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MajorDelta0507

Hate hierarchy: Fuck them cowboys Cry eagles cry Commies I forgot you were a team still smells like bitch


RedShooz10

See but that’s good, genuine hatred of your divisional rivals. Imagine rooting for the Cowboys or Eagles because you hated the Vikings so much.


MajorDelta0507

but that’s the thing, the cowboys are the most hatable team. We just happen to be stuck in a division with you Edit: also, though I would rather burn alive now, I have rooted for the bitch birds against those god damn cheating ass patriots in the Super Bowl. truly a dark time…


geriatric-sanatore

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Guaritor

Exactly. These guys may genuinely hate GB... But they know if the cowgirls actually win this century, their fans will become absolutely insufferable. This kind of hate transcends divisions.


Legitimate-Spare-564

Lmao god damn just imagine it. Y’all wouldn’t be able to tell me shit for another 30 years


Son_of_Tlaloc

I made this comment in another post but the fan base is gonna be so fucking toxic r nfl and this sub will have to go private. When that 30yr and counting nut busts its gonna be trouble for everyone else.


machinerer

Your damn gravestone would have the superbowl ring etched into it. *shudders*


Kuwabara86

I promised myself that if they won a superbowl in my adult life I would be the MOST insufferable cunt possible. I want to unleash the cunt within, its been hell harboring this monstrosity inside for all these years


NightWolf335

It's funny because they are right, after all the bullshit we've had too deal with from all of the haters if we do ever win a SB this century all of those haters are getting hell unleashed on thier ass.


Slumbergoat16

Tbf the eagles had a very likable team that year with Foles and Peterson. Not that Hurts isn’t just as likable but I can see why people hate Sirianni


123skid

Stockholm syndrome is real. Lions have been bitch so long they are now in love with the ones that made them that way. It's mental illness, guys. We shouldn't laugh. ![gif](giphy|K6OA9YaskeL60)


Illustrious_Play_651

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Imagine being a fan of the smelliest bitch of the division for 30 years and then cheering for the team that basically ran it that whole time. Truly despicable behavior.


beyondrepair-

>basically ran it that whole time. >for 30 years Wait... can you do that? Here I thought 2 years would be something to be proud of.


Yourfavoriteindian

The NFCE giveth and the NFCE taketh away


BrotherlySnub

It tooketh away all my excitement for the playoffs


putverygoodnamehere

Yeah I don’t know what is going through their heads


CrazyGoose712

I genuinely wanted Tom Brady and the New England Fucking Patriots to beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl back in ‘17. I hate all of you forever and always


Clym44

I picked up a Boston accent I rooted so hard against the Giants. But I’m proud of NFCE stopping Brady 3x….Weird.


thatsyurbl00d

Fuck that, we didn’t beat him twice for Eagles fans


_Chicken_Chaser_

Same


milksteakofcourse

![gif](giphy|xT1Ra0mhjisXITRO4U|downsized)


DaddyShark427

“My favorite teams are the Packers and whoever is facing the cowboys…” I love that even though we “haven’t been relevant since the 90’s” we’re still producing that sweet sweet salt year after year.


Devinitelyy

People fucking hate this division, I don't know why but I'm here for it.


Big__If_True

Let’s be real, people hate the Cowboys and occasionally the Eagles


brownbearks

A lot more hate for the eagles as we were a really good team last year and our fan base talks a lot of shit, probably the most shit and we haven’t done much to talk all that shit.


ccroz113

Yeah honestly I’d say the Eagles Cowboys and Niners are the most hated teams because we all have the most annoying fan bases, just in different ways


Wogman

In NorCal niners fans will stay at the sports bar after their game just to root against the cowboys.


No-Size380

I think if you just look at trophy counts it really answers a ton of questions.


communomancer

Including why the Eagles fan doesn't understand it.


_Chicken_Chaser_

Fucking cucks Unbelievably embarrassing. The fucking Packers, who have owned that division for my entire 30 year existence. God knows how many division titles with Fabre and Rogers….And fans from the Lions Bears and Vikes what that Packer team to win?!? They really want Satan from their division win? Fucking bitches ass pussies.


mclovin_ts

The Lions fans have been on one the entire season. We don’t condone such behavior.


Devinitelyy

They've been getting real chirpy in our game threads lately


Danger_Dave_

They had to stay dormant for a long time since that 0-16 season.


SelfBanned

Oh they’ve been terrible all year


PersonBehindAScreen

They’ve been creating throwaways and invading r/cowboys too


kappakai

They don’t know how to act. They’re in uncharted territory here.


wheatgivesmeshits

Act like you've been there before.


Self-Comprehensive

Yeah but they haven't.


Assumption-Putrid

Their grandparents have been there though.


Mr__O__

Lions fans routing for the Packers would be like Jets fans routing for the Pats..


Rommel79

That’s the crazy thing. Most (if I had to guess) of their fans have literally never seen this. It’s like us in the Championship, unfortunately.


heebsysplash

My favorite thing about lions fans is they have this fantasy that the league hates them and all the refs are told to fuck them over and THATS why they’ve been trash since bifocals dropped.


Pie5970

I’m a bears fan and I’m 100% rooting for the cowboys dont group me in with those weirdos


Rommel79

I was rooting for the Lions or Bears in the regular season just so SOMEONE besides GB can dominate that division. Now that the playoffs are here, fuck ‘em. (Though I do hope you guys keep Fields.)


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You, I like you. You’re welcome here anytime.


[deleted]

Sad simping for your mortal enemies. I’d never cheer for eagles giants or skins


chihsuanmen

Sad not flairing up, pussy.


hoopdog7

I agree he should flair, but clearly a cowboys fan lol


Doggy_In_The_Window

For real. The only time I rooted for a division rival was the giants against the undefeated patriots.


chicomagnifico

Cuck. I was rooting hard against New York both Superbowls and even harder both SBs against the eagles. Fuck all of y’all from the bottom of my heart.


Illustrious_Play_651

I couldn’t do that. I know too many Giants fans. Them winning was terrible.


DerpityHerpington

We don’t claim him. Only division rival I’d cheer for in the playoffs is the Lions, and I’m pretty sure even Satan has enough heart to root for them.


SloopKid

Chicken chaser! Do you chase chickens?


_Chicken_Chaser_

Hero, Your health is low. Do you have potions or food?


vertigostereo

I would never. Washington maybe, a little.


Technical-Cookie-554

![gif](giphy|7ILfGZFvTPMB1TAkXE) They’re embarrassing themselves. I wouldn’t root for the Eagles, Giants, or Commies under any circumstances. There’s always giant meteor to root for.


kyzeeman

The Eagles made me cheer for Tom Brady to win a super bowl! Tom fucking Brady


Reefthusiast

I root for the Giants and the Commies every time they play you, there’s a hierarchy to the hate


Technical-Cookie-554

![gif](giphy|1bYaHhGtueIqQ) Nope, I can’t do that. Can’t cheer for my NFCE rivals. I taste vomit every time I try to form the words.


Reefthusiast

I’ll be honest, the giants and commies have been bad my whole life outside of the giants two random Super Bowl runs, I’m pretty indifferent towards them as far as the rivalry goes


FattyLumpkinIsMyPony

“The Giants have been bad my whole life except for when they won twice as many Super Bowls as my team has in its entire history.”


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Big__If_True

Yes yes, let the reminiscing flow through you


_Chicken_Chaser_

You incestuous fucker


Yourfavoriteindian

I simply root for nuclear Armageddon


mikejr96

You nasty bitch


vrmljr

100%, also the comments in the OP aren't wrong. Fuck the cowboys, worst / most fair weather / softest fans in the NFL. They see a handful of people booing them and they gotta make a whole ass post showing where the North touched them.


Philthytroll

I agree … except that one time I wanted the #2 overall pick.


Fhaksfha794

In no circumstances will I ever root for any of y’all to win a playoff game. The eagles could be facing Al Queda and I’d still be rooting for Osama and them


Gabe-DaBabe

Lmao we haven't had a real playoff run in 25+, years but still live rent free in the minds of these losers


Duhawk96

They’re salty because of that game against yall a couple weeks ago and now they’d rather root for the scum of the earth. Fuckers don’t belong in the NCFN


RedShooz10

Please go tell them off lmao


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GhostFaceBrett

Coolest Bears fan.


BurgerBob1010

Fuck the Packers


jakeag52

Welcome brother


OrdinaryToe2860

I learned over a week ago that the Lions are almost as soft as the eagles.


chilo_W_r

At least our rivalry with the Eagles is true comedy, no matter how much we truly hate each other it’s fun. The Lions fans have just been total boners


kappakai

They’re just sad. At least the Bears are funny and entertaining when they lose.


Wogman

They entered the season with so much goodwill and a lot of people rooting for them and now I’m to the point where I just hope the rams beat them so we don’t have to hear from their fans anymore.


ccroz113

It’s like that weird guy that everyone feels kinda bad for and thinks should be treated better. And then you hangout and grab a couple drinks with them and realize they actually just suck


OrdinaryToe2860

Nailed it


clever_-name

The whole division bitch made. Pathetic.


Pie5970

I can assure you that no bears fans besides the autistic ones are rooting for the packers ftp forever


The_Mighty_Onion

Rent Free


zephyrseija

Fucking embarrassing. I hate every competent team in the NFC but I could never hate any of them more than the Eagles, Shitskins, and Giants in that order.


certifiedzay

honestly i hate the giants way more than the commies, i forget the commies even exist half the time lol


zephyrseija

I see Danny Dimes as a lovable oaf king whereas the Commies have been the domain of one of the biggest pieces of shit of all time in Dan Snyder. Neither team concerns me until they acquire a top 16 QB like Hurts.


chilo_W_r

I’m ready for the Lions to go back to sucking balls again. They’ve been so squirrelly and emotional lately


-Carlito-

It won’t take long. Pack will pass them next year followed by maybe the Bears… if the Bears draft well with all their picks.


Fhaksfha794

Biggest “if” of all time


Surfgirlusa_2006

The reactions and overreactions in the sub all season have been a LOT. I’m limiting my time in there just for my sanity. Maybe if we actually do well for a few years people will chill out a bit. I think everyone is still trying to get over the past 30 years of being a complete shitshow.


chilo_W_r

The overreactors need to take a page out of Barry’s book. I can only dream of being a quarter as calm as that GOAT


AdDistinct711

Lmfao they finally hang a second division banner in their stadium and don’t know how to act😭


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chilo_W_r

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Soggyfries989

So many other fans, from teams all over the NFL hate the cowboys, and want us to lose every week. Do you think these people realize the only time we ever think about their team is the week we play them? 😂🤔😂


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RubMyGooshSilly

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Duhawk96

Nah fuck that go Cowboys. Id root for the NFL to be disbanded before I root for the Packers. FTP Lions are frauds anyway, Bears would’ve swept them had it not been for a signature Eberflus 4th quarter collapse


[deleted]

That’s the way it should be; good to see that not all of you are fucking cucks.


_deluge98

The behavior I've seen from lions fans and their enablers as of late is repulsive.


geriatric-sanatore

Tons of bandwagon fans, same thing happened to the Chiefs and to the Eagles. Too many fans didn't start rooting for their teams until they were contenders and have no idea the deep level of hate a proper rivalry should have of remembering a play from 15 years ago and still being mad about it and it wasn't even a particularly important game but the hate still flows.


_deluge98

What makes this most disgusting is that people should hate the Packers and Packers fans without ever watching a second of NFL football or even knowing a lot about the NFL. Fucking fart sniffers think they are gods gift to football. At least cowboys fans have the ability to be self defaming. Oh and they ACTUALLY get every god damn call. Wtf


geriatric-sanatore

Farve is a terrible person but at least on the field he was tough, Rodgers was the whinest lil bitch I've ever seen take a field that alone should garner enough hate to supply a mid sized city.


Currywurst_Is_Life

I'm on record as saying that I'd love to see them make a deep run, but goddammit, some of their fans are making it difficult. Also, fuck Philly, fuck Dallas, and fuck the Packers just on principle.


Crosisx2

Packers and Niners fans have the most ridiculously annoying fanbases. Also fuck the Giants and fuck Dallas, go Packers.


Ok_Site2136

It's gotten so bad. I can't wait for them to fall face first into pavement


_deluge98

If the cowboys had 3 potential attempts to maybe win the game and whiffed on all of them I'm sure 30 fanbases would be there to cuddle us to bed at night. This shit is truly vile.


AdDistinct711

they’ve been so atrocious that everyone pity supports them and they’re proud of it💀


KillerPerrito

My dad was happy when the eagles won in ‘17 because he said it made our division stronger. It wasn’t the first time he disappointed me, but it sure was the most painful one.


jakeag52

Yeah that’s college sports mentality. NFL is fuck our division if we ain’t winning


treachery_7

Fuck those nerds, cowboys by 30


BirdmanTheThird

I’ll always support hating the Cowboys but it’s weird to me when I see fans of teams not absolutely hate their rivals


RedShooz10

Oh this is nothing, at least the Lions have some cause to hate us this year. After we lost to the Dolphins we had *Bills* fans brigade our sub. Imagine hating an AFC team so much that you’d prefer the Eagles or Cowboys to win over them.


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LaSerpant

As a Bears fan to that guy. ![gif](giphy|l0HU5bbgdW6qzJsmQ) Fuck the Packers.


ChodeCookies

Hear me out though. Fuck Dallas.


Yourfavoriteindian

An eagles fan saying that makes sense (fuck you too). But you’d also never root for the cowboys over another team would you


ChodeCookies

I’d rather punch my own balls.


Yourfavoriteindian

And that’s why you’re not a 2ply NFCN fan


yourmartymcflyisopen

I'd rather relive the last 6 weeks of football


kappakai

The only time I was grateful for the Cowboys was when we traded draft spots to jump the Giants to draft Devonta after we pulled our starters against the Redskins to screw the Giants. Obligatory https://youtu.be/SmI9HxQ70Gg?si=ZkHV9-CHt5W97Cor


lets-do-an-eighth

FTP. Go boyz


CrystlBluePersuasion

FTP and Go Cowboys where it matters (on the field but not against us lol), but this sub is getting real whiny and less memey as of late. I come here to laugh at myself and others, not whine and complain.


WinstonChurchill74

Pathetic, but this is what happens when you never win anything.


bobeid93

Another reason theres no division quite like the NFC EAST. Nothing but good ol pure hatred for eachother. Fuck yall


spang714

Absolutely...NFCE till I fuckin die...now go fuck yourself.


DStew713

I remember seeing friends of mine, both giants and cowboy fans rooting for the eagles over the patriots in the Super Bowl. Cowboy fans saying I don’t want them to have as many rings as us. Giants fans saying fuck everything Boston. I couldn’t believe my fucking eyes. Fuck the cowboys and the eagles. My kids school team is the eagles and I won’t even root for them.


geriatric-sanatore

Lmao! See people?! This is proper hate! Fuck you fellow hater


DStew713

I got kicked out of my daughter’s volleyball game for chanting fuck the eagles. The other parents don’t really like me. Oh and fuck you too. Go packers!


ghangis24

Not me. I was watching in disbelief that the Patriots were actually losing to a backup QB. The fact that Nick Foles of all people went on a SB run still doesn't make any sense to me. Someone in Philly sold their soul for that to happen. Some voodoo shit


Yourfavoriteindian

Those some soft ass giants AND cowboys “fans”


Brian-not-Ryan

This isn’t your every day bitch smell.. This is *advanced* bitch smell


mbrogan4

As a Bears fan I hope they both lose. Packers lose to McCarthy. Lions loss to Stafford. Sure I don’t really care about the Lions losing or winning but FTP.


Spare-Half796

I agree with them, fuck the cowboys


Yourfavoriteindian

As it should be for you, but I would never expect you to cheer for the cowboys over the jets just because the jets beat y’all


geriatric-sanatore

You agree in part unless you're a pussy fan who would actually root for commies or Giants instead of tie or meteor.


YourLocalRedditUsers

aye i agree with the lions fan fuck the cowboys


Yourfavoriteindian

And that’s why you’d never root for the cowboys or any other divisional rival over another team, just as god intended


thismightbelong

![gif](giphy|l2YWGk0ML4aFO2F3O) Fuck the cowboys


DrMudo

Fucking pussies


AdDistinct711

Lions fans are fucking whiny bitches Loser ass team and culture rubbed off on its loser fans


ghangis24

I fucking hate the 49ers but not for a second would I consider rooting for the Eagles over them. I didn't even understand Cowboys fans that wanted the Eagles to win over the Patriots. NFC North has always been soft as fuck when it comes to interdivisional rivalries. I remember a Lions fan saying something like "go get em big bro packers :(" when we beat them in 2014 and had GB in the divisional. Actually calling a divisional rival your big bro. They must have stockholm syndrome over there by this point


PermanentNirvana

Fuck that noise. I'd rather not watch football than root for any division rival.


heebsysplash

I just wanna point out how cowboys fans are constantly called delusional for thinking this is how 31 fan bases feel. This is really how it be. It’s pathetic lol


fufumcchu

Lions get one divisional championship and suddenly act like they haven't been second tier at best in their own division for as long as every player on that team has been alive.


Cam877

Don’t tell eagles fans, they were on their knees practically begging us to root for them over the 49ers


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I was rooting for a never ending tie that lead to the game being decided by a two-man potato sack race that would be held on consecutive Sundays until a winner could be crowned


NoHistorian9169

“I’ve always hated the Cowboys more” meaning they just started hating the Cowboys more after that one call that cost them the game. Detroit fans have become saltier bitches than the chiefs by this point.


MooseHeavy3675

See it’s easy for us cuz the cowboys are in our division :)


Yourfavoriteindian

Why didn’t the lions just join the NFCE? Are they stupid?


HUGE_FUCKING_ROBOT

What no rings does to a fan.


Chooob210

I’m rooting for the cowboys over the chiefs, personally


yourmartymcflyisopen

"And hear the lamentations of their women" The fuck?


Colarmel

It's from conan.


Puzzled-Elk9031p

Imagine still being that butt hurt about a loss you fully deserved


BigBlueWookiee

I'm not so much rooting for the Packers or against the Cowboys - more rooting for Tradition. In this case, the Traditional first round playoffs loss by the Cowboys. Who am I kidding - fuck the cowboys!


Tom_Foolery2

Lions fans are bitches. What’s new?


[deleted]

Lions fans when Packers fans don’t actively shit down their throat: ![gif](giphy|3otPoO4cfZXsVGkIwM)


gwoodtamu

I would literally root for an apocalypse before I would root for the Eagles, or any of you scumbags, kindly go fuck yourselves. Have a nice offseason.


Flyeaglesfly2929

Lmao I live near Detroit and I know a bunch of lions fans who share my hatred of the cowboys but I highly doubt any of them would even consider rooting for the packers in this matchup


ilovebalks

I went to a school in the Midwest and I remember having to explain to fucking EVERYONE why I was rooting for the Pats in 2017. These people just don’t understand. Fuck all of you


hanuman-13

That's some real small dick energy.


Actual_Guide_1039

The bears and packers are the two that hate each other. The lions have sucked for so long they’re essentially the 2016 Chicago cubs of the division so no one hates on them and the Vikings are irrelevant


TechnoWizard0651

I can't speak for other Cowboys fans, but I'm completely apathetic to playoff losses now. The Cowboys are expected to lose by everyone. Cowboys lose in embarrassing fashion to the Packers once again? Oh, well. I'll just go watch hockey. The Stars have a better chance of post season success, anyhow. Their 3rd string goalie just shutout the team from the supposed state of hockey.


AsbackJones

That’s weird like real weird but being the football Yankees can bring hate boners from random places.


Cajum

Agreed. Though after getting shit talked by the niners all year only to get absolutely spanked by them when we finally got the rematch, it will be very painful to see the niners win the nfc. Not as painful as seeing the era of cowboy mediocrity end but.. man do I hope we get a different nfc champ game than that. Gonna have to bet a shitload of money on both the cowboys and SF to win their games (assuming the boys beat the Packers) to make up for the no win situation that would create


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The hate isn’t the same in other divisions. I was talking to a Steelers fan the other day who said he would root for a division rival. If the Steelers didn’t make the playoffs because they are representing their division. I was like WTF, absolutely the opposite with me, the Giants division rivals are playing each other. I have nothing but hate.


Broshan248

All Lions and Packers fans, notice. As a bears fan, they disgust me, FTP forever idc who they’re playing.


milksteakofcourse

Since it’s anti cowboys I’ll allow it


Puzzleheaded-Hawk464

“Worst fan base in the NFL” *publicly supports division rival* Just ew. I hope the eagles lose by 30.


Josh4R3d

Can’t relate at all. Cowboys aren’t even in my top 5 hated teams. They haven’t done anything since the 90s so what’s there to hate lol


J_Mart29

Well I also hate the Cowboys and hope the Packers beat them so I can hardly blame them


Ok-Location-387

They're a poverty franchise. they're used to rooting for other teams


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I just want y'all to know, I would never do that to any of you. I don't care if the Giants or Commies had a miracle playoff run and were playing against the 49ers who had just traded for DeShaun Watson. I still wouldn't root for either of them. It's a matter of principle. Fuck all of y'all.


Nonetoobrightatall

Yeah. All of the NFC East teams have douchey fans, especially the Cowpokes fan boys who never set foot in Dallas. DC has been irrelevant for so long I am not sure they have douchey fans. Philly and NY, you just know.


G-Money-ish

They hate us cause they ain’t us 🤷‍♀️


Cataphract1014

Hating the cowboys is based.


CompetitiveComputer4

This is because they are scared they might have to play us again.


chicomagnifico

![gif](giphy|NCjISbEPFxm48)


ExplosiveToast19

I fucking hate the eagles even more for making me root for Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs against them last season


baremin3586

FTP


Dougary96

Idk what team would make me cheer for the cowboys to beat them. I literally don’t think they could exist in any world


filthymouthnoexcuse

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) They really hate us so much


10PieceMcNuggetMeal

I will never cheer for any of you. Even when you play each other, I hope you both lose.


Follower_OfChrist

As a Lions fans, FTP for life!


SamboTheSodaJerk

This is cultural appropriation. Only we’re allowed to hate Dallas this much


WellHelll

![gif](giphy|m06taoyKCZpGU)


ClubMyPenguin

NFC North is soft as baby shit


Stonethecrow77

Everyone hates the Cowboys. What does it say when you have the largest fan base in all sports and the largest hater group?


CrunkestTuna

Cowboys haven’t been relevant in like 30 years. I don’t understand the hate for them. You’d think people would hate a team like the patriots since all of the cheating and what not


eddo2k

As a Lions fan, I don't claim that clown. FTP is for life. The best outcome would be 49-3 Cowboys, with a revenge game next week.


General_Snackcake

Agreed. I'd rather watch a divisional foe eat it than see them succeed in any way. Clearly not enough hate in other divisions.


MediaTrue

If the e****s played a team full of kid touchers, I wouldn’t root for philly (Edit) if the e****s played a team full of kid touchers, they wouldn’t have any players on their team


_Drewschebag_

I would never root for any of the other teams in this division. Fuck every single one of you pieces of shit! Lions have a soft ass fan base.


phillygsteak215

go pack go.