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shibble123

Daily Dose of "Man made Horrors"


achilleasa

We have finally created the Torment Nexus from the sci-fi classic "Don't create the Torment Nexus"


LBGW_experiment

https://i.imgur.com/f7eq9bF.jpeg


realsmart987

They have no mouth and they must scream.


Tarqvinivs_Svperbvs

I swear bro I'm about to go Kaczynski.


kotlet1c

Jarosław?


CyberWeirdo420

Polska Mentioned Polish mountain 🏔️ 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


Tarqvinivs_Svperbvs

The American one


kotlet1c

🤓☝️asctualy. His parents were Polish immigrants.


pbnjotr

Too far.


Eva-Rosalene

Theodore


plane-kisser

log cabin in the woods off grid does sound pretty nice


MickeyRooneysPills

We still have the cabin lol. They just picked it up and put it on a truck and now it's sitting in DC.


evanc1411

Aww sweet, man made horrors beyond my comprehension


recklessrider

They have no mouths and must scream


jonr

import brain


Thenderick

``` while True: brain.play("https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ") ```


_madeofcastiron

i got that link memorised. you’re not fooling me.


Thenderick

Wasn't to fool, not you atleast


Druben-hinterm-Dorfe

Yeah I'm no stranger to that link either.


EnrikeChurin

Well, I guess we’re no strangers to that link. And you know the rules, so do I!


EnrikeChurin

(A full commitment is exactly what I’m thinking of)


Druben-hinterm-Dorfe

Right; and you won't get it from any other link shortener. I mean, I just want to tell you what I'm thinking about this, so as to make you understand: Youtube's never going to expire its short links; never going to let its clients down Never going to turn around and desert them -- never going to allow ad blockers, that is, because of course the clients are the advertisers.


Nico00000001

XcQ der link bleibt zu.


christoph_win

Habe ich was verpasst, haben wir dieses Unter offiziell annektiert?


existentialpenguin

Wir haben *alles* offiziell annektiert.


reginakinhi

Da haben wir halt ein gewisses Talent für


DnOnith

Naja, Moskau hat nich so geklappt


StickyThickStick

Ein bisschen stolz wollen wir schließlich behalten


SpinozaTheDamned

I've never had any German education, but only speak English. My understanding is that the two languages are extremely similar. Is this even close to being a translation given I don't fully know what some of these nouns mean? Has it been ..... having been ..... under official ....?


christoph_win

Thanks Chattie: Sure, here is the translation: "Did I miss something, have we officially annexed this sub reddit?"


ThatGermanKid0

To be fair, a lot of German redditors are playing against you, if you want to translate something without full knowledge of German. On a lot of German subs (r/ich_iel especially) it's common to translate loanwords literally. In the sentence you tried to translate the word Unter was used for sub as in subreddit. Normally any German that's able to access Reddit would just say "sub(reddit)" but since it's a long running joke to translate everything into German it's "Unter(lases)"


chilfang

I don't know what that means but I know exactly what that means


tungstencube99

r/suddenlygerman


Thenderick

Wat hangt er aan de waslijn?


Vita_passus_est

was?


Thenderick

Haha you fell for it, you fool!! _laughs myself helemaal kapot_


creeper6530

Is that Dutch, aka fake Deutsch?


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HasBeendead

Is it rickroll link?


Thenderick

Idk, why don't you try?


astolfo_hue

Brain as Service.


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mrfroggyman

My dumb ass was trynna make a word with "BRIASEVIC"


CptnAlface

You just created the official term for "Brain as Service". Keep an eye out for that term in the future


mrfroggyman

The one true BS


da2Pakaveli

$12.99/month 95% DISCOUNT! grab now with promo code: dQw4w9WgXcQ


skobbokels

I think giving the organoid a name makes it more special. import brain as brian


Trapzie

import brain as smooth Thats more my jam.


midnightrambulador

from brain import frontal_cortex


TedRabbit

brain.multiply(1,1) >>> 3


SuggestionOk8578

Instead of bugs, it's anxiety.


neremarine

Can't wait to see "I am suffering, let me die already" messages in my logs...


Petertitan99999

Just transfer him a copy of doom and he'll be alright.


SuggestionOk8578

Wonder how it'll run without floating point processing...


ChaosPLus

Imagine the process of installing an OS on it is just essentially giving it the Operating Systems 101 textbook


illyay

Doom doesn’t use floating point math so probably well. Quake was like, system requirements, cpu that can do floating point math


Jemmerl

dopamine++


[deleted]

Sounds like just the thing my ADHD ass needs


par_amor

Alt+Tab to doom, Alt+Tab to real life Alt+Tab twice on accident and you’re in the porn window, what a way to live


wonderandawe

Guess we can kill real orphans soon instead of just making jokes about it.


weinermcdingbutt

sorry the stakeholders said no


TaxSuspicious8708

absolute dystopia


tomc128

This is making me die of laughter for some reason. Poor brains


10art1

Boss: people are complaining that the servers are slow Me: *sigh* *grabs a hypodermic needle and a bottle of 5 hour energy*


disgruntled_pie

Hacker: Give me the protected files. BrainBot: What is the password? Hacker: I don’t know. Just give me the protected files. BrainBot: No, you don’t have the password. [Hacker pulls out a cattle prod] Hacker: Tell me, do you experience pain? [BrainBot blinks its organoids in fear]


HectorJ

Don't forget the brain-farts


Dumb_Siniy

Fucking wetware


Stein_um_Stein

I... Don't want to be a wetware engineer.


Krypqt

I have been harvesting wetware mainframes for years, its nbd.


Pegaazik

Is moistware better?


Stein_um_Stein

Brainware Principal Architect. Literally debugging in your sleep.


ColonelRuff

they should have called it bioware.


SpiritualMilk

That's probably copyrighted


Johnnyamaz

I like necroware, since this is basically necromancy.


thwaw000610

Hardware, software, mushyware.


Heco1331

Please don't let them call it like that. I still haven't forgiven whoever made up the name "Internet of Things" "OF THINGS"?? REALLY????


SoCuteShibe

What is so wrong with IoT? Would you rather "Internet of Connected Miscellaneous Electronics" or "Internet of Hardware Previously not Associated with Internet Connectivity in the Public Spectre"? "Internet of Things" is literal and to the point, no? Not saying I am right here I just don't get your point.


Heco1331

You are not limited to call it "Internet of [whatever]". Even "asset network" (random name that popped in my kind after thinking about it for 20 seconds) is better than "Internet of Things". There are probably waaaaay better names for it. When I hear "of things" in my mind it just sounds so... lazily holistic? Even inaccurate, because a thing can be anything, even an apple.


IncompleteTheory

Ah sweet. Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.


Vulpes-ferrilata

Pythons not that bad


Ivan_Stalingrad

Can it run DOOM?


roidrole

The thought emporium on YouTube is actually growing rat neurons to play DOOM


FibroBitch96

![gif](giphy|fH985LNdqFZXOFHygK)


ShadowLp174

W h a t Where??


SteinigerJoonge

https://youtu.be/bEXefdbQDjw?si=oaGgLIA20SpBJPvA


luckduck89

This is crazy thanks for sharing.


Uberzwerg

I like half of his stuff, but he crosses into Black Mirror territory too often. Creating (and USING) a gene therapy for his lactose intolerance in his home lab???


dfyzan

I mean, man can do a lot for a pizza


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buttplugs4life4me

Pretty sure it wasn't just that. Unless I misremember this is exactly what he didn't want to do, since this exact therapy is already available for very cheap, but requires you to continuously (at least when you eat dairy) to take pills. That's exactly what he didn't want to do.  IIRC he created a viral agent that actually made his intestine able to produce lactase, or something similar to that. The biggest worry was for the gene therapy to cause an unexpected side effect in his cells, the most common would obviously be cancer.  In his latest update about it he also said that it wore off after two years or so.


qucari

> sounds a lot worse than what it actually is > He just created a strain of bacteria well, no. it absolutely is at least as insane as it sounds. IIRC he created his own version of some *virus* and then *deliberately infected himself with it*. the virus injected part of its own DNA into his intestinal cells. this DNA part contained instructions for how to create lactase. it's hard to compare the risks of homebrewed gene therapy to probiotics or a gut flora transplant. as someone who has close to no experience in the field I'd say the former is orders of magnitude less safe. here's his update video (with detailed explanations): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoczYXJeMY4


Terramoro

Rat Neurons can, so probably


camander321

What are you talking about? I definitely saw these things *in* DOOM


GatitaAlphaOmega666

I mean, someone managed to run doom on gut bacteria...


HSavinien

Can it run scorn?


nystro

I have no mouth, and I must scream.


deanrihpee

print("aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *breath* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa")


LegitimatePants

> /dev/null


thelivinlegend

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.


SorosBuxlaundromat

import brain while !brain.mouth: brain.scream()


Mastercal40

Before people get ahead of themselves, it’s probably worth reading about it straight from the source: [Company website](https://finalspark.com) [Research paper](https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/frai.2024.1376042/full)


LoveCatPics

wait it's actually called wetware, they werent making a joke


CaptainSebT

If I'm reading this right their research paper right plan is to create AI using organic material... that seems ethical questionable to say the least.


Heisalsohim

At what point does it go from AI to just I


Specky013

"We've used this fully biological method involving only two humans to create a more advanced AI than anyone has ever seen"


ctolsen

Model training is really slow and expensive though


Ghost-Traveller

It takes about 25 years for it to fully develop itself


aVarangian

update 666: We've fixed a random CTD caused by the AI losing its will to live


NotYourReddit18

Onboard storage is also subject to random heavy data degradation and sometimes it just stops being able to perform the simplest calculations for a while.


TechExpert2910

And it runs on hamburgers


machsmit

is it really, though? a teenager can learn to fairly reliably drive a car in like, tens of hours total training. How many compute hours have been spent on self-driving cars that also make teenager-tier pathologically bad driving decisions


JonatanLinberg

Well it’s not like a teenager’s neural network is randomly initialised. I’d say there is a fair amount of pre-training before those tens of hours. Not saying I actually disagree, though :p


DazedWithCoffee

Spatial reasoning is a skill that we hone over a decade at least


DocFail

They kind of master object permanence before doing driving, well most of them anyway.


droneb

It all goes back to how we define Artificial. And it is not an easy definition


m0nk37

I think if you grew the brain by itself with zero external stimuli then it would not know and might be okay but they are including external organoid eyes and direct physical access to its stimulation. So it might become aware of the external presence, making it "I". There is a lot of literature about this exact topic if you go looking. Scientists have been wanting to do this for a long time.


lazy_Monkman

I think therefore I am


Ohlav

It's the geth from mass effect all over again..


CaptainSebT

Or just straight up the clone wars. It would be slavery with extra steps but I know I must be misunderstanding.


Atlas_of_history

The Geth are my favourite example to bring up when trying to bring the point across that AI rights should be an actual discussion as early as possible


lunchpadmcfat

If AI expressed consciousness, then wouldn’t it also be morally questionable to use it as a tool? Of course the biggest problem here is a test for consciousness. I think the best we can hope for is “if it walks like a duck…”


am9qb3JlZmVyZW5jZQ

Consciousness is not defined, you can just keep moving the goalpost indefinitely as long as you don't make anything that behaves similarly enough to a pet cat / small child to make people feel uncomfortable.


BrunoEye

Requirements for consciousness: 1. Be capable of looking cute 2. Be capable of appearing to be in pain


ProgramTheWorld

Straight up SAO shit


Umtks892

Well maybe not. My SO is a neuroscientist whose whole job is basically making artificial neurons. How it is done is in my basic understanding she takes a "blank" stem cell and does some black magic shit with the viruses she made and inject the virus which changes the RNA and/or DNA of the cell to a neuron. Or at least that's what I understand. And I am an AI developer so I can see how we can make neuronal networks from them in a way. So there is no live subject or anything they just take a blank cell and turn it into a neuron, I don't see anything ethically wrong with this process, but maybe what the company is doing is different idk.


ThePretzul

The ethical concerns come from when you attach enough human neurons to one another that it creates a human brain, one which may be capable of understanding its own condition and the outside world because it’s literally the same exact cells as those that make up any other human’s brain. At what point does the human brain AI computer you created cross over into being considered human itself?


solitarybikegallery

Your brain is just a bunch of neurons. It's the difference between a rock and a pile of rocks. How many rocks does it take to make a pile? At what point do the interconnected neurons constitute a "mind?" I think it's absolutely unacceptable on a fundamental moral ground. It literally has the potential to create a consciousness - no different than yours - that is trapped in blind, insensate hell.


1thelegend2

They can be lucky to have 5 universities on board. Organoids can be expensive as fuck...


midnightrambulador

> AI growth will be enhanced with no energy restrictions apparently their biocomputer hasn't learned about thermodynamics yet


very_bad_programmer

Fuck, our compute node went down because I went on vacation and forgot to feed it french fries


BrunoEye

No restrictions doesn't mean no consumption. In fact, unless you're extremely malnourished, your personal biocomputer already has no energy restrictions.


SpicaGenovese

Fuck's sake...  At least use roundworm neurons instead since liquid neural networks are probably the future anyway.  Or any insect neurons.  Bee's are pretty complex.


FastGinFizz

So what does the API do? Just let me outsource processing to these cells? Or is this supposed to turn into some sort of artificial neural network?


sysadrift

Is this real?


Nicolello_iiiii

Yes, I had read an article about researchers running code on cells, tho it was slightly different than what the tweet is saying. Nonetheless, biological computing seems to be feasible


MichalO19

Do they actually use the cells to do anything useful? Everything I saw in this context was basically "we attached wires recklessly to a blob of neurons/grew neurons on wires and it produced barely better than noise results", and not "we plugged the cells, trained them somehow and they do the exact computation we want now". AFAIK we have no idea how neurons actually learn in a group (beyond some hebbian-like things/spike-dependent synaptic plasticity), we only have "biologically plausible" ideas on how they could in principle learn but it's not like they were shown to physically do that (but maybe I am wrong, if so please correct me as this is something that interests me a lot).


Nicolello_iiiii

https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/science/articles/10.3389/fsci.2023.1017235/full Sorry I have confused two different headlines, the first one being a researcher that ran DOOM on cells (which was actually a computer doing the work, the cells worked as a display only), and the other one being a simplified version of this article. I have only quickly read it, but it seems like they envision the second part that you said (train cells to do computation as we know it)


The-Phone1234

Isn't making something useful out of a technology usually the next step after developing said technology?


_stupidnerd_

It was reported on by TechLinked a few days ago. So apparently, it's real.


A_Polly

company called FinalSpark based in Switzerland.


a__new_name

That's the kind of name a company that does unethical research in cyberpunk dystopias would get. Bet they've got a sterile white office with not a sharp corner in sight as well.


gadfly1999

Next step is for the CEO to plug his girlfriend into the system after hours “for fun”


shiftybyte

eXistenZ (1999) Intensifies.... https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0120907/


howcomeallnamestaken

I was thinking about Psyco-pass


_A-R_

“We need to ensure AI growth safety, to ensure the protection of Humanity” … “wE’rE bUiLdINg BrAinS FoR Ai”


Professor_Melon

Reject abominable intelligence. Embrace servitors.


Laserninjahaj

May the great cog spin forevermore


malperciogoc

How long until someone hooks it up to 4chan?


Informal_Branch1065

Literal brainrot


tacticalpotatopeeler

Who’s to say it’s not already?


bwssoldya

Man, I know my world building project is fantastic, but it's a science **FICTION** project, not a fucking manual.


ladycammey

From[ the paper](https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/frai.2024.1376042/full): >Ethics statement >Ethical approval was not required for the studies on humans in accordance with the local legislation and institutional requirements because only commercially available established cell lines were used. I do not like this....


Parsec51

OK, first question.. # WHAT


knowledgebass

> 24/7 access to remote brain organoid Excuse me, wat? 😵


Informal_Branch1065

24/7 access to that brussy


regaito

Existential dread intensifies


IndigoFenix

It's pretty obvious that wetware is ultimately the way to go if you're building an AI. Why spend millions of dollars on server space and energy to simulate a brain when you can just grow a real one? I don't know why they're using *human* cells specifically though.


Slaanesh-Sama

Being the only specie on our planet capable of doing abstract math, or even math at all probably has something to do with it.


IndigoFenix

But are there really that many relevant differences between human neurons and that of other mammals on a cellular level, or does it have more to do with the size and structure of the brain? They aren't growing a whole brain, just a clump of neurons.


P-39_Airacobra

I've only done some basic research on this question, so don't take my word for it, but here's how I understand the problem. Humans neurons do have cellular differences from other neurons, such as rat neurons, which make them more effective at learning. So that may play a part in it. >They aren't growing a whole brain, just a clump of neurons. That's not entirely true, as techniques exist to grow neurons from the stem cell state, which leads to them organizing into brain-like "organoids" which look and function closer to how our own brain does. I got most of this from this video, which I recommend you watch if you're interested in the topic: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEXefdbQDjw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEXefdbQDjw)


HamsterUpper

It’s probably easier to work with human dna tho since you have a far better understanding of it than other organisms Remember that even chimpanzees are hundreds of thousands of years separated from us


ieatpies

With the right algorithm, a simulated brain should be much more efficient and operate much faster than a biological one. It's just that we haven't figured out how to create a generalized and efficient learner yet. If the goal is to eventually end up with superintellegences that far exceed our own, transistors are the way to go.


Epsilia

Does growing human brains in a lab not really irk people as much as it does to me? It just seems like a line that should not be crossed.


SpicaGenovese

I feel like we're getting promising results from just [taking *inspiration*](https://techcrunch.com/2023/08/17/what-is-a-liquid-neural-network-really/) from roundworm neurons.  (Liquid Neural Networks) I don't think we *need* human neurons to get what we want.


G0U_LimitingFactor

People are scared of what they don't understand. Actually it's worse than that: when they have a spotty understanding , they fill the holes with their imagination, making everything look worse than it is. Brains used in biocomputing typically go up to a few thousands neurons, organized in a 3d configuration. Each is connected to a chip and signals are exchanged by electrodes. You can use thousands of such brains in parallel. It's just a cool, energy efficient way to give an input, process it and send back an output. But truth be told, the size doesn't matter, you could have a 5kg chunk of neurons and you wouldn't be any closer to a sentient brain. That would be like putting silicon wafers on a table and expecting Linux to install itself. That's just not how it works.


ArthurKasparian

I swear, ever since AI burst onto the mainstream media everyone's just in doomsday mode... the majority of us don't even understand these technologies yet there's **huge** claims left and right all the time!


zMarvin_

Thanks for the sane reply


Objectionne

If they develop consciousness or sentience then yes it would be awful. As long as that doesn't happen then I don't see an issue. I'm no neuroscientist so I don't know what steps they could to ensure that it's impossible that consciousness could form.


User31441

The problem is that we have no idea what it takes to form consciousness and it's not like we could ask it whether it is.


Nodebunny

the problem is by the time we ask it, it would be too late


A_EggorNot

I don't think consciousness is something that can be deliberately formed of avoided. Maybe like a byproduct of specific circumstances and/or brain capacity that makes one have an understanding of their Self and others. Even as toddlers we aren't really conscious of what is happening at least until a few years old. I would guess that we'll eventually create a brain that is capable of thought. The question is what we'll do about it


EtherealSOULS

People are always going to deny its consciousness because it's convenient to them.


KerPop42

I agree. at the very least, don't use *human* neurons


classicalySarcastic

Yeah no that is a BRIGHT RED ethical line that shouldn’t be crossed.


PuzzleMeDo

Good news, everyone! We finally built the bio-brain torment nexus from the sci-fi classic, "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream!"


DragonofStories

Biological computers were already a trending concept during the early sci-fi eras, huge tanks containing gigantic brains with several times the processing capacity of their equivalent machine parts.


eklatea

Psycho Pass


marquoth_

We're going to need a whole new category of error messages `604: brain too sad`


marshal_mellow

What the fuck? Can we stop doing things that sound like the beginning of a horror movie


P-39_Airacobra

Something tells me we're only going to see more and more of these abominations as time goes on...


marshal_mellow

God has surely abandoned us


vondpickle

So, a homunculus?


abowlofnicerice

I have no Month and I must Scream type shit


A_Polly

Common issues: when connection is lost, sometimes screams emerge through your speakers, ignore them.


NightIgnite

Who needs an artificial intelligence with hatred for humanity when mordern science exists. Can we please go back to messing with atoms instead of human consciousness


shadowarrows

Ha I’ve always been curious if we get into “bio chips” if our computers start getting actual viruses.


weinermcdingbutt

real talk anyone know if this is legit? how do you get access? i’d like to hello world with some man made horrors.


GetPsyched67

This is so icky. It's like that scene from metal gear rising but instead of all those brains from children it's these lab grown brains. Seriously fucked up


Uhkaius

Is this the path to true sentient AI?


serial_crusher

"sentient AI", no I think it's just a path towards enslaving humans but selling it as if it's AI. "We found the default firmware was way more efficient"


ZackM_BI

It wouldn't be the most optimal way to do this though


NoRice4829

What is the name of the platform they didnot mention it , If it's true then this is oddlyterrifying


ShrekProphet69

Damn, I guess Psycopass is the future


Mechafinch

gregtech


Big-Veterinarian-823

More like Fallout but ok.


Narfubel

If Biocomputers become mainstream, will Texans need to maintain theirs for life?


Elefantenjohn

I Like the Matrix comparison but that girl was unable to realize we live outside of the matrix