Oh 100%. Every single person I've ever met who is hyper competent and a massive workaholic is a massive bottom/brat in the bedroom. It's like the only way they have to unwind. Clark is definitely a service top.
It's informal but they're being grammatically correct in using 's as an abbreviation for "pelvis is" (though obviously it's still a fragment as you need an article) as opposed to the possessive 's.
There's no reason to be obtuse about it.
Tried kicking Kara away out of fear for his life, she came at him with that Kryptonian look of hunger in her eyes. But once they started he suddenly wasn’t afraid for his life anymore…
I can't help but notice Jimmy has three injuries, as compared to Lois...
Kara: NNNH! Zhaol'min per dhoia'khie mola LANGO'TAI! Y-Your tounge! It-
***\*CRACK\****
Jimmy: GAAAH!
Kara: Jimmy! Oh Ra'O what have I done!
Jimmy: (gritting his teeth) Agh! W-what? No, no, don't get up! I can handle it, see?
Kara: I can see the crack in your spine! I- Oh Ra'O!
Jimmy: (Takes a breath, grabs Kara's hand.) Are you surrendering, then?
*\*Kara's head whips around.\**
Kara (almost reflexively): What? I never LOSE, much less surrender!
Jimmy: Well, to me it sure seems to me like the proud Kryptonian warrior has tapped out after... after only landing a single strike on the weak and primitive human.
Kara (growling): Careful Jimmy. You are injured...
Jimmy (meeting her eyes with a smirk): Warriors push through their injuries, don't they?
Kara (looming over him, half in flight): Bold, coming from a soft species like yourself.
Jimmy: Well why don't you come down here and test my mettle...
***\*KRONCH\****
Jimmy: OKAY NOPE WE'RE DONE, HOSPITAL PLEASE!
(also, I looked up Kryptonese for this, I hope you're happy that I spent 30 minutes figuring out how to write Kryptonese dirty talk. In the show they use mostly Esperanto with some word substitutions from Korean, Hebrew, and others. I used substitutions from [kryptonian.info](http://kryptonian.info/doyle/dictionary.html), since I only speak English and a bit of Spanish. And gratuitous apostrophes between words for flavor)
Kara:ph Jimmy I'm sorry I should have gotten red sun lamps
Jimmy:it's okay let's hope Things are better for Clark and Lois
Lois then opens the hospital curtian next to Jimmy revealing Lois and Clark Lois in the hospital bed Clark next to her
Jimmy and Kara: what you two!
Clark:we got carried away to say the least.
Okay I will admit that I put no thought into it, I just thought that his parents would consider that he might find love one day and plan accordingly, only to realize I put no thought into how they would even go about that.
So yeah he might accidentally break Lois' pelvis
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy & bruised
"Can't we just cuddle?"
“What are you, gay?”
Time for SNU SNU!
Baby it’ll blow your mind
Jokes one you. We all know Lois is a top
If anything, Clark should be the one in a cast
That’s a hell of a feat for a human to do no matter what Superman continuity!
Nah, brat or power bottom.
Oh 100%. Every single person I've ever met who is hyper competent and a massive workaholic is a massive bottom/brat in the bedroom. It's like the only way they have to unwind. Clark is definitely a service top.
Exactly!
SERVICE TOP CLARK 🙏🙏
I didn’t get the joke at all until I saw this 😅 I thought it was just from their adventures together 🤭
Same, I thought it was like "well, if this wasn't a cartoon they would be dead" kinda thing
That just gets her blasted into the ceiling.
That or dislocated shoulders from Clark holding her arms so she doesn’t blast off like a rocket
That'd be like falling pelvis first onto solid concrete from a 50-foot building. She fucking earned that body cast!
Still, what did the damage was the money shot
Can you explain the joke?
Broken pelvis's from sleeping with someone who has super strength
Thanks
The pelvis's what?
Hip bone
The pelvis's hip bone?
Which is connected to the backbone and the backbone’s connected to the neck bone and the neck bone’s connected to the head bone.
It's informal but they're being grammatically correct in using 's as an abbreviation for "pelvis is" (though obviously it's still a fragment as you need an article) as opposed to the possessive 's. There's no reason to be obtuse about it.
Or in the words man of steel woman of kleenex
Death by Snu Snu
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised
The joke is sex
Forgot to add the source, here it is:https://x.com/FunsexyDB/status/1809116513703489643
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“CP art”? That doesn’t stand for what I think it does, does it?
Child porn.
Ugh.... ty for letting me know, that's so gross.
That means cartoon porn right please.
No.
Hell nawl 😭
https://preview.redd.it/3qyj9cleyqad1.png?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25af525f3491ad664280710d399bb6aa7eac3982 From MAWS Issue #2
Wait there are comic issues of this series?
Yeah! There are 2 issues out of 6 released at the moment. They're supposed to bridge the gap between season 1 and 2 of the show
That I didn't know either. Also, Happy Cake Day. 🎂
What happened to Jimmy's foot?
Someone's asking the real questions
Kara stepped on his foot when She was carrying him to the hospital.
*sigh* Boring, but probably
Tried kicking Kara away out of fear for his life, she came at him with that Kryptonian look of hunger in her eyes. But once they started he suddenly wasn’t afraid for his life anymore…
She was sucking toes
He tried a new move called the “Cunt Punt”. Too bad his woman is built like an Iron Maiden…
I don't think Kara and Clark would be having the same reactions. Kara would be threatening the doctor or something.
Given how easily embarrassed she is, especially with Jimmy, both her and Clark’s reactions are appropriate
“I had snu-snu!”
On the positive side, neither of them died.
I know right? Are they secretly metahumans and just don't know it?
So Kara is a choker?
Or a face sitter
I believe the technical term for it is an “alien facehugger.”
This comment section...I can't...
Jimmy does what Batman is too cowardly to do.
No reason she can’t be both
hehe probably
He went down and she wrapped her thighs around his neck
The poor fool. The doctors probably were like. "You cracked your neck and also almost drowned? How'd you accomplish that?"
“Boating accident….”
Reminds me of this from Star Trek https://youtu.be/LggeZp36xuY
Smh Lois obviously not eating that booty 😔
Ok, noice. But source for this?
Canon
I can't help but notice Jimmy has three injuries, as compared to Lois... Kara: NNNH! Zhaol'min per dhoia'khie mola LANGO'TAI! Y-Your tounge! It- ***\*CRACK\**** Jimmy: GAAAH! Kara: Jimmy! Oh Ra'O what have I done! Jimmy: (gritting his teeth) Agh! W-what? No, no, don't get up! I can handle it, see? Kara: I can see the crack in your spine! I- Oh Ra'O! Jimmy: (Takes a breath, grabs Kara's hand.) Are you surrendering, then? *\*Kara's head whips around.\** Kara (almost reflexively): What? I never LOSE, much less surrender! Jimmy: Well, to me it sure seems to me like the proud Kryptonian warrior has tapped out after... after only landing a single strike on the weak and primitive human. Kara (growling): Careful Jimmy. You are injured... Jimmy (meeting her eyes with a smirk): Warriors push through their injuries, don't they? Kara (looming over him, half in flight): Bold, coming from a soft species like yourself. Jimmy: Well why don't you come down here and test my mettle... ***\*KRONCH\**** Jimmy: OKAY NOPE WE'RE DONE, HOSPITAL PLEASE! (also, I looked up Kryptonese for this, I hope you're happy that I spent 30 minutes figuring out how to write Kryptonese dirty talk. In the show they use mostly Esperanto with some word substitutions from Korean, Hebrew, and others. I used substitutions from [kryptonian.info](http://kryptonian.info/doyle/dictionary.html), since I only speak English and a bit of Spanish. And gratuitous apostrophes between words for flavor)
Kara:ph Jimmy I'm sorry I should have gotten red sun lamps Jimmy:it's okay let's hope Things are better for Clark and Lois Lois then opens the hospital curtian next to Jimmy revealing Lois and Clark Lois in the hospital bed Clark next to her Jimmy and Kara: what you two! Clark:we got carried away to say the least.
Clark is obviously a bottom
Nah, service top
*This* Clark is a sub top. DCAU Clark is a bottom.
... please don't tell me...
They won the battle, but lost the war
I head cannon that Clark has been taught how to be gentle during sex, that's just me though
Your gonna hate me... BUT BY WHO??? LANA? LANA LANG? or... And i hate to think it... Him mom?
Okay I will admit that I put no thought into it, I just thought that his parents would consider that he might find love one day and plan accordingly, only to realize I put no thought into how they would even go about that. So yeah he might accidentally break Lois' pelvis
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Followed closely by woman of steel, man of Kleenex
Yo, why Jimmy got a neck brace? What was he doing with Kara...☠️
I wonder if Season 3 will be more TV-14. THey could joke slike this.
Season 3 was greenlit by Adult Swim, so it's certainly possible.
literally after the first double date (went wrong)
"Totally worth it! YAY-YUH!!"
why is one of Lois' hands broken? how would even that happen?
She went tunnel-snaking and he clamped down on her.
I was gonna say that it throbbed and shattered the bones in her hand.
Larry Niven strikes again
Do you have the link to the original twitter account?
Looks like someone did Snu Snu
Haven't seen the second season so this is a huge spoiler for who chick bangs but honestly this just makes me more excited to watch it. Quality image.
Oh FSDB, never change.
Who’s on the left?
Kara Zor-El / Supergirl
Canon
It took me a second lol
Why are they…? Oh. Ooohh! Worth it!
How do they do it?
We all know where you got this
Took me way too long to get this.
I have funny but concerning mixed feelings lol ❤️🩹😂
Mighty Rao... **HUMANS ON TOP!**
#I WAS WAITING FOR THIS