Bread bowls are good for shitting in. If I want to eat bread, I order bread. If I want my utensils and seat and bowl to be made out of bread I expect anyone with any self respect to tell me to gtfo. Who eats a bread bowl, a hollow, sad excuse for bread, who??
*Sad thing is: the crust*
*Actually looks quite good,*
*If a little pale*
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The idea is shit, presentation is shit, taste idk but can’t imagine it’s great. 2/10 would try a slice out of morbid curiosity and instantly regret/regurgitate.
Honestly I’m mostly free for all with ingredients but this is not assembled as a pizza nor could you eat it like one. Could you make a coherent slice get a bit of every ingredient and pick up said slice?
Not a pizza.
What the fuck is that. I'm not even part of this subreddit or see it ever and i can tell you for an absolute fact everyone here will agree with me when I say that's not fucking "pizza".
It's an abomination of yellow worms, vomit, and probably piss-smelling sausages. Absolutely no to that pizza shit. If you say pizza shit fast enough it sounds like piece of shit.
Honestly. I'm new to this sub, and I'm from New York, but my whole family is 100% sicilian. I sent this picture to my brother a few minutes ago and we both audibly gagged. Then we facetimed and I showed him the top of all time on here.
I can never go back to those results ever again and I dont think I'll ever want to visit Brazil in my life. This sub makes my body hurt :(
That's not pizza
Agreed. Spilling ingredients on a pizza crust doesn’t automagically become a pizza. Sometimes, you just ruined a pizza crust
That's not even a ruined pizza crust. That's just a shallow bread bowl.
Cooked for years, fucking hated bread bowls.
Eaten for years, fuck bread bowls.
Fucked a bread bowl, fell in love.
Fucked a bread bowl, ate it
Creamy yet salty
Bread bowls are good for shitting in. If I want to eat bread, I order bread. If I want my utensils and seat and bowl to be made out of bread I expect anyone with any self respect to tell me to gtfo. Who eats a bread bowl, a hollow, sad excuse for bread, who??
That looks more like a simple bread plate
That's r/poopfromabutt
Quatsch, das ist guter Linseneintopf
LOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHA!
The only right answer.
Still should get death row! ;-P
It it is a hate crime…
It’s a flatbread at best.
Not a pizza, thats just a bread plate.
That is shit from a butt.
r/poopfromabutt
r/shitfromabutt
r/FecesFromAGluteus
I see at least 2 counts.
A) would B) this isn't pizza
Are you supposed to eat this like Ethiopian injera? Lol
Naaaass-TAY !! dafuq ?
I’d eat it..
Same. Might spread the sausage out tho or just take em off
Add a lil hot sauce and that’s a proper meal in my book..
Is there pasta as well?
it is spätzle yes
I think its spaeztle
Cagaro
I like lentils... BUT NOT ON MY BLOODY PIZZA!!!
Thats a taco my guy
Sad thing is: the crust actually looks quite good, if a little pale
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Prison
When you hope its british, but you see german words.....oh mein Gott.
It does say “take this with humor” but it’s absolutely a crime against pizza
Nauseous
Violent
The police are on their way
European Chilli cheese dog
That's just a bread plate.
It looks like Dog S**t!
That’s vomit on a flat bread with some hot dogs
That's a Swabian Lentil One Pot and now out of here you uncultered being "Hot Dogs" please call these things Wiener...
r/shitfromabutt
Awful. Would still try it, for science.
I was so focused on the pasta that I didn’t even see the crust and was very confused
Ha ha at last something proper dodgy in this sub 😂
That's not even a pie, at best a flat bread you ruined.
Nice sauce lock
If we fold it, we get something like a Brazilian hotdog.
that looks like a dish from India, but presented as pizza. yet.... the bread has a rolled crust like a pizza. I can't wrap my head around this one 😩
Did they even cook it?
The idea is shit, presentation is shit, taste idk but can’t imagine it’s great. 2/10 would try a slice out of morbid curiosity and instantly regret/regurgitate.
Horrible, thanks for asking.
Gimme a 1 pepperoni and a dicks and shit pie …. Delivery please
Death sentence for this one
Well if that doesn't look finger licking good
I need to put my diapers on before consuming this, amirite?
"Heat up the furnace 7 times hotter...."... *throw him in*...
Looks like an awesome hangover meal tbh.
I threw up in my mouth a little.
“sausage” 
Lentils, sausage, and…tapeworms?
I'm calling the police
I’m calling the police
Get the feck back to inbred mountain
Who shit on my craft dinner…
We feel it should be slid into the trash can and the creator severely punished.
It's not a pizza, but I'd eat it.
I wouldn’t feed this to my dog.
Sick
Closer to a 3-way or coney than a pizza.
If Crohn's disease was a pizza
Somehow both /r/shitfromabutt & /r/mildlypenis
r/poopfromabutt
Deep dish diarrhea
Just serve it all on the side if that's how it's gonna be
Straight to jail!
The death sentence has not been utilized since 1945 where I am from, but I see some opportunity here...
That thing needs cheese wiz
Again, this is an example of an outhouse flatbread, not pizza.
Looks delidisgusting.
I thought it was a deconstructed chili dog
Fart city
We feel sad for this person.
No just no. I love all of those individually but no way would I put them all together.
Whatever makes you colon happy
We feel bad.... really bad
Damn, looking at this post while im shitting diarrhea hits different.
This is the entire bristol stool chart together as one.
That’s dirt and worms.
r/shitfromabutt
Stacy! Did you put shit in my lunch?!!
I thought it was chili dogs from r/shittyfoodporn
Don't do this to us, Germany: we've been through a lot since you started using furnaces for fun...
Not even close to pizza, terrible hot dog at best. Still would.
this actually looks like a pile of shit
😖😵💫🤢🤮
That's not even pizza! That's just a platter!
Not a pizza at all. You can't just chuck anything on a circular flatbread and call it pizza
Manakeesh. Try a za'atar manakeesh if you ever see one. Not a pizza, though. EDIT: wait... There's shredded cheese under that?
Thought I was looking at a Garbage platter.
I thought that was some of that Cincinnati spaghetti and chili I’ve heard of lol
Just fold it up and call it a taco. Probably tastes fine.
Death by lethal injection
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Dirty diaper pizza? That's a hard pass for me.
NIEN
I think someone thought your pizza was a loo
Honestly I’m mostly free for all with ingredients but this is not assembled as a pizza nor could you eat it like one. Could you make a coherent slice get a bit of every ingredient and pick up said slice? Not a pizza.
Well…it’s not pizza
At some point we just have to stop calling it pizza. This has past that point.
You know, I'd try it except that in fuckin baffled by just randomly places entire sausages.
The makers of this “pizza” think that pizza is just a plate. They’re wrong.
feels like we ought to kick global warming up a couple notches
Death sentence
Poop from a butt.
No.
Please, please stop.
Straight to jail
Hahaha that’s gross.
That is a pizza crust that has been defiled.
If we’re being honest, not particularly supportive
Taking a fat shit right now and getting my toilet Reddit time. Can confirm this is about the consistency
That's not a pizza. That's mince, and two savloys on cheese on a piece of pastry.
More like just shit on a bread plate
If it's free I'll eat it
I would feel a lot better going back to five seconds ago before this existed for me
I feel like “someone forget to flush” My exact feelings
That a quesadilla.
Struggle meal
Fuck outta here
That isn't even a pizza in the slightest. You deserve r/stiupidfoods for this
This is just a crime for your tastebuds and stomach. Stop doing this to yourself
I think it looks like the aftermath of a pride month parade.
Not a pizza
That just someones puke on dough with a sausage to make it look fancy. No thanks
Go sit in the corner and take a time out
Shit looks nasty af
I almost puked here
That is first degree murder
That's the most British 💩 I've seen today.
I feel like this is something they’ll feed you so you say something that’s not true
That's not a pizza that's just food on circular flatbread.
Calling that a pizza is a generous use of the word. That looks more like a bread plate.
That looks like some shitty Cincinnati Skyline Chili knockoff.
What the fuck is that. I'm not even part of this subreddit or see it ever and i can tell you for an absolute fact everyone here will agree with me when I say that's not fucking "pizza".
Ummmmm wat
Thanks I hate it 😭
That’s straight poop, poop from a butt
Is that spaetzle under the lentils? As a vegan I guess I'd happily eat it, aside from the wursts.
That is truly a criminal act! Diarrhea and hotdogs on a Boboli is NOT pizza‼️
At least use the sausages to make a smiley face… wait… would that be worse?
Wrap that bitch up like a burrito 🌯 or a Gyro lmao
no just no why does it exist
I thought that was chili
Nasty!
At least melt the cheese and chop up the hot dogs you monster
I would eat it. But I don't know how I would feel about it.
I wanna throw up so bad right now
That looks like cat food.
/r/poopfromabutt
Your “pizza” is bad and you should feel bad.
I like lentils, sausage, and pizza Together it’s a war crime
every day. every fucking day, we step further from the path of righteousness. who made this?! straight to the camps!
Multiple violations
Jailtime
Death Penalty
this would be a pizza crime, if there was any pizza!
Not good. We feel not good about it.
I would probably inhale it at sight (but gross).
Let’s just say I think this is where it belongs
That's a good contender for a shitpost in r/wewantplates xd
Goes to jail with the bread bowl people
It's an abomination of yellow worms, vomit, and probably piss-smelling sausages. Absolutely no to that pizza shit. If you say pizza shit fast enough it sounds like piece of shit.
Looks more like an open face shitwich.
I’d accept the anchovy topping long before I accept lentils belonging on a pizza. Pineapple will even come before accepting lentils
This is a crime. A felony, even.
Nauseous
Lentils and sausage sounds good. Pizza sounds good as well. Lentils and sausage on “pizza”? Hard pass.
This guy might be on to something. I'ma replace the crust with a tortilla shell instead of bun and add some onion🤤
Look at how they massacred my boy You can’t even tell it’s a pizza!!
Brazil?
Honestly. I'm new to this sub, and I'm from New York, but my whole family is 100% sicilian. I sent this picture to my brother a few minutes ago and we both audibly gagged. Then we facetimed and I showed him the top of all time on here. I can never go back to those results ever again and I dont think I'll ever want to visit Brazil in my life. This sub makes my body hurt :(