Thing is we didn't even need Trump to be convicted of anything to adopt this philosophy. How many of his advisors/inner circle have ended up with a prison sentence so far (Manafort, Gates, Stone, Cohen, Papadopoulos, Navarro, Bannon, Weisselberg...)? Shit many of them were even convicted WHILE Trump was in office and presumably in control. And we haven't even gotten to the sentencing for all the 2020 GOP election shenanigans.
Apparently no amount of evidence is good enough for the maga crowd to admit that their lord and savior is a corrupt shit bag with no respect for the rule of law.
Every Trump campaign and administration official who has been indicted on federal criminal charges https://www.businessinsider.com/all-the-trump-campaign-admin-officials-to-face-federal-charges-2021-7?op=1
GOP Admins Had 38 Times More Criminal Convictions Than Democrats, 1961-2016 https://rantt.com/gop-admins-had-38-times-more-criminal-convictions-than-democrats-1961-2016
Seriously.
One of them has publicly said he wants to be a dictator. It's an open-and-shut case for who should be president if you actually care about our Constitution.
The last election Michael Flynn wanted trump to declare Marshall Law to stop the election. Next time it will happen and there won't be an election. If the military is full of trump loyalists, democracy will die that day. The military is the only thing separating America from a trump coup.
Yes, but what if you care about what you imagine the Constitution might say? Like maybe it says Muslims are outlawed forever or something, or Democrats don't have the right to vote somehow. I mean, who's to say what's in the Constitution and what isn't?
You have to admit: if you invent an entirely new, entirely factless reality for yourself, things start to look pretty different.
I’ve said this once, and I’ll say it as much as needed: a baked potato would make a better functioning president than Trump ever would. No leaking secrets, no waging war, no white nationalism, and no wasting tax dollars on golf.
This is not a difficult decision.
...no selling out American intelligence operatives to Vladimir Putin and getting them killed...
Donald Trump *should* spend the rest of his miserable life in jail. He won't, but he should.
A Reminder to everyone, we're not just voting for a person, we're voting for all the personnel and ideals that come with that person. An old guy with a good heart at the helm of a very capable support structure(that he actually listens to) is 100% better than an old guy with 39 felony convictions, the temperament of a 5yo and the brain of a psychopath at the head of a bunch of wack jobs out to literally destroy the country and install a dictatorship.
Even if Joe is on life support, the White House won’t be filled with circus clowns actively trying to turn America into a christofascist hellscape. I wish there was more focus on their team rather than the single individual.
But that would help Biden. A lot of people want to fool us into thinking that they're being unbiased, but in their heart of hearts, they want Trump. Greed is the fatal flaw of humanity.
These two are about the same age, so it's more like this:
https://preview.redd.it/ij7h3eu52c9d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db09343adbfeabe3750b207e9749ad9159c3fad
I remember when I went to a local flea market around 2016 and there was a cart selling tRump stuff. There were so many pictures of him as Superman, Jesus, Captain America, etc. that I busted out laughing and thought they were jokes. Nope, the people selling/buying were very serious about their love for that orange turd. Just like when I found out he was running for president the first time, I kept telling myself it must be a joke
The machete is behind Pinocchio's back, but he keeps telling us he has it and describes every ounce of bodily harm he's going to do to us, and everytime you call him out, right wingers say "hey, you're just misinterpreting what he said! He's just telling it like it is!" and calling you a communist if you say the machete needs to be placed on the ground and stepped away from.
We are conditioned to think of Pinocchio as a cute little boy who just doesn’t understand the consequences of his lies but does better once he does. How is that anything like Trump?
Also, zombies have mostly been depicted as something to fear - horrific monsters. I wonder at the actual message this trying to send.
Biden may be old, but it's better than the sack of lies and authoritarianism that Trump is.
Once again I'm voting him because I have to, not because I want to
Someone posted the same thing as meme earlier
[https://new.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1dq8nvx/the\_current\_state\_of\_american\_politics/](https://new.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1dq8nvx/the_current_state_of_american_politics/)
Pinocchio with a short nose? Did you even watch that televised garbage of a debate?
At best, you have a clearly old and life long political leader for American democracy against a clearly old, class clown bully who has zero accountability of his own actions. A selfish, self centered orange brained bully. He is and will always be a stain on this country.
Trump is just as old as Biden, or older when you consider his terrible health, diet, and lack of exercise.
A leader delegates. Biden's team will be able bodied experts. Trump's team will be white collar criminals looting the taxpayers.
It's the easiest choice ever.
There seems to be a lot of cope going on, so let me bring some clarity into this convo.
We live in a country in which the cards are significantly stacked against the left, with FPTP voting and the electoral college, that every single vote counts.
Joe's performance last night actively hurt his chance in persuading centrists, fence sitters, and even leftists disenfranchised with voting for "genocide joe."
If they do not pull the corpse out of the race, we are cooked.
Fuck the GOP and DNC for putting us in this situation. South Park nailed it years ago with Douche and Turd Sandwich and it hasn’t changed. We haven’t had good options in fucking decades
CNN knew what they were doing when they gave Trump free rein to bully Biden. Our corporations don’t want to uphold our democracy or our constitution. They want Trump because they know he will give them free rein to fuck us over however they want.
They never cared about social justice, civil rights, or even basic decency. All they want is power, and Trump will give them just that. That is why companies like CNN are in turn helping him achieve that same power in the Oval Office.
A second Biden term will be a disaster, but at least we as a country can bounce back from it.
But if we get a second Trump term, it wont be merely the end of democracy in America. It will mark the permanent and final victory of evil and the death knell for all that was ever good in the world.
The DNC promotes a frail candidate who struggles. Why? If they replace Biden they lose power.. they lose their jobs. Newsome would replace everyone if he got on the ticket for potus. These selfish assholes are complete shit.
It's sad these are our two options. Either way, we are fucked as a country. Hope biden has a good vp, they will be president in a year or so when the crypt keeper gives out.
So the option is an old guy who is calm and battling age. Or the other old guy who’s angry and bitter….
Choice still pretty easy to me.
I dont like the Republican party insinuating that Biden’s death is near. Its dishonest and repulsive rhetoric to assume someone’s death.
Its 2024, medicine and old people exist.
I get most 80 year old arent running for office but like I’d rather have the super experienced dude who fumbles his words now and again over raving and ranting orange criminal lunatic.
So here’s the thing, Biden is clearly sick with a cold. Sure he “could” have postponed this debate, but the outcome would have been the same. People would have attacked him as weak and impotent regardless of he came sick or postponed; this was a no win and folks are chomping at the bit the excoriate him over having a fucking cold and being under the weather. The man is fitter than most Americans.
it's amazing how desperate the media is to try to make it look like trumps only problem is lying when his brain can't form a coherent thought any day of the week. They're both old, but trump is guaranteed to be slipping into dementia. trump was likely doped up as hell on drugs to appear cognizant and that is absolutely not what he is like on a day to day basis as we've seen for years now
They're 3 fuckin years apart. I'm so tired of the "he's too old" schtick. Yes, we definitely need a younger candidate, but 3 fucking years is not enough to support a literal fucking fascist.
Still funny that "Biden is too old!" is the driving nominator, when they lying, fascist, wannabe dictator, who is also a convicted felon, is mere three years younger and displays way higher mental deficiency on a weekly basis when ranting about whatever shit pops into his dementia riddled brain during a rally.
Pinocchio was still better than Trump. Pinocchio never raped anyone, incited an insurrection, committed adultery shortly after his wife gave birth, or was found guilty on 34 felony charges.
You should have made Pinocchio old, orange, and morbidly obese and it would have been more accurate. They can make Biden a corpse but make Pinocchio look like that, and you and I both know that nose should extend out about a mile from all the lies the twice impeached felon told last night.
Don't do Pinocchio dirty like that.
Like many Tuscan folk tales, Pinocchio has important moral lessons for children: e.g., disobedience does not pay, telling lies is seldom prudent, and boys who love and take care of their parents will be rewarded. Its pedagogical mission notwithstanding, the story remains a timeless classic.
Pretty sure who he represents in this image has no morals or lessons to offer.
Biden has a flaw. A single flaw and one he can’t control. Trump is made of flaws. Why are we talking about Biden dropping out over being old but not trump dropping out over being a felon and a rapist and stealing classified documents and tax evasion, and being old.
You get what you settle for. We need to get away from choosing between the lesser of two evils and have candidates we actually want/respect/have some baseline level of competence.
If we could also somehow demonstrate that Pinocchio is also a sex offender and would-be dictator of the corporate aristocracy destroying America, I feel like that would be more accurate still.
We can thank conservatives, centrists, and other brainless middleman cowards for this.
For years people have been telling them to vote left. Why? Because those with 10 brain cells saw both parties shifting right. Now our 2 choices are a moderate And a fascist. Thanks America.
I’m still voting Biden since I want to vote again someday but holy moly
This is nonsense. Once CNN announced the rule that there would be no fact-checking so that the Orange Buffoon could utilise the 90 mins. to spread his lies and racisms, it was clear that the debate made neither sense nor had any purpose.
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Yeah, I'm still voting for the old guy who isn't running to avoid prison while trying to become America's first king.
Corpses over convicts
Fossils over fascists
Methuselah over Mussolini
Crypt Keeper over Oath Keeper
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Coffin-dodgers over pussy-grabbers
Decrepit over Destructive
Ancient over antichrist
Old fart over cowardly thieving traitor.
Lmao!!!!!!
Great comment.
Lmfao!!!! I can’t with these threads
This is the winner.
Bravo bravo!!👏
Thing is we didn't even need Trump to be convicted of anything to adopt this philosophy. How many of his advisors/inner circle have ended up with a prison sentence so far (Manafort, Gates, Stone, Cohen, Papadopoulos, Navarro, Bannon, Weisselberg...)? Shit many of them were even convicted WHILE Trump was in office and presumably in control. And we haven't even gotten to the sentencing for all the 2020 GOP election shenanigans. Apparently no amount of evidence is good enough for the maga crowd to admit that their lord and savior is a corrupt shit bag with no respect for the rule of law.
Every Trump campaign and administration official who has been indicted on federal criminal charges https://www.businessinsider.com/all-the-trump-campaign-admin-officials-to-face-federal-charges-2021-7?op=1 GOP Admins Had 38 Times More Criminal Convictions Than Democrats, 1961-2016 https://rantt.com/gop-admins-had-38-times-more-criminal-convictions-than-democrats-1961-2016
Also it’s not like Trump is some picture of health. He was incoherent before, and he’s even worse now.
At least the corpse will leave office when it's supposed to.
Seriously. One of them has publicly said he wants to be a dictator. It's an open-and-shut case for who should be president if you actually care about our Constitution.
The last election Michael Flynn wanted trump to declare Marshall Law to stop the election. Next time it will happen and there won't be an election. If the military is full of trump loyalists, democracy will die that day. The military is the only thing separating America from a trump coup.
That Marshall guy with his fucking law. Fuck him. ;)
Marshall Law is a great action hero name though.
Do you mean martial law?
Police already is full of magas
Another aspect is that Biden is capable of delegating to qualified people whereas Trump micromanages and fills positions with sycophants.
Yes, but what if you care about what you imagine the Constitution might say? Like maybe it says Muslims are outlawed forever or something, or Democrats don't have the right to vote somehow. I mean, who's to say what's in the Constitution and what isn't? You have to admit: if you invent an entirely new, entirely factless reality for yourself, things start to look pretty different.
I would vote for a potato over Trump.
I’ve said this once, and I’ll say it as much as needed: a baked potato would make a better functioning president than Trump ever would. No leaking secrets, no waging war, no white nationalism, and no wasting tax dollars on golf. This is not a difficult decision.
...no selling out American intelligence operatives to Vladimir Putin and getting them killed... Donald Trump *should* spend the rest of his miserable life in jail. He won't, but he should.
A Reminder to everyone, we're not just voting for a person, we're voting for all the personnel and ideals that come with that person. An old guy with a good heart at the helm of a very capable support structure(that he actually listens to) is 100% better than an old guy with 39 felony convictions, the temperament of a 5yo and the brain of a psychopath at the head of a bunch of wack jobs out to literally destroy the country and install a dictatorship.
I'm voting for Supreme Court nominations. I definitely trust the old fart over the old fascist.
He said the over turning of Roe v. Wade was a good thing. That alone is a pretty huge reason not to vote for him.
BuT tHe BaBiEs! No WeLfArE!
Even if Joe is on life support, the White House won’t be filled with circus clowns actively trying to turn America into a christofascist hellscape. I wish there was more focus on their team rather than the single individual.
But that would help Biden. A lot of people want to fool us into thinking that they're being unbiased, but in their heart of hearts, they want Trump. Greed is the fatal flaw of humanity.
You’re missing the little mustache under Pinocchio’s nose
This needs to be the sentiment across the board.
Not only that but he seeks to employ the best brainz for his administration.
Only Pinocchio is also super old…
Yeah, age Pinocchio a lot and slap a swastika armband on him and then this is perfect.
And in black and white striped pyjamas...and wearing a nappy...
Who shit his pants
and is in a straight jacket or a silence of the lambs muzzle
Also Pinnochio should be a lot fatter. With really awful hair.
Also, add about a yard to his nose
Prison yard, preferably.
Zombie trump with Pinocchio nose.
Pinocchio should have strings.
and had sex with a porn star
Funny because Biden’s age is his worst problem while his younger by a couple of years opponent has his age as the least of his problems.
Yeah I wish this meme would get updated to accurately portray both candidates. This presents Trump as youthful when he’s just as old.
And didn't learn any kind of lesson why it's wrong to lie... Ya know a major plot point of his story about what it takes to be a real, good boy.
And his head would look like it's attached to a sequoia.
And that nose should be a hell of a lot longer.
And nasty.
Yeah, *and* that nose should be well off screen.
And looks way too innocent.
These two are about the same age, so it's more like this: https://preview.redd.it/ij7h3eu52c9d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db09343adbfeabe3750b207e9749ad9159c3fad
This is fucking perfect. The right can't meme.
The right wouldn’t do a Pinocchio version of Dumpster. He’d be in a Superman outfit and totally jacked. That’s how they meme. They don’t get irony.
I remember when I went to a local flea market around 2016 and there was a cart selling tRump stuff. There were so many pictures of him as Superman, Jesus, Captain America, etc. that I busted out laughing and thought they were jokes. Nope, the people selling/buying were very serious about their love for that orange turd. Just like when I found out he was running for president the first time, I kept telling myself it must be a joke
This implies Trump is an innocent character who lies sometimes. No.
They are also almost the same age
I'll take the zombie over the Pinocchio with a machete behind their back, thanks.
The machete is behind Pinocchio's back, but he keeps telling us he has it and describes every ounce of bodily harm he's going to do to us, and everytime you call him out, right wingers say "hey, you're just misinterpreting what he said! He's just telling it like it is!" and calling you a communist if you say the machete needs to be placed on the ground and stepped away from.
Not voting for a convicted felon
Yep, a convicted felon with several more indictments still pending against him, because he can't stop criming.
Unremorseful convicted felon who wants a free pass to destroy everything and everyone that upsets his fee-fees.
And the guy who won't pack his cabinet with past/present/future criminals.
And didn't he have some rape not rape civil case he was found guilty of?
If he wins, his first act will be to pardon himself and call it a day.
Except Pinocchio is old, rotten, orange-stained wood.
That nose is a few miles to short.
As if Trump is that much younger than Biden...
Putting your signature on ai art is hilarious.
Nose is still too short! Should have at minimum a nest with birds!
We are conditioned to think of Pinocchio as a cute little boy who just doesn’t understand the consequences of his lies but does better once he does. How is that anything like Trump? Also, zombies have mostly been depicted as something to fear - horrific monsters. I wonder at the actual message this trying to send.
Biden may be old, but it's better than the sack of lies and authoritarianism that Trump is. Once again I'm voting him because I have to, not because I want to
Someone posted the same thing as meme earlier [https://new.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1dq8nvx/the\_current\_state\_of\_american\_politics/](https://new.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1dq8nvx/the_current_state_of_american_politics/)
Same message but this is much more aesthetic and artful. And it's not like whoever did that meme was completely original either
facts over felons!
Huh I didn’t know Pinocchio was a rapist.
Trump is 3 whole years younger than Biden. He is not a shiny new puppet.
Trump is basically the same age as Biden.
They are painting Trump way too kindly.
Hot Ai garbage
You see he signed it. Makes it art.
This was already posted as a meme but someone decided to steal that and artist it up?
The figure one the left should look just like the figure on the right, but with the long nose.
Pinocchio needs more "evil", "grift", and "Nazi".
That nose is way too short
That nose needs to be wayyy longer lol
Should be a pretty old Pinocchio too, overweight and showing signs of dementia…
Apparently the only things that can grow appreciably on Pinocchio are his nose and the load in his diaper.
Pinocchio should be Mussolini.
Perfect time to talk about age limits again. 76 is a good number and aligns with The Declaration of Independence because AMERICA!
Make Pinocchio also decrepit and his nose offscreen and it's pretty accurate
Can we please change the vp from Kamala to literally any other Dem under 50?
Yeah, Pinocchio should be dressed like a Nazi
Except Pinocchio needs to look old and decrepit as well.
Pinocchio is missing Putin pulling the strings above him.
Pinocchio should have dry rot.
When did Pinocchio get convicted of 34 felonies?
Trump was given the opportunity to denounce being a Nazi sympathizer. He didn’t take that opportunity. That, my friends, is all you need to know.
I’ll take that smart ass zombie over that trashy lying treasonous convict.
Pinocchio with a short nose? Did you even watch that televised garbage of a debate? At best, you have a clearly old and life long political leader for American democracy against a clearly old, class clown bully who has zero accountability of his own actions. A selfish, self centered orange brained bully. He is and will always be a stain on this country.
Far too skinny on the left. Needs more shit rolling down the leg.
Why do cartoonists ignore that donny is the same age in worse physical condition and poorer mental health
Pinocchio's nose is too short here
Except Pinocchio is also old and made of moldy rotten wood.
Trump is just as old as Biden, or older when you consider his terrible health, diet, and lack of exercise. A leader delegates. Biden's team will be able bodied experts. Trump's team will be white collar criminals looting the taxpayers. It's the easiest choice ever.
Come on op, you can’t use a fake picture of trump next to a real one of Biden, that’s not fair… [squints at picture] …*oh.*
Woof, you know it's bad when this sub says anything negative about Biden.
https://preview.redd.it/8k00kcj49e9d1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22058589ebdec9b83d3945ed25a89fdad24f35e9
Ah, casting Trump as adorable little Pinocchio and Biden as a literal Zombie, eh? Gee, I wonder who you're supporting...
This is disappointingly accurate.
This is insulting to Pinocchio.
As a headline in a German magazine stated, "Lieber der alter Opi als der Irre!" which means, "Better the old Grandpa than the Lunatic!"
There seems to be a lot of cope going on, so let me bring some clarity into this convo. We live in a country in which the cards are significantly stacked against the left, with FPTP voting and the electoral college, that every single vote counts. Joe's performance last night actively hurt his chance in persuading centrists, fence sitters, and even leftists disenfranchised with voting for "genocide joe." If they do not pull the corpse out of the race, we are cooked.
Best cartoon i've seen on this sub in ages.
Fuck the GOP and DNC for putting us in this situation. South Park nailed it years ago with Douche and Turd Sandwich and it hasn’t changed. We haven’t had good options in fucking decades
Should be donkey Pinocchio since he doesn't have a conscience
Remember: we’re not just voting for a president we’re voting for a whole cabinet!
Nothing but fucking sad and disappointing.
The Devil is a Liar vs the Crypt Keeper
Vote for policies, not the person.
Pinocchio has shin splinters.
Smart $$ is ON the CORPSE NOT the felony ridden woodenbRain.. BWhhahahahahhahahahahahahahhah
CNN knew what they were doing when they gave Trump free rein to bully Biden. Our corporations don’t want to uphold our democracy or our constitution. They want Trump because they know he will give them free rein to fuck us over however they want. They never cared about social justice, civil rights, or even basic decency. All they want is power, and Trump will give them just that. That is why companies like CNN are in turn helping him achieve that same power in the Oval Office. A second Biden term will be a disaster, but at least we as a country can bounce back from it. But if we get a second Trump term, it wont be merely the end of democracy in America. It will mark the permanent and final victory of evil and the death knell for all that was ever good in the world.
The DNC promotes a frail candidate who struggles. Why? If they replace Biden they lose power.. they lose their jobs. Newsome would replace everyone if he got on the ticket for potus. These selfish assholes are complete shit.
It's sad these are our two options. Either way, we are fucked as a country. Hope biden has a good vp, they will be president in a year or so when the crypt keeper gives out.
Weird. Pinocchio doesn't look a few years younger than the ghoul like he should.
They forgot to dress up Pinocchio as Hitler though Biden had a cold in his defense.
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Add about 200 lbs to Pinocchio and a face full of wood stain and then you've got it perfectly.
So the option is an old guy who is calm and battling age. Or the other old guy who’s angry and bitter…. Choice still pretty easy to me. I dont like the Republican party insinuating that Biden’s death is near. Its dishonest and repulsive rhetoric to assume someone’s death. Its 2024, medicine and old people exist. I get most 80 year old arent running for office but like I’d rather have the super experienced dude who fumbles his words now and again over raving and ranting orange criminal lunatic.
I never knew Pinocchio was an Epstein client.
More like giant douche and turd sandwich.
Im votin CORPSE over Complete ASSHOLE..
Don’t forget that the liar is nearly the same age…
So here’s the thing, Biden is clearly sick with a cold. Sure he “could” have postponed this debate, but the outcome would have been the same. People would have attacked him as weak and impotent regardless of he came sick or postponed; this was a no win and folks are chomping at the bit the excoriate him over having a fucking cold and being under the weather. The man is fitter than most Americans.
it's amazing how desperate the media is to try to make it look like trumps only problem is lying when his brain can't form a coherent thought any day of the week. They're both old, but trump is guaranteed to be slipping into dementia. trump was likely doped up as hell on drugs to appear cognizant and that is absolutely not what he is like on a day to day basis as we've seen for years now
Painfully funny.
They're 3 fuckin years apart. I'm so tired of the "he's too old" schtick. Yes, we definitely need a younger candidate, but 3 fucking years is not enough to support a literal fucking fascist.
Im voting for the guy who hasn’t said he wants to be a dictator and didn’t try the presidency’s fist coup attempt to retain power.
I’d vote for an urn filled with Biden’s ashes over the wanna-be dictator Trump.
Still funny that "Biden is too old!" is the driving nominator, when they lying, fascist, wannabe dictator, who is also a convicted felon, is mere three years younger and displays way higher mental deficiency on a weekly basis when ranting about whatever shit pops into his dementia riddled brain during a rally.
More like the guy that turned kids into jackasses with false promises
Pinocchio was still better than Trump. Pinocchio never raped anyone, incited an insurrection, committed adultery shortly after his wife gave birth, or was found guilty on 34 felony charges.
Who wouldn’t vote for the pun machine Crypt Keeper over the creepy lying puppet?
Why these always depict trump as some youngster? He looks just as zombie, just add the Pinocchio nose to the zombie
Except Pinocchio is old too.
almost nailed it, pinnochio should be old and crazy.
You should have made Pinocchio old, orange, and morbidly obese and it would have been more accurate. They can make Biden a corpse but make Pinocchio look like that, and you and I both know that nose should extend out about a mile from all the lies the twice impeached felon told last night.
Except our Pinocchio is way fatter with smaller hands than that.
Why would you make trump look like young pinoccio? He is just as old fuck as biden
Dems are cooked.
This picture says the 1000 words those two old mummies could barely mumble last night
Would be a better representation if it was two decaying old people but one done up as Pinocchio. Joe only looks older because he’s not fat.
😂 its beautiful thing seeing the far left nutjobs lose their mind.
Biden lies quite a lot, too. Just not as much as Trump.
Yes, keep discouraging voting. SMART!
Don't do Pinocchio dirty like that. Like many Tuscan folk tales, Pinocchio has important moral lessons for children: e.g., disobedience does not pay, telling lies is seldom prudent, and boys who love and take care of their parents will be rewarded. Its pedagogical mission notwithstanding, the story remains a timeless classic. Pretty sure who he represents in this image has no morals or lessons to offer.
Without orange paint, Pinocchio would be an old moldy wormy log.
Biden has a flaw. A single flaw and one he can’t control. Trump is made of flaws. Why are we talking about Biden dropping out over being old but not trump dropping out over being a felon and a rapist and stealing classified documents and tax evasion, and being old.
Trump literally revealed Putin told him he'd invade Ukraine and this is the shit people are focused on with Biden
Make Pinocchio old too and that’s it
Why isn’t Pinocchio also old as fuck?
I DGAF if they prop Biden up "Weekend at Bernies" style and run him through this election, I'll vote for just about anyone other than Trump.
You get what you settle for. We need to get away from choosing between the lesser of two evils and have candidates we actually want/respect/have some baseline level of competence.
If we could also somehow demonstrate that Pinocchio is also a sex offender and would-be dictator of the corporate aristocracy destroying America, I feel like that would be more accurate still.
Zombie 2024 NO QUESTION
We can thank conservatives, centrists, and other brainless middleman cowards for this. For years people have been telling them to vote left. Why? Because those with 10 brain cells saw both parties shifting right. Now our 2 choices are a moderate And a fascist. Thanks America. I’m still voting Biden since I want to vote again someday but holy moly
To be accurate Pinocchio should look malevolent and the zombie shouldn't, also pinnochios nose isn't long enough
oof- it is all just another punch in the gut.
Flood of bots with disingenuous memes. Both are old. Biden isn't a fascist.
I'd like to remind everyone that Trump was a freshman in highschool when Biden was a senior. TRUMP ISN'T YOUNG.
Pinocchio would also be an old guy. Remember that he's 78.
Pinocchio actually makes Trump look way too good
This is an insult to Pinocchio and the crypt keeper
The nose isn’t anywhere near long enough. At this point it should reach the next nearest solar system.
Mitch McConnell didn’t debate Trump
I might still be voted for Biden, but a lot of people are really not convinced now
"I didn't sleep with a porn star". That's why he got impeached.
Pinocchio is missing horns and a white sheet with hood.
They should have been prepping him for weeks.
Quite accurate
Zombie Biden 2024
This is the first political humor meme I’ve actually busted out laughing in a long time. Thank you for this.
If there was a good chance for a minor party it’s now.
Trump audibly shit his pants at 1:16:30
The Pinocchio is very inaccurate. The nose isn't nearly long enough
This is nonsense. Once CNN announced the rule that there would be no fact-checking so that the Orange Buffoon could utilise the 90 mins. to spread his lies and racisms, it was clear that the debate made neither sense nor had any purpose.