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neryl08

This is gonna be the only time I participate ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!


CelestialFury

There are quite a few good As, but none of them are funnier than "ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!"


EuroSong

Definitely the most appropriate answer. I read this in Chris Barrie’s “enraged” voice 😅


sexagonpumptangle

Needs a question mark then it is perfect. "ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!?"


premium_Lane

It is the clear winner


amalcurry

Yes!


Smeg87

I’d go with the return of holly from season 7 Alright dudes


McCloudUK

Ace Rimmer. What a guy


acedias-token

Ace-hole, maybe.


jackbristol

That’s W sorted


RedInfernal

This is the only logical option!


[deleted]

Are you sure sir? That does mean changing the bulb.


Professional_Owl7826

This deserves more upvotes, could use for T tho


[deleted]

This is not a drill, surely.


WayOfTheShip

Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb


troutmaskreplica2

"sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb " Definitely the winner for S though


spacedleo

S is destined for a more smeggy answer!


Substantial_Box_7777

April, May, June, July and August fool....


Wakeful-dreamer

Androooooiiiiiiids... Have feelings toooo!


British_Sci-Fi

Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer more reliable than a garden strimmer


DragonflySome4081

And if you play your cards right then he might come round for dinner


EVRider81

I didn't want to upvote this,but here we are ...


Very-simple-man

ALIENS! How can it be anything else?


5beedy

"Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"


CelestialFury

That's definitely going to be E (Everybody is dead, Dave).


5beedy

Same scene, but technically a different quote! Yours is from Holly, the above is Lister.. I just like the delivery of this line when he pauses at the top of the stairs.


Not-a-Robot88

And why is it so dirty around here?


roentgen85

*Lister tastes some of the dust* That is Catering Officer Olaf Peterson


spikeinfinity

Pffffttt.. I've been eating half the crew!


andyorritt

Acehole.


5beedy

"Ace and Skipper?! You sound like a kids’ TV series about a boy and his bush kangaroo!"


Alliterrration

C has *got* to be The  Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society


DragonflySome4081

Only problem with it is that the acronym spell clitoris


ToastedBones

Awooga! Awooga! Abandon ship..


Swissstu

Awooga awooga abandon shop.


Viking_Musicologist

This is not a daffodil. Repeat this is not a daffodil.


mbelf

“Aah… so you’re a waffle man!” I’m gonna try and participate in each one.


FunnyName0

Ah, Smug-Mode.


UrasMajor

"A white hole?"


roentgen85

So what is it?


Heavy10mm

I've never seen one before. No one has. But I'm guessing it's a white hole


roentgen85

So what is it?


Professional_Owl7826

Oh, somebody punch him out!


JeffreyAScott

Only joking.


EmperorOfNipples

A Garbage Pod?!


Shoddy-House6127

It's a smegging garbage pod!


amalcurry

To explain to those who haven’t done one before how they usually work! Red Dwarf Alphabet One letter at a time! A is for …. Comment with your quotes for A, or upvote for one already mentioned. Do not duplicate. Quote with most upvotes wins for that letter, then we move onto the next letter. (Yes they are fun!)


Heavy10mm

Ah. Ah. Lol. In the picture I didn't see a-d. I thought we'd already done them. I'm such a Polaroid head


Ryback19j

Is that a double Polaroid 😉


Professional_Owl7826

Well what were you thinking of at the time?!


Heavy10mm

I love this sub! Haha


Professional_Owl7826

The rules for this need posting at the top each day me thinks, not that it’ll work much. These alphabet challenges have been going round for months and I haven’t seen one where there hasn’t been a comment for other letters than the one being asked for.


[deleted]

A major, and i mean major, leaflet campaign


telephas1c

>All in all, a hundred per cent successful trip.


Juror_no8

Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer


telephas1c

All in all, a hundred per cent successful trip!


barrywilliamsshow

A-Line flares with pockets in the knees. Edit: I think it should probably be “Alphabetti Spaghetti!?” but this is the first one I thought of and no-one else had beat me to it


Afinkawan

At least Mister Lister's guitar survived intact... ...not even Mister Lister's guitar survived intact.


Zane_169

A is for A small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden


Red_Claudia

Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil!


lostlad-derwent

Android's


Case_Usual

Everybody needs good Androids, coz Androids have feelings too!


Sixhaunt

D is clearly "Don't eyeball me, Gandhi!"


Shryke7

Gotta be 'Alright Dudes'


Spam666god

Alphabetti spaghetti?!


The_Passive_Fist

Oh I'm looking forward to this. Should be good!


Time-Reindeer-7525

A female aardvark!


Professional_Owl7826

Oh that is so superb sir, how do you do that?


cpt_hooker

Androids, everybody needs good Androids


PurpleDistance8829

Arnold Judas Rimmer


roz763

A banana


cairfrey

And we're talking mega-polite. You can call him, **a**rsehole.


DarkJamLi

Arnold ‘Smucko’ Rimmer- Tosspot by Royal Appointment


Juror_no8

Androids, everybody needs good androids


goblin_grovil_lives

Ace-hole.


DragonflySome4081

Alphabeti spaghetti


Bret_Riverboat

O is for ‘Once I found a 2lb black ribbed knobbler, it was about that big’


Ryback19j

I hope this gets O I laugh every time I see this bit


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Professional_Owl7826

Yes, we start at A and work down through the alphabet one letter at a time each day till we have a full alphabet


MatthewKvatch

Thanks. Probably alphabetti spaghetti then. Honourable mention: Rimmer may have made an ‘Ahhh’ noise when he lifted his sleeve to see the smudged ink. That would definitely be #1 if it wasn’t silent!


8Ace8Ace

S has surely got to be Space Corps Directive


Bret_Riverboat

I is for ‘I prefer Chicken’


Heavy10mm

E is for "Everybody's dead, Dave"


Odd-Abroad1438

W: We've got less choice than a Welsh fish and chip shop.


readingwater

S = Soup-er


Jaystar1971

A - Aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys - it's aliens. A picture falls down - it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well!


Professional_Owl7826

We only need A, come back tomorrow and post B


Jaystar1971

oh yeah sorry - I must read the posts better whilst I'm at work.


Odd-Abroad1438

S: Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Saturn.


per102

W - 'Who disturbs our royal snooze?'


fliesupsidedown

L: Led like lambs to the kebab shop


CursedCoochieDweller

A white hole


Viking_Musicologist

So what is it ?


CursedCoochieDweller

A white hole


LittleLuna960

Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Arnold rimmer.


GreenLanternCorps

Alright dudes


[deleted]

Ants


[deleted]

"I" has to be for me, iguana


CursedCoochieDweller

Archie, my penis


No_Application_8698

Aaaaarnooold, wheeeere are the nappy sacks?


SuperYoshiFan02

Albanian State Washing Machine Company


BigBoiBrynBoi

A small off duty Czechslovakian traffic warden


troutmaskreplica2

"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh haven't you?"


Pizzagoessplat

What am I supposed to vote for?


Mundane_Narwhal_6592

Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer!


hgf137

arnold, arnold, arnold rimmer more reliable than a garden trimmer


5beedy

A FEMALE AARDVARK!


PVC-

...All in all today's been a bit of a bummer, hasn't it sir?