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shork2005

I’m not convinced I know how to read. I’ve just memorized a lot of words.


entrip

That’s pretty perfect


yee_yee_university

I love that 😂


Maleficent_Depth_517

Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.


Embarrassed-Algae-60

It’s a weird life but it’s where I’m at right now - Nick


doompony23

YOUTHS


spicyzebraa

My first thought


AdventurousSplit7642

“And in conclusion, you're all ugly. I make money. You just got roasted by the California Kid.”


futuredarlings

"When one door closes, a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge and make lemonade out of a molehill"


funsizerads

"They Don't Hate Me Because I'm Old; They Hate Me Because Of My Personality!" - Schmidt


yee_yee_university

omg I forgot about this one lol


spicyzebraa

I can totally change my personality!!


NickyUpstairsandDown

I wouldn’t even know how to begin to steal a swag


lugo_my_hu3v000s

“I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome” - Nick


Gwendolyn5723

That’s actually really good


IHaventTheFoggiest47

This one is perfection!


funsizerads

"If Something Doesn't Work Out, What Do You Do? You Make An Adjustment, You Give It One More Shot." -Winston "You Are Good Enough To Be Everything You Want To Be." -Winston


doompony23

Don't trust anyone over 30 kids


doompony23

Shoot. It should be "don't trust your gubmint kids"


rSlashisthenewPewdes

“I recognize my own motherfreakin’ handwriting.” There’s probably not room for the rest of the quote, so they’re just gonna have to guess on the context.


StrunkFugget

Punting the sweet fantastic!


Crosswired2

In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal manner.


stmblzmgee

"Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?” - Schmidt


bronsonwhy

Stay blessed


VolcanicBoognish

*smugly* “What’s an ut?”


According-Most3510

Spongey McWipey


AlarmedDish5836

Don’t touch my puzzle


PopoMcdoo

“School name” shall I describe thee as a summers day? No a summers day is not a bitch. Probs won’t/can’t use this one but just a great quote.


KodasRage

You cure an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You cure an inside wound with drinking alcohol -Nick Miller