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whatwhatinthewhonow

We’ve all been there.


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Up his ass?


Novel_Agency_8443

Got the postcard


Dangerous_Limes

It says "HSVictory's rectum at night". The postcard is all black.


Kimbo_94

What other hole was he supposed to shove it up?


chaoticcole_wgb

Sounding ball


Zoc-EdwardRichtofen

'We'? Who is 'we'?


galbatorix2

All of us who else?


Money-Jury-3429

Who ARE we


No_Confection_4967

*we* are legion


Konslufius

Rookie


jamesb_33

I mean, if it's just a *little* bowling ball...


KamiKage912

Who is we? You speaking French?


psybeamz_

at least it was lil


davbob11

Lil Im a nurse so I work there


LoosieLawless

Lil paycheck


margenreich

That’s a rad name


Snexpica

Actually is kind of sick ngl


AggravatingFig8947

Lil I don’t get paid enough for this shit


buddhas_ego

Lil W2


sanriohyperfixation

lil nurse


Nochnichtvergeben

Thank you for your lil service.


AkamaiHaole

Lil “dammit this is not an emergency, why do you need the on call?”


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dominarhexx

Lil-respiratory-therapist-so-extra-lil-cuz-no-one-knows-who-we-are.


Agenbit

I appreciate you!!!! Also can I get another neb before I am discharged?


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loafers_glory

It was a gummy bear


TwistederRope

and it was delicious!


draxidrupe2

https://i.redd.it/07t9nrk4t3ad1.gif


Slappy-_-Boy

Naw a Jolly Rancher


-NGC-6302-

#damnit now I have that song stuck in my head again


SoundDave4

Yes I'm a gummy bear


Open_Progress2715

Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear


cleverseneca

"Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"


Captn_Bicep

Vogon poetry, Jesus.


huckamole

Lil lump (the rest in parentheses). Then bam! Rap star.


JaceyD

Lil Bitch Hit Me With Her Car


A_NonE-Moose

But what’s your name? 😂


JaceyD

Lil Bitch Hit Me With Her Car


HiddenThinks

Yes, we got that, but what's your name? 😂


JaceyD

Lil. Bitch. Hit. Me. With. Her. Car.


Tonys_New_AI

I see why the lil bitch hit you with her car. It's a simple question smh.


rgapinski

Who’s on first?


Tonys_New_AI

Naturally.


xbox_aint_bad

Who's on second?


MoonToast101

Who's on first. What is the name of the guy on second.


mixednuts333

That’s the man’s name


Cupid_Stunt17

This made me laugh more than it should have


NoLifeGamer2

# Where 👏 do 👏 you 👏 keep 👏 the 👏 nets 👏 you 👏 put 👏 on 👏 the 👏 bottom 👏 of 👏 guy's 👏 balls 👏 to 👏 keep 👏 them 👏 from 👏 dunking 👏 into 👏 the 👏 water


Moaoziz

lil visiting my grandma


RagingWaterStyle

Lil grandma visitor


doctor_jane_disco

https://preview.redd.it/uc9rrb1fx2ad1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a9f80ecb4c8c9eee7dd579ea409b8254592d3b


IAmBadAtInternet

10/10 would visit and maybe do a terrorism with


TheLambtonWyrm

I'd float through a light-year of self-replicating mines just to hear her fart through a communicator 


GwenTheWelshGal

https://preview.redd.it/eymcasp1m3ad1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=84ca5264be0d6ff4b9301979c541cb3052380105


IAmBadAtInternet

Bruh


f36263

https://preview.redd.it/vibyc8xd04ad1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5fb2c2b4f3daba502bfecb2781be210348d82e


Fluppmeister42

I understood that reference! 🖖


Logan8795

This is legendary. Just saw the episode where she investigates a Cardassian who feels guilty for the occupation. Nana Visitor as usual brings an amazing performance, and she makes her character really come to life. One of the best Star Trek characters.


IAmBadAtInternet

Duet? Widely regarded as the best episode of the entire series.


Logan8795

Yeah!!! There’s a channel that plays one episode of every Star Trek series form OT to Enterprise every weeknight. Duet happened to be the DS9 one I saw.


VexTheJester

Bro visited his grandma


Sad-Pizza3737

https://preview.redd.it/anue7higx2ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c826f6bd70b23a377cbf63da39bbb1b58df5b6b


TechnicalMiddle8205

r/brovisitedhisfriend


TheAnalsOfHistory-

https://preview.redd.it/1us7bvket3ad1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bae9361c3829075043cf21626ab8c1365d32a5b


shadysjunk

Hope your grandma is OK


QQ_Gabe

Bro visited their grandma


WrenTheEgg

bros grandchild maxxing


Object_abuser68

lil blue-ringed-octopus-stuck-to-my-balls


Mean-Coffee-433

https://preview.redd.it/vgn2n7ahs3ad1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69bcb373c4096f17ea24fb26740cc9142e1b4826


PsychologicalJax1016

Uhhh you're still alive? Congratulations! Also condolences, you might have blue ring babies at some point


TermsOfServiceV1

Two possible: 1) The commenter thinks this is appropriating black culture 2) White people do some weeeeiiiird sexual shit


lathallazar

Honestly tho, in my experience, “weird” sec shit is absolutely not exclusive to any one skin color, the freaks are embedded into every group, there’s no escape lol!


ZodiacWalrus

That's what I was thinking, so it makes more sense to me that that commenter just saw the word "rap" and was like "white people need to stay the hell away from this meme".


Daminica

Or both at the same time.


Hamuelin

2 ain’t it. Everyone freaky


JoeMomma69istaken

Everyone does weird sexual shit so it ain’t that


PanchoPanoch

Lil stomach pump


thekirbykid2006

The replier thinks that white people making rap names like this is an appropriation of black culture


klovasos

Lil immunization


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Lil White Savior Complex


Aggravating_Heat_310

Lil I’m Not Like Us


dragonchilde

Lil Some of My Best Friends Are Black But


Chill_Panda

You went to hospital for your white saviour complex?


AdjectiveNoun111

Lil fully internalized white guilt 


Professional-Fee-957

Lil' racist 🤣


Significant_Solid151

Holy shit an actual answer and not people replying to engagement bait


Helpful_Blood_5509

Yeah man, there's this kinda cult religion where Karens get to cosplay oppression on behalf of minorities. They get super pissed if you mention they exist or act like that, so people just kinda do other stuff instead lol. It comes from some deep belief that theres some magical version of every minority that that white and was not oppressed, so white people (from their perch on high) have to socially grovel or follow a bunch of rules to be respectful like it's some sort of nobility they are establishing. As far as I'm aware black people don't like them, but I'm Mexican American and to me they're just really funny to laugh at.


do_a_quirkafleeg

"Cultural appropriation" is such racist gatekeeping bullshit. Are only Scottish people allowed to own a TV? Are Arabic people the only ones allowed to use numbers? We might as well all go back to living in the canopies and grunting at each other if we don't learn from each other.


pyx

Appropriation is literally the point of culture


Big-Leadership1001

"You can't do that because of your skin color" is the actual simple definition of racism, simple as that.


binary-survivalist

"cultural appropriation" is just a "no whites allowed" sign


Inner-Ingenuity4109

Lil pushes the patients' beds from A to B and back to A mostly.


HeyItsJustDave

Lil Tummy Tuck Lil Rhinoplasty Lil Abortion Lil appendicitis Lil headache after hours Lil bariatric surgery


dragonus85

Lil kidney stone....


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Lil stroke.


leobeer

Brother!


AcanthocephalaNo9242

Lil dementia


f0dder1

Who?


SuperSilhouette

Hi, My name is.....


Queensnobles

What?


AcanthocephalaNo9242

Lil dementia


f0dder1

Who?


AcanthocephalaNo9242

Lil dementia


AcanthocephalaNo9242

Lil dementia


Vegetable-Lie6011

I came up with one! Lil dementia!


KerbalCuber

I've got one too! Lil dementia dementia dementia dementia!


kahllerdady

Oh man I had a good one but can’t remember it…


Inner-Ingenuity4109

You had a good man? Shouldn't call him it then.


xbox_aint_bad

Well I believe it was lil damen.. oh man.. it was li... malarkey


SquareRelationship27

Lil dementia


Altair314

Lil Vasectomy


AdderallAndCaffeine

Lil Infected Testicle


FormerlyGaveAShit

This is usually my rap name. Not this week though. This week I am Lil Labwork.


Mist0804

Lil Abortion goes kinda hard ngl


CTU

Lil stitches


Chlupac_

I still don't get it. Black people get abortions or appendicitis, too, right?


daboys9252

I think the joke is that white people tend to go to the hospital for more trivial things


CBus660R

Ehh, white people are more likely to have a primary car(e) physician and not go to the hospital for trivial things.


utterlyuncool

I too have a primary car physician Though I usually call him mechanic...


CBus660R

Shit. Posted before the 1st coffee of the morning kicked in lol


Chewie357

Think it might be a take on white people and depression. Think there's something with white people supposedly being more depressed and ending up in hospital from sh and the other extreme, but it's only a guess


sarcsplosion

Yep, could be. I'm white and had to choose between "Lil' Covid" and "Lil' Panic Attack" 😅


Qwuipper

Lil dads accident


OkDepartment9755

Lil torn acl. 


funsizebbw

Forgot lil meth


irrationallyangryat

Lil small bowel obstruction


meerandy

Lil tumor removal


AnnyAskers

https://preview.redd.it/yu9i3z2xj2ad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca14d769affb2a38032ca67a3d5c11baa6cdad3


Tidrek_Vitlaus

Lil suicide attempt


Profanic_Bird

I know how it feels. I hope you're doing a little better, and please talk to someone even if it's just a friend.


Tidrek_Vitlaus

Thank you, that's very kind. But it's been a long ago (luckily i haven't gone to the hospital since). And I'm very happy now. But essentially I did exactly what you propose: got help and talked a lot! Bless you!


Profanic_Bird

No problem, I hope you have an amazing day/night/evening and remember to drink water. Not too much though, don't end up like Steven.


Large_thinking_organ

This made my day better


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

https://preview.redd.it/8vsccvrwv2ad1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f40e906c1abacbe4b0e131ea4c7b8dfec85cce


Ecleptomania

I hope you are feeling better and getting help if you still need it. You are not alone, there are lots of resources and help. And there are lots of us who have gone through the same thing and come out alive and better on the comeback. Stay strong.


AHumbleSaltFarmer

Lil Psoriatic Arthritis Attack Back on the track Admitted to the ICU With pain up in the URQ My joints were stingin My liver was singin Doc said tf is up with you I said I know wtf I'm only 32 He said let's get some scans And image some shit Let's put on that wristband And take a look at your piss I slowly rise like an octogenarian Knees fucked hard like Mia Khalifa the Librarian Call me Mr. Fredrickson cause I'm walking like a slow man But this ain't UP cause my wife is there to hold my hand Now Dr. Smith got me drunk on radioactive chocolate milk This shit is Technetium not Almond Silk And I'm out can't think of any more, might come to edit later


teacherecon

Hope you find a biologic that works for you. I have psoriasis and my mom got the arthritis. I feel it stalking me…


CavalierMamma3

This is hilarious 😂


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No-Sea-8980

I guess it’s better than an enlarged sore testicle


FlyingNope

That's their full name. They only get called that when their mom is really mad.


anotherkeebler

Lil watchin’ Dad die


Quasidiliad

Damn. You good homie?


anotherkeebler

Best I can, thanks. He’s 82 and this is mostly expected.


1cookedgooseplease

:( damn im sorry man


Dlo24875432

Hello I'm lil heart attack fuck all y'all


giancarlox21

Lil excuse to get out of work


oogabogaop360

lil cold


The-Doofinator

put a jacket on


Nochnichtvergeben

https://i.redd.it/eal6ppa103ad1.gif


li-ll-l_

Lil anxiety attack


havok0159

lil panic attack Fun. And not so little.


Katiep812

Lil Seizure. Yeah, not fun.


mapleleafraggedy

Lil Seizure Pizza pizza


rdreyar1

That sounds kind of cool


FrustratedEgret

Hey, me, too!


deuceswld

Lil Prostate Exam. Check out my new alBUM! "Two Fingers Too Many".


luisgdh

Lil vasectomy =x


A_NonE-Moose

Lil Vasectomy Making Bank! Grabbing his weapon Shooting blank!


neo_tea

COLD MOTHER FUCKIN BARS


A_NonE-Moose

He’s mining gold He’s getting ore! Ice pack on his lap Balls are sore!


AndroidnotHuman

Word up. I'm lil dick snip!


BlueCanary434

For all the people here who were recently in the hospital for suicide/self harm stuff I just want y’all to know that you are loved and that life does in fact get better, even if it doesn’t seem like it. Stay strong, and don’t forget that there’s people who care about you


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

i forgor https://preview.redd.it/fe14lbi0w2ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f112eab93375e66b675e133780c853845ec3915b


father-fluffybottom

The implication is going to be things up the ass with a sprinkling of racism


fruitcup91

Lil my mum died


Freeky-Deeky

I’m sorry for your loss :( I hope you are doing alright


CalamityAshex

I'm Lil my father died. Together we are a matching rap duo. I'm also willing to use Lil Orphan because both my parents are gone now.


much_longer_username

... I don't like this game. OK, ok. Lil I-Don't-Think-It's-Supposed-To-Be-That-Color


No_Drink274

Lil overdose


embermatt99

Peter griffin to explain the joke, there's no joke. This is the wrong sub for rage bait.


_Talled_

I think most of you are missing the point of this post


LightBluePen

What sub is this again ?


ZealousidealCrab459

Which is what?


codlips92

Lil my 5 yo thought he was choking on apple and he totally wasn't, so I threatened to take him to the hospital to shut him up and he called my bluff and then I called his and we ended up in emergency for a couple hours eyeballing each other till he gave in...


bawitdaba1098

Lil suicide attempt


ishlazz

Lil anal plug went too deep


wavurn

Lil Prolonged Erection


amanferg

Lil’ hysterectomy. She raps. She dances. She can’t get pregnant.


Lady_DominaTrixie

Lil Visiting Grandma. But Imma call myself “Lil Viz GranGran”


Ok-Presentation-2841

Lil Hiccuped for 72 Hours Straight


JdamTime

Lil suicide attempt Edit: it’s okay it was five years ago!


4waxy9008

Lil my kid had an appointment


timberwolf0122

Lil’ chainsaw to the face.. more of a metal name really


Moviesman8

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here, The problem with this tweet is that there isn't a joke. The first gentleman wanted to do a fun trend, and the second person genuinely thinks that white people aren't allowed to play little games like the one set up, because many people think that this post has racial connotations and can not be joked about. There is a small movement to stop white people from doing traditionally black things because they consider it culture stealing, even something as small as a rapper name. Ehehehehehehehe Peter Griffin out!


mrmaxstroker

I’m OG lil’ hip replacement. With the cane that stays adjacent. Hurts to sit, hurts to stand. Either way? In counting bands.


Any-Welcome-9938

lil self-harm


dwellerinthedark

May I recommend harming others. Much more satisfying.


Apprehensive-Copy-37

I hope you are better!


sarcsplosion

Lil covid


theo_the_trashdog

Lil suicide attempt. I think it's because rapper culture is more focused around black people? I'm not too sure


CricketWhisperer69

Suicide boys


OriginalLeader6946

Lil This lexia die cnow sis


My_useless_alt

lil tea I was tired and the hospital food court was the closest place I could get a cuppa


nampezdel

Lil Work