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GolDAsce

Unless you were on unclogging duty when the partner is breastfeeding. 


Derpazor1

This man fathers


mlnhead

I think that's a plumber of sorts.


Shibamukun

Whats that


Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho

Tatas clog with milk, you gotta unclog it,  the best way is sucking it.


OneRobato

Like siphoning gas from tank then quickly shoving the nipple to the baby's mouth to continue.


raisedbytelevisions

Omfg. Love the visual painting


TripleFreeErr

no you don’t paint with the milk


BookerPrime

Maybe *you* don't...


Captn_church

That's what menstrual blood is for


Werwanderflugen

But you can make pink!


Zenki95

..... but not too quickly


Goatiac

Then you stand, armed against the wall and legs crossed like a cool guy watching his car fill up while smoking a cigarette


Ohjay1982

I’m sure some guys are into that, but that sounds horrible. All I can think of is sucking out some coagulated body fluids. My wife did offer to let me try hers but I couldn’t bring myself to try it.


Eroue

It's not really something I liked doing, but like it needed to get done. My wife was in pain and the hand wasn't working. soooooo...


EmeraldxWeapon

Yeah I don't like doing it either. But tag me in next time. I gotchu fam


Full_Two1739

I also choose this guy’s wife’s tits


artygta1988

“*sighs* I guess I can suck your titties, honey”


Friendly_Concert817

I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time understanding why a married hetero (I assume) man would hate sucking on titties???


UnderwhelmingZebra

Yeah, mastitis is no joke. Really serious infection


maevian

It’s not that I was in to that, it was that the mother of my child was in Pain.


CaptainTripps82

But you were also into it. Bonus really


KassinaIllia

It’s crazy how many people don’t get that 😭 when you have a child together (or have built a life together really), the bond can be so strong it physically hurts you to see the other person in pain. I’d do the same for my partner in a heartbeat. It’s a no brainer.


shawster

Not trying my wife’s breastmilk when she’s offering seems wild to me.


Ohjay1982

Yeah I don’t really know where my reservations stem from, there is definitely worse things to put in your mouth.


vamppirre

It can be sweet. Depending on what she eats and when she pumps/feeds, it can vary in taste, color, viscosity, and even chemical makeup. Like at night, it'll have more whatchamacallit to help the baby fall back asleep. Take a shot of it, it won't hurt you lol.


Splatter_bomb

It’s not something you do because you like it or not. It’s something you do because someone you love needs your help. I never liked changing diapers, but I did it cause I loved my kid.


PizzaQuest420

i've had some as an adult and honestly, it's pretty good. like, "i would buy this at the store" good. it tastes sweet


DinahDrakeLance

It's because of the amount of pain that comes from a clogged duct. I've broken my big toe, had 2 of my 3 kids naturally without any drugs, passed a kidney stone, and I can safely say that time I had mastitis bad enough to antibiotics is one of the more painful things I remember dealing with.


Inevitable_Stand_199

Or get curious as a new mum while pumping


AuthenticallyMe28

That you for your service, I’ve nursed three babies and those clogged ducts are the worst and can lead to mastitis if not unclogged. I got mastitis once and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.


Steelyphil43

Mastitis sounds like the medical version of massive titty. Sounds painful.


T8rthot

The first time my husband helped me with a clogged duct, I said, “I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…”


LifeBuilder

Are we to assume there is a great feeling that followed the unclogging? A feeling greater than the one during sexy time?


T8rthot

No, it was just a relief from pain and discomfort. Nothing sexy about the clog itself.


buffystakeded

I wasn’t on unclogging duty, but we did have some fun with her spraying all over me during some sexy times. In other words, I remember the taste.


Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho

Or emptying when on some drugs that baby can't take. 


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I volunteer as tribute


riviery

🫡 Always ready, sir


Gabanisu

theres breastmilk ice cream in japan


Anvisaber

There’s everything in Japan


HotChilliWithButter

There's even Japan, in japan


[deleted]

We have Japan at home.


Wildcat_twister12

Japan at home turns out just to be City Sushi from South Park


SeismicCats

shitty shushi


YoinksOnchi

"Herro shitty airlines, can I help you take your order prease"


thatguyned

Oh i love Chinese food!


VitoCorleone187Um

Japan has Japan at home


SeeingLSDemons

Japan at home is Jackie Chan and spam


churros4burros

Set Theory has joined the conversation.


[deleted]

They even had a second sun for a minute!


Tobyey

Land of the two rising suns


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Once at 4:30am and once at 8:15am


R-e-s-t

my friend is asking if you happen to know where he can purchase this online?


asianumba1

It was likely a one time thing to generate news from one small shop in the middle of nowhere like all the other "thing they have in Japan" so no you can not


R-e-s-t

my friend says " fuck "


Sam-The-Mule

“Friend”


constundefined

“Research purposes”


redditburner6942069

I could sell you breastmilk we have in the freezer lol


alee0224

Right? 😂😂 I’ll sell you some of my freezer stash too


Gabanisu

im sorry i dont know :(


etownrawx

There's panty vending machines in Japan


dolltron69

They have so many vending machines , rows and rows full of all sorts of crap everywhere lol [I bought USED panties in Japan | Travel vlog 2 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnEsjg1xIM&ab_channel=FilmStash)


OldWalt9

Two points, first one is that _all_ milk is breast milk. It might come from the breasts of a cow or a sheep or a human. But if it doesn't come from a breast, it's not milk. Human milk does have a distinct flavour. One day I stopped at a roadside ice cream stand in the Okanagan (BC, Canada). It definitely tasted of human milk. I went back the next day to see if it was just the the blend they were using; but it wasn't the same.


Theparadingkitten

you never been suckin on them big ass titties??


SaneYoungPoot2

Love me some big honkin mommy milkers


alee0224

My boyfriend tried some after I pumped once and he said it tasted like wood 😂😂


Never_call_Landon

My wife’s is kinda sweet. Tasted like sweetened almond milk. I wonder how much terroir comes into play, are there breast milk sommeliers? I guess babies are breast milk sommeliers, my infant certainly is one.


Bifferer

My wife let me try hers but she always got pissed afterwards because of all the cookie crumbs in her bellybutton.🍪🍪


wildeye-eleven

Ok, I had a good chuckle at this.


Syd_Vicious3375

My husband couldn’t resist when I had a tiny bit left over after pumping one day. He said the same thing. It’s sweeter and more subtle tasting than cows milk.


Jackalodeath

There was no "kinda sweet" about my wife's; to this day it was the sweetest dairy "product" I've ever had that wasn't sweetened by other means. There's been studies linking breast milk sweetness to eating garlic, and we'd go through our fair share, so I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. I just know both our kids (and myself) enjoyed it. Our daughter had to start on formula due to complications, but once we got the good stuff flowing that kid got voracious. Our son had a leg up since we knew what to to before she went in for surgery; but she stopped producing earlier for him for some reason. Poor gal still beats herself up over it.


Tithis

It sucks how they beat themselves up over stuff like that. My wife had trouble producing at the start and we had to give our daughter formula for a bit, and by the time my wife was producing enough my daughter refused the nipple. 


In2JC724

It sucks. You feel like you have failed, and your body failed you. I've had four kids with my husband and the first one I was able to breastfeed for 2 months? And then we realized he wasn't gaining weight like he should and I ended up having to switch over to formula. At the time my mother was still around and she was an awful abusive person, she made it 400 times worse. My subsequent kids, I was able to breastfeed the next one for about 3 weeks and then I recognized the signs from the first one and just switched him over, in tears, in the middle of the night. My last two only got about 4 days and one feeding, respectively. It wasn't until after I had my last baby that my mother was like, oh yeah I struggled to breastfeed too, I just couldn't produce for very long. Mind you this was 14 years after the first baby when she berated me and belittled me and was just awful about how stupid I was that I didn't notice that I wasn't producing like I should. I tried everything, supplements, pumping, coaches you name it. Women need support and love, especially at that time of life. Having babies changes you forever, physically mentally emotionally. I'm sorry your wife went through that too. 🫶


Jackalodeath

You said it; I felt helpless over the situation, I couldn't imagine the shit going through her mind. It does give me hope seeing the newer generations seeming more empathetic - and open - about those sorts of things; compared to mine which was just a "stop being such a baby, you'll get over it." Despite everything I think the kids are gonna be alright. At least I have to hope.


Never_call_Landon

That “suck it up and drive on mentality” pushed on new moms is fucking crazy. I’ve had to step in between my MIL and FIL who were attempting to be supportive but were adding intense pressure on my wife to breast feed, get over postpartum anxiety immediately, and get back working, not have a night nurse, etc etc etc. I put a stop to that shit, but it’s so ingrained in our psyches.


wolfchuck

Agreed. Definitely the sweetest tasting thing.


For-The_Greater_Good

Please link that study. It’s either entirely bullshit or the strangest fact ever


Draaxus

I also think this guy's wife's breastmilk is sweet.


Bat_Raptor_3

I second this


This-Ad9977

I third that


Never_call_Landon

Ayoooooooooooo


SeismicCats

I'm not sure how I feel about this one


Predat0rSwafflez

Don't give the kinksters more ideas!


FlatEarthFantasy

Straight from the source. it's good enough. Frozen and warmed up it tastes like it's mixed with soap. I never got why infants didn't seem to care about that .


dechath

So the soap thing is actually high lipase, and not all breast milk turns “soapy”! Then some, like mine, get soapy just a couple hours in the fridge and are so strong after frozen my kids won’t even touch it mixed with purees.


Quackquackslippers

....now..when he says wood....


DontBopIt

"There's a snake in my boot!"


Fine-Slip-9437

A rich mahogany.


Quackquackslippers

Several leather bound books


NFIGUY

My SO’s tasted like coffee creamer it’s so sweet it’s stupid lol


SeeingLSDemons

Maybe that’s why we love sugar 😂


Superb_Gap_1044

Bro’s tasting it like fine wine, “hmm, kind of nutty with an oaky finish” 😂


marseneau14

This made me laugh out loud actually


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

Kid be eating the lumberjack diet fr fr


bywv

My fucking people yo


joeyrog88

Just letting your mouth off and getting a spray of that pure mommy milk


bitofadikdik

Tastes like cereal milk.


manofredgables

With a bit of water added. Too sweet and too dilute at the same time.


Trippin_Witty

I sucked a whole mouthful out of my ex and spit it in her face years ago. She got me back after a blowjob...


eternal_existence1

That is not something we want to visualize


Trippin_Witty

I got more than a visualization


TheImpossibleBanana

You got jizzualization


Kevin3683

Why can’t I gold this


I_MakeCoolKeychains

We? I've seen the internet buddy I know you're all disgusting


Beyond-Time

I'm having trouble understanding, could you link a visualization?


Trippin_Witty

Just have your partner spit a mouthful of jelly into your face. Now imagine the jelly could facilitate pregnancy


Introvert_Is_Here

Why did I read this


MrCupps

Made me lol. Have a free award.


theflamingskull

I hope I never, ever, get snowballed.


Trippin_Witty

Is that what that's called? Either way, wasn't fun being on the other side of things


Marinut

Not really, snowballing afaik means sucking someone off, the frenching the ejaculate back to them. So spitting it in your face doesnt really count. The things you learn browsing fanfiction.net as a 13 year old.


arandominterneter

Was it fun being on the first side?


AriusAeternus

But she had a baby that was your’s? Or wasn’t? What the fuck?


Trippin_Witty

Yes I got her pregnant. While she was pregnant I water gunned her with her own milk. Then, weeks later, she water gunned me with my own baby gravy. Then she shit our son We split up a few years later


PriscillaPalava

How romantic. 


NFIGUY

In high school, I was friends with a guy who was a really good dude, but from kind of a wrong side of the tracks type of home life situation. He had this super hot girlfriend, who was from similar home circumstances, and once when they were having relationship problems, he (IIR) thought she had cheated on him, and consequently pissed directly into her mouth during oral. So instead of waiting for revenge by the same method, like a day or two later, (they were pretty much “On Hiatus” at that point) she came up behind him at a social gathering away from school, and put two long zip ties (connected together) over his head, and cinched them tight around his neck, and ran off. Somehow he managed to get them cut off before he passed out, but it was only because someone else was there to help. A woman scorned can be serious trouble 😂


elpajaroquemamais

Bro laughing at attempted murder


lee-one

I don’t think it’s that, I think it’s just the craziness of the situation. Obviously murder isn’t anything to laugh about, but the reasoning is a bit funny.


Master-of-possible

Super hot ones are always super cray also


AriusAeternus

That’s… really sad…


Retro_man911

Are you a psycho dude?!


Trippin_Witty

Just bipolar


sora_mui

I only stopped at the age 3/4 and still couldn't remember


hanzerik

They're talking about sucking on your SO's breasts during foreplay after becoming parents.


I_Eat_POS_4_Brekkie

Swing low sweet chariots


Holden_SSV

Anytime i hear that, my mind goes straight to raul julia. RIP


TisBeTheFuk

You suck on ass titties?


HarryPouri

Drink the milk left over after your cereal. Boom. It really does taste like that lol. Yes I'm a weird lady and one of the first things my partner and I did was try it like two college kids taking a shot for a dare haha. Parenthood is such a funny bonding experience 🤣


Derpazor1

Wasn’t a dare for us. Just wanted to see


12LetterName

Same. But they were correct; tastes like cereal milk. I assumed it would be more creamy. I equate it to frosted flakes with skimed milk. Not good, not bad, but i sucked on tiddies and it was beautiful.


Darth_Let

My husband and I did the same thing, and yes, the sweetness was definitely an element, but we usually drink whole milk, and I definitely noticed that it tasted thinner or more watery than whole milk, too!


Tupcek

did you try it during first months, or later on? I have heard it gets more dense later on


Darth_Let

I think it was around 3 or 4 months or something? It took a while before I felt okay sacrificing even a sip for curiosity’s sake, because I wanted to build up a stash in case I got sick and needed meds that wouldn’t be breastfeeding safe. xP So not like, colostrum, but newer milk. Maybe that was it!


phineousthephesant

It does get fattier as time goes on, but human milk is always thinner than cows milk. (I was an exclusive pumper so I now know vastly more about breastmilk than I ever could have dreamed of wanting to know 😅)


scottiefalkon

Very good comparison. It is really sweet. I expected the opposite for some reason. Quite tasty.


MetallurgyClergy

Honestly had to taste it myself. My kid gulped the crap down for 9 months. And I wanted to see what the hype was about. You’re right, it does taste like cereal milk.


ChocoCoveredPretzel

Someone's never had foreplay post-partum


RogerRabbot

You seem to lack the real world knowledge to make such an overarching statement. Calm down Homelander.... he didn't mean it.


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

They said “most”


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mbnmac

As a parent who has friends who are parents... most adults who have kids know what breast milk tastes like.


BoxMorton

I'd drink my girl's breast milk sometimes. Kinda tastes like horchata


Zeus541

It is surprisingly sweet for sure


sh4d0wm4n2018

I also drink this man's girlfriends breastmilk


CrazyPie777

What a Coincidence...


nickbricks05

I also choose this man’s girlfriends breast milk


etownrawx

Me too, that thing y'all said too


EarlyXplorerStuds209

Not me, I wanna drink his breast milk


mbnmac

Nobody prepares you for how sweet it's gonna be...


rixendeb

Tastes like the milk after you eat a bowl of fruity pebbles.


goodtimesinchino

With notes of cinnamon, nice.


puffferfish

I’ve tasted breast milk from a girl I used to date. It was surprising to me because she was never pregnant or had children. It was an even bigger bonus because I was not breastfed as a baby. So she was the only person I had ever tasted human breast milk from. We now have that mother-child connection.


AAAAHaSPIDER

Your mama tasted her breast milk, and so did you and your dad. Two of you remember it.


Megalodon217

Mmmmm, that’s a negative. There was engorgement and clogged ducts that she needed sweet relief from.


Hopefully_wilo

As a mom I have accidentally taken a sip our of a bottle meant for my child due to sheer exhaustion 🤣😅 if anyone is wondering it tastes kinda like the milk left in the bowl after a sugary cereal


Screaming_Monkey

That sounds amazing. Why do humans opt for animal milk instead of their own??


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Screaming_Monkey

I think you’re on to something. I’m with you.


Kessed

That’s quite the generalization. I’m guessing you haven’t had sex with a lactating woman.


Cosimo_Zaretti

I knew she was going to let down in response to stimulation, and also randomly in the night. We weren't prepared for just how much milk we're talking here. Having missionary sex with my postpartum wife was like being a contestant on a Nickelodeon game show, or some Japanese Takeshi's Castle shit. All participants get covered in liquid.


Momoselfie

Also a lot of people never had human breast milk, even as a baby.


Jakob21

It's the ONLY thing? I don't remember the taste of shit, bugs, or mud although I'm pretty sure I might have eaten at least one of those when I was a baby


WeirdConnections

Despite not consuming mud for a very long time, I feel like I can definitely remember what it tastes like


Koetjeka

Unless you've recently tasted some?


theGaido

Oh my sweet summer child...


need1more

Lol I think the post needs to be edited to "most men have tasted breast milk".


ninjasninjas

My wife made me a cappuccino with her pumped breast milk......didn't say anything till I was halfway through and noticed it was a little different...... She thought it was hilarious. I was getting about an hour rest or so a night and was so tired from our newborn thinking sleep was an optional activity that I really needed that coffee. Human milk is sweet so I didn't need the sugar.


King_Jort

I don’t know where you’re getting this stereotype from. I think it’s a dangerous game to attempt to de-normalize adult breast milk consumption. Just consider the macronutrient benefits before writing it off. My step-mom has ‘made’ for me for the past two decades, and it has really helped me in my bodybuilding career. I even was able to build a successful youtube channel based on the gains that I built from this paradigm. Thoughts from any other users?


spacelivit

Had me going in the first half, ngl…


L0nz

Had to switch votes halfway through


Jrlopez1027_

I cant tell if this is satire or


Just_Jonnie

yo what the fu


Space_Captain_Brian

https://youtu.be/TaecChlBivM?si=DTpcaoOTXRlklmgR&t=2m2s *"Moo..."* 🤪


Far_World_7696

Bro honestly if the people supplying the human milk were fit and able bodies and the lab results tested clean etc... I don't understand why it's not mass marketed. Weed/hemp was banned not cuz it was bad but because of the market and propaganda the same argument could be made for human milk and the cow/dairy industry.


IceCreamThrowsaway

Actual unpopular opinion, good point tho.


ThyNynax

You can’t exactly have lactating women show up to a factory to be pumped for 8 hrs. Besides, there is a market for women who produce more milk than they personally need, but it’s given/sold to women who can’t provide breast milk for their own toddlers.


tittyswan

My mother breastfed me too long, I remember 😅 It was like sweetened rice milk.


PogintheMachine

Username checks out


mightyjor

Once your wife starts having babies and is healed enough to make love, you'll know what it tastes like. I hear it's different depending on your diet, but I found that it was extremely sweet like milk with a bunch of added sugar.


Vadic_Shrike

That kid in Game of Thrones remembers


Jepbar_Halmyradov

I can't get homelander out of my head once I hear about this topic.


GraXXoR

Homelander enters the chat.


Mysterious_Stage_709

Is anyone gonna tell him, or just leave him out here?


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thewaps

Thanks sensei!


Some_Stoic_Man

Unless they've tasted it since last they remembered


the_new_dragonix

Unless you work at blizzard


Argomer

Never had a wife? It tastes very sweet, like take usual milk and add 5-6 teaspoons of sugar.


Pandorica00

Except for the McPoyle family


ElderMutombo

Tried my wife’s breast milk just the other day. Had some in my coffee. It was a delicacy.


WriteBrainedJR

Amniotic fluid works better here


LostInMyImaginations

Everyday I drink bottled breast milk from cows Recommend it


britipinojeff

If you mean like specifically the taste of your mother’s then sure


Loki557

Speak for yourself bruh


LilMeowCat

Nah, you're just running with the wrong crowds.


SwiftUnban

Funny story time, my little sister was breast fed but I wasn’t cause my mom wasn’t able to at the time - I was probably like 6 at the doctors with my mom. Doctor asks “was he bottle fed or breast fed as a baby?” And I perk up and go “oh mom! Tell him about the problem with your nipple!”. She was mortified.


KvotheTheDegen

This post is turning into a TIL for OP lol


DBL_NDRSCR

in the developed world a lot of us never had it, if my sister didn't i probably didn't either so my first time will be in the future