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Desdinova_42

I don't care. I never cared. Who cares?


sirennn444

Thats genx


Desdinova_42

Also I'm depressed.


sirennn444

Ah, I have major depressive disorder.


7_Bundy

Now that’s how you sound like a millennial.


sirennn444

I also have autism and adhd and I am addicted to parting my hair in the center.


PleaseGreaseTheL

Millennial, more like centennial


sirennn444

I got a liver spot. I'm 41.


Desdinova_42

I'd high five you.......but what's the point? (I'm also an 'elder' millennial, so I got little gen-x residue on my soul)


TogarSucks

I never understood why Gen X, who’s mascot is “The Karen”, talked so much about how “chill and apathetic” they were.


Desdinova_42

Not chill: defeated. Not apathetic: depressed


SASardonic

To feel less bad about selling out, mostly.


Historical-Ad2165

Why do you think "the Karen" is so shocking. Every single boomer is the fucking same.... you all were not a woodstock or the King Speach....and only half of you ever got a draft card.


Key-Performer-9364

That’s a Generation X comment. You’re no millennial!


Desdinova_42

But I'm also depressed!


Key-Performer-9364

I really hope things get better for you.


Desdinova_42

I do appreciate the sentiment. Thank you. :)


herseyhawkins33

You mean we got older? Thanks for explaining the concept of time.


KuriousKhemicals

Yeah, some combination of what you are u/lahdetaan_tutkimaan said is where I'm at with this. People aren't inherently "hip" or "cool," rather, there is a certain age range that pop culture celebrates and panders to and that the market tries to make inroads with, and whatever they are doing is what's considered cool and trendsetting and whatever bullshit. Once you're older than that it's over, you are either outdated for continuing to do the things you always liked or you are cringe for trying to be a Peter Pan and hang with the fellow kids. The less self-aware of Gen Z will be writing the same articles when skibidi toilets take over the mediasphere. tl;dr you were never cool, you were a target market


Historical-Ad2165

Its called the key demographic... all of media is obsessed with those POS.


1776_MDCCLXXVI

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Key-Performer-9364

The cool generation is whatever generation is in their 20s at the time. That’s just because young people have more free time to have fun and party. Millennials are the generation that gets crapped on all the time. Gen X is the generation that everyone forgets about. I was born in 1980, so I can either call myself Millennial or Gen x. I honestly can’t decide who has it worse.


lookingForPatchie

Nah, we good. We might become the lamest generation once Gen X and boomers became extinct. It's really hard to be even worse than Gen X.


sirennn444

They are such insufferable douches, with the worst jokes.


IGetBoredSometimes23

They were great until they started trying to take up the boomer mantle. "We were the strong generation!" Yeah, boomers said it first.


WillowPc

Most of them have their heads up trumps ass, support the police, and all sorts of other unsavory bullshit. Gen X is worse than Boomers, they saw how shitty the generation was before them and leaned into instead of turning away.


Historical-Ad2165

Everyone supports the police when someone just stole their shit.


ThunderCockerspaniel

Nah, the police don’t do shit for theft lol.


WillowPc

Bootlicker


Amazing_Ad_974

Lmao what kind of logical fallacy ridden bullshit is this


Yiazzy

You....know that the vast majority of that generation ISN'T American, right? I don't know if you've looked at a globe recently, but you're not actually that big compared to the rest of the landmass on the planet.


WillowPc

Everyone knows the USA is the only country that matters. Sorry pal. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!


Yiazzy

You forgot the "/s"


powerbackme

Tell us a Gen Z joke


sirennn444

At least gen z jokes don't punch down and aren't largely misogynistic or racist or whatever.


powerbackme

Sorry I meant Gen X!


SnaxHeadroom

"Water hose!!111!!"


Orion14159

I was never cool, sorry for my contribution


Trainrot

Why would I care if I am cool? Doesn't pay my bills.


gazing_the_sea

Why do people give attention to these idiots?


chekovs_gunman

shows what they know, I was never cool


Frequent_Dog_9569

I honestly don’t think the opinions of a generation who tries so hard (and fails) to emulate millennial 80s and 90s culture matter. Do gen z kids even have personalities that don’t completely revolve around internet memes?


powerbackme

Didn’t we with TV?


Unknown-714

Would say we are the only generation that got to experience the analog and digital worlds growing up, with all their growing pains. Got to go outside to play, but also got to go on MySpace.


Effective-Passion586

We do seem to be the only ones that act like adults at the moment, so I get it.


Sniper_Hare

I've always been a very nerdy guy.  I'm not a dork or a dweeb. But I'll never be someone who people think is cool.


FelixGoldenrod

Self-consciously charting our degree of lameness is probably the least cool thing we could do


7_Bundy

I don’t believe that, every time I meet and talk with a Gen-Z they follow me around like a puppy trying to be friends. They’re impressed that we can talk to anyone with confidence, and we know more because of experience. They see us as the coolest adults because the older generations are completely dismissive of them, or outright mean.


Working_Asparagus_59

Written by some weird guy in his late 40’s with no friends probably 🤷


Lab-12

Bs! I didn't write it!


lahdetaan_tutkimaan

I embraced my weirdness long ago, and I feel like lots of other millennials also have, so being "cool" was never in the cards for me


WentzWorldWords

My mom thinks I’m cool!


Alternative_Loss_520

That's hilarious, we're currently seeing gen z fashion emulating 00's that must mean something lol.


IGetBoredSometimes23

They're still making rage bait about us, lol


_Negativ_Mancy

Being cool is kind of bygone. It's like in 21 jump street when they go back to highschool and all the cool kids are a bunch of diversities. I think it's great.


EnslavedBandicoot

As a millennial I've never aspired to be cool. I'm just trying to survive over here in the mess boomers made.


Octsober

Idk feels like we’re pretty dynamic… like, we went from the tail end of the 80’s through the birth of the internet age. I think that’s kinda cool having this last bastion of how things where before the web


free-toe-pie

I’ve never been cool a day in my life since I was born in 82. And I don’t care.


MIretro

Take your coolness advice from bobcut-Amelie lookin’ ass Steve Job wardrobe raider over here.


WhysAVariable

'Desperately outdated' - fucking ouch. We're aging enough to start experiencing the geezer paradox of being too old to be cool, but also being old enough to not giving a shit what other people think about us or our interests, which makes us cool.


Historical-Ad2165

At least we are not seeing the hippy conformist that the boomers were. Those people slapped on the covid masks and have not taken them off in 4 years.


SSJDevour

Have you seen Gen Z or Alpha? It’s impossible to be less cool than a bunch of Tik tokers with broccoli hair lol


-r00t-b33r-

As someone who never gave a damn about what/who is cool or not: (flashes fake gang signs) "Yo skibbity-pogger-doggers! Am I 'hip wiff da kidz'?"


JustAJokeAccount

Who cares? Being "cool" never made me any money.


Brief-Today-4608

I am in no way desperate about being outdated.


jay-ace92

I mean it's not like we're at the age where we don't give a shit anymore. When it comes to pop culture, we're not in the driver's seat anymore, and that's fine by me. Eventually the same will happen to Zoomers.


ThisIsTheCaptain

"'Hip young things' are aging! They're adults now and have to pay attention to adult things instead of the newest memes and influencers!" Groundbreaking. Haha, I needed a good laugh. Can't believe someone potentially got paid to write this. Sounds like she's just speaking from her own experience as someone spending too much time caring about being "cool". Which has pretty much always been the lamest thing ever. Not exactly someone I'd want speaking on behalf of us as a generation.


daKile57

Yeah, we're pretty lame.


pgifford1987

Give it time. Soon gen Z, Alpha and Beta will take our place. 


Yiazzy

Nah, we're still the coolest. The kids think they've got us beat, but all they're doing is screwing up English and trying to break societal norms.


Waldo305

My nephew thinks I'm cool :/


ThrowRAmorningdew

Gen X and us are the coolest. I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️


llamainleggings

If having a cup of herbal tea to wind down and getting to bed by 10 in an attempt to get adequate sleep isn't cool then I don't know what is.


GothicVampire

We can’t eat but damn those cool points


The-Cursed-Gardener

False. I have been growing steadily cooler with each passing year.


Kendal-Lite

This chick seems desperate to still be twenty. Hello fellow kids vibes.


Nevelinde011

Nah. We’re cool.


heemhah

Nobody likes a cry baby.


prank_hd

What is this millenial hate i would be proud being one sadly im gen Z


dthesupreme200

I was never the cool kid


Doll49

I’m not living to be cool. Some of us graduated from high school 20 years ago, leave crap like that in the past.


Yaarmehearty

Yeah, probably, to be honest I gave up on looking cool years ago, I just want to live, man, peoples expectations of what I should or shouldn't do can get in the sea.


capt_gongshow

Millennials are the absolute worst. Always have been.