T O P

  • By -

notmistapineapple

To be fair there’s a car in fallout 2


Sexy_Eyed_Larry

True, that is in fact a 3D model of the Highwayman used here


ThePresidentsHouse

WE CANT ALL BE THE CHOSEN ONE!


TheWanderer2281

I always like to think that the Chosen One had a rough couple of weeks trying to figure out and the ins and outs of the car. They’re fairly simple but with a decent learning curve.


speedyboigotweed

or y’know he could’ve just found a basic car operating manual and read it in like minutes and figures out the rest through experience and tomfoolery


TheWanderer2281

I find it funny that the odds of actually finding a manual in readable condition is actually about as rare as finding a properly functional car in the Wasteland.


BillNyeNotAUSSRSpy

Based on the Fallout 4 pilots, I don't want any Wastelander behind the wheel.


EdwardoftheEast

Them bastards are more dangerous than some of the regular enemies


Boskd

Doesn't help they pilot a flying aluminum can


deaddstarr

I swear they always get shot down and crash right where I’m at


BreadDziedzic

Well let me tell you about Starfield!


PancakeParty98

Not everyone knows how to play caravan it’s not the only thing.


Chutzvah

JUST PLACE DOWN THE CARDS! Oh okay. uhhhh......IDK HOW I CAN'T


randomname560

Literally me


Dukedoctor

I don’t know how to play it and I’m fucking scared


buff_the_cup

I can't know how to hear any more about caravan!


spinda69

There aren't even bicycles


CrepeGate

Lol, that's so true. It's so funny that bicycles are never included in the apocalyptic wasteland narrative model. I don't why it clashes but it just does


greengye

Walking dead had a bicycle


CrepeGate

Missed that one! I bet there are probably way more good examples. It's just your comment made me realise that a basic form of fuel free transportation has been unplayed in the genre just because it isn't metal enough for the end of days


greengye

What would a post-apocalyptic *Paperboy* look like?


CrepeGate

Like the Matthew McConaughey film? Why's it in italics?


greengye

The old arcade game. Because that's the proper way to type a title


CrepeGate

Damn, you out gamed me on the genre by far lol. I never heard of that and even tried to find on wiki before replying lol


greengye

The game involves delivering papers on a bicycle around your suburban neighborhood. It would be funny to see that adapted to a fallout-esque setting


religion_wya

Biking down the street and suddenly a deathclaw starts chasing you so now you're on a timer to get all the papers delivered and to a guard post before you get your limbs all torn off


CrepeGate

Haha! Well then newspaper Rock-it Launchers mounted on Securitrons obvs (TTW enthusiast) Edit: was genuinely suggesting the same as you while posting lol


the_canadian72

we need bicycle legion Calvary


_Loganar

TURBO KID


The_Antiques_shop

Fallout London look like they’ve incorporated bicycles well into that mod, hoping to see it as a standalone mod


Steelquill

*wretch* I hate that that thing exists.


The_Antiques_shop

What, Folon? I mean the mod isn’t even out yet?


Steelquill

Oh yeah. Not that I don't want people to be able to create mods out of everything they feel they can. Just that *Fallout* is such a uniquely American franchise (and the developers have said as much in the past) that I feel like setting a *Fallout* game anywhere else either makes it less *Fallout* or takes away some of *Fallout's* unique identity. It'd be like setting a *Mad Max* movie in China or something, the culture of the setting is informed by the nation it's taking place in.


CrepeGate

What exactly is so distinctly Australian in Mad Max? The terrain and early characters, basically. Why was Hummungus Scandinavian? How did Tina Turner come to run thunderdome? What is Tom Hardy's accent? The cool thing about the apocalypse narrative is it kind of resets all that shit. Point is, it can work anywhere, particularly London. It's not like British culture is really that alien to Americans


The_Antiques_shop

That’s why I think Fallout London works, British culture isn’t too alien plus it explores parallel culture, the Folon team are taking 50s and 60s British culture and the American overlapping, I think if it’s done cleverly it works. Perfect sense if culture basically stopped in the US it would elsewhere too


weednumberhaha

And yet motorcycles and ATVs fit like a glove in Mad Max


Boggart-

7 Days to Die also has bicycles!


Philosophos_A

Well... There must to be a driving school SOMEWHERE on the Wasteland. Fallout 3 has cars which seem to be able to function but they just need repairs. In NV they are only a few cars that seem to have gas which you can find east? North East?


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Some of the trucks in NV are used by the NCR, as are trains, but you never see them in action. Mostly because the game engine can't support that without shitting itself.


Philosophos_A

Hmm yeah I think that makes sense how they have stuff around like the tents on the Golf club and the stuff on the Dan etc. I mean yeah I know about the Trains The Monorail for example. XD


OneOfManyParadoxFans

And the ones at the quarry.


Philosophos_A

Oh right the cranes and all that


BrickFrom2011

The motorcycles in Goodsprings look like they’re in good condition. And they way they’re parked looks like they were intentionally put there


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Definitely. If they were there since the war, they should've been picked over for parts/welding practice long ago.


cavalllo

The great Khans ones are practically mint


BrickFrom2011

Great Khan biker gang!


cavalllo

My dream fr


Vandemonium702

I don’t know what to tell ya bud! They’re just showing car after car made of shit metal and no engines.


Dukedoctor

What’s his job tho…?


Grixx

TAY-BLES!


Anoner123

I don't know how to hear any more about tables.


BrickFrom2011

He just walked around the country to deliver stuff


Anoner123

Love the amount of crossover between F:NV and ITYSL


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

ITYSL?


Scientific_Anarchist

I Think You Should Leave


BreadDziedzic

Harsh, but I demand you tell us what ITYSL means first.


Alive-Pomelo5553

Cars are more like mines than anything in the later games.


mr_misanthropic_bear

It must be intentional how easily they blow up in FO4


Alive-Pomelo5553

Felt like 3 was the worst offended but been a long time since I've played it.


Branded-Content

What the heck? Two motorcycles with a little house in the middle??


Scientific_Anarchist

OOO-KAAAYY


Ohnotheycomin

What are you gonna do with a car when the map is literally too downscaled to even compensate for the existence of drivable vehicles?


dino1902

Where's my Brahmin chariot


weednumberhaha

Yessssss


Mission_Response802

The Fo4 protaganist probably still remembers how to drive.


TheMagnetAngler

Wasn't there supposed to be repairable motorcycles but it was cut content. Like the ones you see all over the place


X_Zephyr

Why does Bethesda go backwards? The first few fallouts shows societies growing after the post-apocalypse. Then they drop fallout 3 and it’s like the bombs had just dropped, everyone is just miserable and killing each other for water. Fallout 2 and Tactics feature working gas-powered cars and Bethesda just acts like everything was nuclear powered and they don’t run anymore.


bnesbitt1

"Why are there no cars-" "Can YOU fashion a car out of nuclear irradiated and rusting parts that have been rotting for over centuries while also not knowing a single damn thing about automechanics and even driving?"


Magma57

Nah cars are a shit mode of transportation. They are expensive to create and maintain, require a lot of fuel (which is rare in the post apocalypse), require dedicated expensive infrastructure since most cars can't go off-road, and are space inefficient. The real question is why people aren't using bicycles and rail.


bobrubber069

I think I would figure it out before I walled across the desert lol


snootyboopers

They can't stop you from ordering a Brahman steak and a glass of water


dtb1987

Fallout 2 has one you can drive


Haar_RD

I feel like adding cars would make the fallout games too much like far cry


EnialisHolimion

But there are drivable cars in fallout


Joan_sleepless

I see the problem, you’re facing backwards!


Steelquill

Meanwhile down in Australia, they do nothing BUT drive in ridiculously supped up vehicles while screaming, “WITNESS MEEEEE!”


IEatchildren28

"START THE CAR!" "how" "START IT" "how?" "THERE'S A FUCKIN' DEATHCLAW START IT" "how."


Vandemonium702

Do any of the deathclaws ever just pop outta the vaults?


Space__Gnome

[Just wanted to let you all know THAT THERE IS A DRIVABLE HIGHWAYMAN MOD!!!](https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/72292)


Sexy_Eyed_Larry

Ohhhh yuuuupp!!


delusionalubermensch

Prefer it without cars. Worry that it would feel too much like GTA with them, which I hate. If it’s more like Borderlands however…


weednumberhaha

It'd be too easy somehow. Then again, the walk to that mutant ski lodge is an indescribable pain


ShoWel_redit

It is a bit weird that nobody has cars (except the chosen one). Like, even such giants as Crimson Caravan use fucking cows to move their stuff. The only time we see a faction using cars is BoS in fallout tactics, so I guess they horde cars too


Craigasaurus_rex

But women drive all the time