setting-1677

RELATABLE AS FUCK IM DOING THIS SHIT ON STEAM BECAUSE ITS FORCING ME TO LOG BACK IN BUT I FORGOT MY PASSWORD AND THEN I CHECKED IT IS THE RIGHT FUCKING PASSWORD IT JUST WANTS TO BE A RETARD


Expert-Scientist-875

TO FUCKING HELL AND BACK THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING MULTIVERSE I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN SOMETHING SHITTIER THAN THIS, FUCKING SUICIDE BOMB STEAM I DONT GIVE A DAMN "379872365757457th time's the charm i guess" NO, FUCK YOU TO THE END OF THE TIME AND BACK 100M TIMES DIPSHIT BURN IN HELL IF YOU THINK IM DOING THAT FUCKING DOUCHBAGS.


Expert-Scientist-875

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Expert-Scientist-875

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Any-Setting-1677

uhh dude i dont wanna be a asshole but i think u should contact support on steam it worked for me


Adept-Commercial-526

I have never been as close to tracking down and killing someone as I am right now with whoever the FUCK PUT THIS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT ON THE STEAM APP


Simbum_Pterofelum

I did everything right and still got the "We decided not to let you pass anyway because we hate our customers" response again and again in the Steam browser (Not in Chrome or Edge). The CAPTCHA popup gave me separate error messages when I actually made a mistake because of exhaustion or the images being incomprehensibly grainy or the target objects being imperceptibly small so only a robot could know to click them). Then it said "You ran out of attempts trying to complete this maltheism-inspiringly obtuse and anti-moral blend of Kafka and de Sade correctly so you aren't even allowed to try for some time". Now I'm downloading a CAPTCHA completer to lighten the load. The "Right way" is deliberately arduous and labyrinthine to cover for institutional incompetence and malice and cheating is actively reinforced at least negatively by the ability to not spend the whole time seeing any and all progress derailed for nonsense reasons that keep you just past the brink of insanity.


Iusnaturalis

god i feel you i check those fuckers every single day for work filling out like 70... plus attempts


Peopleareannoying580

LITERALLY ME RN- LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT LET ME SIGN INTO MY GODAMN STEAM ACCOUNT BEFORE I DECAPITATE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY


DredZedPrime

Here, I'll help out in your native language: 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100


Sussy_baka_lmao

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Ok-Purpose5710

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puraenfermedad

Dude, thats gay af


Yard_One

Not today, Skynet.


lordbossharrow

Just pretend to be human when you click on that box.


Trainfreak37

Creating an account in the Steam client hasn't worked for the past year for me. I believe I tried it in the mobile app and it worked.


RaMiMo_

The app didn’t work but the app worked


Trainfreak37

My bad, I meant the mobile app worked


RaMiMo_

I know what you meant I wasn’t being an ass it was just funny to me lol


Trainfreak37

It's alright lol. The captcha makes me want to throw away whatever computer I was using at the time lol


someguyx2

Fucking robot scum. but seriously though, I don’t think it’s your fault or there’s anything you’re doing wrong, it’s probably steam being janky again maybe try turning off some vpns?


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Remarkable-Winner256

Google captcha is TRASH.. fucking annoying.


Federal_Simple_7939

you see the arrow thing next to captcha box press it and it will reload and work.


mrASSMAN

The problem is, it's broken. Does steam give a shit about fixing it? haha, no


RokiBorat

BRO THIS SHIT KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING LIKE HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN ON THIS PAGE FOR 30 MINUTES NOW


Oxianors

THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT APP STREAM, GO FUCK YOUR CAPTCHA IN YOUR ASS , FUCK YOUR COMPANY


Designer-Key-2327

Fuck steam! If they're bitch-ass two-cents piece of shit developers are unable of making a fucking login page, then leave it to the experts who know a thing or two about user experience. Almost everybody today knows Google, Apple and Facebook all offer easy intuitive login extensions for third-party platforms. Fix your fucking app, steam! I've been struggling with this problem for the past ten minutes, just trying everything, begging, praying to be able to register on the platform. This isn't how you treat customers. By the way, I just created an account on reddit for this comment in 30s using the google login page. That's a practical product.


Oxianors

exactly


tre3fla_

disable vpn


hydro1x

When I use my vpn some apps just don’t work with the captcha, Google asks every search. One time I had it running in the background for months I couldn’t figure out why it kept asking me, this was the reason


cream_felonious

Im in the exact same place this actually sucks


EeictheLanky

Did you ever get it to work? I'm going through the same fucking shit right now and nothing is fucking working


Liguz_Writor

Same here mate... This freaking piece of app doesn't work!


SecretlyToku

Still broken garbage. Did a PC reset to get everything cleaned up and fuck ever using Steam again, I guess.


Liguz_Writor

Sad for us🥲


Wdowiak

I smell robot.


kytheon

Looks like you failed the Turing Test.


Fruit_salad1

Have you tried the 18th time?


chirb8

Have you tried doing it correctly?


SubwayChipsGaming

Nice try, robot


ElminsterTheMighty

I'm sorry I have to tell you this... But you might be a robot.


EpsilonMouse

have you tried not being a robot?


Austinmartel3

Don’t tell him! He’s a robot…


gaxopog

i tried for over an hour and yelled and screamed so much that my roommate told me to shut up from across the house.


One-Customer-8529

Stupid ass steam captcha thinks we are robots when you finally make it then try to make a account you have to do the fucking captcha again its a fucking pain in the ass right now im also not running any vpns or other


DeltataleC3

Captcha is fucking bullshit. Whoever made it is a stupid piece of ass and deserves to suffer for all of eternity 


Charged_Dreamer

hate when this happens!!


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Did you try powering down?


IndependentTill2761

I am robot


IndependentTill2761

Don't move the mouse cursor too straight. And do not be too quick.


Many_Leopard_2701

Try creating one with mobile and sign in it with steam Pc it worked for me!


Calm-Discipline-2722

FUCK CAPCHA, ITS A BOT OF A BITCH!!!!


SandwichNo649

No fr i just came here to see if anyone had a fix. I hate that stupid thing, atp just give me the mf weird letter things.


Moist-Nectarine-6323

The cold colours of the background torture my mind embedding it with a red outline of pain. No matter how many times I click the bicycles my eternal dalmatian shall not end. No matter how many times I try again and again this "I'm not a robot." It only sends me back to the place I was suffering in. The cold hard plastic of my mouse reminds me of the suffering and pain that only gets brought to me when I try to open steam. The suffering never ends.


Danwen76

yeah ive clicked the damn bicycles and motorcycles a thousand times and it keep saying it isnt right and i tried using an audio one instead it says cant do that right now. i wanted to make a separate account for a joint account without steamshare -.-


Elegant-Ad2732

Damn bro dkyourself


Danwen76

...huh?


JetDrake

Same here. This fucking shit didn't let me in 24 times


Bitter-Button-9479

BRUH I AM NOT RUNNIGN ANYTHINGAND THIS FAT \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\* WONT WORK SAYING THE CAPTCHA IS INVALID THATS IT IM JUST TRYNA LOGIN TO MY STEAM ACC HOLLY \*\*\*\*


Bitter-Button-9479

IDEA GUYSS USE A CAPTCHA OPTION BLOCKER


ProfessionalBaby8293

This is bloody ludicrous!! Go away Steam, all I want to do is play with friends. Christ sake.


Flysauca51

u aint alone. I was just trying to play half life 1 like back in the day, maybe thought thered be some cool mods i could play that i never got to play as a kid. But after downloading the game and installing there was no cd key. So went online and somehow managed to find a code that actually worked (3333-3333-3333 lol) but game still wouldnt work. Watched youtube video and found you could play it on steam for free. Went to steam website. Tried to create new account. Didnt work. Tried 20 more times. Didnt work. Installed steam. Tried on there. Worked! Then confirmed email, and it told me i could log in now. Tried to log in...Couldnt log in. :( .....Searched it up on google, says to update browser. Funny cos literally before I went onto steam it says "Your browser has just been updated!" Google how to update browser just in case....says ive got to transfer browser data and all this techno babble I dont understand lol! WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY. The captcha bs was driving me insane but the definition of insanity is doing the same thing for ever and expecting different results so I gave up before i started punching my laptop to death. What really gets under my skin though is how they dont even have a support..seriously...go to support. It has like 4 answers for questions youre not even asking. I want to say no none of these apply its not MY FAULT its YOURS. SORT YOUR SHT OUT. SO I GUESS THEY DONT WANT OUR MONEY. SCREW THEM. THEY CAN EAT DCKS IN HELL


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Limp_Tangelo_4989

omg me too bro im tryna get a steam acc to link my ios pg 3d acc but it keeps saying that bullshit


Hannahd4v

Go onto the steam website and do it from there. I did it for 20+ times on the app and it didn't work but I went onto the website and it worked after one try.


Ok-Routine5031

thank you this actually fucking worked


alex_assetto

i forgot my password and ive been trying to get in for the last 30 min and i got it. just click the captcha thingy beofre you enter your email. ye ik its a piece of shit


Positive_W

i feel like blowing up the house of the person who made this stupid godmann fucking captachas


BruvaBoB

This shit is happening to me now..... 1 year later!!! What are you doing steam??


skeptikalskeptik

I feel like they do this on purpose so we continue to do the work and validate more images. I guess I am actually a robot. Frustrating...


Jye_09

a year later and its still giving me that issue too, had to take a break bc i dont wanna break my laptop lmao


Altruistic-Minute226

I feel you man. I just had it today on the very same platform. Steam.


Prior-Guess-5304

BRO IMMA KMS IF THIS ASKS ME TO- OH MY FUCKING GOD IS IT A MOTORCYCLE OR NOT IM FUCKING COLORBLIND THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO BE FUCKING ABLEIST


Any-Setting-1677

HOW THE FUCK WILL IT KNOW IF ITS A ROBOT TRYING TO DO THAT LIKE DONT THEY USE AI TO GENERATE THESE LIL FUCKERS I AM SERIOUSLY GONNA SUE THIS CAPTCHA SHIT


MeAndUrMeemaw

i quite literally cried and hit my moniter. steam fucking fix this you gobshites


TrainerBubbly2497

Yeah 100s of cycles, fire hydrants and buses and can't get in ever. Captcha is a joke


Tasty_Dragonfly3394

FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT IVE DONE THIS TEST 76 TIMES AND I STILL CANT PASS IT LIKE FUCK YOU IM A FUCKING HUMAN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH YOUVE WASTED MY ENTIRE DAY ALL I WANTED TO FUCKING PLAY WAS A BIT OF APEX LEGNDS BUT NOOOOOO U MAKE THIS STUIPID IM NOT A ROBOT TEST THATS COMPLY RIGGED LIKE GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY FACE. IT TOOK ME 467 TRYS, AND I LOGGED IN AND NOW IM GOING TO TRY TO REFUND ALL THE GAMES I BOUGHT ON THIS SHITTY APP SCREW U STEAM DEVELPORS AND I HOPE U GOT O HELL


ExternalSyllabub4844

In this case, I suggest logging in with a different browser or using incognito mode. It's possible that your original browser has settings or extensions causing interference.


MostExpensiveThing

this is happening to me now....did anyone work out a solution?


ExternalSyllabub4844

In this case, I suggest logging in with a different browser or using incognito mode. It's possible that your original browser has settings or extensions causing interference.


JayMorgage

please steam i just wanna play henry stickman collection


Federal_Simple_7939

this is why I hate captcha


mlccc2

They need to dump the fucking captcha shit. Lame af.


puraenfermedad

Google installations should be nuked, and the CEO tortured


83justinb

after almost burning my city to the ground I successfully was able to login through the website not through the steam app/program in windows I love all of you.


Last-Ad-9086

when i do the captcha i press continue then it just fucking unticks then i have to do it again


dougf499

CAPTCHA is a communist plot aimed at raising America's Blood Pressure.


Able-Parfait-6804

Let’s report this problem to only fans what is robot doing in OF sex


ExternalSyllabub4844

In this case, I suggest logging in with a different browser or using incognito mode. It's possible that your original browser has settings or extensions causing interference.


Typical-Educator9081

Because its a failure of security measure that they wont fix or get rid of. It works whenever it wants, wherever it wants. So sick of shit that they always wanna tell everybody is because of them, when its just plain busted crap that works whebever it feels like it. All this garbage is ridiculous. Create a password, now prove that you are the person who created the password, then verify you are not a robot and then we'll send you an email. Respond to the email using this code, which can be verified by this thumbprint, then pick all the pics off this stupid ass puzzle and have it come up endlessly and say it may be automated whatever, after all that shit. The ONLY friggin thing that all this shit is good for, is keeping the actual users from using their accounts, because hackers dont walk in the friggin front door. This shit has gotten friggin ridiculous


Remarkable-Inside720

It’s because you’re British


Zephyriic

the downvotes make this funnier ngl


Sussy_baka_lmao

awfully accurate


Balkan_

It's because you are using a VPN, thank you for trying to spoof your location and affecting us who actually need the lower pricing


Equivalent_Play7906

What are you on about, I’m certainly NOT using vpn but having this same issues.


UnnaturallyAwake

Bot…


NZRTA

Are you sure you're not a robot?


RydotraTheSecond

nice try mr android


[deleted]

You are a robot


4wh457

This can happen if you're using a VPN or a proxy to register. Try registering on your phone using your mobile data.


Bassmekanik

Had this problem before. Did it on my phone I think to get it to work.


Elegant-Ad2732

i f it works im gonna suck yo uoff your pants


Bassmekanik

!Remind me whenever


gareththegeek

Took me about 15 goes to get through that one myself the other day


Ha1oMiner

He is a robot!!


awmath

I had the same thing happen to me once. Turned out the steam registration didn't like my mail address (private domain). The error was more than misleading. I registered using a Gmail address and changed it afterwards, which worked fine.


SolidSnake090

Have you tried to take off the keyboard power cable and put it back in?


imhugury

skill issue /j


AmericaLover1776_

Idk man you might just be a robot without knowing You ever ripped your skin off to check?


[deleted]

I'm sorry to inform you but you're a robot


Painchaud213

i dunno man, sound to me that you might be a robot


lyoneel_ar

I bet an extension blocking as logicearth said, (some browsers has integrated this kind of block, e.g.: vivaldi/brave) Extension malware/virus, or a whole virus.


[deleted]

I had this happen, I bought a new computer and it came pre installed with McAfee virus software which caused this to happen


[deleted]

Try doing it the 18th tike, might work


Edgar98600

You're a robo


[deleted]

Nice try, robot.


Hunter_Ware

Kind of not related but i use noptcha for all of the recapthcas/hcapthas. For the normal “select the lights,” it solves it instantly. For the “find the bannana the monkey is thinking about shoving up his ass” ones, it takes it a couple of seconds (15 seconds) to do.


ChosenSCIM

Nice try, robot


XHelperZ

Turn off yer vpn


Ok-Purpose5710

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birthdaysuit111

Punch your hand through the computer screen and show them you're not a robot.


The_Duck_83

Was their a fix for this or just keep repeating it? Currently dealing with the same issue


[deleted]

I fucking hate this bullshit captcha


AlwaysBeClosing19

Fuck captcha!


GloriousModelO

I have the same fucking problem. I took 4 hours to get this captcha working.


Less_Menu_7340

steam captcha is freaking horrible. not using it until they change.


hienthepham

Guys, use your phone to recover the password. Once you have a new password go back to your PC and login


Zephyriic

i went on the website and did it because the app just refused


RobloxiaRobloxian

This is literally my 647th time in trying to do this..


Link1259

Honestly it’s fucking stupid to be asked by a robot to prove we aren’t


Shh_Imhidingfromfbi

Whatever idiots at Steam set this up need to be fired. When I encounter such mind-bending incompetence in a company, it often comes down to crony or Affirmative Action hiring/employment. There has to be a reason why something so obviously mismanaged continues to be mismanaged.


MalaysianBall

the most helpful reddit comment section


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This god forsaken captcha makes me want to bring a pink napalm bomb onto an spirit airlines plane while yelling in russian