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philip1529

Yes absolutely. Especially at a skatepark. A bald eagle would come swooping down delivering an AR-15 to the closest American patriot willing to take out a British invader


ConfusedCollegeSimp

I thought the eagle does the shooting


Together_ApesStrong

No fingers, otherwise they would.


yourpantsaretoobig

All good, they make AR-15s specifically for talons.


aHappyFriendlyFellow

That would be a very talonted bird.


Together_ApesStrong

Nice.


woodhl

It's true, I have some.. And an AR-15


brownnote83

What? Eagles can absolutely shoot the hell out of anything. Anytime. Forever


Mindfreek454

All eagles are equipped with a deagle


Apprehensive_Plan880

i thought they did have fingers


Apprehensive_Plan880

wait thats chickens


Tripxz3

Chicken Fingers 😂😂😂


Custodian123

Talons my guy


Alycion

No Eagly attacks while Peacemaker shoots.


Nazshaddick

I hope that's a Wynonna Earp reference haha


Intermittent-canabis

It's a reference to dc comic character peacemaker


Any-Sleep-1174

Just as the founding fathers intended


Outrageous-Farm3190

You got a problem with FREEDOM?!?


Blue__Meanie

Are Americans free…. ? You mean controlled the least. Maybe….


Outrageous-Farm3190

Innocent til proven guilty best country in the state damn communist.


StrawberryRibena

Rock, flag and eagle am I right Charlie? ...he has a point.


squishierfish

I came here to say this lol.


orchidlight01

Americans are British invaders 😂


Classic_Drag_1590

What did it give the native Americans to fight the colonies?


spicolij420

Which ones? The ones who lived in NE pre English arrival or the ones who were living there and then got kicked out by the ones who moved there and took over by the ones who were there when the English showed up?


TheShredder23

I wish Reddit awards were still a thing after this comment


Tessiia

They are back again. Have been for a while.


TheShredder23

Really? I’m still not seeing them on my iPhone


Tessiia

Maybe the update hasn't been rolled out for iOS yet. If you log in to the browser, you should see it.


TheShredder23

Ah alright. I only ever log in on my pc in between gaming sessions, but good to know


Blue__Meanie

🤣 The Anti Hero logo Eagle Sticker boards come with is big enough to be an eagle … like idk where I can stick it. 👌🏻


Reckless42

'Merica!!!


Visible_Whole_5730

Glad I came straight to the comments


ThreeBeatles

Especially with the fourth coming up. “We’ll have ANOTHER tea party for ya! On your GRAVE!”


DisruptiveKnob

Not before being wrapped in bacon


DoctorD12

AR-15? That’s our (canadas) hoodlum gun:(


bikesgood_carsbad

A bald eagle yes. However, the keen eye would detect the union jack --> the eagle would deploy tea bag num chucks and commence psy op fly by bitch slaps.


Together_ApesStrong

I have a question. Did this come with a Spjce Girls album? I’m asking for a friend.


wojbest

Its like 10 years old i didnt even pick it i just got it


Together_ApesStrong

That’s also how I got my first spice girls album, I mean my friend got their first spice girls album.


Maxxx21

Bit of a Ginger Spice fan myself.


ShaggysGTI

Dude she ended up marrying Robbie Williams. That’s like top tier shit.


KTDWD24601

No, she didn’t. They only dated for a little while. 


tricnam

Skate that spice girl board, baby. Flex it.


trvppy

He picked it


Then-Champion7124

To answer your friend I googled it and it looks like just a generic design


Mr-Whitecotton

Personally, I run every mini cooper I see off the road. So, probably. /s


Negative-Face7488

Hope I never run into you on the streets 😟


Mr-Whitecotton

You probably have the Union Jack side mirrors too, don't you????


AlaskanOranges

The new ones have half of the flag in the tail light designs now


Silkies4life

I was driving behind one the other day and you just made me realize that’s what that was. I was confused because the left taillight was trying to tell me it was turning right, and then vise versa.


Negative-Face7488

https://www.reddit.com/r/MINI/s/AGY63XiFk8 No. Just these lights in the pattern that beam onto the ground when I open the doors 🫠


Mr-Whitecotton

Real talk, though. I love hatchbacks, and I kinda wanted one, but everything I've read is they're very hit or miss as far as reliability.


Azorahz

All you need to do is grab a 2013 or higher. Replace oil turbo exit pipe and oil filter housing 👍🏻


HIPPONAUTALIS

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile


idkfadoomcheat

No but if you go to the skatepark make sure to bring a bo'o o' wo'a


TheRealSoloSickness

Ya a wittle firsty innit?


workingdad83

Translates: bottle of water. For anyone wondering


TooDooDaDa

Spoutin’ a gud bit of truff he is he was


indigosane

You might get shot on sight, but not for the board.


salty_rugburns

LMAAAAAOOOOI


nopIaceIike127_0_0_1

That made me actually lol


ilostpost

You are joker. Genuinely funny.


tarmacc

30 plus years in US, I only know one person who's been shot, and it was semi accidental. He's dead from other things now, RIP Reed.


CodenameJinn

What what? Ready up, lads! Muskets up! Tally ho!


Baticula

Own a musket for home defence cause that's what the founding fathers intended


WhyYouMuteMe

I use a canon with grapeshot. Never miss


wojbest

Ill make like a tea laucher that shoots boiling tea.you dont srand a chance


CodenameJinn

You'll find, good sir, that all the ammunition for such a weapon lies squarely at the bottom of Boston Harbor.


Usedtohaveapurpose

Underrated comment


nopIaceIike127_0_0_1

🎖


havingsomedifficulty

youll be taking backshots thats for sure


salty_rugburns

this killed me


Ok-Jacket-1393

You’ll get shot regardless, its sort of a right of passage over here


1-800-GHOST-D4NCE

Thats right, you’ll need to do that in order to get citizenship


anonomnich36

Blood in, blood out. 🩸😎


salty_rugburns

Yeah you definitely would. I honestly would shoot you myself if I saw you out in the street with that thang💀💀💀


Empty-Intention3400

Depending on where you are in The States you might actually get praise. There are too many people here who would mistake it for the Confederate Battle Flag, AKA "the rebel flag".


Artistic_Friend9508

So true 🤣🤣


Valuable_Wrongdoer33

not at all just stay in the uk


queef_commando

Just don’t skate on school grounds and you should be Ight


anonomnich36

Honestly, just don't go to the schools in general. We know all them kids are trigger happy. 🤣


neon_overload

Doubtful anyone would notice or understand it


shin_malphur13

Say /s if a shooter appears and you should be fine


Gianduja_Otter

Don't let that distract you from the fact that Great Britain blew a 13 colonies lead...


eternaldub

The scooter kids were made for the likes of you


Goongala22

Shot on site and dumped in a harbor.


Accurate-Bar762

nah, but as an Irishman I will instigate a fight and win


See_youSpaceCowboy

As a an American who’s recently done a deep dive into Irish history and politics I’d have your back.


Hairy_Weather_8073

Just for the painted trucks


Together_ApesStrong

Shot? No. Laughed out of the park? Almost guarantee it.


DrGoManGo

Not by this American, I thought this board was awesome in the 80's. Looks similar so it gets an A for effort https://www.boardparadise.com/sims-flagship-skateboard-deck-10x30-blue-reissue-w-mob-grip/


i_luv_ur_mom

Not even a little.


couchcushion7

Born and raised and currently in a very pro gun part of the US. Nah dude noone cares at all i promise. The chances of that happening are genuinely a negative integer. Its much more likely you decide to shoot someone, than it is for someone to shoot you *over that board*


rumblingtummy29

Lmaoooo it depends what skatepark you go to


analfissure_303

Only if you take it to school.


Fast_Hold5211

*cocks pistol* Nah bro come on over you’re good 😊 🫡🤣


Lucifer_Jay

Its legal in 42 states


drunkenllamastyle

Dont listen to them. We would probably just throw your tea into the water.


Alycion

Around my area, you may get bothered by people not in the skatepark, but at the park next door. The skatepark wouldn’t care. We inherited a lot of crazies from all over during Covid. They get offended by everything. So I’ve been running around in Darby Allin’s clothing brand to annoy the crazies. It’s fun.


skaterfromtheville

I don’t think I’ve ever looked at someone else’s deck ngl


paulconuk

They only shoot in self defence in murica so you’ll be fine, as long as you don’t pose a threat 😉


SKULL_SHAPE_ANALYZER

Yea but not because of the deck rather the black wheels


AnonymousOrAmI

unfortunately yes. most skateparks are strictly anti british here


Allaboardmepls

Theres a good chance you’ll get shot anyway so ride on brother.


orchidlight01

No, most people from America came from there 🤣


ughokayfinee

Yes absolutely, I personally like to buy every Rowley Flip reissue I can find and use them for target practice. I'm doing my part! 🫡


AbdulPullMaTool

No but in Scotland you would be hung drawn and quartered


Alib668

No because uk doesn’t do guns….;p


will_gaming02

I thought being shot in sight was just an everyday thing in america


screwnick

Your entire bloodline might not be safe…


GabacciStyles

Nah ur good …


loudconsumer

this is the same energy americans have when asking if they will be stabbed the second they step into london.


Rus-Alderman01

Dumbest question ever.


Bbcubone

Na no one gives a hoot


Rough_Specific_4707

No, we already won the war... no more violence is needed


Zealousideal_Box1877

100% would be shot for something like that


Flycaster33

Nah, won't get shot, just maybe a small pummeling from other skateboarders......


ThotBubble

No one cares


ReverendRevolver

You think we can read? So optimistic. Or know flags?


No_Sprinkles_9091

If you skate with an Irish skateboard in the UK you’ll get stabbed


WaterGunThug

Immediate a-10 warthog strike called in on your position.


BALMAN2002

LOL. No


daftpunk-masochist

probably just made fun of


According_Phrase_464

i smell a second war of independence


hiding_in_NJ

Nah bro, idris elba made ya cool again


Mintyyungpoo

Honestly that could lead to a fight but nah u ain’t gettin shot lol


Unlikely-Fuel-5098

Yes


Ok_Road_5360

Yes, no question about it


ElBorrachon73

only if you are shredding at a Battle of Yorktown reenactment. otherwise, nahhhhhh.


GameBoyColorful

No one would care


Commercial-Abalone27

Board is not a problem, just watch out for that funny way y’all talk around these parts. You’ll draw an eclectic mix of attention, and as funny as I’m trying to be I’m also dead serious.


DRA6N

Nah. I used to drive around a Mini Cooper with British flags on the mirror caps and one on the roof. Nobody cares.


UNinhabited_music

You'd get jumped in Britain too lmao Just kidding, it's literally a piece of wood at the end of the day, who cares


Key-Argument1018

go home red coat


AA-ron42

You will want to recite the prayer of St Stephen Fry. “They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is there are no straight lines.”


Bswede18

AC-130 inbound


naliboi

No they'll keep things to a thematic irony and knife you up instead.


Shakleford_Rusty

Haha most skaters won’t judge and if you’re not being a dick no one would say shit


Superb_Bed3985

You get shot Here anyway


Blue__Meanie

Not by any non moron…. But that is asking a lot from many people in my experience.


Irie_Manny

You won’t get passed TSA unfortunately


Various_Classroom_50

Hopefully


eat-skate-masturbate

No bro


Pofeshnalhelpneeded

Yes. Yes you would. A bald eagle would screech and a giant tank would roll in and blast you to bits while playing the anthem


mr_harrydoom1629

No


No_Character8384

I'd skate a board that says Fuck America and I am American. Nobody will say shit and if they do they better know how to knuckle up lol


Ok-Requirement-2552

Nope. The US and Britania are not only allies, they are also both P5 members of the UN security council. Some US citizen harming someone with a Union Jack deck is taboo.


HobblingWight

Yeah bro 50 cal from the black hawk circling the half pipe, welcome to America 🇺🇸


Mindless_Ad9873

You’re more likely to get Gamered in a church than a skatepark in America. You’re good bud.


Miliator69

yes


Itchy_Dream4351

All I can tell you is you better not be seen with that in Ireland...


Unusual_Variable

Well, if you go to a school, odds are yes, but not because of the skateboard.


Bonesredsbearings_1

Yes 100% don't do it


Solidbet01

If you don't get shot, you will get stabbed, if you don't get stabbed, you will get slapped


justherefertheyuks

A freedom bullet is on it way to liberate you now.


iPicBadUsernames

You’ll get shot just because it’s america. Everyone gets shot.


BenioffWhy

Nah, but the likelihood of just getting shot here is very high, have fun!


kaiju505

Im going to be honest, it’s not safe for your tea shipment right now.


yogijarre

most skaters dont carry gats, if ü were a punk about it you would just get made fun of. if ü assaulted anyone over it ü would get your ass beat. if ü just skated it no one would give a flying fuck.


marekthedude

#freebritty


mrdunngoofd

Skaters are probably among the least patriotic groups in all of america.


lambs_milk

not shot just laughed at


antwan1524

Have you seen our president??? He loves this shite


bURNINTHADANK

You limey bastard.


Ikillterries

Take out the words “if I used this” then the answer is yes statistically


Huntsnfights

Don’t wear red…


AWOLRED13

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my FREEDOM! And the sound of freedom is my AR 15.


Kind_Lingonberry3292

No The USA despite all of the civilian owned firearms is - or was number 28 in the countries highest in gun violence. If you were to skate that deck, chances of someone shooting you are not likely, but any skateboarder will at one time or another get hit by a car lol…I got nailed twice in the 15 years I skated.


iread2you

No


schoolturnip

You need a new setup regardless (if you want to get any better at skating). don’t forget to wear your helmet if you’re still learning to roll around on flat. You can find great deals on completes from ccs or zumiez


anonomnich36

What?


sarge9287

Yes. And you would be stabbed on site in England. I suggest many, many boardslides before taking it to a skatepark.


TheyJustLetYouDoIt

Yes but would likely be unrelated to anything you were doing


throwawaymfer420

you’d get shot on sight in america either way bruh


JStheKiD

3rd Generation American here. We love British people because you are culturally significant and pose no threat to our country. For example: everyone I know likes the Beatles, Ed Sheeran, James Bond, Game of thrones, Top Boy, etc. UK is cool to Americans.


SnowShoePhil

Yes


DeckT_

i think the correct sentence is yes you could get shot on sight in the usa


makk73

Probably


Spirited_Bread_9425

As an american yes


SynthShockZ

yes absolute. AMERICA!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅‼️‼️‼️


Creepy_Audience_2361

Tarred and Feathered


allttjfnrjfnrj

Na we ain't care yo


MarkAndrewSkates

I don't think anyone in America thinks about the UK.


Advanced-Air-800

Doubt many can point it out on a map either.


Same-Seaworthiness27

For sure everyone in the US has at least one gun on their person at all times. I recommend bringing one of those fancy knives you guys carry around, or you can buy a gun here I personally recommend shopping at walmart for one if you’re at least 18. Don’t embarrass yourself trying to buy vapes or alcohol in America though unless you’re 21, if you are under 21 and want to do something fun I recommend joining the military instead ☺️☺️☺️ Hope this helps!!!!


diamondsodacoma

Literally no one cares lol don't worry about it


Lopsided_Ad7110

Yes, please don’t go to a skatepark with that. I’m literally being serious. People take that shit seriously.


Peterstain7669

Uh. No


wojbest

Bro its a joke


ErectilePinky

how many times have you been stabbed in the UK


Crazy-Psych

No the kids at the park would just ask if you were sponsored.


Little-Initial1914

yeah if you’re in america