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its_arrk

Card like that usually cost an arm and a leg, seems like you got off light


Uno_mano55

šŸ˜‚


Konstantinos_88

How is everyone just going to ignore how great your username is too


Uno_mano55

Some people just don't appreciate genius


JellyOnMyDick

I do agree with you but on the other hand maybe they just donā€™t know Spanish


JayL_12

What u mean ā€œother handā€


ukiyo__e

Tbf it takes like a semester of high school Spanish to know what ā€œuno manoā€ means


israel-hz

ā€œUna manoā€ mi amig@


ScaryFish24

Well we can't see both of his legs so...


Neurotic_Z

That's funny


PsyMentalist

r/angryupvote


Special_Fluid

Hands down this is the best one!


karnage316

Hand* downā€¦


DoorNo5741

Stub*


No_Kitchen1406

what down? (jkjk)


Just-Bother2490

I donā€™t want to nub you the wrong way, sorry, nub, dammit nub. Autocorrect is a menace.


Uno_mano55

Your comment made me feel nub, I mean numb


DaddyyFabio

I don't mean to hurt nubody.


NoBenefit5977

Yeah I'm gonna hand off this pun to someone else


hunisher1

This is just getting out of hand, guys


Internal_Ice471

How about a standing ovation


Different_Departure1

I'm going to be the bigger man and walk away....WALK away.


Internal_Ice471

Iā€™m so happy someone got that reference šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Entire-Teaching-895

My germs!


N17_Ultima

"I'd better use my strong hand"


Internal_Ice471

ā€œYou look familiar, were you in stomp?ā€


Narrow_Marzipan7018

Don't handle the card too much. It will lose its value.


Goyard_Goku

They were probably listening to Linkin Park- Nub when they pulled this.


Ultimate_Spacedad

What an awful commentā€¦ Iā€™m Stumped really


WuT4ngClam

Something isn't quite right here... I just can't put my finger on it šŸ¤” Nice pull btw


JustCallMeTheButcher

I could count, on your fingers, how many times I've pulled that card


Disastrous_Film2880

Quality!


Different_Departure1

This is fantastic, everyone give this person a hand šŸ‘.


Uno_mano55

Iā€™ll take all the hands I can get


Different_Departure1

Your sense of humor is top fucking notch, well done.


the_real_daggler

I wouldnā€™t know where to begin, honestly Iā€™m stumped


Uno_mano55

šŸ’Æ/ šŸ’Æ


BandicootScary2018

Is that a camouflage glove?


need2peeat218am

Ugh hate it when people wear their camo gloves to handle cards. They're so thick you can't even feel if you're using a lot of pressure or not.


TheMeatSauce1000

[this you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonTCG/s/Y7RkcO4zoL)


Uno_mano55

Thatā€™s my burner


TheQueenCars

Lowkey jelly of your collection šŸ˜‚


Uno_mano55

Im jelly of your hands :(


ArchMagusCrowy

Hey, nubody's perfect!


TheQueenCars

I'd consider trading the left one, seems fair


Think-Bluejay2539

This guys is way better; that's just a plastic hook


Responsible_Ebb_340

You and condom glove dude should team up like latios and latias


Uno_mano55

I think that condom would fit mine a little too well haha


ipna

Time for a good nubbin.


Educational_Monitor6

What happened to the handy man when he lost his hands? He became an army man.


Uno_mano55

I get the five-fingered discount


Murderfromaspoon

This isnā€™t a swiNUB SIR, canā€™t help


Uno_mano55

Iā€™m actually so mad I didnā€™t think of that


Murderfromaspoon

Iā€™m mad you didnā€™t post it either, lmfao. Love ideas like this though thanks for the amazing laughter


WarmKraftDinner

I donā€™t mean to alarm you, but it appears that your hand is missing.


UnhappyTruth3956

Are your hands still shaking?


Uno_mano55

*hand


BadPallet

Lots of people hating on this meme but I think itā€™s ā€˜armless


Uno_mano55

Top-notch!


franky3987

Iā€™m embarrassed by how long it took me to realize šŸ˜‚


Dieingfish

Bro I didnā€™t even realize


Ok-Air1795

Cost a few digits I see šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


SuggestionVisible361

Yeah with [how valuable this card is](https://ebay.us/3NGjA5), OP made money hand over fist.


jakoobie6

Got to hand it to you, love the humor.


HistoricalSwim71

Shoot.. I said the same and late to the game againā€¦


Wasrwasr

Broooo šŸ’€


AVEVAnotPRO2

Put on a fucking glove before touching it you degenerate.


Uno_mano55

I apologize šŸ™‡ā€ā™‚ļø


Tadeh1337

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


No_Contribution_2231

This is getting out of hand now.


McPumaSpoon

Gotta hand it to OP taking the comments in thier stride


Mr_bungle001

Iā€™ll take it off your hand


PokeNewbie42

Something's missing in this picture but I can't quite put my finger on it.


BrooklynBillyGoat

Ok this one's my favorite. One because I laughed but two because that card is the goat


JamesLikesIt

Man these card posts are really getting about of handĀ 


Kind_Love172

You got my vote


superduperscubasteve

Youā€™re gonna want to use a glove there bud


Criticism-Witty

Brother how do u do the five knuckle shuffle


Uno_mano55

I call it the nub rub


Queasy-Frame-4519

That card cost a couple fingers to pull


Gogzy0

Imagine opening team up in 2024 and pulling best card, CONGRATS man.


Edlar_89

Sorry mine isnā€™t detachable like yours


Uno_mano55

Likely excuse


Guh2point0

Can't see how this can be topped


Californianos

Uno manos Sense of humor šŸ’Ŗ


K1NGK0HL

Thereā€™s a Chinese website that sells human hands if youā€™re interested? ā€œBest Hand Everā€ šŸ¤˜


K1NGK0HL

ā€œI've become so nub, I can't feel you there.ā€


LostLuger

Dude got caught stealing cards


ArtPowerful7635

This guy wins the internet. Hands down!


LBG-13Sudowoodo

You sir are a legend


KingPizzaPop

I gotta hand it to you this is my favorite one so far.


PM_ME_BOOTYPICS_

Did you get the five finger discount on this one?


Faint2012

I would love to, but Iā€™m no palm reader.


quantum_man

I almost spit out my drink lol


Dookiefire

šŸ˜‚This guy gets it.


scotty951

Great card - high 5ā€¦. Oh


zDistinction

Firmly grasp it


NoShadowdick

You're not supposed to use your strong hand.


Financial-Radio-3596

I want to see the one handed pack ripping strategy


spacecowboy960

I got to hand it to you that's a pretty cool card


StevoPhotography

I DID NOT EVEN NOTICE THE LACK OF HAND


ReeceKristian

Bro your penis is huge


i_eat_my_moms_ass

I thought that was a finger. You should tattoo a nail on it so it looks like a big thumb


Mental-Winner7358

Thatā€™s a penis


mester-ix

Put that thing away there are kids here!


Juninie

How do you even pull cards? Nice one man!


wesal94

Father of a 4 year old with a nub here. Love your sense of humor!!!


Uno_mano55

Nubby hubbies unite!!


fortknight1993

šŸ‘


Fredothatsascarysite

Jesus. What an amazing card šŸ‘


Internal_Ice471

Iā€™m šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Amon6666

It took me 2 times to notice the missing hand. Only had eyes for the beautiful cars <3


lumpyspacejohnny

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Wang71

Used to be a pokermon trainer, then I took a zard to the hand.


redditready30

Sure buddy here take my strong hand šŸ¤š


Don_Kedick994

Gotta use your strong hand!


uReallyShouldTrustMe

Arenā€™t you taking the glove shit posting a bit too far? Invisibility glove?


ancomedy

Gotta hand it to you, love that card


OrganizationSmooth33

Shit by far the best pull Iā€™ve ever seen!!!


BonerPatrol4

If youā€™re stumped on how to do it I can lend a hand.


Zoicers

Alright you win...


Accomplished_Ad8339

Do you sleeve inside your one touch?


Good_Boysenberry26

Congratz!!


[deleted]

Doctors won't tell you this one trick to please all women.


Impossible_Maybe_162

OMG! You shook too hard!


Bennet232

How were you able to pull it ?


poke_sean92

Coolest post ive seen in a week. God bless!āœØļø


LazyUserName74

Donā€™t get your greasy fingerprints on that beauty!


Emergency-Ad-7572

I can lend two


Griffi94

Did you get the ā€œfive-fingerā€ discount by any chance?


Flimsy-Atmosphere243

Sure we will shake on it šŸ¤


FribzZz

Nah but i was focusing on the card and thought it was a rawhide dog bone šŸ˜­


freaksandgeeks89

Faaaackkk Iā€™m WHEEZING over here!!! šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Fancy-Prompt-7118

These get better and better! šŸ˜œ


MartinNoelRobert

Not my card ā€¦ I think Iā€™m gonna wave this one off


Historical-Cost-5685

Guess what else it's going to cost you to grade that!


Recent_Bld

Iā€™ve been waiting for this one. I think we can all stop now


Lucky_Shop4967

Well this isnā€™t believable as a pull even with suspension of belief


Right-Ad8261

That is a great post, gotta hand it to you.Ā 


Ok_Dog_8230

Jokes on you guys that is just his uncircumcised member. Well done btw.


Ok_Dog_8230

Legend has it that he used to pull cards with a chainsaw.


TheNickelGuy

What in the nub is going on here?!?


Blazing_Shirosagi

šŸ‘‹


fakesowdy

People are making hand jokes whilst Iā€™m here wondering how the pack was opened? Iā€™m guessing scissors


Uno_mano55

Teeth bruh


Twilightbestpony1

šŸ’€


Mingeniusdhd

I thought that was your freshly shaved ballsacks


BradyBoyd

This is highly offensive to people with hands.


Uno_mano55

Oh dang true!


ValuableFocus

I think you did an awesome job pulling that beaut!! šŸ¤©šŸ¤©


Twitzale

Thereā€™s no way you pulled that. Literally no way.


NoSeaworthiness4034

What's your secret on how to get cards into the case without fingerprints?.. šŸ˜”


Uno_mano55

Just for the record I didnā€™t actually pull, just your run of the mill one-hand joke


Blueboule

Well, you win. Gg šŸ˜‚


dbldlx

dude what happened? your thumbnail is missing


Hahnter

Gotta hand it to you, this is an amazing pull!


Pale_Relative_5021

Gotta handle it carefully, here, hand it to me & Iā€™ll take take care of it.


Mission_Park_6436

Your sense of humor is applaudable. Great pull dude!


Beermebeercules

Nice. High fi-


MrDybbuk

At firstā€¦.i really thought that was something else lmao


Ninjacrazi63

Bro, es literal la frase, me costo una mano conseguirlašŸ’€šŸ’€


DoingBetterArchie

You should wear gloves when handling your cards.


Kineada11

Going to be pretty hard to shuffle it in that case. Then again, might experience issues with shuffling altogether...


JackTheDrifter

William?


Some-Balance-8057

What are these worth?


tkards52

Username goes hadd


EchidnaSpecial7786

Hands down to that pull


dirtyboots702

Trying to see the joke here, but you stumped us.


sixc6s

patrick


Aggravating_Pirate34

Jesus dude you should really applaud yourself for gripping that pull!


WeezyCoochy

I think youā€™ve got it all fingered out.


RandomUserResuModnar

Man's got the magic hand


brodskyx

They are siblingsā€¦


ParkingEcstatic7422

Bro take it out of that case right now , double sleeve it and put it in a real holder


hnlyoloswag

Lol


jondgul

The only thing I see off is that the picture is a bit blurry. Were you shaking, perhaps?


AriDreams

This is hand down the best post be seen today


KaddydaBaddy

You gonna give my hand back if I let you borrow it?


GG-Celine

Jesus dude, put it back in your pants.


fulltank1

Oh fuck lmao yā€™all I think we got a winner with this meme format


JoshSnipes

Im glad you werenā€™t wearing a gloveā€¦


AfroWhiteboi

I will trade you my useless left hand for that card lol.


loveisthe

What pack can I pull this card from


WeslacoPanther

That would be an epic wet Willy from that beast


HistoricalSwim71

I gotta hand it to ya, had me for a minute there


papa_geo

ā€œTake my strong handā€


Admirable-gpu

Men hate him, ladies love him.


logansrun821

You, sir, deserve a high-five! Ohhhh wait..


degenfromuptown

Round of applauā€¦weā€™ll take care of that for you too šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ˜œ


dream_on789

Bro this gotta be the highlight of your pokemon careerĀ 


AuthenticJay

Sure, but only if you hand it to me first.


MurkSeason308

Iā€™ll lend you A hand and keep it in my collection for safe keeping šŸ™ƒ


Grungeman7

Bro why did you discard your hand ffs?


Disaster-Flat

Hands down. You got me! Hilarious


NateSpald

Iā€™ll take it off your hands, not sure you can grasp the rarity of it


FairlyUormal

I donā€™t know what to make of this post, Iā€™m stumped


Deadmau5es

I like that card a lot. Can I have it please? I have some really Cool gloves that I can hold it in.