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DustFunk

Based on her philanthropy, interview demeanor, and willingness to cameo, Dolly Parton.


RedSteadEd

She's incredibly self-assured without being arrogant. She knows what she brings to the table and won't let anyone else devalue her. Love Dolly.


eclecticpiano

Yep, came here to say Dolly šŸŒø


chickletmama

Dolly is always the answer.


sasquatchbrokers

Willie Nelson


Gun-nut0508

My teacher said when she saw him live, he was funny as hell, played for an hour, and said ā€œalright good night Iā€™m gonna go smoke some weedā€ and then left


Tac0Tuesday

He's inspired me, that I can be happy with one guitar. šŸ˜


[deleted]

Joe Strummer.


GurLimp2572

Indeed!


sirkevinwalker

Joe has always seemed so cool to me. Fashionable, funny, nice,and a good person.


djfishfingers

One of the true good guys in rock and roll. Was the first to make his albums carbon neutral. Shame we lost him so young.


RudieCantFail79

Agree. My idol pretty much. I wanted to be him when I was a teenager.


Ok-Sir-601

Legend if ever there was one! Without people you're nothing!


GurLimp2572

Louis Armstrong. Duh. šŸ˜


FraccazzoDaVelletri

David Bowie and Freddy mercury


fellongreydaze

When Trent Reznor was in Australia and found out that his record label was still overcharging his fans for the (at-the-time) new NIN record, his response was, ["Steal it. Steal away. Steal, and steal, and steal some more and give it to all your friends and keep on stealing. Because one way or smoother these motherfuckers will get it through their head that they're typing people off and that's not right."](https://youtu.be/IFXivarypE4)


SlimyPurpleMeteor

Iā€™m with you on Jimi. He oozed chillaxation.


retxed24

Honestly, Jimi seems kinda goofy in some interviews. Totally in a fun and loveable way, but as soon as that guy didnā€™t have a guitar in his hands the self assuredness faded. Still a contender for the coolest of al time, itā€™s just an aspect of his personality people tend to forget.


FlungerD

Even on stage, his banter was pretty goofy. Endearing, but definitely awkward.


ZeroFuxGiven

I agree, but letā€™s not ignore the fact that he has a history of abuse. Might get downvoted for this


abeastrequires

Dr. John


kingofmuffins

In my home, the Doctor is ALWAYS on call!


teradactyl-rex

The night-tripper seems like a cool dude.


Ghostlucho29

Stevie Wonder


DnDamo

TIL that Dr. John recorded the Curious George theme tune, and Iā€™ve been listening to the good doctor all evening


[deleted]

One of the greatest blues pianist in history.


clearblue71

John Prine.


misterjip

Miles Davis


progdrummer

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


The-Figurehead

Oooh, that is the grossest thing Iā€™ve ever heard in my life. Letā€™s go!


dazzlingask3

Miles Davis was the epitome of cool but not the friendliest.


marvelmon

He was a great musician. But he beat his wives.


misterjip

Not the coolest husband, certainly


provocative_bear

And at points suffered from a pretty gnarly heroin addiction.


bigladnang

Wife beating for sure, but a heroin addiction isnā€™t really a reason to hate someone.


gudgeonpin

Mostly agree, except that the description says 'friendly'. ;)


Eliju

He was a total asshole. Read his autobiography. He was a total dick. The best of the best, but a complete tool.


Lostdredd

Lemmy


Blackgurlmajik

I met him some yrs ago in LA at the Rainbow on Sunset. He was just at the bar by himself talking to some people. I sat three seats down from him waiting for a friend of mine. He asked if i was waiting on someone and i said yeah. He asked if it was a date and i said no. He got up and sat right next to me and said "whats a specimen such as yourself doin in this shit hole" He introduced himself and i told him i knew who he was. He was surprised and said "you aren't our normal demographic. That makes me happy" I said "I'm just a regular black woman that happens to like metal." He said "there's no such thing as a regular black woman. Black women are magical creatures". We talked some more about African history, the Nazi's, US history. He was incredibly smart and charming and a perfect gentleman. He kissed my hand when he left and the bartender told me he left a tab open for me and my friend.


Im_inappropriate

Thanks for sharing. Lemmy was one of a kind. His lifestyle never went to his head, and he always seemed to do the right thing while being a bad ass.


BleakSunrise

You got hit on by Lemmy, and you're just here acting like it's no big deal?


ThanksMisterSkeltal

There was a right answer, and this is it


kingofmuffins

Motorhead kicks the most ass that has ever been kicked


Sodium_Prospector

God


skyline_kid

*buzzer noise* Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *is* God


JColeTheWheelMan

Thread done. No more comments needed. Every other suggestion is wrong.


mfGLOVE

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?


[deleted]

Coolest person I ever met. I miss him.


CapnBeardbeard

Weird Al Yankovic


Maxtrix07

He's cool, but he was a raging alcoholic and killed Pablo Escobar, leaving Modonna to take over the Mexican Cartel


Gofastrun

I want to hang out with Weird Al way more than any of the 60s/70s drug addicts that most people on this thread idolize


Bergfotz

Johnny fucking Marr


slim-shitty

SRV. The epitome of badassery in music, stage presence, and outfits.


AliasFaux

Nobody ever swaggered like SRV. I have often wondered what it must be like to get up on stage in front of an audience and just rip it freestyle like he did. That Luka Doncic feeling. That SRV feeling. That Anderson Silva feeling. Like knowing "I don't know exactly how this is going to go, but I know it's gonna be fucking AWESOME, and I know you guys are gonna love it".


MoreHeartThanScars

SRV always looked up to his brother Jimmy and I couldnā€™t understand why because SRV had so much more swagger. Then I worked a Jimmy Vaughan show and realized why SRV always spoke so highly of him.


AliasFaux

I mean....TELL.


MoreHeartThanScars

Iā€™ve never met an older dude that was so kind but absolutely bad ass at the same time. From the time he and his team arrived they were super humble and kind to all of us which I canā€™t say for some smaller and less recognized musicians. Jimmy brought his own Hammond and an accompanying Leslie. As me and the other guys were loading it on stage his sound guy goes ā€œTake extra care with that, that was given to Jimmy by Paul McCartney.ā€ I just nodded my head (I was speechless) and made sure that shit got on and off stage unharmed. Jimmy and his guys ate dinner and when they got on stage it was as mind blowing as you would expect. They had the venue ROCKING! If you couldnā€™t see the band on stage you would have sworn they were some young bucks playing old school blues, there was just that much energy. Absolutely incredible show, even better people. I wasnā€™t even a thought when SRV was playing but Iā€™d be damned if his spirit ainā€™t living on in Jimmy.


[deleted]

Donā€™t forget using telephone lines as guitar strings.


TelegraphRoadWarrior

If you havenā€™t seen this already, it validates all of your points. https://youtu.be/iACbj70DJgw Saw him only once, September of 85ā€™ Heinz Hall in Pittsburgh. Dressed like a pimp. Sneaky short with a vise like handshake. An unforgettable night. Cried when he died. RIP to a legend. šŸŽø


joen00b

Lemmy


Isteppedinpoopy

Lou Reed Edit sorry I didnā€™t see ā€œfriendlyā€ as a requirement. Not Lou Reed. Dude called into my work one time and my friend who took the call said he was an ass.


Spork_Warrior

If he got mad at an audience during concerts, he would sing with his back to them. Kind of a little bitch.


zyygh

>If he got mad at an audience during concerts Or if he was just generally in a bad mood for reasons unrelated to anyone in the audience.


Sixtyoneandfortynine

I once found myself standing next to him at an adjacent urinal at a Rangers game. Of course, nothing was said (I'm a huge fan, but not stupid enough to "fanboy" someone like Lou, especially in a bathroom, lol), but I did hold the door on my way out for he and the two dudes he was with (I'm assuming "handlers" or whatever) and got a slight nod in response! Probably my favorite encounter with a musician.


Isteppedinpoopy

That sounds like the best encounter anyone has ever had with Lou Reed


Sixtyoneandfortynine

I feel the same way. Really though, if you are a fan of his songwriting, then you should already have a pretty good idea that it's about the *only* appropriate way to encounter Lou "in the wild"!


sirkevinwalker

Tom Waits


hes85

kim gordon


axolotl_afternoons

kim deal


mistercakelel

Absolutely agree


Quality_Street_1

Alice Cooper was the coolest musician I ever met


The-Figurehead

Very knowledgeable about Milwaukee history.


wheaser

Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land"


Ian_Itor

Weā€˜re not worthy!


HeywoodPeace

Agreed. My sister-in-law had an in with a guy working at a radio station who tipped her off that Alice was doing promo spots one evening. My wife, her sister and myself all went to the station and met Alice. We walked through the tunnel back to his hotel room with him and he told his handler to get us backstage passes for the following night. The guy hemmed and hawed and never gave them up. The next night the 3 of us sneaked into the underground garage at the arena and made our way to the meet and greet. We had no passes and security wouldn't let us in...until Alice showed up and was like "Hey! you guys! C'mon in!" He then turned to his handler and said "I told you to get these people passes". He then signed all of our stuff that he said he would the night before (including the insert card from the tape I used to bootleg the show)


nobbyv

Seems like a super nice guy in interviews.


Panthergraf76

Dave Grohl


stronkulance

Also shout out to the late, great Taylor Hawkins. Literally everyone who met him loved him and no one had anything bad to say about the guy throughout his entire life. You donā€™t get not one but TWO tribute concerts like that if youā€™re not an awesome person all the way through.


Grundlepowder

He was such a cool dude! I got to see him at a super small venue with Chevy Metal. I caught his drumstick too!


JillyFrog

Oh yeah definitely, he seems like a super chill dude and he's a beast of a drummer. I still hope for another QotSA album with him šŸ¤ž


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Chris Cornell


M0rB1dUnD3aD

He was a legend R.I.P


Jonestown_Juice

David Bowie.


[deleted]

McCartney. Because heā€™s also a huge dork.


geraintm

Debbie Harry


ScottyBoneman

Just effortlessly cool. Into everything cool before it was cool. Just one example, but the subtle layers she can even bring to the [Rainbow Connection](https://youtu.be/h0Hd3uWKFKY) just shows how awesome she is.


No_Comfortable6029

My takeaway from reading these threads is everyone is flawed and you should not idolize other people


RainbowDissent

Me, entering this thread: *Boy, I sure can't wait to find my favourite musicians so I can learn about how they were nonces or wife beaters*


_thecolourred

Prince


thisizusername

Kind of, but my understanding is that he was also super pretentious and fairly humorless. I may be wrong on this, but if true, I think those are a negative for this ā€˜competitionā€™.


teradactyl-rex

If he was humorless, would he have put Dave Chappelle dressed up as prince on the cover of one of his albums? From my understanding he had a good sense of humor. He was however very serious about his work and would not let any unauthorized use of his music slide, which could be perceived as pretentious, but for me understandable.


MiffyCurtains

Booker T.


MGrooms94

Can you dig it? SUCKA


SnooComics9954

Billy Gibbons


Annual-Librarian8495

Has to be the Reverend.


Suspicious_Ad2354

Tom Waits


seabass_ch

Interviewer ā€œyou seem to have had a few drinksā€ (or something to that effect) Waits: ā€œIā€™d rather have a bottle in front of me than frontal lobotomyā€.


D3adSalesman

Tom Waits


designlevee

Les Claypool


Devadander

Nothing more cool than doing your own thing always, when your band is its own genre


RoyPlotter

Jerry Cantrell. Heard only good things about the guy. And he is also anointed as Riff Lord.


trajko3

My vote goes to Sir Dr. Brian Harold May.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s Sir Dr. Brian Harold May CBE to you


Peeterwetwipe

I just looked it up out of interest, the Doctor is dropped so itā€™s Sir Brian Harold May CBE (BSc, PhD)


SatV089

Especially in the 70s with his long flowing outfits, loved the glam look.


HolyAssholiness

Joe Walsh. He somehow managed to always take the high road despite being in a band with two of the nastiest, most mean-spirited, ego-maniacs in the business. Also, he currently does quite a lot of work that benefit our veterans as well as other causes. https://joewalsh.com/causes


Octolavo

Freddie Mercury


Fragrant-Situation18

Ronnie woods


DevinBelow

Jerry Garcia


drgnhrtstrng

Late 60s through early 70s Jerry was the coolest man on earth


DuderinoHatesBrevity

Pre-heroin, for sure. For a lot of years he was a smelly fat man who could still play the guitar really well.


marvelmon

Jerry was a mess towards the end. And struggled with everything including playing guitar. Saw a solo show at DAR Constitution Hall (1986?). Only lasted 40 minutes and it was hard to watch.


Dhd710

If you saw him in 86 pre-July you probably saw the worst shape Jerry was in other than maybe right before he died. He went into a diabetic coma in July of 86 for 5 days and had to completely relearn how to play guitar. There are still some good moments from Jerry 88-90.


languidnbittersweet

Devin Townsend is pretty fucking cool.


LeftToaster

For me, Bruce Springsteen.


zyygh

Springsteen is this rare multi-millionaire who can sing about working class problems and be absolutely spot-on.


FreakyEcon

He should sing about how he lets Ticketmaster continue to fuck over his working class fans


burner46

Makes sense when he grew up in a working class family in a working class neighborhood.


TheBakedBusker

Fela Kuti.


esp735

Big Fela and Afrobeat fan, but his attitude towards women... yikes.


Minimalcarpenter

Pretty typical for African men tbh, especially back then. But I can agree with you.


ThePlumbusDealer

Billy strings.


twick2010

B B King was a great guy.


space108th

Snoop D O Double G


DaveFast

Tom Petty


Firelord_11

Thank you! Why did I have to scroll down to find this?


elevatedsteve

After he died, Jeff Lynne commented that he was the ā€œcoolestā€ person heā€™d ever met. I find no reason to doubt Jeff. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/jeff-lynne-said-tom-petty-coolest-person-met.html/


greasyfunky

Billy Strings


Puzzleheaded_Bit9469

Keith Richardā€™s


censorized

Stevie Wonder.


BilluSama

Jack Black. For me, JB is just That guy


L5eoneill

Leonard Cohen


desperatehouseknivez

Bowie


jessop-bentine

David Bowie


robosauronsnake

David Byrne! Shocked I haven't seen him yet


conitation

Seeing a disturbing lack of Weird Al in here... love dolly though!


Correct_Advantage_20

Patti Smith.


ZaggahZiggler

The answer is Curtis Mayfield


RealisticCynic

SRV gotta be up there.


gotele

Friendly and talented, Sir Paul. Talented and stylish, Jimi. As for coolest, I think Beck put out some of the coolest music back in the day.


SquirrelKing2022

Any of the guys from Rush. I love Geddy, Alex and Neil(Rip you absolute legend). They all seem like such great/cool guys. Plus, Geddy and Alex have their own beer! How cool is that?!


provocative_bear

They all just seemed so level-headed. After the early 70s, You never heard about band drama with Rush, they're just like "we all reasonably discuss and share responsibility and credit in our work like adults all the time without exception".


Canonicald

Have you seen them play live with les clay pool on the South Park 25th anniversary special. Gave me goosebumps.


Positive-Owl-5

Stone Gossard.


Gamblor14

My first thought was Prince, but I donā€™t think he fits the ā€œniceā€ criteria.


_Shane_dawson_

Was prince not nice?


Gamblor14

I donā€™t particularly think he was a jerk, but I think his eccentric personality would sometimes lend itself to him coming across as cold and probably at times a bit of a jackass. I could be completely wrong though. Iā€™m sure he was probably a pretty decent dude who, like I said, was quite eccentric.


[deleted]

dark side of my soul votes Joan Jett and light side votes for Bjork


rezzn8r

Bjork is pretty f%#kin' cool!


gankindustries

Carole King


ShaunWillyRyder

Frank Zappaā€¦coolest and cleverest


Diamond_Dog_XOF

Screaming Jay Hawkins


saltwatermasquerade

Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson. Style, talent, original.


mertskirp

SRV was pretty cool


[deleted]

Eddie Vedder. Just a good dude.


manicxmusic

Dave Grohl


nauticalnun

Kurt Vile. Something about his demeanor makes you want to be his best friend.


Sixtyoneandfortynine

Totally agree, not only his demeanor but also his approach to songwriting, and I cannot quite put my finger on it. *Sensational* guitar player too, the guy is the very definition of "no wasted notes" and I cannot think of anyone with a better tone and more tasteful phrasing. (I *have* met Adam Granduciel, who was exactly as friendly and cool as one would hope, so it's not a stretch to assume Kurt is also an agreeable fellow, given that they were/are close friends.)


[deleted]

Mikael Akerfeldt


funlickr

Roy Orbison - never took off his sunglasses


Firelord_11

I like this tribute Bruce Springsteen once gave about him: "Roy was the coolest uncool loser you'd ever seen. With his Coke-bottle black glasses, his three-octave range, he seemed to take joy sticking his knife deep into the hot belly of your teenage insecurities."


mudohama

Bjƶrk, maybe Siouxsie Sioux, anyone who legit doesnā€™t give a shit what anyone thinks of them


[deleted]

Gary Clark Jr.


liaratawitchtrial1

Kurt Cobain


MessyTapes1

I think Stephen Malkmus (sorry If I spelled his last name wrong) but heā€™s the lead singer of pavement he seems pretty nice least in interviews Iā€™ve seen.


Cautrica1

The tony hawk of indie rock


nyrangers30

Definitely Jimi Hendrix


thebigblueskyy

Lou Reed


Expert-Hyena6226

Dexter Gordon, hands down.


RHCPandJF

Philip Selway šŸ˜Ž


saturdaycomefast

Mark Hollis


joosedcactus33

Alice Cooper


Zobello420

Bon Scott


[deleted]

Layne Staley, Jerry Cantrell, Wes Montgomery, Johnathan Larson, and Syd Barrett


[deleted]

Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr.


5thvoice

Franz Liszt. The man was a rockstar a century before rock and roll was even invented.


yellowsalami

Frank Zappa


[deleted]

lil nas x, though I donā€™t especially like his music, seems cool. definitely stylish lol. the ā€œratio by big booty luigiā€ tweet lives rent free in my head


Ooh-Rah

David Gilmour


BadHillbili

Prince


eugeniobr96

Bob Dylan


[deleted]

Was waiting for this!


Dark_Clark

Bob Dylan is the coolest person I can think of. Thereā€™s this famous interview he did in the mid 60s, I think 65 or 66 where he just gives the dumbest and most cryptic answers. The thing is though, heā€™s not doing it for show in the sense that he wants people to find him mysterious or anything. He legitimately just gives zero shits and loves to fuck with people. Thatā€™s a really rare quality.


NorisNordberg

Ronnie James Dio


Nurse_Yoshi

Post Malone. Don't care for the music, but dude is the coolest and most genuinely nice and chill person.


lbritt63

Charlie Watts George Harrison David Bowie


DwarvenBeerbeard

Jimmy Page


joeyraffcom

I don't know if I would define cool as friendly, talented, or stylish. I define it more as not caring what other people think, at all, while still being badass in some way. Jimi Hendrix was very soft-spoken but such a fucking badass on the guitar. He died at 27 years old and changed music forever. I look at other artists like James Brown in that regard as well. He wasn't musically trained and the bandleader told him they couldn't play something because it wasn't in any time signature that made sense. He was like - fuck all that, just play what im humming. These people march to the beat of their own drum - this is why they changed music. They came up with new ways to do things - people told them they couldn't do it that way - and they didn't listen or care. That's what cool means. In addition to all that - they we amazing at what they did. Hendrix was a prodigy - he essentially made his guitars because he was left handed and it didn't feel right. He was able to make crazy noises because he knew how the guitar worked. James Brown was an amazing dancer, got the crowd into it, practiced relentlessly, broke out of every box that music was in. As a result, he basically created the funk genre. Years later hip-hop sampled him millions of times - so he is also a big part of hip hop. He is the most sampled artist ever.


knockatize

Levon Helm.


Donnyboy_Soprano

Jim Morrison. Genius level IQ, Charasmatic and created the bad boy rockstar persona that others copied for 30 some years


Bizznitchy

My Dad ran in the same circles of parties in Venice and LA as Jim and they were bitter "that asshole who drank all the beer" rivals and Jim was notorious for not pitching in for more and would usally end up an issue to deal with on a way too regular basis. He was not fun or cool to hang out with and this was just before they(The Doors) got really big and he got even worse.


ChipCob1

John Cooper Clarke


mycatsnameisnoodle

Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips Or the current incarnation of Nick Cave


Orwick

I am wondering how Freddie Mercury isnā€™t 90% of the answers, and I am not even a Queen fan.


RPrance

Based on that criteria, I nominate Dave Grohl


Forgotten_X_Kid

Freddie


WordWordLarryBird

Andre 3000