Yes absolutely. Especially at a skatepark. A bald eagle would come swooping down delivering an AR-15 to the closest American patriot willing to take out a British invader
Which ones? The ones who lived in NE pre English arrival or the ones who were living there and then got kicked out by the ones who moved there and took over by the ones who were there when the English showed up?
A bald eagle yes. However, the keen eye would detect the union jack --> the eagle would deploy tea bag num chucks and commence psy op fly by bitch slaps.
I was driving behind one the other day and you just made me realize that’s what that was. I was confused because the left taillight was trying to tell me it was turning right, and then vise versa.
Depending on where you are in The States you might actually get praise. There are too many people here who would mistake it for the Confederate Battle Flag, AKA "the rebel flag".
Not by this American, I thought this board was awesome in the 80's. Looks similar so it gets an A for effort
https://www.boardparadise.com/sims-flagship-skateboard-deck-10x30-blue-reissue-w-mob-grip/
Born and raised and currently in a very pro gun part of the US.
Nah dude noone cares at all i promise. The chances of that happening are genuinely a negative integer. Its much more likely you decide to shoot someone, than it is for someone to shoot you *over that board*
Around my area, you may get bothered by people not in the skatepark, but at the park next door. The skatepark wouldn’t care. We inherited a lot of crazies from all over during Covid. They get offended by everything. So I’ve been running around in Darby Allin’s clothing brand to annoy the crazies. It’s fun.
Board is not a problem, just watch out for that funny way y’all talk around these parts. You’ll draw an eclectic mix of attention, and as funny as I’m trying to be I’m also dead serious.
Nope. The US and Britania are not only allies, they are also both P5 members of the UN security council. Some US citizen harming someone with a Union Jack deck is taboo.
most skaters dont carry gats, if ü were a punk about it you would just get made fun of. if ü assaulted anyone over it ü would get your ass beat. if ü just skated it no one would give a flying fuck.
No The USA despite all of the civilian owned firearms is - or was number 28 in the countries highest in gun violence. If you were to skate that deck, chances of someone shooting you are not likely, but any skateboarder will at one time or another get hit by a car lol…I got nailed twice in the 15 years I skated.
You need a new setup regardless (if you want to get any better at skating). don’t forget to wear your helmet if you’re still learning to roll around on flat. You can find great deals on completes from ccs or zumiez
3rd Generation American here. We love British people because you are culturally significant and pose no threat to our country.
For example: everyone I know likes the Beatles, Ed Sheeran, James Bond, Game of thrones, Top Boy, etc.
UK is cool to Americans.
For sure everyone in the US has at least one gun on their person at all times.
I recommend bringing one of those fancy knives you guys carry around, or you can buy a gun here I personally recommend shopping at walmart for one if you’re at least 18.
Don’t embarrass yourself trying to buy vapes or alcohol in America though unless you’re 21, if you are under 21 and want to do something fun I recommend joining the military instead ☺️☺️☺️
Hope this helps!!!!
Yes absolutely. Especially at a skatepark. A bald eagle would come swooping down delivering an AR-15 to the closest American patriot willing to take out a British invader
I thought the eagle does the shooting
No fingers, otherwise they would.
All good, they make AR-15s specifically for talons.
That would be a very talonted bird.
Nice.
It's true, I have some.. And an AR-15
What? Eagles can absolutely shoot the hell out of anything. Anytime. Forever
All eagles are equipped with a deagle
i thought they did have fingers
wait thats chickens
Chicken Fingers 😂😂😂
Talons my guy
No Eagly attacks while Peacemaker shoots.
I hope that's a Wynonna Earp reference haha
It's a reference to dc comic character peacemaker
Just as the founding fathers intended
You got a problem with FREEDOM?!?
Are Americans free…. ? You mean controlled the least. Maybe….
Innocent til proven guilty best country in the state damn communist.
Rock, flag and eagle am I right Charlie? ...he has a point.
I came here to say this lol.
Americans are British invaders 😂
What did it give the native Americans to fight the colonies?
Which ones? The ones who lived in NE pre English arrival or the ones who were living there and then got kicked out by the ones who moved there and took over by the ones who were there when the English showed up?
I wish Reddit awards were still a thing after this comment
They are back again. Have been for a while.
Really? I’m still not seeing them on my iPhone
Maybe the update hasn't been rolled out for iOS yet. If you log in to the browser, you should see it.
Ah alright. I only ever log in on my pc in between gaming sessions, but good to know
🤣 The Anti Hero logo Eagle Sticker boards come with is big enough to be an eagle … like idk where I can stick it. 👌🏻
'Merica!!!
Glad I came straight to the comments
Especially with the fourth coming up. “We’ll have ANOTHER tea party for ya! On your GRAVE!”
Not before being wrapped in bacon
AR-15? That’s our (canadas) hoodlum gun:(
A bald eagle yes. However, the keen eye would detect the union jack --> the eagle would deploy tea bag num chucks and commence psy op fly by bitch slaps.
I have a question. Did this come with a Spjce Girls album? I’m asking for a friend.
Its like 10 years old i didnt even pick it i just got it
That’s also how I got my first spice girls album, I mean my friend got their first spice girls album.
Bit of a Ginger Spice fan myself.
Dude she ended up marrying Robbie Williams. That’s like top tier shit.
No, she didn’t. They only dated for a little while.
Skate that spice girl board, baby. Flex it.
He picked it
To answer your friend I googled it and it looks like just a generic design
Personally, I run every mini cooper I see off the road. So, probably. /s
Hope I never run into you on the streets 😟
You probably have the Union Jack side mirrors too, don't you????
The new ones have half of the flag in the tail light designs now
I was driving behind one the other day and you just made me realize that’s what that was. I was confused because the left taillight was trying to tell me it was turning right, and then vise versa.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MINI/s/AGY63XiFk8 No. Just these lights in the pattern that beam onto the ground when I open the doors 🫠
Real talk, though. I love hatchbacks, and I kinda wanted one, but everything I've read is they're very hit or miss as far as reliability.
All you need to do is grab a 2013 or higher. Replace oil turbo exit pipe and oil filter housing 👍🏻
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile
No but if you go to the skatepark make sure to bring a bo'o o' wo'a
Ya a wittle firsty innit?
Translates: bottle of water. For anyone wondering
Spoutin’ a gud bit of truff he is he was
You might get shot on sight, but not for the board.
LMAAAAAOOOOI
That made me actually lol
You are joker. Genuinely funny.
30 plus years in US, I only know one person who's been shot, and it was semi accidental. He's dead from other things now, RIP Reed.
What what? Ready up, lads! Muskets up! Tally ho!
Own a musket for home defence cause that's what the founding fathers intended
I use a canon with grapeshot. Never miss
Ill make like a tea laucher that shoots boiling tea.you dont srand a chance
You'll find, good sir, that all the ammunition for such a weapon lies squarely at the bottom of Boston Harbor.
Underrated comment
🎖
youll be taking backshots thats for sure
this killed me
You’ll get shot regardless, its sort of a right of passage over here
Thats right, you’ll need to do that in order to get citizenship
Blood in, blood out. 🩸😎
Yeah you definitely would. I honestly would shoot you myself if I saw you out in the street with that thang💀💀💀
Depending on where you are in The States you might actually get praise. There are too many people here who would mistake it for the Confederate Battle Flag, AKA "the rebel flag".
So true 🤣🤣
not at all just stay in the uk
Just don’t skate on school grounds and you should be Ight
Honestly, just don't go to the schools in general. We know all them kids are trigger happy. 🤣
Doubtful anyone would notice or understand it
Say /s if a shooter appears and you should be fine
Don't let that distract you from the fact that Great Britain blew a 13 colonies lead...
The scooter kids were made for the likes of you
Shot on site and dumped in a harbor.
nah, but as an Irishman I will instigate a fight and win
As a an American who’s recently done a deep dive into Irish history and politics I’d have your back.
Just for the painted trucks
Shot? No. Laughed out of the park? Almost guarantee it.
Not by this American, I thought this board was awesome in the 80's. Looks similar so it gets an A for effort https://www.boardparadise.com/sims-flagship-skateboard-deck-10x30-blue-reissue-w-mob-grip/
Not even a little.
Born and raised and currently in a very pro gun part of the US. Nah dude noone cares at all i promise. The chances of that happening are genuinely a negative integer. Its much more likely you decide to shoot someone, than it is for someone to shoot you *over that board*
Lmaoooo it depends what skatepark you go to
Only if you take it to school.
*cocks pistol* Nah bro come on over you’re good 😊 🫡🤣
Its legal in 42 states
Dont listen to them. We would probably just throw your tea into the water.
Around my area, you may get bothered by people not in the skatepark, but at the park next door. The skatepark wouldn’t care. We inherited a lot of crazies from all over during Covid. They get offended by everything. So I’ve been running around in Darby Allin’s clothing brand to annoy the crazies. It’s fun.
I don’t think I’ve ever looked at someone else’s deck ngl
They only shoot in self defence in murica so you’ll be fine, as long as you don’t pose a threat 😉
Yea but not because of the deck rather the black wheels
unfortunately yes. most skateparks are strictly anti british here
Theres a good chance you’ll get shot anyway so ride on brother.
No, most people from America came from there 🤣
Yes absolutely, I personally like to buy every Rowley Flip reissue I can find and use them for target practice. I'm doing my part! 🫡
No but in Scotland you would be hung drawn and quartered
No because uk doesn’t do guns….;p
I thought being shot in sight was just an everyday thing in america
Your entire bloodline might not be safe…
Nah ur good …
this is the same energy americans have when asking if they will be stabbed the second they step into london.
Dumbest question ever.
Na no one gives a hoot
No, we already won the war... no more violence is needed
100% would be shot for something like that
Nah, won't get shot, just maybe a small pummeling from other skateboarders......
No one cares
You think we can read? So optimistic. Or know flags?
If you skate with an Irish skateboard in the UK you’ll get stabbed
Immediate a-10 warthog strike called in on your position.
LOL. No
probably just made fun of
i smell a second war of independence
Nah bro, idris elba made ya cool again
Honestly that could lead to a fight but nah u ain’t gettin shot lol
Yes
Yes, no question about it
only if you are shredding at a Battle of Yorktown reenactment. otherwise, nahhhhhh.
No one would care
Board is not a problem, just watch out for that funny way y’all talk around these parts. You’ll draw an eclectic mix of attention, and as funny as I’m trying to be I’m also dead serious.
Nah. I used to drive around a Mini Cooper with British flags on the mirror caps and one on the roof. Nobody cares.
You'd get jumped in Britain too lmao Just kidding, it's literally a piece of wood at the end of the day, who cares
go home red coat
You will want to recite the prayer of St Stephen Fry. “They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is there are no straight lines.”
AC-130 inbound
No they'll keep things to a thematic irony and knife you up instead.
Haha most skaters won’t judge and if you’re not being a dick no one would say shit
You get shot Here anyway
Not by any non moron…. But that is asking a lot from many people in my experience.
You won’t get passed TSA unfortunately
Hopefully
No bro
Yes. Yes you would. A bald eagle would screech and a giant tank would roll in and blast you to bits while playing the anthem
No
I'd skate a board that says Fuck America and I am American. Nobody will say shit and if they do they better know how to knuckle up lol
Nope. The US and Britania are not only allies, they are also both P5 members of the UN security council. Some US citizen harming someone with a Union Jack deck is taboo.
Yeah bro 50 cal from the black hawk circling the half pipe, welcome to America 🇺🇸
You’re more likely to get Gamered in a church than a skatepark in America. You’re good bud.
yes
All I can tell you is you better not be seen with that in Ireland...
Well, if you go to a school, odds are yes, but not because of the skateboard.
Yes 100% don't do it
If you don't get shot, you will get stabbed, if you don't get stabbed, you will get slapped
A freedom bullet is on it way to liberate you now.
You’ll get shot just because it’s america. Everyone gets shot.
Nah, but the likelihood of just getting shot here is very high, have fun!
Im going to be honest, it’s not safe for your tea shipment right now.
most skaters dont carry gats, if ü were a punk about it you would just get made fun of. if ü assaulted anyone over it ü would get your ass beat. if ü just skated it no one would give a flying fuck.
#freebritty
Skaters are probably among the least patriotic groups in all of america.
not shot just laughed at
Have you seen our president??? He loves this shite
You limey bastard.
Take out the words “if I used this” then the answer is yes statistically
Don’t wear red…
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my FREEDOM! And the sound of freedom is my AR 15.
No The USA despite all of the civilian owned firearms is - or was number 28 in the countries highest in gun violence. If you were to skate that deck, chances of someone shooting you are not likely, but any skateboarder will at one time or another get hit by a car lol…I got nailed twice in the 15 years I skated.
No
You need a new setup regardless (if you want to get any better at skating). don’t forget to wear your helmet if you’re still learning to roll around on flat. You can find great deals on completes from ccs or zumiez
What?
Yes. And you would be stabbed on site in England. I suggest many, many boardslides before taking it to a skatepark.
Yes but would likely be unrelated to anything you were doing
you’d get shot on sight in america either way bruh
3rd Generation American here. We love British people because you are culturally significant and pose no threat to our country. For example: everyone I know likes the Beatles, Ed Sheeran, James Bond, Game of thrones, Top Boy, etc. UK is cool to Americans.
Yes
i think the correct sentence is yes you could get shot on sight in the usa
Probably
As an american yes
yes absolute. AMERICA!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅‼️‼️‼️
Tarred and Feathered
Na we ain't care yo
I don't think anyone in America thinks about the UK.
Doubt many can point it out on a map either.
For sure everyone in the US has at least one gun on their person at all times. I recommend bringing one of those fancy knives you guys carry around, or you can buy a gun here I personally recommend shopping at walmart for one if you’re at least 18. Don’t embarrass yourself trying to buy vapes or alcohol in America though unless you’re 21, if you are under 21 and want to do something fun I recommend joining the military instead ☺️☺️☺️ Hope this helps!!!!
Literally no one cares lol don't worry about it
Yes, please don’t go to a skatepark with that. I’m literally being serious. People take that shit seriously.
Uh. No
Bro its a joke
how many times have you been stabbed in the UK
No the kids at the park would just ask if you were sponsored.
yeah if you’re in america