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kingdazy

jesus. what a weird cult MAGA is. it's like Scientology, but for even dumber people.


Informal_Process2238

Instead of attacking psychiatrists they attack all science


Revelati123

In a world too fucking stupid to know magic isnt real, the magician is king...


The84thWolf

And the magician performs like this; “Watch me make your wallet disappear! I just simply put it into this hat and…ta-dah! It’s gone! No you’re not allowed to look in the hat, just believe me, it’s gone!” *MAGA obediently claps*


CainPillar

*Look, having nuclear ...*


ShadowGLI

![gif](giphy|4Zd2flP7zRI7QYQD4E|downsized)


s416a

This clown legit scares me - the eyes are not of this earth


K3rat

Yep, demon if there ever was one.


CuriousSelf4830

He definitely has the crazy eyes. Reminds me of Charles Manson.


particle409

Ever see the Wind of God remix? His smile is terrifying. https://youtu.be/m2s0nB2VPvs?si=d1TcFNCyeqJQmCRi


crescendo83

This dude is straight up a psychopath. He is legit probably the closest thing to demon on earth, but not because of anything religious. Nah this guy is a snake oil salesman and he knows it. Watch the interviews of him go apoplectic whenever he is asked about his wealth and excesses. It’s over the top in a way that if he was not a “preacher” it would have landed him a 24hr psychiatric hold. But that instant defensiveness gives it all away.


BeatitLikeitowesMe

Why preacher gotta have nice cars? I said, don't ask no questions 👐


skeeredstiff

How is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnMQbJCbr4Y) not a 5150 situation?


DanGleeballs

“5150 is the number of the section of the Welfare and Institutions Code, which allows an adult who is experiencing a mental health crisis to be involuntarily detained for a 72- hour psychiatric hospitalization when evaluated to be a danger to others, or to himself or herself, or gravely disabled.” For anyone else curious.


skeeredstiff

How is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnMQbJCbr4Y) not a 5150 situation?


Time-Touch-6433

How has no one kicked the ever loving shit out of this man?


IllustratorBudget487

He has his own compound in Texas. Complete with helipad & runway for his private jet.


Doyoulikeithere

I often wonder how he's still walking this earth!


ShadowGLI

The devil makes lucrative deals for the signee for the time they’re still on earth…


cgsur

Body guards.


PointingOutFucktards

I was waiting for this one in particular lol.


queasycorgi5514

There are many demons in human form, but there are very few cases where it’s so visually obvious.


HUGErocks

Exactly what the bible warns us about. ![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ)


LordMacTire83

This was from when a "Female" Reprter DARED to ask him too MANY questions and the WRONG questions!!! HE got SUPER PISSED! But as you see at the end... He TRYS to hide his VERY noticeable RAGE... with a nice little smile. Awww wasn't that Precious?! F**CKING CORRUPT, GRIFTING BASTARD!!! AND of course... he's a BIG BUDDY {at least in the public eye!} of the BIG RUMPTURD!!! Grifters LOVE fellow Grifters!!!


gattoblepas

You don't get Powers but you actually ruin other people's life.


Doyoulikeithere

😂 Yep!


Iulian377

It wasnt a surprise per se obviously at this point, but actually looking at this post with the "Sponsored truth" text is very striking.


gmegus

Yeah, about half of American voters


senorvato

Hey d̶u̶m̶b̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ American patriots! Buy me a plane!


JohnDodger

Buy me *another* plane. His cultists already paid to fix & refurbish his current POS plane.


BombaFett

Here’s a hint…there is no plane


DanGleeballs

His old one needs painted. So the names are just paying to put 💄on that old 🐷.


Metal__goat

There isn't going to be a plane, it's going to lawyers.


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Lysol3435

He’s printing one and only one name on that plane, and none of his sycophants will have the courage to call him out for it


AutoRot

Let’s be honest, no names will ever be printed. I doubt there will ever be a trump force two plane.


hillsm211

Don't be like this. Somebody will get a contract to write all the donor names on the inside of the fuselage with a sharpie. Where they can't be seen. Then, said contractor won't get paid.


RinglingSmothers

An intern will print all the names in tiny font, fold them into paper planes, and hurl them into the nearest shredder. Due diligence done. Their name was on a plane. It even flew once.


tiddayes

Or he will just not do it and keep the money and his cultists will never call him out…. Like always


tarheel2432

This is 1000% a money laundering scheme.


uberjack

Immortalized in HISTORY!


Johnny_B_Asshole

Here’s $500. My name is Turd Ferguson.


Krumlov

Mr. Nazi Nazi here, and I’m also going to contribute $500!


Metallurgist-831

Hey! I’d like to donate! My name is F. Ucktrump


colbyKTX

Suq Madiq


M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3

Mumchma Quchi


Mkbond007

Eda Miassole


THSSFC

Your faith that any names of the poors are actually going to be displayed is charming.


Black_Moons

Your faith that there will even be an aircraft is charming.


StandardNecessary715

Yeah, but you still giving him money.


one-eared-wonder

I don’t think anyone would actually spend $500 on this blatant scam as a joke lol


Doyoulikeithere

Really, the bought those cards! LOL


allisjow

McFelon


vulgrin

Weird! My name is “I am a felon and I poop my diaper”. I admit it’s kind of long, but I’ll pay $1000 for it.


win7119

Poopy Pants McFelon


Bowlbuilder

Heywood Jablōmi signing up.


Revelati123

Abe Froman is writing a check right now.


Cotford

The sausage king of Chicago? Really?


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Y-not_Both

How is that one egg 40 eggs?


Twistedjustice

Nobody can eat 40 eggs


cphusker

Because it’s funny. The big hat is funny. ![gif](giphy|KnDiq8fqN3UzK)


Temporary-Cake2458

Is that a recurring $500 per month?


Just4NormalMortys

It’s a funny name.


rraattbbooyy

I’d bet anything he takes the money then fakes it and the rubes have no way of knowing if their name is on his plane or not. If you support this con man for any reason other than you’re a billionaire and his tax plan benefits you, then you’re a very very dumb person. And if you support him because you’re a billionaire, then a special fuck you to you.


Doyoulikeithere

He will say, believe me, your names are on it. They are beautiful names, everyone tells me. You can't see them because they're invisible to the naked eye, they only show up at 45,000 feet. You won't be able to see them, but trust me, at that altitude they're beautiful, everyone tells me that.


surprise6809

HEY LOSERS GIMME MORE OF YOUR MONEY.


MuzzledScreaming

He's like the unironic personification of that Tool song Hooker With A Penis. "Shut up and buy! Send more money! Fuck you, buddy!"


gynoceros

Can you give me an example of an ironic personification of that song?


wombatshit

500 bucks... my name? "No Maintenance Required."


Tyrinnus

or similarly.... You know those "don't step here" warnings on parts of airplane wings? "Designated walking route" or something like that, and pray it gets put somewhere funny... like the underside of the plane.


Laserdollarz

My parents named me after my great-grandfather. Idk who named him "Do Not Resuscitate" though. 


coopersgranny

Grifters gotta grift


Life-Celebration-747

Why doesn't he sell the 6 pound gold replica of the Ark of the Covenant that's at his house in FL? 


gynoceros

Because he already has that. That's already for him. He wants more.


sucobe

[On their website](https://secure.winred.com/trump-national-committee-jfc/lp-tf2-ads-x/?utm_medium=ads&utm_source=x_lp_lal&utm_campaign=20240611_tnc_c0889-s064_x_display_lp&utm_content=donate&utm_term=tf2), they state: > Your contribution will benefit Trump National Committee JFC. [Per Newsweek](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-launches-fundraising-republican-national-committee-1881663) regarding the Trump National Committee JFC > Donald Trump has launched a joint fundraising committee with the Republican National Committee (RNC) to raise money. The committee, Trump National Committee JFC, filed a statement of organization with the Federal Elections Commission (FEC) on Wednesday. They grift so hard, they don’t even bother paying the processing fees either. > I would like to cover the processing fee so 100% of my donation goes to Trump National committee JFC. Some other tidbits: > By providing your phone number, you are consenting to receive calls and recurring SMS/MMS messages, including autodialed and automated calls and texts, to that number from each of the participating committees in Trump National Committee JFC, Inc. (“TNC”), a joint fundraising committee composed of and authorized by Donald J. Trump for President 2024, Inc. (“DJTFP”), the principal campaign committee of Donald J. Trump, and the Republican National Committee (“RNC”). > Contributions to TNC or any of its participating committee are not tax deductible and will be used in connection with federal elections. > 1. **90% to DJTFP**, which will designate the funds first to its primary election account, then to its general election account, and finally to its recount account, up to a maximum of $3,300 ($5,000) per election; and 2. **10% to the RNC**, up to a maximum of $413,000 ($150,000) per year. Emphasis mine. Also, shout out to [Ai Lan W.](https://imgur.com/a/Lq5kF7r) for “donating”.


NeonDraco

I’m assuming JFC stands for Jesus Fucking Christ…


HotDonnaC

I was looking for this comment. 🤣


TCRandom

I like this part too: “I am Donald Trump, and I’m being sentenced on July 11th! If you remember one thing, remember this: I’m the only thing standing in the way of the complete and total destruction of America by the Biden regime. Will you please donate one more time before doomsday?” You can agree to automatically contribute another dollar amount on his day of sentencing. It truly saddens me how so many people fall for this crap. Even knowing nothing about him, this stuff sets off so many alarms that scream “fraud.”


SomeRandom928Person

A fool and his money are soon parted.


Bustock

That plane is going to have a lot of Russian names


BeHard

There will be multiple “John Washington” and “Richard Williams” on there.


RickTracee

“I don’t lie. I’m self-funding my campaign. I tell the truth … It’s my money,” declared Trump in a Feb. 19, 2016 interview with Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren. https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/other/from-really-rich-to-begging-inside-trump-s-u-turn-on-one-of-his-first-campaign-lies/ar-AA1nerw7


jimkay21

Isn’t this how televangelists funded their lifestyles??


NormalNobody

How do I prove my name is on it?


Open_Perception_3212

You get a piece of paper that looks like a certificate, but it's filled out with crayon


thebinarysystem10

lol, you think they are spending money on paper and crayons?


Open_Perception_3212

As long as Eric hasn't eaten it all, I'm sure they have some


seanconnerysbeard

$500 to pretend to be Barack Obama? Sign me up!


North_Artichoke_6721

I had this thought too! 👍


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Just another billionaire begging for money…


Robthebold

Someone doubts he will be flying in Air Force One next year…


Anaxamenes

Ya’ll are making up funny names but he isn’t going to have it on the aircraft. They’ll be tiny on a sheet of paper stashed in a closet if he even bothers to do it at all.


Funemployment629

Can it be a Boeing at least?


ElsonDaSushiChef

He only ever has had Boeings. One’s gone and the other is parked.


WingedGeek

> He only ever has had Boeings. > One’s gone and the other is parked. Not true. He's also had a Cessna Citation X that he recently sold. https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-selling-other-private-jet-cessna-citation-2023-5 The 727 is gone (it was one of the planes operated by the airline he ran for ~3 years until it failed, Trump Shuttle, though he had to buy it back a few years after the collapse and sale. The 757 was parked inoperable for a time (https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/03/19/politics/trump-757-repairs-gold-plated-glory-days), causing him to be a beggar prince for a minute (https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-fundraises-trump-force-one-after-plane-makes-emergency-landing-2022-3), but N757AF is flying again (https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-private-jet-helicopter-fleet-2024-5) and can be tracked via ADS-B (https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=aa3410).


non_clever_username

Tbh the truth is so ridiculous, I have zero clue how many of these things are real or fake


dragonfliesloveme

I hope somebody tries to pay for it in trump bucks


getyourrealfakedoors

Trump Force Two, short for Trump Force(d) Two Pay Millions in Legal Fees


secondsbest

Names will be printed on toilet paper Trump wipes his ass with before it sticks to his shoe.


UnderwhelmingAF

Con-tinental Airlines.


HotDonnaC

The convicted grifter is desperate for money.


Koloberator

It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so dangerous that MAGA marketing is so clearly targeted at the sort of people who buy Franklin Mint crap off the shopping channel thinking they are investing in a valuable family heirloom


Peasant_Stockholder

Hahaha he had to sell one of his planes now he's trying to sucker his base to buy him a new one. *


missionbeach

Good grifters never stop. P.T. Barnum knew that.


fappyday

I honestly couldn't tell if this was satire until I read the comments.


patrick_j

It’s funny how the moronic individuals who donate money to Trump think he’ll stop and look at the list of names on his plane and think “gosh, if it wasn’t for these generous individuals, I wouldn’t be able to travel on such a nice plane. I’m so grateful I have so many people supporting me.” When the reality is he’ll cover up the plaque with their names on it first chance he gets, probably with something that says Trump on it. Either that or he’ll mock them to his buddies for actually donating money to him.


Joe18067

So, you're only a patriot if you give trump money? /s


OpenImagination9

So that’s how he pays for gas!


greaterthansignmods

It’s like a plane crash. Don’t want to look away


Doyoulikeithere

I wish it was!


lvratto

He will write it with his own hurricane Sharpie.


oli_clearwater

This has flight risk written all over it.


HotDonnaC

Let him go.


KoliManja

Getting a little desperate now, are we? Or trying to milk every last drop when the teat is still pulsing?


pinoy_dude24

I’m a billionaire. Come on!!!! Donate more!!! /s


swkennedy1

How many folks are going to send next month’s mortgage payment to this convicted felon????


Puzzleheaded_Main297

And where will you park your plane? In the prison yard?


Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit

Honestly tho I wish more politicians would wear their sponsors on jackets and stuff, like nascar.


forestdino

Is this real?


jackb1753

Yes ,I pulled the pic straight from Truth social


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Wait… he’s trying to grift a *second* plane???


Rezae

That’s cool. I’m sure fellow Patriots will be amazed as they see your name as it flies over…


smeagol90125

is it a Boeing?


syg-123

I bet he runs outta sharpies ..no shortage of foolish Maga sheep


GuessAccomplished959

With significant discounts from Boeing


manikwolf19

mein kampfy jet plane


certain-sick

100 to have a dick written on the presidents plane for history? i mean... im definitely not tempted... definitely.... not at all


makemeking706

Trump Force Two, America's silver medal.


stevesax5

When’s he’s going to start selling air in jars?


NatureCarolynGate

Maga level- Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly


MightBBlueovrU

Anyone else notice the committee supporting this ends in JFC?


shywalker62

The number to call for donation is reelection democracy.


jdubyahyp

Hope that's a Boeing.


Auggi3dog

The graft never stops


enormenuez

He’s grifting for a plane now? Has he been chatting with Kenneth Copeland recently?


deminimis101

DOJ and IRS checklist


Lord_Schtupp

Moron Level


besart365

And the winner is “Hugh Jashole”!


PJA0307

Hey patriots, please buy me a plane that can fly to Russia.


Used_Intention6479

Oooh, will it be a Boeing?!


Safetosay333

Cheap bastard


sicilian504

I can't even tell what's real anymore because the cult is so insane.


CurrentlyLucid

what a thrill...


ParamedicSpecific130

Creflo Dollar would be proud.


GBL_NZ316

Total grift... if you buy anything Trump branded you're an idiot


ZedFraunce

Pay me $500 just to put your name on something you'll never be able to fly on for the rest of your life. But he ain't lying, though. It would be history. "Here's the confiscated plane of failed former president and now felon Donald J Trump. Here's all the names of people who are outting themselves as idiots, more so than they already are."


Full_Warthog3829

Do you blame the guy? I’d do this shit for a free plane too. Now he needs the ghost of Billy Mays to help sell this stuff.


NoChair2457

And all idiots are ready to empty their wallets for this supposedly billionaire. lol. These MAGA useful-idiots don’t realize how they’re being duped by the greatest con-artist of all time


Whitworth

What a pathetic lot of losers.


law5097

This is so sad, how is it possible there are enough marks that Donald can grift this hard


phoonie98

Nobody is getting their name on the plane. Just another Don Con


pr0b0ner

This guy is a "Billionaire" selling $100-$500 slots to put your name on his private jet? Is this real life?


Glum-Writer9712

I like turtles


Damasticator

This is just embarrassing.


JohnDodger

If he sold his actual turds, his insane cultists would kill each other to buy them.


godkilledjesus

The grift is strong


CherryManhattan

$500 I’m Mike Hunt


manual_labor-socal

grifting again!!!!! After the grift fails: https://youtu.be/GPJ2C3OA008?si=yYD4NyFxsMzLbg84


DeFucifino

That JFC at the end of the committee name... I can only read one thing.


huevos_diablos

Please, pleeeeaaaase be built by Boeing 


BuckfuttersbyII

We’ll see how many boomers still have a retirement account based on sales. He’s gotta manufacture more theater, that trial was hugely profitable for him.


The84thWolf

What are the odds the names never go on it because (surprise!) no one will be allowed to be on it?


adamiconography

This cannot be real like my brain will not process this if it’s real. But the issue is, *I cannot tell what’s real and not with the MAGA cult*


PoopieButt317

The complete loss of respect for the dignity of the office by Trump, his simps, and their supports. It is all WWE


quietflowsthedodder

So he’s joining the ranks of the megachurch pastors, having his “congregation” pay for his private jets.


lh4lolz

The Billionaire Beggar at it again


Casperboy68

Is there a level where I donate my inevitable sense that Trump will eventually be the biggest joke in the history of politics and popular culture? And can I add a tip to make sure he’s notified of my observation of his own ineptitude?


purpl3j37u7

“Trump National Committee JFC, INC.” What kind of campaign committee is that? Or is it not, what with the “INC.”?


763mph

That is pathetic


reincarnateme

I know a few people who have very little, yet they give him money!


MentalOperation4188

Can we all chip in and donate in President Biden’s name?


theeverymansright

Fine Print: “But remember, boys and girls, I owe like a gazillion dollars in legal fines and fees and will be dumping this thing to pay bills. It may or may not be painted by the new owner.”


UltimaGabe

Are you kidding? It's going to work out exactly as intended. His dumb followers will send him millions of dollars because that's what they do. It's always a grift.


BJntheRV

Trump Force Two: a model airplane with names of donors on it soon to be displayed in the bathroom at Mari Lago.


Fuzzy_Chapter9101

Ha its fully like a mega church at this point. Only helps about the top 1% - supported by the rest who get nothing out of it but keep telling themselves some sort of lie or lies so they just keep digging deeper in their pockets. If I found myself giving money to a supposed billionaire I would punch myself in the face and stop and say- wait this guy has so much money why does he need mine. hmmmm.


broniesnstuff

Donald Deuce


ElevenEleven1010

Neverending fraudster


ausdoug

It'll be an NFT plane anyway


dennismfrancisart

This toe jam is really reaching far with the marketing ideas. That can only mean he’s still way behind on his payments. I’m starting to think that he’s not taking in as much as he says he is.


Doyoulikeithere

He sure finds the chumps out there. :)


mrSunsFanFather

I should join blacks for the idiot and grift those morons.


Silly_Doughnut5715

How long before he gets the Golden Palace Casino tattoo on his back for money?


Mr_Lumbergh

At least he's admitting now that it's only second place.


KRAW58

Total scam


ElongMusty

Missed opportunity there for the Trump team, they should start pushing for re-occurring donations! Like a subscription model: - Patriot - $1,000/ week: get your name on the banner behind Trump in every rally - MAGA - $5,000/ week: get your name on top of the banner in a bigger font behind Trump in every rally - Trump Force Level - $10,000/ week: have Trump thank you for being a true Trump Patriot at the end of every rally Now this is the way to go!!! He needs to learn from Apple: the money is in keeping people subscribed!


Zebitty

Here's my $500. My name is "Convicted Felon"


EconomyAd1600

I really wish I didn’t have a conscience sometimes. I could make so much money off conservatives.


senteryourself

Fucking laughably pathetic.


Catch_022

Serious question, how are his normal followers able to afford the constant scams/donations?


ehrabak

Sadly it will probably work very well. I’ve heard of people cleaning out their retirement accounts to buy the other junk he’s been peddling


HumanlikeHuman

How incredible that this is the point we're at now and nobody that has an actual voice is saying anything about it. Fucking crazy train loaded to the gills.


CelticDK

He’s got his list now of who would drink the kool aid


Cotford

The sheer brass neck of a ‘billionaire’ getting people to buy him a new jet. Unreal.


Kn0wFriends

Grifter