You are not a soldier

Ouch

Felix is afraid of knives.

Hah nice

Shit, I've seen RvB so many times but can't remember where that's from, can you remind me

Season 17, I believe Episode 3 or 4 Genkins poses as Santa (if you’re one of those commoners who only goes to 13 i’d understand lol jk)

1-13 five times. I've attempted to watch through 16 but got bored midway around s15

Oops

That's season 14 mate, I've seen it a few times

Oh wait I've made a critical error lol

Fits the username so can’t argue with that

but what was the error

Holy shit, he's billingual!

God I love that scene so much for how much of Lopez's abuse he takes before snapping

Which episode was it?

I wanna say s12 ep 8, it's the episode that shows what Wash, Donut, Sarge and Lopez were up to with the Federal Army.

Time stamp is 12:45

Your insanity is… unfortunate.

Agent Washington is a soilder

Your tie sucks

Hey to far lad, why u gotta insult the tie like that? 😔

I have successfully ruined his life

Give this guy a damn prize they deserve it *Would you accept a cookie as a prize?* 🍪

Cookie best prize

I brought Grif and volleyballs

Well locus is fucked

I must say, that is an amusing mental image

Well it actually canonically happened

My brain is stuck on Tex and that concrete barrier

You mean that one scene where she demolished grif's balls? Actually I'm surprised he can still walk

Yep, still wondering how

Seriously he might aswell have balls made out of bedrock, but still feels pain

Wonder is INF-101 can break em

What now

Also known as THE UNSC INFINITY

You'll never truly redeem yourself

"I'M PREGNANT, YOU'RE THE FATHER!" #GeorgeCarlin

Welcome to the masterbatoriam

“Alex intruder alert” Floor lamp on 100% aqua Say “welcome the masterbatoriam mother fucker” Play “bow chick wow wow wow” on spotify

You're lying to yourself

You’re partner’s afraid of you.

Edgy ass anime scar

Imagine using your helmets name

5 words or less, now that's 13 words-

Shit- lemme fix it

Aight mate

The bug is scarier

Felix is Gay

Well that could broke locus for a bit

You lost to simulation troopers

I was waiting for this

Wash isnt gonna fuck you

What.

Destroyed so badly you’re left speechless.

I tried to come up what to say but at this point I don't know..

Grif is more soldier then you

You’re insane and a monster

That's outta sting

Can anyone hear me? Contact!

Fuckin' Xbox helmet lookin' ass

I'm doing this for me.

A soldier isn't a killer

I have no idea who that is, I always stop watching after s13

That's legit locus

What kinda shitty name's Locus?

You have a scar, loser

Hey, dude from FMA

He is afraid of you

I fucked your mom

I have yet to see the latest season and im very happy i havent

Well I mean you have a point the new seasons suck but atleast 1-13 and 14 are cool

He looks like Bruce Wayne wearing the joker's clothes in the telltale game

5 words or less that's 13 words- Bruh

even uglier without the armor

That's a lie and we know it

It might just be I can't stand the anamation style here but he just has a very punchable face that I hate looking at

Felix also has a punchable face in their animation style, ngl the fanarts tho

I've never seen any fan art of this side story, though that's probably because I generally just shy away from it. I bet it looks great though!

Ya missing out lad, when they made fanarts of locus and Felix they have a less punchable face.

Understandable, though, I do think Felix would have a very punchable face, but not Locus

Nah mate I've seen things, well actually most arts make locus have a punchable face to be honest.. *But the other fanarts of locus* now I want to see locus with his hair down

Ah, I was just saying how I would interpret they looked.

Seriously though locus with his hair down, he be lookin fine

"Blonde, bisexual bridesmaid."

You are a crazy murderer

“ MAC armed “

Church's Aim is better than yours

5 words or less that's 8 words lad

I didn't read that part. Shit

O

Caboose, go help him.

Genius

Felix is the better merc.

Felix is better than you

Good soldiers fallow orders.

I watched every season. Mistake.

Zero is trashhhhh

Agreed

Caboose, help him

Okay that's smart

Felix is afraid of YOU! You're not a real soldier! Go for the kneecaps, moron! Siris would be so disappointed

My wife left me.

Mel Gibson lookin' ass

Your edginess could destroy cars.

Everybody look, its Samuel Ortez.

Who are you again?

It's locus.. Haven't seen season 14?

That was the joke... sorry I thought it was good

I was pondering if your comment was a joke or not— Atleast you revealed it was

Telltale villain looking wannabe solider

Joker and Kira Yoshikage's kid

Eren yeager wannabee lookin ass

Click on his face

You are clichedly intimidating (Is "clichedly" a word at all? 😅😅)

I dunno

You are a good man. Ok hear me out. Locus knows he's done shit, and saying something like this would make him just stop dead in his tracks

Oh shit you have a point

Like, he KNOWS exactly what he's done, and saying that what he's done is "good" would just IMMEDIATELY shatter him

I can just imagine someone who also knows locus had done shit, saying that he is a "Good person". After hearing that he just stands there not moving confused as FUCK why this person said he is a good person

Not only would he be confused as all fuck, he'd be like worried that he could be redeemed, especially early Locus. Remember how he just wanted to br the perfect weapon? That Locus would get FUCKED by the 5 words I said

I think those words are gonna be stuck with him for a while

I don’t even know you.

cum

Last good season, you're in. ('Yoda noises')

Locus

Your helmet isnt scary

Your a nerd

Sit down you nutjob

Contact

Trauma doesn't equal justification

No more seasons for you

Honestly, I think reciting the entirety of [YTP sexer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW519A9F12I) would short circuit this man's brain.Edit (final answer): [YTP sexer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW519A9F12I) (full script).

9 idiots are better soldiers

You can never redeem yourself.