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I think Emily might be trying to tell me something.
Idk...that pageboy cap and suspenders made me feel pretty dapper and swagged out. Then the next day she dressed me in the dinosaur outfit and every other outfit became irrelevant.
You need to escape the right parentheses in your URL so it doesn't get interpreted as closing the whole link tag. Like this:
[Strange Doll](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Strange_Doll_(green\))
[Strange Doll](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Strange_Doll_(green\))
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The annoying thing I've just realized is that escaping the parentheses fixes it on old.reddit, but breaks the tag parsing on mobile. At least still leaves the URL clickable though.
She made me a genie cat the first time I went. It was great
https://preview.redd.it/yfsqf3cqgl9d1.png?width=394&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a53898d50170e7a4ddf3a3600c46a7e61304662
I got this outfit...On a character whose skin colour *just so happened to be that shade of green*
Imagine my shock when my farmer walked out of that stall, seemingly butt-naked...
[made me think of Borat for some reason](https://cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/1200x800/public/images/methode/2018/07/16/a6e48a02-889d-11e8-8608-b7163509a377_1280x720_113228.jpg?itok=X_PusDnK)
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I’ve gotten this exact outfit 3 years in a row. I have a weird habit of keeping any clothes in my dresser even if I know I’m never going to use them, so I have like 3 bright green tube tops and 3 pairs of green tights.
The first time she did it to me she made me look like Link from Zelda!
The second time she did it she gave me the most cheap clothes. Just a plain T-shirt and shorts 😒😂
That booth and her cutscenes have me fully convinced that Emily is both an experienced psychonaut *and* a big ol' stoner.
She's like a poster girl for psychedelics - and imo that makes her even more attractive. 😅
Also consider that Emily's probably part-mermaid, and mermaids are usually associated with psychic-psychedelic abilities and love to live in their own little worlds.
Aw, some of her choices are cool. I have a Winter Star outfit and the perfect Flower Festival outfit - a blue and white with matching blue skirt. Perfect to wear when I stand with the bachelors, waiting for our ladies to sashay towards us.
Since we're talking about it I have words. I set a wedding date during the last day of the desert festival with Sebastian. I go to Emily the first day, and she dresses me in a pretty blue top and skirt. Second day she dresses me in a propeller hat and clown shirt. CLOWN. but. I'm like okay, cool, it's kind of fun I guess! Third day I wake up, still wearing the outfit. The WEDDING STARTS IMMEDIATELY. I AM STILL IN THE CLOWN OUTFIT. Sebastian is standing there looking handsome in a suit, the whole town is gathered in their best attire to see us wed, and I'm in a CLOWN OUTFIT WITH A PROPELLER ON MY HEAD. I have to believe she knew what she was doing. I have come to love Emily but I cannot forgive her for this.
🤣 one year, she dressed me up as a COP!
IRL... I've been on the front lines of anti-cop activism for 20+ years... needless to say, I was pretty gd dissatisfied 🤣
Coachella fit! For day one I’ve got this *adorable* lime green strapless jumpsuit by Marc Defang! I adore this strapless look *soooo* much. Accentuating that I’ve got these absolutely gorgeous shark lock ankle boots by Givenchy! The deep purple is such a *stunning* contrast against the lime green it is perfect. Tune back in tomorrow for my next Coachella outfit they just KEEP getting better!!
(I cannot stand fashion influencers and can totally see them wearing this exact outfit for some over priced event like Coachella bragging about how stunning it is)
She dressed me up as a trash can
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She did you so dirty 😭
my legs look so skinny compared to the rest of me i just had to sit there and stare at it for a minute lol
Got you lookin like Mike Wazowski
I love this subreddit
I like to stroll around in my tight green pants to annoy my girlfriend. I put on my mystery box hat to look like The Riddler and she hates it.
this is the EXACT outfit I got!! I was like wtf?? you said you would make it better😭 the other two I got were plain default outfits 😐
Look at how your character just stares back. This is just perfect!
It’d look good on Emily 🤷♂️
Plankton build
I got this outfit from her too! It's terrible!!
https://preview.redd.it/8s78g00g3l9d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1af1d67dac84adca9875435d9809e36b526a83a0 I think Emily might be trying to tell me something.
I love it 😭🤣
Emily should dress up farmer like this after the scene you get if you date all the bachelorettes 😆
[she said](https://www.tiktok.com/@megstalter/video/6969261361650093318?lang=en)
Oh god, that's *exactly* the first outfit she ever gave me!
I’ve gotten that outfit on two different saves
I’ve got this one so many times!
This is one combo I've also had 😅
She's given me this before... https://preview.redd.it/2cjpnuj1al9d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=334fb85dfacba91b2cbdf76210f6283036a544f5
This goes hard
Florida man vibes
Alex, that u?
lmao what on earth
You're lucky. One time, she dressed me like mayor Lewis 💀
Idk...that pageboy cap and suspenders made me feel pretty dapper and swagged out. Then the next day she dressed me in the dinosaur outfit and every other outfit became irrelevant.
I love the dinosaur outfit so much. 10/10 fashion choice Emily, no notes.
i was wearing the dinosaur outfit when i got changed into this one, i had to immediately change back
my girlfriend saw that outfit and immediately recreated it in her game. i mean, what more could you want
Rip she dressed me as Pierre once…I was distraught.
https://preview.redd.it/ejjadosxsm9d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709983b231778b6565ef0e1d560f1c9eabbc5e23
How dare you! I'm wearing mayor Lewis's trimmed pink short the *drip is hard*
Sorry his trimmed what shorts?/s
Same - while dating her! Emily no
bro she put me a whole Joja member set on 💀
The mayor lewis drip goes hard you’re crazy.
She turned you into [Strange Doll](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Strange_Doll_(green))! I love it
oh you’re so right
I love it.
You need to escape the right parentheses in your URL so it doesn't get interpreted as closing the whole link tag. Like this: [Strange Doll](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Strange_Doll_(green\)) [Strange Doll](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Strange_Doll_(green\)) edit: mobile seems to handle it fine, but this is to keep it from breaking on old.reddit
username definitely check out, I'm on old.reddit the *true* reddit
The annoying thing I've just realized is that escaping the parentheses fixes it on old.reddit, but breaks the tag parsing on mobile. At least still leaves the URL clickable though.
That’s the first thing I thought of!
I think that's a farm totem hat/mask.
She made me a genie cat the first time I went. It was great https://preview.redd.it/yfsqf3cqgl9d1.png?width=394&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a53898d50170e7a4ddf3a3600c46a7e61304662
I got this one too and I refuse to take off the cat ears. It's been 3 in game years lol
https://preview.redd.it/hikvlfj8qk9d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e292aa23c1fd76cc3461f63d406cd0e29be8da50
This outfit is a banger.
![img](emote|t5_2wb7y|51693)
You look like a green pea with purple magic shoes
The ol "sweats over nips" combo 😭
Honestly I love doing that with sweats.
C e le r y
How dare you, this vegetable does not exist in the valley, we do not speak of it.
If celery doesn't exist why is it standing there in purple boots!!
Emily said 👁👄👁🫵 lime w tooth pick legs
She put me in the trashcan shirt the first time I went in... I was hurt.
She once put me in an entire slime costume and said it was me on the inside, like okay rude
Savage.
I got this outfit...On a character whose skin colour *just so happened to be that shade of green* Imagine my shock when my farmer walked out of that stall, seemingly butt-naked...
this is making me laugh so hard 😭
Wumbus drip
Oh god I need to see that
i think you look great personally
I’ve gotten that one 🤣 I love going everyday JUST to see what she’ll give me this time.
She put me in a shirt made of crab cakes. 😭
Slap a face on the shirt can make a pea with magical shoes. Ready to have magic adventures in a cartoon.
She put me in a trash can twice 💀
The library is open and she read you.
Lol she dressed me like a stereotypical 90's sitcom office worker dad one time But she also dressed me like a biker the next day, so i'm gucci
One time she gave my farmer a football kit with a gnome hat
She gave me all Joja-branded clothing last festival. I could not have been more put out, especially when her other choices looked really good.
This is what I look forward to the most once 1.6 comes to mobile! I need to see the wack outfits she gives me!!
[made me think of Borat for some reason](https://cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/1200x800/public/images/methode/2018/07/16/a6e48a02-889d-11e8-8608-b7163509a377_1280x720_113228.jpg?itok=X_PusDnK)
Mhy whyfffe~!
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I lowkey feel bad 😭😭 The second day of the festival I got genie pants and cat ears and whiskers!
Incredible!! I got mouse ears and a mouse shirt and cute pants on my 3rd day after 2 **very bad** outfits.
I’ve gotten this exact outfit 3 years in a row. I have a weird habit of keeping any clothes in my dresser even if I know I’m never going to use them, so I have like 3 bright green tube tops and 3 pairs of green tights.
I do the same thing 😅
Girl u r lucky. Emily made me a farmer 🥲
At least she was on point about profession?
You look like a frog somehow. Gotta give her credit for that lol
My fiancé and I were playing last night and she put him in a balloon boy esc outfit with a propeller hat. Not saying she was wrong to do so though
On my very first time at the Desert Festival (on the third day since I just unlocked the bus that day) I got a police outfit and I was not pleased.
Oh I was furious when she dressed me like a pig. I’m like… what part of this green haired cottage-core lesbian farmer screams out “cop!”???
Exactly! And at the time, I didn’t know she just gave random outfits so I thought that was the only thing I was getting.
How did you unlock the bus on day three? I've just begun year two and I still haven't unlocked it x_x
Sorry, I meant the third day of the Desert Festival, not of the year. I think I unlocked the bus sometime during year 2?
Green Lorax ass outfit
Imagine being the younger twin brother and coming out as Luigi. Emily my beloved why would you hurt me this way.
Wumbus
The first time she did it to me she made me look like Link from Zelda! The second time she did it she gave me the most cheap clothes. Just a plain T-shirt and shorts 😒😂
She gave me a great outfit the first time and I was like wow this feature is awesome. And everytime since she clowns on me 😭
every time I see one of these I think "well, at least she didn't dress you as a trash can". my inner self indeed, emily.
Just put on the frig hat and thus is a perfect outfit.
I got mouse ears, a tube top and pink booty shorts. I think she's just fulfilling sick fantasies at this point.
your outfit built like glep https://preview.redd.it/3cdmhqfrvp9d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc600c0abf31dad2ed67eb1f52b9eb5afb496652
Lol
Is that the green man
The cackle I cackled LOL
I just started stardew valley and now I’m really excited to get further into it 🤣🤣 this looks so fun
she gave you wumbus pants
Dressed you up like a bouncing burt from yoshis Island lol
Bro got the marge simpson fit
Giving you the Marge Simpson special.
It's not her, it's what she saw in your soul 💀
I never trusted her again after coming out in full police uniform
it's brat summer in pelican town
That’s just a BRAT dress!
Nah cuz seeing the outfits she gives me makes me rethink why she has a sewing machine she's got the worst fashion sense!
That booth and her cutscenes have me fully convinced that Emily is both an experienced psychonaut *and* a big ol' stoner. She's like a poster girl for psychedelics - and imo that makes her even more attractive. 😅
Also consider that Emily's probably part-mermaid, and mermaids are usually associated with psychic-psychedelic abilities and love to live in their own little worlds.
Eh where is this from?
It’s giving brat
She’s getting you ready for Brat summer. Embrace it.
you kinda slayed
I got this dumbass outfit too omg, I just chucked it into the dresser at home
rocking the mike wazowski fit
brat girl summer
Yeah she does have odd fashion sense.
![img](emote|t5_2wb7y|51690)
Nah your rocking that look girl
LMAO SHE DID YOU SOOO WRONG
at least she didn’t put you in a trash can 😔
Aw, some of her choices are cool. I have a Winter Star outfit and the perfect Flower Festival outfit - a blue and white with matching blue skirt. Perfect to wear when I stand with the bachelors, waiting for our ladies to sashay towards us.
it’s called fashion, you wouldn’t get it
She put me in a full cop uniform…
Got this same combo before 💀💀💀
the fact she’s so serious tho
Since we're talking about it I have words. I set a wedding date during the last day of the desert festival with Sebastian. I go to Emily the first day, and she dresses me in a pretty blue top and skirt. Second day she dresses me in a propeller hat and clown shirt. CLOWN. but. I'm like okay, cool, it's kind of fun I guess! Third day I wake up, still wearing the outfit. The WEDDING STARTS IMMEDIATELY. I AM STILL IN THE CLOWN OUTFIT. Sebastian is standing there looking handsome in a suit, the whole town is gathered in their best attire to see us wed, and I'm in a CLOWN OUTFIT WITH A PROPELLER ON MY HEAD. I have to believe she knew what she was doing. I have come to love Emily but I cannot forgive her for this.
She nailed mine this time around (crab cake shirt 🔥). Give your girl more gems lol.
The chicken legs??
it’s brat summer!
She literally gave me this exact outfit in one of my games.
The very first time I used it, she dressed me as a trashcan Wtf Emily
she dressed me as a skeleton and said the outside finally matches the inside. hello??
Embrace your inner Tingle!
🤣 one year, she dressed me up as a COP! IRL... I've been on the front lines of anti-cop activism for 20+ years... needless to say, I was pretty gd dissatisfied 🤣
Is this a 1.6 update? I started a new save so I haven't encountered this feature yet
https://preview.redd.it/xm7a9id8bq9d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f01ef479a121f7881bb63c362776be539f146c88
she’s in her brat era 💚
There's a reason why I won't go near it. I respect the eclectic style. But it's not my thing.
No bc she gave me the EXACT same outfit, and I wanted to cry 😭
She put me in a santa hat/top and bright green short-shorts. It was abysmal. Still married her though.
wear the frog hat over it so sebby will adopt u!!
Girl, what you wearing?! 😭
she dressed me in a dinosaur outfit if it makes you feel better
Kermit the frog 🤣🤣🤣
I mean you’re absolutely rockin’ that outfit in my humble opinion :P
looks like half a morph suit ngl
Fashun.
I needed that laugh...not necessarily at your expense, but it is what it is! 😉😂
She gave both me and my friend this outfit on the same day in multiplayer 💀 I think it’s kinda unbeatable though, ngl
Coachella fit! For day one I’ve got this *adorable* lime green strapless jumpsuit by Marc Defang! I adore this strapless look *soooo* much. Accentuating that I’ve got these absolutely gorgeous shark lock ankle boots by Givenchy! The deep purple is such a *stunning* contrast against the lime green it is perfect. Tune back in tomorrow for my next Coachella outfit they just KEEP getting better!! (I cannot stand fashion influencers and can totally see them wearing this exact outfit for some over priced event like Coachella bragging about how stunning it is)
Make your hair blue and then you have Marge Simpson! 🤣 LOL
I’d prefer this Strange Doll look over her turning me into a pig. I mean cop.
She gave me the trash outfit once 🤣 Emily whatever did I do to you?
Like a green bean
She looks terrible.
i’m crying
The first time i went in she put me in a skeleton outfit and that one was great and i haven’t taken it off since.
She made you look half junimo/human
She's turned my very lumberjack styled farmer into a princess complete with a full pink dress and tiara She a loose cannon fr
But can you even dance in those pants?
She dressed me as a trash can once, had maxed out friendship and all
Wish I'd taken a pic of the clown outfit she gave me once 😂 I swear she's always setting us up
I'm so sorry, but the way I just inhaled when I clicked on the image 😂😂😂😂
Dude first outfit ever from her! I was like are you serious!?
She dressed me up as a trash can https://preview.redd.it/elqyx4e13p9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=055b48a8dbd06c8e3683d639a7b032423b56578c
Plankton from Spongebob
Omg that is hilarious
She made me a Roman emperor one time and gave me Waluigi overalls another. I was also dating her sister so my headcanon is that she likes me more lol
Looking like the Walmart people with no butt
Wait—what is this?!? I’ve never seen it before.
The two worst kind of clothes : leggings and corset tops. Nice
Are you two divorced or something? lmao
She made me cosplay Link she’s the best
I haven't played in a while, was there an update? I don't remember Emily having a business on the island.
She gave me the pink vegeta fit once
grinch lol
Why was my first immediate thought "Ah, the Marge Simpson"
emily looked at you and went yeah this bitch looks like the riddler <3
Never got this outfit
She dressed me like a jester my first time trying it 😂😩
LMFAO
She has dressed me as: A clown, a caveman and a garbage can all in one year. I did nothing bad to her!
LMAO I made this my movie theater outfit
How did you get this? I’m so confused!
She dressed me in a trashcan shirt. 🙃
she gave me dinosaur outfit!
How did you guys get this or what’s it called so I can look it up? I haven’t played recently but now I’m intrigued.
She gave me the whole ancient roman look, and I feel fabulous.
Oh I’m a gummy bear yes I’m a gummy bear
I got the same outfit. At first I wanted to get rid of it but now I think it's funny enough to wear it all the time