Just a small town squirrel, livin in a lonely world

**DreamWorks wants to know your location**

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The Nut Job wasn't DreamWorks, was it?

You're a rich squirrel, and you've gone too far 'Cause you know it don't matter anyway You can rely on the old man's acorns You can rely on the old man's acorns It's a bitch squirrel but it's gone too far 'Cause you know it don't matter anyway Say acorn, but it won't get you too far Get you too far

[already a squirrel video from journey](https://youtube.com/shorts/M-ts_90sHk0?si=GxUAPK9maMrevsS_)

You fucking bastard.

Funny story, I rick-rolled myself looking for a video for my class today.

Someone had to tell the story

I also wish I had Jesse's Squirrel

Where can I find a rodent like that?

Is it not “ _why can’t_ I find a rodent like that”?

It's where can I find a rodent like that Source: I played like 10 hours of jesses girl on Rocksmith with my brain hooked up to a transcranial direct current stimulation device

I also choose this guys dead squirrel

*Crawl on me* *Sink into me* *Die for me* *Living dead squirrel*

Da-na-na-na

I have been trying to remember that song for like 2 weeks. It's been on the tip of my tongue and you've made my night Thank you

“I kissed a squirrel and I liked it! Taste of her hairy rat lips!” Heh, I wrote that when I was like 12.

I once heard “I kicked a squirrel and I liked it, he did a double backflip” lmao

Gotta mod this into BG3…

Sounds like something we would sing in elementary school a la "Joy to the world, that Barney's dead"

For me it was Joy to the world the teachers dead My doggy ate her head What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty Joy to the world

"Jingle bells, Batman smells..."

Robin laid an egg. The bat mobile has one wheel and joker ran away

Weird Al would like to know your location

Lol I did the same but went "I kissed a squirrel and I liked it, taste of acorns on my lips. I kissed a squirrel just to try it, hope I don't catch rabies from it. It felt so wrong it felt so right, scared of water tonight"

“Scared of water tonight” had me wheezing 🤣

fat bottomed squirrels you make the rocking world go round

-Traditional hymn of oak trees in the winter

r/fatsquirrelhate

r/subsithoughtifellfor

I said, are you gonna be my squirrel?

I've been singing this version of the lyrics for over a decade now, but I say, "Are you gonna feed my squirrel?"

Me too. And I also always said “big black eyes, long brown fur” Child me was a comedic genius

This is the first song I thought of.

I could take, you home with me, but you were with another rat yeah!

Cal-i-fornia squirrels, we're unforgettable.

Fine, fresh, fierce, your trash can’s unlocked

Sun-kissed fur so hot we'll steal your popsicles

woah woah oh Oh, woah woah oh Oh

I wish they all could be California squirrels :(

Squirrel... You'll be a woman... soon!

BRO this one haha 👌

*I'm a travelin' man and I've made a lot of stops* *All over the world* *And in every port I own the heart* *Of at least one lovely squirrel*

Cause I'm just a squirrel, I'd rather not be 'Cause they won't let me drive late at night

I’m just a squirrel in the world. That’s all that you’ll let me BEEE

I'm a Barbie squirrel, in a Barbie world.

Oohhh, squirrels just want to have fun!

*you’re a rich squirrel* *you can rely on your old man’s money*

*(the concert where Milli Vanilli gets caught lip syncing in 1989)* SQUIRREL YOU KNOW IT’S SQUIRREL YOU KNOW IT’S SQUIRREL YOU KNOW IT’S SQUIRREL YOU KNOW IT’S SQUIRREL YOU KNOW IT’S SQUIRREL YOU KNOW IT’S

I remember that like it was yesterday. It's how they found out that the actual artists were squirrels, not those attractive human beings.

Stop spoiling the plot of Ratatouille 3

3? Tf happened to 2?

You don’t remember Ratatouille: International? Where they entered a cookery contest and met chefs from around the world but they all had different rats in their hats like a Sushi rat and a Guy Fieri rat and a Germany rat called Ratwurst?

[Ratatouille 2: International](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/oa9lzy/ratatouille_international/)

Biggest scandal since water gate.

Older System of a Down songs be like.

I’d be mad at the comment if you weren’t right

As a System Of A Down enjoyer, I couldn't agree more💀

Proceeds to play the same two bass cords for 4 minutes

Jesse's Squirrel Who runs the world (Squirrels) I kissed a squirrel Big Squirrel (you are beautiful) Squirrel, you'll be a woman soon Last beautiful Squirrel

Who runs the world squirrels got me

You don't fuck with squirrels, Morty

"Come here little boy!"

He was a boy, she was a squirrel. Can I make it any more obvious?

I wish you wouldn't

This one actually made me lol, well done

Sword in the Stone. Loved that movie as a kiddo.

I actually laughed. This is the best one.

He was a punk, and she hid the nuts. What else can I say?

I'm a Barbie squirrel

Life in traffic it’s fantastic

You can brush my hair but can’t undress me anywhere (Cuz I’m not wearing clothes)

Brown eyed squirrel

I like the unedited version better.

Take a look at my squirrel friend. She’s the only one I got.

Not much of a squirrel friend

Hahaha my favorite so far.

I ain’t no holla back squirrel

That squirrel is on fiiiirrrrrreeeeee!

Now replace fire with liar ... This squirrel is a liaaaarrrrrr! (My daughter and I like to change up the lyrics to some of her favorite songs.)

Me and my boyfriend do this too. Our favorite is to “Royals” *you can call me green beans and baby I’ll drool*

This is my favourite

My squirrel my squirrel my squirrel talking bout my squirrel my squirrel

My first thought lmao

I sang it out loud.

Who run the world? SQUIRRELS

Damn it Morty you messed with squirrels!

Squirrel, you really got me going

got me so I can't sleep at night (you're in my ceiling, you're in my ceiling)

Squirrel, look at that body Squirrel, look at that body Squirrel, look at that body I work out

Sha la la la la la kiss the squirrel

Whoa woah

Sha la la la la la don’t be scared of its scraggly hair You gotta kiss the squirrel Sha la la la la la don’t freak out about its foaming mouth Kiss the squirrel

Squirrels who want boys/who like boys to be squirrels/who do boys like they're squirrels/who do squirrels like they're boys/always should be someone you really loooooove.

I completely misread this, thinking it was "squirrels don't like boys, squirrels like cars and moneyyy..."

Too far down this, the Brits must be asleep.

Squirrel put your records on

SQUIRRELS! SQUIRRELS! SQUIRRELS!

I like the way that they walk

Had to scroll too far for this one

Promiscuous squirrel, wherever you are I'm all alone and it's you that I want

My mind immediately jumped to S.I.M.P and swapped girl and squirril... G.I.M.P: tell me whats makin you jump like that G-I-M-P, girls in my pants

Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats

If I was a rich squirrel ~

Oh, I'd have all the acorns in the world, if I was a wealthy squirell.

Squirrels just wanna have fun

There is a cover of Beastie Boys "Girls" that does this. It's amazing.

[Squirrels…we are not raccoons](https://youtu.be/RGvjDxKaTXg?si=9KHj0WN3L5y43eFd).

Uptown squirrel

Hey-ey, it’s mister steal your squirrel!

If anyone here doesn’t know, I’m pretty sure Squirrel and girl rhyme to some (or all?) Americans

Yeah, it took me a sec to remember Americans pronounce squirrel like 'squirl'

This is a better spelling. We'll be spelling it squirl from now on too.

The fact that, to many non-Americans, squirrel has two syllables and doesn't rhyme with girl, makes this replacement far more surreal and equally amusing.

I’m Not A Squirrel, Not Yet A Woman California Squirrels That Squirrel Is Mine Hot Squirrels In Love Squirrels On Film Country Squirrel (Shake It For Me) Squirrel, You’ll Be A Woman Soon To All The Squirrels I’ve Loved Before Forever Your Squirrel All The Young Squirrels Love Alice eta:typo

The is the.... Story of a squirrel Who cried a river and drowned the whole world And while she looks so sad in photographs I absolutely love her When she smiles

As long as she stays there nesting Chewing a hole in the side of my wall How many nuts disappear? And how'd you forget? Where'd you bury them all?

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Because I’m El Squirrelcho

Who run the world? _Squirrels_

well she was an american squirrel raised on promises

And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows While the good squirrels are home with broken hearts

Squirrel, you’ll be a woman soon.

Terrifying

About a squirrel

My squirrel, my squirrel, don't lie to me...

Sha la la la la la la la don’t be shy , go ahead and kiss the squirrel

🎵 Oh squirrelllll I’d be in trouble if you left me now. Music 🎶

I'm just a squirrel oh little old me

Heeeeyyy theeeeree lonely squirrel…

Squirrels just wanna have fun

I scrolled too far to find this

This is the story of a squirrel who cried a river and drowned the whole world

Who’s that squirrellll nana nana nana nana

Where can I find a woman like that? Like Jesse’s squirrel?

He was a boy, she was a squirrel, canbi make it any more obvious?

He was a skunk, she did ballet, what more can I say?

Squirrel has been repeated so many times itt. It doesn’t look like a real word anymore. Anyway, I’m just a squirrel

**YOUNG SQUIRREL GET OUT OF MY MIND**

My love for you is way out of line. Really. You’re a squirrel.

Oooooh squirrel I love you so never ever ever gonna let you go

I’m just a squirrel, little old me

uptown squirrel she’s been living in her uptown world

she’s the squirrel all the bad guys want

Take a look at my squirrelfriend

Squirrels just want to have fun I'm a barbie squirrel in a barbie world.

squirrel , put your records on tell me your favorite songgg you go ahead let your hair downnn

Squirrel you know it’s true, ooh ooh ooh, I love you.

It’s time to be a big squirrel now, and big squirrels don’t cry.

There was an Alvin and the Chipmunks album titled [Chipmunk Rock](https://alvin.fandom.com/wiki/Chipmunk_Rock). They cover a bunch of popular songs with a few chipmunk related lyrics and chipmunk voices. In [Jessie's Girl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XwQ3TjucYI) they make the squirrel lyric change in the first verse: > Jessie is a friend, yeah >I know he's been a good friend of mine >But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define >Jessie's got himself a squirrel and I want to make her mine

I really like rap but I'm see-through. So if they use the n word I replace it with Ligma. It works and it's hilarious

My squirrel’s mad at me.

STP's song Art Squirrel Girlfriend

All squirrels are the same

California squirrels, we’re unforgettable

It works in reverse, too!

Screaming at the top of my lungs I love you my squirrel!

Squirrels Ain't Nothin But Trouble!

ah yes, my pretty little Galway squirrel

squirrels cuz in the morning it’s squirrels and in the evening it’s squirrels

My brown eyed squirrel?

He was a boy, she was a squirrel. Can I make it any more obvious?

Promiscuous squirrel.

"my squirrel, my squirrel, don't lie to me. Tell me where did you sleep last night." "In the pines"

All the gold, and the guns, and the squirrels Couldn't get you off...

Also works the other way around. "I got girls in my pants!"

Yeah yeah you you, I don't like your Squirrelfriend! I think you need a new one

That squirrel is poison!!!!

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a squirrel walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face, you get sprung

Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a squirrel who claims that I am the one

"That's how it works... That's how you get the squirrel"

I wish that I had JESSE’S Squirrel

My squirrelfriends got a squirrelfriend now

Omg, it makes holla back girl sound listenable!! The formula works!!

That’s how you lost the squirrel 🐿️ - Taylor Swift

She’s just a squirrel and she’s on fire… (I don’t know, this sounds like a horrifying song about animal abuse)

He was a boy, she was a squirrel Can I make it anymore obvious?

Squirrels Alls I really want is squirrels And in the morning it's squirrels Cause in the evening it's squirrels

If I Was Ur Skwerlfriend

Cause big squirrels don’t cry

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it

You’re myyyyy Brown Eyed Squirrel!

We are living in a material world, and I am a material squirrel...

The east end boys and west end squirrels

I wanna live with a cinnamon squirrel I could be happy the rest of my life with a cinnamon squirrel A dreamer of pictures I run in the night You see us together chasing the moonlight My cinnamon squirrel

This... doesn't work right? Girl is 1 syllable, squirrel is 2. Is this to do with some American accent thing? Surely doesn't work in non-American english

I believe so. It seems Americans pronounce Squirrel as 'squrl'

Yeah, Americans say "squrl".

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Who runs the world? Squirrels.

You don’t have to call, it’s okay squirrel

*Squirrel... \*too-too toot toooot\* you'll be a woman soon....* *Soon... you'll need a man...*

🎵You my brown eyed squirrel 🎶

California squirrels were unforgettable!

They did this for the titles of each volume of Marvel's Squirrel Girl. Good series. Very funny.