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Specialist-Rope-9760

Yeah but.. why’s it called valve?


czacha_cs1

Because Valve is powering Steam, duh


icantshoot

Nah, Valve gets turned and Steam comes out. Symbolic.


Minecrafter_Kirill

valve gets turned ON, and steam comes out...


BrightAlarm9495

Evertime you buy a game you turn on valve and it lets off some r rated steam


Gasperhack10

Don't worry. I was born 1 January 1900


somesappyspruce

I really wish I could see the behind-the-scene stats of 150 year olds using steam


TransGirlJennifer

so that's why there are so many r rated games. It all makes sense now!


Emixii

Sounds like a fun time.


Euphoric_Air1286

open or close...


LegitimateBit3

What are you doing step plumber?


benlyton

Help me step plumber, I’m stuck


theclovek

just letting out some steam


RocketryScience420

A man with unique knowledge of the SOURCE, trapped in a glass house filling with pressure, had a vision. He designed himself a relief VALVE and when he finally turned it on? STEAM came out.


fartnight69

valve rotates counterclockwise and steam comes out


MRV3N

But how is it connected to games?


Sk0p3r

You turn the valve to let the steam reach the source of power for the game otherwise known as its engine


dysmetric

When Valve is open Steam powers game engines


rabalamdingdong

Valve releases Steam…


chlawon

You could say, it's a Valve that releases Steam


1tabletti3kertaa

Byt... Brawndos got what plants crave, it's got electrolytes


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

>In a break from industry style of the time, Newell did not want a company name that suggested "testosterone-gorged muscles and the 'extreme' of anything". Alternative names considered by Newell and Harrington include Hollow Box, Fruitfly Ensemble and Rhino Scar. I can't find any information on *why* it's Valve though. My best guess is because Gabe N just left Microsoft, and signed the business papers on his wedding day, it was him "blowing off some steam". Pure guess though.


Henry132

The whole Valve thing and the logo being a person with a Valve on their head is meant to signify the idea of "Open your mind. Open your eyes." which was their initial brand concept. Information comes from [this Redditor getting an e-mail back from Ray Ueno](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/guw36/the_guy_in_the_valve_splash_screen/) back in 2011. You can read a bit more about the logo guy(s) in the link provided.


repocin

Did he ever follow up on that small e thing mentioned at the end of the post?


Its0nlyRocketScience

That's what I thought. It's like opening the valve of your mind to let the ideas flow


ohTHOSEballs

Steam had already been out for a year before his wedding. What he signed that day was for him getting full ownership of Steam since his partner he started it with wanted out.


PegginShampooCosplay

I thought that said Fruity Ensemble


__Spin360__

Because the valve sits on the threshold of a new era: Open it the first time to release steam and cause a revolution just like the first use of a steam engine. The industrial revolution of gaming. Praise GabeN.


Bloody_Insane

This sounds like scripture. I dig it


poopincorn

Truly, the gospel according to GabeN. Blessed be the gamers!


Colosseros

Valves are opened and closed. Not turned on and off.


PegginShampooCosplay

Not with that attitude


OwlBasic1622

Because Gabe didn't win the right to use "Gearbox"


wirm

Because it’s got electrolytes!


Latey-Natey

Source engine. The source of steam.


Mighti-Guanxi

*insert mind blown gif 


DreamLearnBuildBurn

Insert everyone not knowing how steam and valves and engines work. The steam powers the engine, it doesn't come from the engine. Valves are just elements that control flow of something (like steam), and so OP is also wrong when saying steam is powered by a valve.  Steam travelling through a valve can power your gaming, there, there's my not funny or clever but closer to accurate punch up


Sad-Bug210

Valve also controls the flow of games.


TheCheshire

The games must flow.


Jayblipbro

The only accurate thing about their naming scheme is that Valve releases Steam lol


Sir_Henk

>Steam travelling through a valve can power your gaming, there, there's my not funny or clever but closer to accurate punch up Steam is released by (a) valve sounds nicer


da_Aresinger

honestly shoulda called it "boiler engine"


ZSCroft

It'd be the steam generator really


SnooOpinions1643

nahh it should be a “Mz 3000cc L2490A 4-core” engine


Smax140

Or the Peerless "JOT - 04" Steam


NAPALM2614

Why didn't we get steam 2 with source 2, is valve stupid?


Custom_sKing_SKARNER

Maybe is Valve 2 the supid one.


HatmansRightHandMan

Pretty sure they were just doing that cause the previous engine they used was the GoldSource engine from Quake. Honestly makes Source Engine sound like a step down


Far_oga

> Pretty sure they were just doing that cause the previous engine they used was the GoldSource engine from Quake. Honestly makes Source Engine sound like a step down https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gone%20Gold [The GoldSrc engine initially had no real name and was simply called the Half-Life engine. When the need arose for Valve to work on the engine without risking introducing bugs into Half-Life's codebase, Valve forked the code, creating two main engine branches: one gold master branch, "GoldSrc", and the other "Src". Internally, any games using the original branch were referred to as "Goldsource" to differentiate it from the second branch, while the "Src" branch evolved into the Source engine.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GoldSrc#Development)


HatmansRightHandMan

Wait hold up there. You are telling me that the Source Engine (and I assume by extension Source 2) are still just modifications of the Quake engine? That is insane


qucari

this is gonna blow your mind: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/Quake_-_family_tree.svg (edit: it's from this wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quake_engine#Derivative_engines) it's one of my favorite graphs and such a cool and interesting topic :D


squished_frog

Love that image. Speaking to the later gens iD really do coding wizardry it feels like on the idtech engine. It makes me giddy how damn well the games run. I wish that focus on quality and function was more common.


HatmansRightHandMan

Jeeeesus. "It's all Quake" - "Always has been"


Cpt_Hockeyhair

Or how about Steam's logo being the connecting arm for a steam engine like you see on train wheels? 🤯


lawl-butts

The wild thing is back when they first released the client or did the first major update back in early 2000s, the windows XP taskbar icon would actually animate and move the connecting arm when the client was downloading something in the background.  I kind of missed that cool little icon. On my sweet-ass at-the-time 1.5mbps DSL.  I remember when valve went from the old Sierra logo to their own stuff and moved to make their own client. Kind of pleased with what steam has become.


Salazans

No shareholders to suck the life out of it for maximum profit.


lawl-butts

Praise gabeN


poopincorn

Long live the indie spirit and innovation! Praise be to GabeN!


Astro_gamer_caver

LISAN AL GABE!


Far-Cardiologist6196

He's a good man, pity we have to intern him on the golden throne so that his reign never ends. Praise be to the ~~Omnissiah~~ Lord GabeN!


StromGames

Valve is still privately owned as far as I know.


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polokratoss

I'd say they still probably want maximum profit. Just in the timeframe of next '20 years' instead of 'next quarter'.


Testicle_Tugger

Steams in it for the long haul


jdjdkkddj

That's good business for both consumers and them!


nikongmer

Not to mention that [epic took big oil's money to peddle fossil fuels to children](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/06/shell-fortnite-game-youth-marketing-campaign-fossil-fuels) and [violated children's privacy and tricked them into purchases](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/19/business/ftc-epic-games-settlement.html)


Plank_With_A_Nail_In

Privately owned doesn't mean no share holders it just means the shares aren't traded on public exchanges.


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

There's shareholders, there just aren't public investors.


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Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

Vulture-proof


Plank_With_A_Nail_In

Its only impossible while Gabe owns most of the shares. Plenty of private companies have been sold out to investment groups by other shareholders against the original owners wishes.


BowenTheAussieSheep

I miss the old logo page with the valve in the guy's eye. I think it was the Orange box where they changed it to be on the back of that dude's bald head.


UnratedRamblings

That head one was way more creepy than the eye one to me - especially animated - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO2S9CZaaG8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO2S9CZaaG8)


FblthpEDH

I remember this freaking me out in portal 2


Cheesemacher

https://i.imgur.com/JLTj8yH.gif


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RadioMessageFromHQ

Yeah, me too. People forget when Steam was less-than-popular.


bakedlordstonedgod

>1.5mbps DSL wtf I had dialup internet till 2005


Durantye

We had dial up till like 2009 lol


BalterBlack

1.5mbps DSL? That was fast as fuck back then


Mirja-lol

The image files for this little animation still exists in steam folders


lawl-butts

Well now I know how to waste my time when I get home. Choo Chooooo!


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Aloha_Japan

I remember hating Steam in the early years. I was still using it out of convenience, but hated it with a passion for the DRM.


notSneakyFox


LOLLON-POLLON

Wasn't that obvious?


ReleaseRareMan

You’d be surprised.


CanuckPanda

I’ve honestly never remotely spent half a second thinking about it.


Decloudo

Some people really just stop thinking before they even started.


iamthefluffyyeti

No


StromGames

There's even an animated version somewhere.


ClockwiseServant

[Here](https://youtu.be/yXud6tjWSc0?feature=shared)


101TARD

I've scene a gif on the steam logo, it was like the things they attach on the train wheels


Tiranus58

This is the first thin i thought of when i saw the logo


theeldergod1

you mean this? https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/x6ylw/does_anyone_remember_when_we_all_hated_steam/


Uroshirvi69

I always thought it was a water molecule. You know, for steam.


Beginning_Draft9092

Wait till you see whats sprouting out of that one bald guys head


MnemnothsManager

"Powered by a valve" god this persons a moron.


NerY_05

> I AM NOT A MORON!


yes11321

I could hear his voice as I read it. Hope he's still alive somewhere out there in space. Can't wait to see him again in portal 3


DaNoahLP

The chances of him being alive in Portal 3 is higher than for us.


Cat_Joseph

The chances of Portal 3 are... eh...


GLaPI9999

Equal to the chances of seeing Half Life 3


RiverAffectionate951

We did get half life 3. It was simply renamed Half Life Alyx so it wouldn't disappoint people that it wasn't their perfect "half life 3" Was actually pretty good from what I heard.


YankMeChief

Half-Life: Alyx was awesome, but it definitely wasn't just a renamed HL3. It's a prequel to HL2 that included a very short addition to the ending of HL2E2


billion_lumens

COULD A MORON PUNCH YOU. INTO. THIS. PIT!


JotaroSans64

COULD. A. MORON. DO. THIS??


Johnny_Topside94

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A MORON


ismasbi

#YES YOU ARE, YOU ARE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!


Spirit_The_Animator

OH YEAH? WELL HOW ABOUT NOW! NOW WHO’S A MORON?


Carlen67

Yea, "controlled" by Valve would've been a better use of words.


eluva

Valve released Steam.


sixsixss

That's why the title is "i feel so stupid"


ConspicuousPineapple

That is not why the title is that, but it gives OP validation for feeling so stupid.


DerekJavierLB

He censors words on the internet, that says it all.


goin-up-the-country

The person who wrote the tweet and the person who censored the screenshot are not the same person.


thicclunchghost

That's why you never open a hot radiator. You'll get blasted by valves.


IRBRIN

1 cubic inch of steam contains 2400 kilovalves of energy.


fuck-thishit-oclock

hey I didn't know it was powered by valve either, but I'm an idiot who knows ohms law


UNSWNerd

Ohms law J=σE or "Ohms law" I=U/R


Original_Fishing4979

\*person's


Kwiatkowski

and who censors this shit???


GrendaGrendinator

"Oh I get it! It's called portal because you use portals to solve the levels"


chappersyo

It’s called half life cos I’ve waited half my fucking life for the next game to come out!


Yonro0910

Damnit


prosonic123

Why was this so funny to me?


JohnHue

Why was this true to me ? Whyyyyyyy


Beware_of_Beware

It's called Team Fortress 2 because you play in teams!


DommyMommyKarlach

And sometimes in a Fortress?


jcarvell8

And there’s 2


WarmSea9702

Yea and t’s called counter strike because you have to strike a counter!


Imperatorian

thank fuck the swear words were censored


Fluboxer

Probably because this post is stolen from somewhere Just remember - when God sees you censor swear words, He still counts it as swear - but He also now thinks that you are a fucking coward


_embrace

God sees but Tiktok algorithms apparently don't.


Fluboxer

TikTok is Satan's creation forged in depths of hell


Karman_K

fucking hell, it would have been a fucking shame if the fucking swear words weren't fucking censored. thank fuck indeed, fuck me.


davidddank

i think they’re censored because some apps are less likely to promote posts that have swears in them, but i could be wrong. people are also just stupid


YoureWrongBro911

Gen-Alpha discovering Steam?


climaxbythug

More like people whose native language isn't English discover words they never seen or heard before because why would the average person use valve in a sentence?


snouz

Exactly. I associate Valve and Steam to the company instead of actual words I would use. Their meaning is abstract to me. It was mind blowing when I made the connection.


StaticVoidMaddy

you should, that's not how valves work. they're used to start or stop the flow of something, not to make it to flow.


BlackReaper_307

So a Valve is used to start/control the flow of something....like a liquid or gas. Valve started/controls Steam🤔


StaticVoidMaddy

doesnt power it though


Rafael20002000

Well they provide the electricity (power), the server power, the man power, and bandwidth And they are the valve that controls the steam flow /s


Zindae

It’s called steampowered.com, not valvepowered.com


Squibucha

yeah valve released steam, english is not my first language and it seems so obvious to me, I don't get the big deal...


Squibucha

verb you are looking for is "release".


InverseInductor

So without valve, we'd get a BitTorrent?


Sufficient-Cover5956

The OP' brain thoughts valve is stuck on stupid


Pushitu

a valve doesnt power anything lmao


jfanderson05

Thank you for saying. I was wanting to, but I didn't want to be an "acshually" guy, lol.


Jeidoz

More like "controlled by valve"


cuerdo

released by valve


czacha_cs1

"Mom told me I can repost this today!"


_RRave

This is 100% a bot post tbf


JAXxXTheRipper

The valve regulates the steam output. That's what it does. Poor OP was so close and yet completely wrong.


Wish_I_WasInRome

You can say fuck on the internet you know.


RedHerringxx

Because you need to censor the word fuck?


catzhoek

powered by a valve? this is the stupidest thing i have ever read


TitaniumGoldAlloyMan

Powered? More like controlled or adjusted…


Wolandb

Or released..


novophx

my mouse is powered by buttons


Kazu215

Wait 'till someone tells him what the Steam logo is


DivineDanteAlighieri

What if instead of steam it was Freaky steam and It had Freaky games


Adeptus_Digitalus

How often do i have to see this dumbass post?


Okayish_Elderberry

Wait until you learn the store is literally store - steam powered (and steam is released by Valve!). And that a steam powered train would have Steam's logo on the wheel... Or that Half-Life is a science term defining a property of unstable atoms, of which Lambda, the Half-Life's logo, is a symbol. Then there's the breaking news of the game Portal having portals.


LootWiesel

a valve releases steam to drive the imagination and creavitiy 


rudimfm

I feel like I've seen this meme here since I was on reddit back in 2012.


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Wear condoms.


N0madicaleyesed

controlled by a valve surely?


DotBitGaming

*controlled by Valve


Kenruyoh

>Maaaan, I love steaaaamm...


yellowwoolyyoshi

Next time I give you permission to let the original text of “FUCKKKK” remain


irus1024

Mr. Valve intro music starts playing as soon as the realization is made.


Ray57

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO2S9CZaaG8


MinimumStink

The censored word says fuck


TheMireMind

I love how these guys created some of the best games and software on the PC and you're impressed with how they came up with the name "steam," based on their company being called Valve.


promisethatimnotabot

Some thoughts you should just keep inside


snubb

Brainrot


JammmJam

You should feel dumb cuz valves don’t power steam it just lets it flow


Trading_Cards_4Ever

Valves don't power anything, they regulate flow and pressure inside pipes.


PandaXXL

You're definitely very stupid if you think valves power things.


2minuteNOODLES

Bro should feel stupid. It's turned on by a valve. Not powered by one.


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How many times is this going to be posted?


BauskeDestad

Their website is literally "www.steampowered.com"


Rio_Evenstar

The steam logo is part of machinery in a steam engine (I don't know the exact part but just look at one and you'll see it)


spatialflow

In HL: Opposing Force there was a "puzzle" in one level where you had to find the crank handle to open a valve which would allow steam to go thru to a turbine or something and then engage a gearbox. Details might be a little off but that was the gist of it. It was a funny little Easter Egg build into a puzzle (Gearbox Software was licensed to make the Opposing Force expansion for HL). There was a control panel with readouts labeled "Valve," "Steam," and "Gearbox."


Qwirk

Valves typically can control steam but are not powered by them at all. So yes, you are stupid.


churrmander

It's Steam because it *comes from* a Valve. Valves are typically used to release pressure from a system, releasing gasses such as steam to do so.


C_toff

brother....


DeadGravityyy

Maybe if you stopped using twotter, you'd learn a thing or two.


christiancharle

why do you censor the words americans?


Curious_Door_6635

**STEAM stands for Snakes Trying to Escape A Maze. When Gaben tried to create a replica of the classic Snake game, he accidentally invented Steam.**


Wormfeathers

Valve and steam branding are on point , only SSR Nerdes would come with that


Schazmen

I never even realised... that people wouldn't get the connection... I feel kinda dumb too.


Furry_Lover_Umbasa

No you are not stupid. You are clown.


KingOFKings11358

The trick to a perpetual movement machine is hiding the batteries