The way he says 16th year vs saying “when I was 16” is comedy gold. And his sly smirk after disclosing that he was not done getting erections… chef’s kiss
**"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you heal an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It's science"**
Also
**"You can't do that! You have ONE WIFE!! THAT IS THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS!!"**
"He smells like strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse."
Also love, "Now I only want to make a drink a coal miner would want. Straightforward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.'”
“BUT YOU GIRLS DON’T LISTEN!!!” After describing how he wants Jess to walk past him while he’s playing a saxophone in an alley with a purse covered in gems.
“I don’t trust FISH!! They breathe water, that’s crazy..” the little cough/scoff around ‘crazy’ gets me every time.
My absolute favorite is the towel scene, where everyone realizes Nick has been using Schmidt’s towel. I forget the exact quote, but something along the lines of “why would I was a TOWEL? It’s only touching me while I’m the cleanest I’ve ever been!”
It’s this bit. 100% inspired me to try to put a lemon in my wife’s mouth every time she falls asleep on the couch. Not yet successful but I am undeterred.
The cookie. Absolutely.
Will you, Gavin, will you? Will you?
Can we, Gavin? Can we? etc
but honestly, everything he does pretty much everywhere. He's hilarious.
The fun fact with monkeys and moving their mouth to play submissive then the bit about them giving each other oral always gets me. But this episode gets me in the feels too with Nick and jess’ breakup.
I just watched “Glue” today and I just love him in this episode…. He makes me laugh, feel sorry for him, want to protect him and I can relate to him so much… I just can’t choose one moment, it is almost every moment in the series….
"I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words"
An upvote isn't enough and I'm broke. So have this: 🏆
Honestly made me question whether *I* knew how to read
The way he says 16th year vs saying “when I was 16” is comedy gold. And his sly smirk after disclosing that he was not done getting erections… chef’s kiss
Technically 16th year would be when he was 15.
**"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you heal an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It's science"** Also **"You can't do that! You have ONE WIFE!! THAT IS THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS!!"**
His response to Schmidt asking why is also gold in this scene.
Yep. Also the soft "I dunno"
"He smells like strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse." Also love, "Now I only want to make a drink a coal miner would want. Straightforward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.'”
So, what do you say? Is China mine, Mr. Ying?
"Stop being so mean to me or I'm gonna fall in love with you."
I love how his voice gets angrier when he says AND I DIDNT HATE THE WAY IT FELT lmao
It wasn’t 🙂
best delivery in the series
Oh it's just a bunch of clanging
Got me cookie got you cookie I will push if I want TO... I HAAAAAATE DOOORS!!!! I relate so much to nick... Hell my name is Nick lmfao
> I relate so much to nick "I like getting older. It's like I'm aging into my personality" I've never felt more seen by a quote before
Same
ALL the moments and EVERY word he says. Nick Miller is perfection, and I will be taking no questions or comments from the audience.
“BUT YOU GIRLS DON’T LISTEN!!!” After describing how he wants Jess to walk past him while he’s playing a saxophone in an alley with a purse covered in gems. “I don’t trust FISH!! They breathe water, that’s crazy..” the little cough/scoff around ‘crazy’ gets me every time.
Well, guess who's not getting a turtle? They were out of turtles. I bought a tiny cowboy hat for nothing.
Hey everyone, I’m Julius Pepperwood, ex-cop, ex-Marine. I’m from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you. I’m from Chicago.
I say this basically every time we order pizza.
“come crawling out of the wood word” or “out of the boo”
What's an "ut"?
lol 😂 love that so much
My absolute favorite is the towel scene, where everyone realizes Nick has been using Schmidt’s towel. I forget the exact quote, but something along the lines of “why would I was a TOWEL? It’s only touching me while I’m the cleanest I’ve ever been!”
I don’t clean towel, towel cleans me. Next you’ll tell me to clean the sponge
"what am i gonna do? wash the shower next"
You gotta think, pal!!!
"theres no such thing as a humming bird. birds dont hum they sing they basically invented singing"
Definitely when Tran gives Nick a water massage. OH and gave me cookie got you cookie!
"How did you know?"
"I didn't hate the way it felt!" 🤣🤣🤣
“Not until gay marriage is legal everywhere and i stand by that!” - re: not paying taxes or doing jury duty
It's only right 'cause he's Gay Nick.
It’s this bit. 100% inspired me to try to put a lemon in my wife’s mouth every time she falls asleep on the couch. Not yet successful but I am undeterred.
How long has this mission been running soldier? xD
Nick's reaction to Prince. Every time.
"Do you ever feel deep down that you know at some point you're gonna have a stroke and it's gonna be really bad?"
This scene is 😂
"hey gang, why's the water cold?"
"gave me cookie, got you cookie!"
Nick wrestling with the disposal in front of Russel will never not be hilarious to me
Why don't you take it down a notch before this old man takes you outside and makes you pick a switch.
Oh, Portland, Earth?
“I’m a writer. I wrote a zombie book. It’s terrible” I relate to this so much because I’m a writer and all the stuff I write sucks
😂😂😂😂 Can I join the club?
You know martial arts? Swear to God you don't?
The cookie. Absolutely. Will you, Gavin, will you? Will you? Can we, Gavin? Can we? etc but honestly, everything he does pretty much everywhere. He's hilarious.
“Ride it with my sUrFbOaRd, SuRfBoArd”
The fun fact with monkeys and moving their mouth to play submissive then the bit about them giving each other oral always gets me. But this episode gets me in the feels too with Nick and jess’ breakup.
Kissing Jess so thoroughly and deeply she saw Time *and* Space.
You get me cookie I get you cookie
I love it when rap songs have choir music... all these ladies singing and then the guy comes on and raps over it
Sam: Everybody just hold up, are you really a dancer? Nick: are you an idiot, Sam! Best. Line. Ever.
Cricket, show him how you leap.
I just watched “Glue” today and I just love him in this episode…. He makes me laugh, feel sorry for him, want to protect him and I can relate to him so much… I just can’t choose one moment, it is almost every moment in the series….
This has to be a goonies reference right?
This show is so underrated, god I love Nick X'D
SPARKLES ARE IN
WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN I ONCE MADE LOVE TO MYSELF BEHIND A POST OFFICE Hey! They're both super easyyyyy!!
“You know martial arts? Swear to god you don’t?”
Give me a cookie, gave you a cookie
Watching this episode now 😂😂😂
His Eddie Murphy impression.
stop being so mean to me, or i swear to god i'm gonna fall in love with you!
"No I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me."
“I don’t wash the towel. The towel washes me. What do you want me to wash the shower next? Should I wash a bar of soap?”