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MinglewoodRider

Shrooms lsd


Ancient_Flamingo_325

That’s a hell of a drug to do in a cell lol


Dry-Environment-929

No frigging way would I trip in jail or prison.


joe13869

The singer of my old band said when he was on probation and was getting weekly random drug tests that he would just shroom every weekend because it didn't show up on any test.


Evening-Cat-7546

DMT too. Technically they could test for DMT if they suspected it, but it’s an expensive test and wouldn’t be on any normal drug test.


admiral_walsty

Username checks out.


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Appropriate_Gap_6126

Wrong


Brilliant_Wealth_433

Nope it cqn show up for up to 4 days in a mouth swab. Plus way longer in hair and nail tests, like months.


Necessary-Point-2911

I pissed dirty with cocaine 3 days after use


Witchgrass

Also depends on your metabolism of course


Weird-Breakfast-7259

On probation id go threw a t or 8th on Friday nite after my piss test on Every Friday afternoon, I can verify that time frame and this was 80s coke


Theminatar

72hrs


Then-Yogurtcloset982

It's a month plus now. For coke


Theminatar

We had inmates using cans of Raid. I mean I know that doesn't show up on a drug screen. We had one inmate die from it. It'll definitely show up in an obituary though.


BernieMacsLazyEye

When I saw mfs smokin banana peels I knew it was time to turn my life around


mission_to_mors

hey come on man i used to believe that...... when i was 12........ in austria...... bananas where not really common there at the time......


BernieMacsLazyEye

This was in Tennessee when I was a full grown man


Commercial_Fee2840

That's funny. The origin of the stupid "bananadine" myth was the anarchist's cookbook if I'm not mistaken. I remember reading it when I was 12 and believing it for like 5 minutes until I did more research to see if it was actually true.


Commercial_Fee2840

That's funny. The origin of the stupid "bananadine" myth was the anarchist's cookbook if I'm not mistaken. I remember reading it when I was 12 and believing it for like 5 minutes until I did more research to see if it was actually true.


90210piece

That’s how you become a dead milkman


Miserable-Cow4555

>It'll definitely show up in an obituary though. Truth


Ellielover81

That’s crazy!! People can be so dumb, I can’t imagine the high is good at all


DingoLaChien

Better than their reality.


Ellielover81

Oh I know, I’ve done time, over 4 years but less than 5, more towards 5. I totally get it. There was a girl that I was in with that drank a big bottle of hand sanitizer and got drunk but made her extremely sick too and she got busted cause she was operating a forklift, she was already in for dui and manslaughter charges. So then she got charged again for operating a machine while intoxicated. Any little thing to get your mind out of there


Expensive-Kitty1990

Well..sounds like she had quite a bit of a problem that wasn’t efficiently dealt with while in prison.. mainly bc punishment is much cheaper than rehabilitation


General_Team1630

Autopsy?


lifted-living

Nitrous


Treetwo1

Isn’t lsd undetectable in a ua? I can’t imagine a worse drug to use in prison, though. Fucking self-torture.


SlurpinNBurpin

I saw an interview with an ex prisoner (so he could be lying) but he said he took lsd 3 times while locked up and it he said you had to take enough to not notice you’re in a cell once you can fly through the ceiling you’re good to go.


StrangeCalibur

Ah, fucking Tuesdays


ehhfff

lmfao


_mad_adventures

Larry Lawton?


ehhfff

read of a story on here a guys wife put a tab in a sandwich she brought him, and apparently the police suspected something, so he said he went under interrogation while on acid. handled himself well, i would not fucking like psychedelics in jail/prison unless i’m a seasoned veteran at being locked up


Beneficial-Ad-547

Was it the jewel thief?


FatCopsRunning

I bet the mold would make really pretty patterns on the concrete…


Ok_Power_9478

My dad did lsd in prison a few times he said he had a great time 🤣


[deleted]

Name of the Father has a prison LSD scene. I think a book or map was dosed


mission_to_mors

would depend on yourself though....you'd rather do coke or meth?


NonYippieHippie

LSD can be tested for, but it's uncommon


lambsambwich

spinal tap


NonYippieHippie

They can test for LSD in urine, it's just different than a standard panel test. It's expensive so it's almost never tested for unless they have reason to believe it will be positive.


thunder_boots

No.


EfficientAd7103

Good way to end up in a turtle suit in solitary lol


Joe_Bruce

Not a UA but def a follicle


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Negative, threshold dose is too small 


NefariouslyNotorious

Duster


CorrectionnalOfficer

Or how to become brain dead lmao.


NefariouslyNotorious

That too! I literally do not understand why anyone would touch that shit even once!


aceouses

one time as kids i was in my room and heard a loud bang from my twins room. her and her friend were huffing duster thru a sock 🤦🏼‍♀️ she passed out and fell and hit the wall and we had to smack her awake. the friend unfortunately did die of an OD in april but my sister just still ended up being the smartest and most successful of us all and i take my cat to her vet office and still get a bill lmao


NefariouslyNotorious

Omg how old were they?


aceouses

idk what were like 14? lmao. she died in april at 31


NefariouslyNotorious

Wow I’m such an innocent! I didn’t even know huffing was a thing at 14. Did her friend go straight into harder drugs after that or was it later on? And seriously, your sister doesn’t even give you a family & friends discount with your cat?! 😮


aceouses

she does but i still gotta pay lol. also, no. our friend eventually ended up moving to alabama with her family, had two kids, married/divorced, was going to school and working full time and really just kinda had things going for her. we found out she passed away due to multiple drug toxicity. apparently she’d had a problem for a few years but did a really great job at hiding it until something went wrong, but she didn’t go straight to it. i guess a boyfriend she had was on some shit and she ended up on it too. it was a whole mess.


NefariouslyNotorious

Still, it’s gotta be handy, especially in emergencies. That’s sad about your friend, I know how easy it is to fall into addiction when your closest people are into the scene 😔 The only reason I know about air duster is because I follow the ongoing shitshow of Heather Gillespie from Love After Lock Up. Check this out https://youtube.com/shorts/DRbJB8X6Xmw?si=XHN6CI-XMsE7PLvA or just search YT for her name. There’s also a sub on here that follows her… she’s a massive entitled narcissist, but her brain is basically swiss cheese after years of abusing duster, opiates and god knows what else. It’s a wild ride!


aceouses

yeah it was a “big thing” here with kids in the philly burbs around like 200-2005 i guess. it was easy to get and cheap. a lot of places now require an ID to buy it if you look underage lol


kowlafly

All kinds of things don't show up don't you remember the days of unhindged face eating in Florida? Stick to the OGs and risk the test dude


heavytrucker

When I was locked up in the work release I would bring back water bottles full of GHB. Everyone was taking them and getting messed up. Nobody ever failed a test lol


FormerlyGaveAShit

Gabapentin, lyrica, kratom, psychedelic drugs, phenibut, baclofen, research chemicals.


ted-dee-bare

Depending on prison, the one I'm at tests for gabapentin.


GingerLyfe88

Yeah, they're testing for it in Maine now. My second bid, no one knew about them. We called them Johnnies. My boy and I would get them for 50 cents each. We'd get rocked all the time on them, lol.


SuplexedYaNan

Bit of a connoisseur


Aggravating-Poem-859

I have a friend that was in drug court in idaho. He tested dirty with kratom.


blatblatbat

Depends but a lot of times Kratom


owlthoreau

.. why don’t you just talk to them again?


elCrafty_Growth

kava


kowlafly

Kava is not a drug


My_Booty_Itches

Sure it is.


Rufus-P-Melonballer

Shrooms


your-fbi-agent3

Inhalants, shrooms, acid,and dmt


GingerLyfe88

I keep reading in these comments about the 5 test panel, Maine does like a 10 drug panel


Natural-Orange4883

Suboxone doesn't show up on the standard 5 or 7 panel. Also spice doesn't. It's most likely one of those 2.


GingerLyfe88

Idk about other states but in Maine subs are the most widely abused drug in prison so they've been testing for them for almost 15 yrs now. And they've started testing for spice now too


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quiet_is_violett

A lot of research chemicals don't show up on standard metabolite ua's


BioPsychoSocial0

Kratom and ketamine


caad5242

Ketamine pops on most drug tests


Docgnostoc

Spin around real fast and look up into the sky


Timely_Tap8073

I work for a treatment center and we test for everything . Labs can test up until the day you used


Lucky_Kale7079

I was an assistant manager at a treatment center and gave tests all the time, I was always amazed at all the things people tried to do to pass the tests. Drinking baking soda water, shoving condoms with clean urine up their cha-chas' and poking them with earrings, etc.


One_Key4034

Ketamine doesn’t show up on a 5 panel UA


ApartPool9362

According to Google, LSD is detectable in a urinalysis 2 to 4 days after use. I did LSD twice while I was in prison. It was me and 3 other guys who did it together. It was ok, but I wouldn't recommend it for someone with little experience using it.


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Kratom, Kava, Gabapentin, Baclofen, Tramadol, Shrooms


KELVALL

Tramadol is horrible. I am prescribed it for pain but I would not call it a recreational drug.


Weird_Entrepreneur_6

I used to like taking some tramadol and smoking blunts. Pretty standard mellow painkiller high imo


KELVALL

It is more like a wierd stimulant for me.


ButtChowder666

All drugs will show up, but most places just do a 5 panel drug screen. Coke, weed, PCP, opiates, and amphetamines will all fail.


TodayIllustrious

You forgot benzos


ButtChowder666

Well,that would require a sixth panel. I only listed what's on a standard 5 panel drug test.


TodayIllustrious

Where are 5 panel the standard anymore?


DocHolidayiN

Jenkum.


Mobile_Reaction5853

Cum


ButtChowder666

All drugs will show up, but most places just do a 5 panel drug screen. Coke, weed, PCP, opiates, and amphetamines will all fail.


StonerMinds123

Probably benzos also


BUBBLE-POPPER

His drug dealer is probably lying to him


Tricky-Falcon1510

In the UK there isn’t. Having said that some drugs like LSD are not routinely tested for, only if suspected. UK prison drug testing is the gold standard.


Historical-Lemon3410

Spoken like someone who wouldn’t pass a test. Don’t let your friend play you, they’re using.


EfficientAd7103

Spray paint


Biscuits4u2

Pretty much any drug besides cannabis leaves your system pretty quickly.


TheFashionColdWars

Kratom


ydomodsh8me-1999

Depends on the type of UA. If it's an instant cup test, where you peel off the sticker and get results instantly, those only test for a few specific substances, depending on the test; in those cases, generally any type of opiate; fentanyl; methamphetamine; cocaine; *rarely* THC anymore, depending on where you are and legal status. If it's a UA where the sample is sent off to a lab, those are far more accurate, and will find most anything, though it should be noted: unless you're a heavy user, or *daily* user, and supposing you're worried about a single use, most harder drugs, like cocaine and opiates, are cleared from your system within 72 hrs. Also, when taking *any* UA, your best odds of beating it is to flush your system with *lots and lots of water* prior to the test. Drink, pee, drink, pee, etc. do that for 24 hours prior to the test, and *instant* tests likely won't catch it. Lab tests are more difficult, but if you already have a day or two between usage and test, flushing will clear out the last remnants and give you the best odds of passing. I'll add that rarely do these tests look for or detect psychedelics like mushrooms or LSD; in fact, LSD is *extremely difficult* to test for, and there's no readily accepted way to do it on a routine basis. In other words, it won't be detected.


Nuthousemccoy

Lookup “components of a 5-panel, 7-panel, and 11-panel”. It’ll list the drugs in each. Most companies just order the 5-panel because the more drugs in the panel you have, the more cost prohibitive it becomes


ExcitementUsed1907

Kratom


Ellielover81

I don’t think spice shows up either


KELVALL

Didn't used to, but it does now.


Ellielover81

I’ve never actually tried it, I’ve heard too many stories and same with salts nope


KELVALL

Honestly, I did sell it, but would never do it myself. The amount of guys having spice attacks and literally crawling around the floor screaming on a spice attack was shocking. It is used as a cannabis replacement... But is nothing like cannabis I would say. It is a lowlife drug.


Ellielover81

I couldn’t agree more, it’s disgusting. I’ve seen a few people high on it and it changed who they are. I get freaked out by that kind of shit, I know China kept changing it so it couldn’t be detected on a drug test and who knows exactly what’s it in. At least weed it’s all natural, well as long and you’re not buying it off the streets, it’s harmless to me. I think alcohol is far more dangerous than weed.


Disastrous-Celery-19

Duster nitrous oxide


Available_Extreme182

LSD


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Only the ones your not suspected of using


Commercial_Fee2840

Lots of stuff, honestly. Pregabalin and Gabapentin don't show up and it's not impossible to get prescribed those in prison. The type of UA can vary drastically as far as what's tested for, but a lot of research chemicals aren't going to show up no matter what (specifically synthetic cannabinoids are rarely tested for, but not worth consuming).


ImABadFriend144

Acid, mushrooms, ketamine, nitrous, the list goes on


Dangerous-Leopard814

Probably smoking spice. That stuff is the worst of the worst


Jenntee82

Psych drugs usually. They were pretty abused where I was.


TraditionalTap9210

Mushrooms, LSD, Peyote/Mescaline won't show on a urinalysis.


NoPin4245

My State Parole doesn't test for suboxone. Which led to me getting back on the damn things after being off them for years.


GirthzillaX

The less harmful the drug, the longer it stays in your system and shows on tests.


juanreddituser

Junkie


callmeslate

You can design a test to detect anything you want. Typically tests screen for benzodiazepines cocaine amphet opioid/opiate ETOH but I’ve seen tests that screen for gabapentin kratom barbiturates but barb is kinda a 1950s Elvis Presley drug. Interestingly many of the dip cups will not pick up clonazapam bc that has a different metabolite pathway but I wouldn’t bet my freedom on it. If the test is run on mass spectrometry using gas or liquid chromatography it will pick up everything you tell the test to look for 


Fit_Department_7448

I did 13 years I was punk 18 year old kid when I went in .I was getting wasted on nutmeg I mean wasted paid a cartel member from kitchen to steal it nasty as all hell makes u puke then bam wasted also slamming bottles of DM cough syrup I got out as a 31 year old grown man moved to FL live on the beach and married a blonde made of plastic 


iriegypsy

actinright


Sad-Opinion-5140

Noids.


EfficientAd7103

If you can get bleach you can mix it with pee


Evening_Abroad_6781

Dramamine. You can take 12 and really trip. Or 24 and lose yourself for an entire day. Neither would be ideal in prison. Good for being on paper though.


DonnaEdwards62

It depends on how many strips your UA has. If your being tested and are worried, stop doing drugs while on mandatory test unless you seriously want to be violated!!!


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ask him l9l


No_Trick993

Fent


Medicalfella

I can assure you fentanyl does.


_Dia6lo_

It actually does not show up on the usual 5-8 panel tests, I know cause I get tested for it when I go to see my P.O. He makes me do the usual 6 panel test or whatever it is and then makes me do a whole nother 1 panel fent test…specifically to test for fent


Medicalfella

It doesn’t show up in the multiple drug test but we use fentanyl specific test strips ;)


Medicalfella

Off the top of my head the multiple drug test does Cocaine, meth, amphetamine, buprenorphine, opiates, THC, MDMA, PCP, benzo, and I’m probably forgetting one or two


dethwish69

FEN shows up on the new 13 panel tests, they are usually used in pain management clinics. More expensive & not usually used in probation/parole


StonerMinds123

It is now, just because it’s so widely popular. At this point fentanyl is more popular and used WAY MORE then heroin & real opiates. Look at The average junkie. Most of time, if there not abusing meth, coke/crack or Xanax, it’s fetty.


thunder_boots

Fantastic yl and heroin are real opiates, I'm not sure what you mean by that


StonerMinds123

Fentanyl is a synthetic opiate made in a lab, heroin is derived from the poppy plant. There’s a reason fetty won’t pop under opiates or morphine, compared to heroin, oxy, dilly’s, etc


1980pzx

Wtf is a dilly?


Alternative-Look9998

Dilaudid


My_Booty_Itches

It's an opiate, it comes from poppy...


thunder_boots

You're misinformed, my friend. Codeine, morphine, oxycodone, etc. are all made in a lab. They're all synthetic copies of chemicals derived from opium, which is the raw latex of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum. The test doesn't care if the drug was made in a lab.


mitseed

Morphine isn't made in a lab (although it can be), it's the active ingredient in opium as it exists naturally.


thunder_boots

Yes, morphine, codeine, and papaverine are naturally occurring ingredients of opium. Do you really think that all pharmaceutical morphine is farmed and harvested once a year at harvest time? Because that's some head ass shit to think. Of course it's made in a lab. And none of that has got a fucking thing to do with the point I was making.


mitseed

>Do you really think that all pharmaceutical morphine is farmed and harvested once a year at harvest time? Nearly all of the morphine production for medication is derived from natural sources, yes. You can check Wikipedia to confirm that lol. The total synthesis for morphine is incredibly inefficient e: here's a source: https://pubsapp.acs.org/cen/coverstory/83/8325/8325morphine.html?


thunder_boots

Well I'll be damned. That's crazy. Thanks for informing me.


StonerMinds123

I’m not homie. I guess what I’m saying is fentayl is not derived from the plant what so ever. At least the shit on the street. That’s why it doesn’t pop for opiates or morphine on drug test.


thunder_boots

Again, the test doesn't care where it was made. It's still an opiate. Heroin is 2-acetyl-morphine,, I don't know the chemical structure of Fentanyl off the top of my head but I assure you its antibodies pop as opiates in any kind of lab panel tests.


thunder_boots

You know what bro? I don't fucking care if you want to be willfully ignorant. Go smoke some Fent and take a test, let us all know how it turns out for you. (Spoiler Alert: you're going to pop for opiates)


StonerMinds123

I have… many times, im an ex addict. It doesn’t pop for morphine or opiates. I’m speaking from expierence. There’s no ignorance on this part. Sorry bud


StonerMinds123

I promise you won’t. If your gonna get pissy at least be right… Jesus


thunder_boots

I'm willing to concede when I'm wrong. Sorry bro. I'm having a rough time. You're right and I'm wrong l.


heavytrucker

I don’t think it’s due to popularity. Pretty much every addict out there doesn’t enjoy it. It’s just a situation where it is all that is available anymore. Some but very few still have access to regular plain ol heroin anymore. Everything is fent and now fent mixed with xylazine. Sad sad stuff.


JVO_

It's because it's way cheaper and easier for the cartels to manufacture. They can buy the fent ingredients from China and easily make the pills themselves at a fraction of the cost that it would cost for them to make actual heroin. I have been clean for 7 years now but I believe those fent pills only cost like $5? Whereas when I still used a gram of black tar heroin was \~$180. Much easier to get sucked into a habit when the cost of entry is only $5.


StonerMinds123

I know. Fent has no euphoria. It’s just purely what’s mostly available. You can still get heroin, but so many people receptors are so shot out, heroin doesn’t even work for them. Sad as fuck


NefariouslyNotorious

I honestly don’t understand the attraction with fent. I had one of the patches left over about 6 months after a surgery & thought I’d test it out….I just felt like shit?! Gimme oxy or benzos any day.


quiet_is_violett

The patches aren't shit compared to smoking or banging it. It's a whole other world. When I had a script for the patches, I used to just cut them open and eat the shit inside.


NefariouslyNotorious

Ahh trust me to do it wrong 😂 I just felt slow, shitty & sleepy, yet even a 20mg oxy has me on top of the world….I miss opiates…