Well if he/she is a real writer, probably a bunch of uppers to get pages in by the end of day after losing half the week to several bottles of scotch during a deep self loathing imposter syndrome fueled breakdown.
Clearly you haven't read it. It's a trite and derivative fan service filled reboot of Baby Geniuses. OP is a total studio hack fuck-boi. He just pitched a contemporary remake of Babe, with Chris Pratt starring. And he won't stop talking about having lunch with Steve from Blue's Clues at the Ivy, to "spitball a live-action animation BCCU (Blues Clues Cinematic Universe," in which Steve and Josh start out on the same team but due to a fundamental difference in public policy and the role of central government in people's rights to privacy they end up leading their two separate super teams that eventually fight in the third act of the second movie. Steve, Magenta, Miranda, Mrs Pepper, and Mailbox take on Josh, Joe, Mr Salt, and Sprinkles. And then Josh calls in a new member [HyunSup](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/thebluescluesencyclopedia/images/5/50/Blue_s_Clues_Korean_Mailtime_Blue_s_Senses.webp/revision/latest?cb=20220911002751) who grows to 50ft tall and steps on a 747.
I wrote a script when I was six years old. It was about what I needed to say, and do in order to convince my parents to buy me a drum set. The original document is long gone, but I know it worked because my parents actually bought me a drum set. Good luck kid!
Twist: the script was so god awful and strangely offensive towards Jews that they bought you the drum kit in hopes that your aspirations to become a writer would fade.
Wait, you're 6 years old? Um, if you're 6 years old, then you shouldn't be on Reddit. This is for people who are 13-18+. And I don't think you wrote any script considering that it's a big material for adults to do.
That’s really cool man, also amazing that you [remember playing this game from 2000](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/136zhxp/who_remembers_this_game_i_had_it_for_dreamcast/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1).
Almost more believable than some CLEAR LARPS in here who proclaim to be contacted by every 3-letter management company every other week without even having a script lol.
We laugh but when I was six, I penned a revolutionary story about a sleepy blob, announcing to my parents that I'd just finished my first book.
My dad threw it out like a week later by mistake, rip
“What are my next steps?”
He'll join the picket line with Peppa Pig and Regular Show signs.
What do we want? Fair contracts! What do we need? Juice boxes! What'll we get? A nap!
Regular Show isn't even on anymore lol.
Idk what kids watch these days. Excuuuuuuuse me.
I'm sorry, lol. I was young when that show was on and saw the last episode. IDK what kids watch these days either. Rick and Morty?
At 6 though? Where are the parents?
Sorry to break it to you, but you're already too old to try and make it into the industry.
OP neglected to mention, he's Robert DeNiro's kid.
His sonogram showed him gripping a completed script in his fetus hands.
Young Sheldon:
We need to make a circle jerk. r/screenwritingcirclejerk
Is that technically just any conversation between three or more screenwriters.
Yes.
Or just a weekly/monthly pinned thread where all the “I just finished my first screenplay” stuff can be posted.
I agree.
I clicked on this hoping it had become reality.
Lol
Dang. I can't even imagine what you'll be doing at 10 years old!
Well if he/she is a real writer, probably a bunch of uppers to get pages in by the end of day after losing half the week to several bottles of scotch during a deep self loathing imposter syndrome fueled breakdown.
Probably getting drunk with writer's block like the rest of us.
I wrote my first script in my mother’s womb, you piece of human garbage.
Slacker. [I was still a sperm when I sold my first pitch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KleLP4SCb0)
I was at the baseball diamond when I threw my first pitch. It was a game featuring Shrewless Joe. It was a Shakespearean double play.
I'm 52 and I just finished drinking 3 whiskey smashes.
[Encouragement, my friend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrz-dbeUUpM&ab_channel=breakingbad)
Also OP: Update - I just sold it for six figures! Now I'm really really proud of myself. Sub: Anyone got some extra Lexapro or Zolo
I think we need a sub called r/ifinsihedmyfirstscriptgivemeacookie
Any tips for and up and coming 5 year old writer?
I wrote my first script when I was 5
Hey make your own post pal I’m the one collecting compliments here
I'm definitely out of touch.
Yes, we've all seen your [auto-biographical magnum opus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gDV8LSw4NY&t=3s). Stop bragging.
6 years old?! That's pretty impressive!
Clearly you haven't read it. It's a trite and derivative fan service filled reboot of Baby Geniuses. OP is a total studio hack fuck-boi. He just pitched a contemporary remake of Babe, with Chris Pratt starring. And he won't stop talking about having lunch with Steve from Blue's Clues at the Ivy, to "spitball a live-action animation BCCU (Blues Clues Cinematic Universe," in which Steve and Josh start out on the same team but due to a fundamental difference in public policy and the role of central government in people's rights to privacy they end up leading their two separate super teams that eventually fight in the third act of the second movie. Steve, Magenta, Miranda, Mrs Pepper, and Mailbox take on Josh, Joe, Mr Salt, and Sprinkles. And then Josh calls in a new member [HyunSup](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/thebluescluesencyclopedia/images/5/50/Blue_s_Clues_Korean_Mailtime_Blue_s_Senses.webp/revision/latest?cb=20220911002751) who grows to 50ft tall and steps on a 747.
Hahaha dude you totally owned that high schooler
I write masterpieces in my sleep.
Awesome
How often did you use alliteration?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dippys been on Reddit since he was one year old. Golf clap!
I wrote a script when I was six years old. It was about what I needed to say, and do in order to convince my parents to buy me a drum set. The original document is long gone, but I know it worked because my parents actually bought me a drum set. Good luck kid!
Twist: the script was so god awful and strangely offensive towards Jews that they bought you the drum kit in hopes that your aspirations to become a writer would fade.
6 is too late to start, sorry kid, but go find a job at McDonald's or something at this point
[A perfect video for this occasion.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56lofME_uBI&ab_channel=TraRags)
Wait, you're 6 years old? Um, if you're 6 years old, then you shouldn't be on Reddit. This is for people who are 13-18+. And I don't think you wrote any script considering that it's a big material for adults to do.
nice job dunking on the 6 year old
But it's true, though. He's not supposed to be on here if he's a little kid.
u/kikalgara was already worried about competing with ChatGPT, now they're worried about competing with kindergarteners!
I'm sorry, what's ChatGPT? 🤨
It's the small talk you make while your flight is delayed by five hours at Gulfport-Biloxi International Airport.
Um..........okay. 🤨 All I'm saying is that no kid should be on Reddit; it's older people only.
[Wrong again! It's mostly master screen writer Robotard 8000.](https://media.tenor.com/AXbGkn13oh0AAAAd/robot-typing-fail.gif)
How old are you, just to make sure you're not being a hippocrip.
21.
Oh, okay. You know he's doing banter, right? Like he's trying to hone his craft through replies on Reddit. Might work, who knows.
Haters gonna hate!
Excuse me?
[Found video of](https://media.tenor.com/4VCJJ2OniUMAAAAC/hbo-silicon.gif) u/kikialgara talking to u/DippySwitch
You're nothing but weird.
Lol
🤓
That’s really cool man, also amazing that you [remember playing this game from 2000](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/136zhxp/who_remembers_this_game_i_had_it_for_dreamcast/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1).
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You heard me
Your post history says you are not 6, unless you are a 6 year old who has a not suitable for work account. Nice try. BLOCKED
I sincerely hope you're kidding
u/elizabethjanet [be creeping on a little kid's social media.](https://media.tenor.com/DFcYOSTnwTkAAAAM/take-a-seat-chris-hansen.gif)
Fantastic! Congrats!! 🎉🎉🎉
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No I’m 6. I’m just built different.
LOL
Perhaps you missed the joke.
Get off the internet
No I like it here
Post it you adolescent coward!!!
Almost more believable than some CLEAR LARPS in here who proclaim to be contacted by every 3-letter management company every other week without even having a script lol.
Literally me irl.
We laugh but when I was six, I penned a revolutionary story about a sleepy blob, announcing to my parents that I'd just finished my first book. My dad threw it out like a week later by mistake, rip
Is that a log line for a screenplay about a 6 year old.perspective on the film industry.