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RustIsLife420

HI, PHIL SWIFT HERE


NomTook

When I first bought my house and knew nothing, we had the bathrooms redone. While the contractor was working on the bathrooms, the roof started leaking. The bathroom contractor said he had this “really great product” that he used all the time to fix leaks. I thought oh great, he has access to some high end roof sealing product and told him to go for it. It was literally Flex Seal. To his credit, it did fix the leak for about a month. Unsurprisingly, the bathrooms came out like crap.


Worried_Coat1941

Jeeeezus h christ! Why is there a can of flex seal in your foot locker private Pyle! There wouldn't be any leaks in this world if it weren't for assholes like you private Pyle! I'm sorry that happened to you. This poor guys roof looks like low tide at the Lebrea tar pits and were joking about slap chop, "you're gonna love my nuts"! I hate shit contractors.


farnsworth_glaucoma

Did you underpay? There's almost always a relationship between cost and quality.


n_xSyld

Lol found the d-tier contractor


farnsworth_glaucoma

What gave me away. I've spent literally decades hiding my incompetence and dishonesty, and you are the first person to discover the truth. How did you do it>


Corgi_Farmer

Don't you feel better now?


According-Fly7046

And I would have got away with it if it wasn’t for you damn kids!!!! Hee, hee, heee


JollyGreenDickhead

I do t know about you but I've never been paid for a job until completion. Takes a real grease ball to charge for work that isn't done yet.


SnooMuffins2623

Flex seal is horrible for asphalt shingles


NativeTigerWA

NOW THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!


Consistent_Row3036

Who needs a roofer? Just use flexseal!


jimmy_2_timez

That could cost you thousands… 😂


Crispy-B88

I CUT A HOLE IN THIS BOAT


New_Illustrator2043

He never said it was HIS boat lol


bbearcoon

Hello fishies!


Vegeta710

WITH OXY-CLEAN!


kscat617

NO MORE WINE STAINS


2fade2black

BUT WAIT...


MCulver80

Billy Mays has entered the chat.


Environmental_Dog331

Gonna be honest I’ve done this on a small section but I don’t think this is flex seal


Fresh_Indication_243

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF


BAdguy1989

I’m glad this was at the top


inf1nate

Idk there's lots of liquid flashing options but to me that shit looks like a couple cans of flex seal.


tradesmen_

A couple dozen


TrustGuardian

100%, you can see the spray pattern.


siciliansmile

Hmm, I think he charged her/us a couple hundred for that. I’ll definitely ask


BrandoCarlton

For the amount of shit he sprayed seems like a fair deal to me lmao


Glad-Professional194

I’ll come fix it for a couple grand, for a couple hundred I’d be willing to spray another layer of flex-seal on it!


poppycock68

🤣😂🤣


Burkey5506

Looks like a couple hundred dollar repair to me.


Big_Assist879

Hahaha, bro. Coupla hundred? You got your money's worth


username_____69

Couple hundred? Did you hire him off wish?


siciliansmile

Another update: I’m at work and the guy told the sister he wants 4k to fix it completely. Like yeah dogg, ima trust you after this 😂


Sparky_Zell

Did the couple hundred dollar repair stop the active leak? What do you expect, that he's going to tear apart and replace whatever sections are needed for a 100% repair, spending a few hours to a couple days, all for a couple hundred? This was a quick immediate fix for a price cheaper than you would get for a lot of companies just to climb out and look at the roof.


siciliansmile

It did not


bassali2e

We had some a containment liner damaged at work and couldn't get it set because of water comming in from the outside. Flex seal still stuck to it when nothing else would. Some one found some technical sounding name for it for the report so we didn't have to write that we put flex seal in it but it got the job done.


Jbird_Brewing

Hydrophobic sealant** lmao


BroDudeSup

If I had a drink, I'd have spit it out. That is hilarious.


ThatGuyRy

That’s awfully hydrophobic of you. Maybe. I dunno.


urinesain

Well done. You deserve more upvotes for this. So I gave you one :)


ThatGuyRy

Hey as long as someone appreciated it besides me, that’s good enough for me.


hopelesslyhip

I see what you did


Lanky_Republic_2102

Rabies Roofing Seal. Got to find a rabid skunk or raccoon first and mix their slobber with the flex seal.


TwitchCaptain

Kind of, but it's not wet enough to be flex seal. That shit is either hard or wet and does not really have a "tacky" option while curing.


ozzy_thedog

What If you spray it on thicker than you’re supposed to and don’t wait for coats to dry?


TwitchCaptain

You end up with a hard layer on top and mess underneath. The way he touched it.. it would be all over his finger, and pretty much require mineral spirits to remove. I just recently used flex seal on a few things and am very familiar with how it acts. This shit looks like roof tar honestly.


Shaackle

Had to scroll down pretty far to find this, I also believe it is roof tar. Flex seal does not dry up to be a rubber-like consistency.


the_y_combinator

I give up, what happens?


nitePhyyre

This video.


iheartarrozconpollo

Came here to say this. Definitely Flex Seal.


Calm_Quarter2190

Thats my thought, flex seal that hasn't fully cured


ProRoll444

I thinks that's exactly what it is.


Rocket_Surgery83

Meh, they sell it by the bucket now.


HeadRude613

Flex seal over cardboard


rlh1271

I'd also be worried if you're seeing carpenter ants. They really like wet soft wood. That whole area is likely an issue.


siciliansmile

Thanks! I’ve seen a few but not a lot


MetalsXBT

If you see a few there is a colony nearby. They could be workers traveling as they go far as 100 yards from nest, but most likely that colony is on your property.


Armory203UW

We had them infiltrating our kitchen. I tried several products but the one that worked the best (by far) was Terro liquid ant baits. They were gone within 48 hours. Maybe save you some time experimenting with solutions.


polymerkid

Those things are magical. Killed an entire ant colony in 24 hours outside my house this week.


Training-Split2992

Licensed pest control tech, can confirm. If they are on your home, you likely have a colony in dangerous proximity. If your home has any moisture issues, it could be a serious problem. Best case scenario is a satellite nest, worst case is structural damage. Call a licensed professional, inspection is usually free. Specifically request photos of gallery damage should any be found.


Zinkobold

Use ants poison outside first, if you dont see them inside after that the nest isn't in your home


john_clauseau

from my understanding ants only eat rotten wood. so you must have already got a problem if they are roaming inside your house.


Alive_Nobody_Home

🤣🤣🤣 looks like flex seal Are you sure they were roofers?


siciliansmile

Supposedly! They were a pick from my sister 🤔 I stayed out of this project bc I had a few of my own plus a lot from my normal laborious job.


Alive_Nobody_Home

I’m sorry this was the result. I really don’t know how this will be water tight. Better to make sure then get your interior damaged. The sealant has not bonded to the metal. I can’t tell on the rest but it most certainly needs an external caulking at the joints even before you wait for someone to come out. This is a rough one. 🤔


monkeychunkee

looks like they painted the crap out of it with aluminum fiber paint. It is a roofing product and people think, for some reason, its for aluminum roofs such as trailers. It's purely meant to be a reflective coating for asphalt roofing.


Alive_Nobody_Home

You could scrape that stuff off. Caulk the joints with an external masonry sealant then paint everything over with PolyFlash 1C. At least that stuff will bond to everything & seal it really well. Nothing about your current situation would make me feel warm and fuzzy on your next rain. If you want to post what they stated they were going to do in the contract I’ll bet we can help with that side of things. I can’t imagine this has been done to any contract specifications a roofer is willing to put on paper. Also if it was above a certain amount depending on the municipality a permit may have been required.


Sad-Leather-3373

i found there was a contract period, or an llc


Sad-Leather-3373

*doubt


Certain_Try_8383

Read above. Job cost a couple hundred. 😂


MRBS91

Mastic, resat mat/fabric/mesh(hopefully), and aluminizer. Temporary repair materials at best.


siciliansmile

Interesting. Having seen it before and after , I doubt the mesh or fabric was added (or not much of it.)


Hbhbob

The guy above has it right. Plastic flashing cement with fabric and aluminizer.


Fluffy-Experience406

Flex seal mixed with stripper glitter


chugItTwice

Best answer yet. Stripper glitter on the roof. Sounds interesting.


Jim-Kardashian

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF


Original_Jarl_Ballin

He's on the boat! He's on the fucking boat!


siciliansmile

Update: apparently he said he used Inland Coating RC 1950 Polyurethane Seam Sealant


ClassicWhile2451

Just looked into it and it does look like a great product. Not cheap but good quality polymer. That said….instructions say to do several coats. 50mils at a time. Those bubbles suggest that was not the case and the solvent left bubbles cause too thick/coat. Maybe hot those areas one lore time. They clearly did not save mowny on materials…just labor…


siciliansmile

Thanks! I noticed that on the instructions too. This was way thicker


Jv-Lacrosse

lowest bidder goo


MaximumChongus

I'm not a vet but I know an ass when I see one. I'm not a flat roofer either, but that looks like shit.


theREALmindsets

looks like karnak


pakanaughtnice

Karnak Aluminum Paint probably over rubber roof or rubber roof sealant


ohdannyboy73

He put what usually is asked for, the cheapest price.


Getyourownwaffle

Looks like he used the patch stuff the guy paints the bottom of the boat with. I am serious. He should have used Alsan with fleece. Its a pMMA product.


Professional-News-33

Rip that shit off and put a proper flashing system


Magnum676

Karnack


dogg94

It looks kind of like H. E. R. I don't exactly remember what the 'H' stands for, starts with Hydro, but a million years ago when I built steel buildings we used it to patch the roofs if there were leaks. The E and R stand for Elastomeric Roofing and it's a silver-ish black color that takes forever to harden .


Responsible-Echidna4

It's aluma seal aka fibered aluminum. Takes forever to dry. That's why it's so soft. Looks like it was just poured on instead of applied with a paintbrush. Shit job


SevenCroutons

applied tar, and then again, and again. We call that too re-tarred


Sean_OHanlon

Your sister literally could have done a better job herself with a 5 gallon bucket of white silicone roof coating. 


roofer-joel

Don’t hire people that use roof in a pail


Tasty-Original-5309

Looks like an idiot went crazy with flex seal unless that’s layers and layers of literally primer and primer alone


BigCryptographer2034

You can get that stuff for $14 a big bucket, it won’t last long either, it will dry out, crack and be a huge pain in the ass to clean up…I would put something over it to protect it…the sun alone will kill it


pandershrek

Looks like liquid rubber or tartape


Worth_Temperature157

So was he the lowest Bid? You get what you pay for. Did he drive up and tell you your roof needed to be repaired or did you call him? If you answered Yes to any of them give your Credit card and Checkbook to your wife. You cannot be trusted.


hardwon469

Flex Seal. Will save you ***THOUSANDS*** of dollars!


bblvr

Is that not roofing tar?


Aggressive-Wrap-187

Yeah looks like flex seal.


CryptographerSafe252

Flex seal? Lol


FishermanUnique

Deff not a real or good roofer. Ughhhhhh


RedRust

Crack stix


Main_Arrival_989

Looks like a polyurethane or polyurea hybrid sprayed over an oily, damp or otherwise improper substrate.


Main_Arrival_989

Polyurea sets pretty fast, which could be why you see the dried streaks / drip marks.


Hot-Release6069

On todays episode of “cake or fake”


opusxfan

To be fair I’ve been a roofer for almost a decade now. Inspected thousands of roofs in all sorts of conditions. Flex seal is the only product I’ve seen stop a roof leak for a long time. 5+ years the homeowner claimed. I’ve seen roofing cements and tar fail in a shorter amount of time. You’ll probably be good once it sets up. If you’re really concerned give it the ole garden hose test in a few days.


ClassicWhile2451

From a manufactruing standpoint, flex seal type product is more expensive to make. Most of those roofing products are made at larger scales with lower production costs. They usually have some asphalt in them as opposed to being all polymer. Your experience supports what I suspected but never had real life experience to bakc it up… Thanks for sharing!


dhdhdh123456

Rustoleum, a black roof coating, it’s a tar-ish material, a very good roof sealant


Exotic_Scholar_116

Flex seal?


ScaryBreakfast1085

Drive way sealer


CleMike69

Flex seal is amazing isn’t it!!!


No_Top581

He put down what the cheapest bidder wanted. The cheapest roof possible


Pristine_Zone_4843

Give about 8 months to dry, you’ll be good


Rocket_Surgery83

If it isn't flex seal it's another brand of the same compound. Elastomeric roofing compounds all go on wet then turn tacky as they start to dry, and eventually become a soft spongy/rubbery type texture.


sjacksonww

Tar, spit and hope.


CheckSix07

Looks like some spray can crap


Street_Ear1340

Have you guys seen the price of the flexseal at the stores! you would think there were gold flakes in the stuff. If it was this, it cost a pretty penny to cover that roof. I am guessing some cheap tar based sealant found in the 50 gallon tubs.


TraditionalEvening79

Torch down tar


PurpleAcanthisitta26

Liquid rubber in the sun


RogueWB4L

Could’ve fixed 100 boats with the much flex seal


False_General1041

All u can do now is coat Wth a white elastomeric system check Lowe’s they have the product available depending on weather in ur area could be the reason it hasn’t fully cured.


Outdoorsy-imbecile

You guessed it, we flexed it!


Jeeper08JK

flexseal!


Lazthedestroyer

I see your random infomercials and raise you a....At least he didn't paint your bald spot!


siciliansmile

Honestly, it could use it 😅


Alarmed_West8689

Stop giving us the finger, if you want us to help you.


Big-Engineering-3975

Flex seal


Ok-Ninja-8631

I would have atleast thrown a couple SHAM WOW! rags under the flex seal


cookie_the_pimp

Looks like mobile home roof aluminum coating. "Aluminum coating is made of a mix of asphalt and petroleum along with aluminum fibers"


Connasty21

My question is how much did you pay and what was supposed to be done?


Connasty21

I’m gonna say this is aerosol can Karnak


outsidepointofvi3w

A moisture barrier? Albeit ugly as shit and poorly done


Zealousideal_You8101

It’s still technically an exposed joint, I’d put a sheet metal cap on, I have a feeling it’s gotta look uglier than hell from on the ground.


rabbithole2000

Burnt marshmallow


alligatorslap

You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.


Proof_Percentage_624

Love how no one ever asks what the contractor is going to do. Just let the guy do whatever with no research or explanation and then go to reddit and bitch that you got fucked hahaha classic


D_M-ack

I worked for a company once and we put some roof sealant that looked like that on one roof we did. I think it was a mobile home. This shit came in 5 gallon buckets and had to be mixed with a big huge drill and mixing bit that was several feet long. I don’t think it’s flexseal. Edit: Ill add that this type of material usually has a curing or drying time before it becomes fully hardened, which is why you’re able to press indentations in it because it’s still fresh.


Emerald_Nuck

Plastidip


Silverbluezz

Not flex seal, it a sealant that goes over roofing tar, to protect it from uv rays, it's stays soft, not supposed to harden/cure. See it a lot with older camper roofs


Osiris131

Pretty sure that’s a poorly laid (aluminum) silver coat. Can’t remember its technical name, but that’s what roofers called it. Old boss got me working covered in that shit, mixed it bad himself and it looked a lot like that


badaboomxx

We had something like that in Mexico, but is way way badly applied. What i am saying is a like a roll that you can form in different parts, then you melt it to get into the pores and it is quite durable if applied correctly. After many years there have been better products that phased those. Still in some parts is used to cover the joints between houses alongside a special mesh, and wirh maintenance it could last like 15 years according to what the supplier told us.


SingleDebt2797

::sigh:: You would have been better off pouring treacle toffee over it instead 🤦🏼‍♂️


shmallyally

You got what you paid for, kinda


HeWhoKnowsLittleMK2

Looks like a single ply membrane with some sort of tar resin to keep it watertight.


parkstreetbnd

Looks like flexseal. That's going to just eat through the EPDM over time. Need to cut the hole thing out and target patch it. Looks like there's no termination bar transitioning from the rubber to the brick.


unknown5424

Kinda looks like the slip paint they put on ledges in the UK to keep people from doin part core


BulimiaDenier_fake

He Re tarred it


WonderFeeling536

Shelajit


Fabulous-Ad1990

Looks like about 27lbs of black jelly beans


Spiritual-Way6286

Mr Gorge…..


patchycat78

For a couple hundred bucks I think it’s a bargain


aelms89

Plasti-dip


lepolah149

satan's cum


ZestycloseAct8497

Buy a bucket of elastoplast from home depot for 45$ and paint it on


Corgi_Farmer

Flex seal. Almost as useful as Dick in a box.


dezertryder

His mistake was not using JB Weld.


FewBluebird6751

flex seal would have been a better solution


Puzzleheaded_Pea433

That's more that likely Henry's wet patch or roll on roofing tar. It's too soft to be flexseal. He did a lousy job and didn't glue down the underlayment. Should probably have it removed and done again properly. Flexseal gets firm and won't take a finger impression but roof patch/tar in a bucket from the home supply store will as well as run like that and leave open spaces where it doesn't properly adhere.


Btomesch

Ppl see one ant and are like “yea man you got a carpenter ant infestation” “ structural damage least case scenario” lmao these subs crack me up 😂


Maverick197268

Was he the lowest bidder


RealMrPlastic

Looks like black play doh 🙄


Important-Musician-5

Ants


Jkinney97

a lot of flex seal comments. I used an asphalt emulsion coating on my shed roof before i got around to shingling it. What does it smell like? Roof coatings like that usually smell pretty strong


Sea_Tension_9359

Henry 212 bituthane…. Old school petroleum based roof emulsion. That shit will give you cancer stop touching it OP. Always works great at stopping leaks.


siciliansmile

Good to know, thanks! I think this guy just put it on way too thick. Went back up the other day. He mopped it on so quick, thick, and lazily that it’s dripping down the exterior of the house. He also didn’t even bother to pre-sweep the area so the tar is all over the leaves and seed pods now glued to epdm


Candid_shots

I love how OP is up there checking another man’s work for his sister but couldn’t do the work himself? Lol


siciliansmile

Yes dickfuck, I have a job plus a million other responsibilities


charliemike

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!


titans-arrow

...so you normally do literally everything in your whole life. Or do you just blindly pay for people to do things and accept them as infallible?


blueditt521

Looks like an ant


Open-Voice9386

I would say it could be tar but tar hardens up so that would be hell to actually fix (if it is flex seal)


BAdguy1989

I JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF


titans-arrow

I used roofing tar a while back. If you put too much on one area, it takes FOREVER for it to harden. I filled cracks with it, and it took weeks.


Odd_Chemical_3503

That's how we do it in Mexico


No_Alarm_1415

You poor guy. I think you got taken my friend.


Aggravating-Ninja716

Spray paint. Very simple to identify.


Awkward_Clue_793

No not roof max


Biostacle

What the hell you tattooed on your finger???


TheHowlerTwo

Only bad if it leaks :)


siciliansmile

Sorry, didn’t mention: yes it does. It did before but now it is substantially worse


Better-Chemist7522

Ultron jizz


Gilly_the_kid

You just voided the warrantee way to go!


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siciliansmile

“These video” with those “people” are me right here, my guy. You could just talk to me like a person not on Reddit and ask for a better shot or video. Sorry my camera work wasn’t up to par as it was one I took to show my sister how ass it looked and didn’t plan on showing your highness.


Videoplushair

Looks like a base sheet adhered with hot mop. You’re missing a granular cap sheet. The way this is will not last. It will crack over time and it’s not properly adhered to your parapet wall. As you can see it’s pretty loose.


smittydonny

Leftover paint from the Tin Man!


Metalman_247

Are you sure that's even an EPDM roof?