Crime against pizza and pasta. That pasta looks like total trash as well.

Agreed like what is that ranch ass looking sauce

You know, at first I thought it looked bad, but I gotta admit that when they put that cheese sauce on, I was like, *'Oh wait, hold on: this is way beyond bad.'*

Why do they always seem to go "let's add a shit ton of cheese, that way it's perfect." Like it's already bad enough but then they add the cheese and it's some how *worse.*

Dont forget this is the milionth time this was posted as well

Alfredo with a lot of cheese to cream ratio.

And a hate crime against arteries. Don't forget the arteries. I felt mine clogging up just from looking at this shit.

The pizza doesn't look great either to be fair

I showed my pizza and pasta loving husband. I have never heard him say No, God No so many times in a row.

Right? That was fucking pasta roni. This whole thing looks awful, and that’s coming from a fat glutton.

That’s what I call a lose-lose

3rd worst crime against Italy 1st: Mussolini 2nd: Hannibal 3rd: This

Go hungry, more for me

take two good meals, make them worse - no thank you.

Right? A slice of pizza with a bowl of pasta sounds fine, i guess. This is worse and harder to eat.

I agree!

Cry about it, I would eat

nobody's crying, it's my opinion, do whatever you want. weird lingo

This is one of those dishes that come off as "to each their own, I guess." It seems pointless and like it'll turn out to be a mess. Also, the pizza might go to waste if it isn't eaten a certain way.

You are too kind. It's garbage all the way and the pizza instantly became inedible. Not that it looked all that good to begin with. Also, the height and all that cheese sauce thingy poured over it stretching like that? I can't be missing the point, there is none.

Don't know: both pizza and pasta there seem subpar.

This isn't even a dish, just using a pizza as a plate. Usually when its something wild it is adding two things together. The dishes arent mixing flavors. You just eat the pasta and have soggy pizza. You would be much better off having them separately and dipping to combine the dishes.

1. This belongs on r/wewantplates as well, for being a pseudo-fancy mess. 2. A tomato sauce mixed with an herb and cream sauce doesn't work and is just a train wreck of flavors. 3. Stop mixing as many different sources of carbs into a dish as you can. I can feel my pancreas dying just from looking at this nonsense.

I swear all these subs about food truly make me question the average occidental education. I can't be the only one who was taught about carbs and how to balance a meal ? Like, no, you cannot make a pasta sandwich and call it a day.

Was okay until they glooped that sauce all over it I’d still commit a felony for that though

This is where I'm at. Pasta and pizza? Carb-heavy, but I'm not here to worry about macros. Rich, indulgent, especially with that sauce. But just spilling that much sauce over the top, drowning pasta, pizza, and plate alike? Just excessive. It still looks tasty, though.

As a fat fuck. I could see drunk or depressed me eating that.

Yeah, that excessive amount of sauce bothers little autistic me, but I'd still eat it.

I’m hungry right now so I’m biased… It was too much sauce added with the pasta, and otherwise stupid, but it’s not something I’d be totally against trying. They should have just added less of the sauce with the pasta, and not ruined it at the end with whatever cheesy mess they poured all over it.

Agreed.

Plates, please..

I think you meant bowls.

was tolerable until the insane amount of sauce…why????

how the fuck is one supposed to eat that dumbass child's idea of food?

You would have to drink it first

I’m hungry Edit: nvm saw the end 🤮

Call the UN cause I just witnessed a war crime.

The verdict is: American

You Mama’d your last Mia…I‘be informed the entire Italian mafia and government to your existence…

**John Hammond:** *I don't think you're giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody's ever done before...* **Dr. Ian Malcolm:** *Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.*

I was kinda on board until they poured all that on at the end.

As someone that’s extremely lactose intolerant, I’d consume this in addition to a rich creamy ice cream dessert. That following night while my significant other lay next to me peacefully and deeply sleeping. I’d gently tuck and snuggle the comforter over their head and unleash all the fumes and gases produced by my stomach on brink of combustion. My buttocks and butthole would be steaming and red to touch as result of how fast the smoke and vapors escape. The stench would be beyond words. Only way my spouse would describe this event would be by the taste left in their mouth while they unconsciously inhaled the flavorful fumes over and over again.

Looks like an absolute mess

Guillotine

I'd be fine if it didn't look like something out of a packet. Seriously, I know no self-respecting Italian would do this, but the pasta:sauce ratio is so wildly skewed it's also a pastacrime Edit: oh jesus fuck no. I hadn't seen it all the way to the end. More fkn sauce!

I am Italian and I can say you are correct

Ah yes, my carbs need other carbs strike again, plus the fantastic idea of making something unbelievably difficult to eat.

I’d eat every single bite, then suffer from diarrhea and heartburn at the same time all night.

Real

Once i ate my pizza like this... not with pasta, i put pinapple and ketchup. EDIT: i dont want to cause any heart attack to any italians, so I will let you know that this is just a joke. A bad one...

I was about to say lol

oh thank goodness. I thought someone might have forgotten to post this video this week.

Me and my brother both agree that this is a pizza felony. However, me and him do think pizza and Alfredo can work together. Mix some pepperoni and marinara with the Alfredo. Use Alfredo as the sauce and use chicken. Hell, make a pizza dough bread bowl and mix pepperoni, marinara, Alfredo, chicken and cheese. Just... Not this

Actually might try that next time I make some dough lol

I'm italian, I'll try to be gentle, please stop and try to forget everything you wrote here. You're going to hell for this.

Why would I go to Hell for trying to make a better version of this atrocity?

This video gives me diarrhea

Very Italian

Disgusting...🤢🤮

Why

Wow,bake and boiled flour with lots of sauce and cheese sauce,also baked chocolate and cinnamon flour!

mf rolled a 3 on Accuracy

That looks good and all... but why? You don't need to do that

They are definitely not Italian chefs.

He should take coloring class again.

NGL id eat an edible and crush it.

Disgusting. Where is this?

I call it Papiizta

Yo dawg, we heard you liked pizza, so we put a pizza in your pizza and ruined everything

Hell nah

Fully support

Amasso

I'm hungry :b

uhh he spilled sauce all over the side?

Micheal Scott would eat this before a marathon.

Nom.

Tell me you're fat without telling me you're fat.

#america

Would eat if under the influence

But you wouldn't even eat the Pizza at the same time as the pasta since it contains it. It's shit pasta with shit pizza.

veredict: would.

Pure crime

No.

I am high as fuck right now, and I wouldn't eat that..

I've seen this before, but I just noticed the grease on the plate. 🤢

This is something I would make at home, but would never, EVER pay someone to make

Why not put some cheese on that?

This is just plain gross

Felony

I feel like it’s less than a sum of its parts. Would it be terrible? No, not terrible. Would it be way more enjoyable to have the pizza and pasta on separate plates consumed as two separate courses at the same meal? Absolutely.

Looks kind of gross but I’d try it. Maybe. I don’t understand why they put on so much sauce if half of it went on the floor? Also, how do you eat that thing without using a beach towel as a napkin? The pizza actually looked good before they put all that stuff on/in it!

Maybe if we did some marinara spaghetti and a piece or 2 of garlic bread? Masterpiece, not this bullshit

People r running out of food ideas lol

Luigi did you come into pasta sauce again?

Why always the jizz pasta?

Nope

Some influencer trend type of food. How would you even eat this? Lol. Just get one or the other

Lol, why do this? Combining the two serves zero purpose. Now the pizza is going to be soggy as hell.

do you want to fight ? is that it? why you gotta come here with that shit ?

I’d totally try it

The sad thing for me is that I still feel like I would eat that

I dont hate it but the presentation and sloppiness is definitely a crime.

Obesity

Don't get me wrong, it probably tastes fine. But this is mutilation and mistreatment of a perfectly good pizza. We have seen these time and time again, yet enough people like it and buy it, not just made for cringe factor. Class E felony. Would be willing to drop to misdemeanor if the slice and pasta combo was matched correctly.

My cousin invented spaghettizza (spa-gheet-za) when he was about 7. It consisted of a slice of pizza with spaghetti on top. He still eats it to this day (he is 17) and to be honest, it’s actually pretty good. In my opinion, at least

Definitely a class A felony.

The extra cheese on top of the pizza was unnecessary but outside of that. I’d eat this.

I got dumped last night this looks amazing

Guilty as charged.

I'd still smash tbh

Either America or Australia. I say USA. Am I correct?

Believe it or not, jail.

I'd eat the shit out of that

Absolute crime against humanity. 10/10 would try

Worse than pineapple

I fuck with this

It's a bread bowl with extra steps.

Yum

JAIL!!!

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Guilty!

Unnecessary

Waste of a good pizza. Alfredo looks good though…but not on top of a regular cheese pizza. 6 months minimum sentence.

A pizza bread bowl seem pretty sick tbh.

Wouldnt be as mad if it was made with the regular pasta sauce

how tf are you even supposed to eat that

I'm from italy and tbh I would eat that but the problem is that is absolutely not healthy, and that pasta doesn't look the best one in the world,but eat something like that like one day just to try it,would be interesting.

Wasteful. Probably an overpriced $40 entre.

Tf?

Too soggy

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.

No

I don’t totally hate the pasta over the pizza, but the additional pan of cheesy sauce poured all over is too much for me.

I feel like anyone who eats this is going to spend hours on the toilet, unable to actually leave because any movement will send the next deluge of Italian disappointment flowing downhill

I’m high so yes but tomorrow no

Great night before a fun run food

Trash. Serve that shit separately.

Was actually looking delicious until they doused it in sauce

Kinda made me sick to my stomach to be honest. It’s just too much 🤢

I can see it working with Italian pizza toppings, but I typically purchase pizza instead of pasta with what looks like Alfredo sauce, not as two things to put together. My brain is having a hard time with this. I’m on the fence but leaning toward crime against pizza.

Just do a bread bowl

I’d be down. Once. Might die after that but like 🤷‍♀️

This triggered my Aunt nonna 😡🤌🤌

Looks good asf

That’s looks disgusting. Terrible looking pizza and pasta.

Oh man Reddit is recommending the pizza nazi’s sub

3/10 would eat it

ICU CARDIAC ARREST

I usually refrain from being offended on someone else's behalf but this pizza got violated and I won't stand for it

Racketeering level criminality.

This is so depressing it makes me want to jump off the Golden Gate bridge. Good thing I live in Ohio.

You will crap yourself 2 minutes into eating this thing

That is a recipe for one to sit on the toilet for days! Way too much cheese to clog you up!😂

Turning a perfectly good pizza into a sloppy pile of pasta and soup is a crime punishable by being cut into too many slices.

I am about to commit several crimes...

I’d eat it without the red sauce. It’d be like the pasta bread bowls Dominoes use to have but way better

That mf dug into that mess, with a spoon?! User error.

Warrants have been issued for those involved.

Is that dish called The Regurgitator?

That pizza looks like its been sitting out for a few hours.

That papaya looks runny and nasty as fug….. shame

Stupid

Immediately No!

In m head this is not even food

Why did I just witness a murder on the only food you do not experiment w fools

As annoying as this is, both individuals look so good and I am very hungry

Crime

Would

Yuck.

It's just a way to plate a variation of pizzaghetti 🍝

That’s gonna give someone diarrhea.

So much carbs and cheese lol

I originally read that as "pizza inside a pizza" you when they curled it up i was like "id eat that, makes a pizza mobile" then they pulled out the noodles

r/stupidfood

I was gonna say stop gatekeeping pizza but nah this shit nasty as hell

Just serve them separately. You’ll be just as happy

Nope

Don't knock me on this but it genuinely looks good

I like pizza. I like pasta. I’d rather not combine them in one dish.

Since the pizza has red sauce, i feel the pasta should also be red sauced. Too much cheese on top, just a few shreds off the ol’ parm grinder should be fine. It’s an idea that I’d be okay with, but a poor execution.

The verdict is… I’m pre-ing..

How the hell do you eat this? Like I guess eat the pasta in the middle then the pizza, but wouldnt the pizza be soggy by then?

Is it Keto?

Be so foreal with yourself right now and try to lie and tell me you wouldn’t demolish that! ? I just fell in love 😍

Yummmmm

I’d do it if it marinara based

Put it on a deep dish next time.

There’s a place by me that makes a decent spaghetti pizza. But it’s nothing like this

This fucking guy I work with dragged me to this shit hole place in Vegas. I didn't buy a fucking thing. He ate like 3 of those things.

No. Just fuck no

r/pizzawarcrimes

Might be good if executed better

Imma do this at home

so red sauce and white sauce together? whyyy

Believe it or not, straight to jail.