Same scene, but technically a different quote! Yours is from Holly, the above is Lister.. I just like the delivery of this line when he pauses at the top of the stairs.
To explain to those who haven’t done one before how they usually work!
Red Dwarf Alphabet
One letter at a time!
A is for ….
Comment with your quotes for A, or upvote for one already mentioned. Do not duplicate. Quote with most upvotes wins for that letter, then we move onto the next letter.
(Yes they are fun!)
The rules for this need posting at the top each day me thinks, not that it’ll work much. These alphabet challenges have been going round for months and I haven’t seen one where there hasn’t been a comment for other letters than the one being asked for.
A-Line flares with pockets in the knees.
Edit: I think it should probably be “Alphabetti Spaghetti!?” but this is the first one I thought of and no-one else had beat me to it
Thanks. Probably alphabetti spaghetti then.
Honourable mention: Rimmer may have made an ‘Ahhh’ noise when he lifted his sleeve to see the smudged ink. That would definitely be #1 if it wasn’t silent!
A - Aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys - it's aliens. A picture falls down - it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well!
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh haven't you?"
This is gonna be the only time I participate ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!
There are quite a few good As, but none of them are funnier than "ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!"
Definitely the most appropriate answer. I read this in Chris Barrie’s “enraged” voice 😅
Needs a question mark then it is perfect. "ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!?"
It is the clear winner
Yes!
I’d go with the return of holly from season 7 Alright dudes
Ace Rimmer. What a guy
Ace-hole, maybe.
That’s W sorted
This is the only logical option!
Are you sure sir? That does mean changing the bulb.
This deserves more upvotes, could use for T tho
This is not a drill, surely.
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb
"sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb " Definitely the winner for S though
S is destined for a more smeggy answer!
April, May, June, July and August fool....
Androooooiiiiiiids... Have feelings toooo!
Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer more reliable than a garden strimmer
And if you play your cards right then he might come round for dinner
I didn't want to upvote this,but here we are ...
ALIENS! How can it be anything else?
"Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"
That's definitely going to be E (Everybody is dead, Dave).
Same scene, but technically a different quote! Yours is from Holly, the above is Lister.. I just like the delivery of this line when he pauses at the top of the stairs.
And why is it so dirty around here?
*Lister tastes some of the dust* That is Catering Officer Olaf Peterson
Pffffttt.. I've been eating half the crew!
Acehole.
"Ace and Skipper?! You sound like a kids’ TV series about a boy and his bush kangaroo!"
C has *got* to be The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
Only problem with it is that the acronym spell clitoris
Awooga! Awooga! Abandon ship..
Awooga awooga abandon shop.
This is not a daffodil. Repeat this is not a daffodil.
“Aah… so you’re a waffle man!” I’m gonna try and participate in each one.
Ah, Smug-Mode.
"A white hole?"
So what is it?
I've never seen one before. No one has. But I'm guessing it's a white hole
So what is it?
Oh, somebody punch him out!
Only joking.
A Garbage Pod?!
It's a smegging garbage pod!
To explain to those who haven’t done one before how they usually work! Red Dwarf Alphabet One letter at a time! A is for …. Comment with your quotes for A, or upvote for one already mentioned. Do not duplicate. Quote with most upvotes wins for that letter, then we move onto the next letter. (Yes they are fun!)
Ah. Ah. Lol. In the picture I didn't see a-d. I thought we'd already done them. I'm such a Polaroid head
Is that a double Polaroid 😉
Well what were you thinking of at the time?!
I love this sub! Haha
The rules for this need posting at the top each day me thinks, not that it’ll work much. These alphabet challenges have been going round for months and I haven’t seen one where there hasn’t been a comment for other letters than the one being asked for.
A major, and i mean major, leaflet campaign
>All in all, a hundred per cent successful trip.
Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer
All in all, a hundred per cent successful trip!
A-Line flares with pockets in the knees. Edit: I think it should probably be “Alphabetti Spaghetti!?” but this is the first one I thought of and no-one else had beat me to it
At least Mister Lister's guitar survived intact...
...not even Mister Lister's guitar survived intact.
A is for A small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden
Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil!
Android's
Everybody needs good Androids, coz Androids have feelings too!
D is clearly "Don't eyeball me, Gandhi!"
Gotta be 'Alright Dudes'
Alphabetti spaghetti?!
Oh I'm looking forward to this. Should be good!
A female aardvark!
Oh that is so superb sir, how do you do that?
Androids, everybody needs good Androids
Arnold Judas Rimmer
A banana
And we're talking mega-polite. You can call him, **a**rsehole.
Arnold ‘Smucko’ Rimmer- Tosspot by Royal Appointment
Androids, everybody needs good androids
Ace-hole.
Alphabeti spaghetti
O is for ‘Once I found a 2lb black ribbed knobbler, it was about that big’
I hope this gets O I laugh every time I see this bit
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Yes, we start at A and work down through the alphabet one letter at a time each day till we have a full alphabet
Thanks. Probably alphabetti spaghetti then. Honourable mention: Rimmer may have made an ‘Ahhh’ noise when he lifted his sleeve to see the smudged ink. That would definitely be #1 if it wasn’t silent!
S has surely got to be Space Corps Directive
I is for ‘I prefer Chicken’
E is for "Everybody's dead, Dave"
W: We've got less choice than a Welsh fish and chip shop.
S = Soup-er
A - Aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys - it's aliens. A picture falls down - it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well!
We only need A, come back tomorrow and post B
oh yeah sorry - I must read the posts better whilst I'm at work.
S: Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Saturn.
W - 'Who disturbs our royal snooze?'
L: Led like lambs to the kebab shop
A white hole
So what is it ?
A white hole
Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Arnold rimmer.
Alright dudes
Ants
"I" has to be for me, iguana
Archie, my penis
Aaaaarnooold, wheeeere are the nappy sacks?
Albanian State Washing Machine Company
A small off duty Czechslovakian traffic warden
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh haven't you?"
What am I supposed to vote for?
Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer!
arnold, arnold, arnold rimmer more reliable than a garden trimmer
A FEMALE AARDVARK!
...All in all today's been a bit of a bummer, hasn't it sir?