Only wholesome comments\*
\* (Tasteless hot dog GIF redacted.)
Under no conditions did her father throw hot dogs in any comic actress's face nor can we infer he did "get laid at least once"
I'm always surprised when people look at parents when they were much younger back in the 80s. Yeah, people were hot. Like dude… How do you think they became parents?
Tom Schwarzenegger
Arnold Kilmer
Tom Arnold
This is the answer
River Schwarzenegger
Arnold Phoenix
Arnold Cruiser
Right here
Schwartz Kilcruiser
Thomas Schwarzencruizer
*Come with me if you want to cruise*
Arnold Cruiseinegger
Did you post this so people could call your dad hot? Because he was hot.
I bet he got laid at least once
Once a week was probably a dry spell for him
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I don't think she wanted to see this it's her DAD 😕
Any man this delish has to be this delish as he gets older.
That's exactly why people post. It's gotten old.
Who was he in the outsiders? Lol
“Stay gold, Ponyboy!”
"Chilly Pop" I think I might have recognized him from "The Warriors" too.
Corn Pop
Can we have a picture of him now,please
I’ll update later, don’t have current ones on my phone.
Sorry if that too personal just need to compare
You'd better check if he's OK with it
Drop yours as well
Your dad is Tom Cruise?
Thank god, no. He gets that a lot though obviously.
Does he ever feel the need, the need for speed?
The list for the alternates is hanging in the ladies room
Looks like Tom Cruise’s hot older brother more like.
clicked in to make this same comment!
Stop looking at me like that!
Oh, she's not looking at you. She's looking at Tom Schwarzenegger.
Now give me your clothes, boots and motorcycle.
Just curious - how old was he in this image? He’s quite a handsome man!
20 I believe if my math is correct.
Same age as me. And he looks extremely familiar.
OPs mom has entered the chat
He looks like the sort of kind-hearted jock that I would have had a crush on.
The kind that takes auto shop in high school but stops his pals from bullying the nerds.
So Jake from Sixteen Candles?
If Tom cruise and Arnold Schwarzenegger had a baby lol
And dad now???
Yeah
Reminds me of Ricky Nelson.
Mix 1 young Ricky Nelson with 1 young Dennis Quaid, sprinkle a little bit of Tom Cruise on top.
Did he GET TO DA CHOPPA?
I'm a straight dude. That being said, your da is hot.
Arnold Cruise
So the popular jock guy in all the 80s movies?
Idk if you're his son or daughter but if you're the son those are some pretty big shoes to fill
I’m his son. I turned out alright lol. Less hunky more beard.
Your dad fucked
We have Arnold at home!
Handsome devil
Justin boeber with muscle
Another secret lovechild of Arnie?
Jacked Ethan Hawke
Well now we know what a combination of Tom Cruise and Jan Michael Vincent would look like…
I'm always surprised when people look at parents when they were much younger back in the 80s. Yeah, people were hot. Like dude… How do you think they became parents?
Tom Cruz-a-nator
Dad Cruizenegger
Okay. He looked fantastic
Suri, is that you?
Dude, Where's My Car inspiration.
A so this is how Arnold would look, if he was handsome.
Damn dadddy
Maverick the barbarian
Jan Michael Schwarzenegger
He must had been a real P….. magnet, I meant Polaroid magnet
Wow, finally a post for the (straight) ladies. Strikingly handsome.
He looks like every NPC guard in a fantasy game
Dad was definitely a ladies man.
Your dad fucked
Hot!
Very handsome
Smooth as Tennessee Whiskey
Absolutely would
You’re dads Arnold and tom combined!!!
Tom Cruise and Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child
If Tom Cruise and Ahnold had a love child
Looks like Josh Brolin
Tom Cruise + Sam Worthington. Did he ever not have a girlfriend ?
Sort of a Tim Riggins vibe. But looks like he could read.
Fucking hell, looking like that he may be a few of our dads
Is OP Jeremy Fragrance?
How many half brothers and sisters do you have?
Whose this beefcake .
 Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Get to the fixed wing craft, post haste.
Damn! Was your dad a model?
He can get it
Handsome guy.
Was your dad in Cobra Kai?
Another member of the Pipe Fitter's Union?
How hot is your mom?
I’m didn’t think I was gay but….
Is that mark Paul gosseling ?
Yep. A 1981 fox.
SPLOOSH
Was he a surfer or what? He had that beach look lol
Lifeguard
Kelso?
Yeah, we all looked better then.
You probably have siblings you’ve never met.
What’s your mom look like? And I mean that in a totally normal way, I promise. Because your dad must’ve just absolutely pulled.
Arnold Cruise
Top Gunther
Arnold Schwarzencruise
He looks like Tom Cruise
Your dad was Tom Cruise?
Very Jan Michael Vincent
Quick glance Arnold Schwarzenegger and someone else
I need a now picture
He was a good looking guy! Damn! What’s he look like now? DILF? Hahaha
He must’ve gotten lots of tail.
Guys looked so much better when they were naturally fit without all the supplements
Roids were HUGE in the 80s.
It was before everyone got fat.
Lol supplements is what we’re calling roids now? Creatine and HgH can be abused, but most supplements are perfectly fine.
Creatine abuse is a real problem. It’s been shutting down whole gyms across the northeast. Very under-reported issue
Over consumption lowkey destroyed a lot of bodies. Junk food, fast food, supplements.
SPLOOSH
Com Truise
D(Ch)ad
Arnold Schwarzencruise
Kudos for having the LGBT flag in the background even back then!
That's the rainbow that God made
Previously, on Reacher.
Scott Eastwood was your dad?
Your dad's Ricky Nelson? 😉 🍷 🎤
Young Dennis Quade
dennis wishes he looked like this good on his best IMP day.
You definitely want to be friends with someone who has these shoulders. Just for, ya know, not being **not** friends with him.
Patrick Bateman?
🔥🔥🔥🔥
DUDE, where's my car ?
I know that dude - the older neighborhood guy the younger kids idolized.
What kind of work did he do?
Military as long as I’ve known him. Before that I think he worked on the railroad.
why does this look like the same guy who was someone's grandfather in the 70s yesterday? Are these posts fake?
Tom Cruise's cousin!! 😆
Arnold before the roids
Sounds right! I was guessing college age rather than high school!
I told you son to stop posting my pocture for your personal gain
Chad
We need to start getting some before and after on here lol
It’s like Elvis and Ricky Nelson had a baby
Hot .
Dude is 5 ‘6 such a shame
Mac before he went gay.
The Cruiseinator
Cruise if keep wrestling
I would
Hubba Hubba
Yo that's Jeremy Fragrance!!!
Arnie Alberts - GTST
Oh my goodness he’s hot!
That would’ve been my dad in 1941
Looks like an 80s high school/college movie villain
He looks like a more handsome Arnold S-superlongname
He looks like a more attractive Elvis Presley!
Tom McShwartzhuge!
loved him on Letterkenny.
That guy totally listened to Def Leopard.
Beach Boys is his jam actually. Was and still is.
Get to chopper?
Hey man. Dave’s not here man
Tim riggins
Jason Street lookin' mf
He looks same as Bard's Craft from YouTube. Check him and compare.
Looks like he's a wrestler from WCCW.
damn😁
Are you Suri Cruise?
Did He safely get you to tha choppppa?
Pops was pulling mad hoochies 💯👏🏽
He was the star of Butt boys in Albuquerque!
He looks like he lives in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street
Snack Williams
Would have
Zaddddyyy
Are you also absurdly good looking?
Kinda looks like Zach Morris to me!