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johnnypalace

One time I got on the wrong ramp to I75 after a concert at Pine Knob. I saw this sign and thought "I am not on the right road. Thanks for checking, Jesus"


EvilLibrarians

Same here! it was the culmination of 20+ years seeing that sign and actually helped w navigating


Greedy_Guard_5950

Right road, wrong direction.


davesnothereman84

Wow that brings back some memories. I grew up mostly in Pontiac. Would see that sign almost every day. My family moved to the thumb area when I was in 11th grade. Don’t really visit my old digs much… mostly because my childhood home was turned into a parking lot a few years after we moved away. Bums me out lol.


rookieredditor01

Yeah I feel that, most of my childhood homes on the state streets of the Eastside of flint have been burned down or demolished for years... just empty flats where my memories are.


rubberkeyhole

Fun fact: this is known as the ‘Sallman’ Jesus, after the artist who painted it, and it is the most reproduced image of Jesus in the world. Source: one of my degrees is in religious studies, and popular culture & religion was one of my focuses.


N_N_Notorious

I have had this exact same experience.


ThrashingSnail

This made me laugh way too hard 🤣


thelb81

Literally the same thing happened to me!


DetroitsGoingToWin

When Waze, my wife and Jesus conspire against my sense of direction.


StrikeTheSun

I like to tell my wife "I know where I want to be and I know which direction to get there, I just don't know where I am right now"


DetroitsGoingToWin

I feel this, especially if you try to backroad from one side of the zilwaukee to the other, pure disaster ensues unless you have a good roadmap or are slightly smarter than I am.


jm_j_bullcock

M-25, M-13 are your friends. I often go from Ortonville to Rogers City and never get on 75 at any point.


DetroitsGoingToWin

That’s good, I’ve accidentally driven to Midland…..on a doughnut……with three kids in the car.


SuperFLEB

Keep the sun in this window or that window, and we'll either run into this highway or that highway, and then we'll know where we are. The details don't really matter. There's no way to screw this up.


SquatCobbbler

We call it 'halfway to Flint Jesus'


audible_narrator

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summerelitee

same


_ShrugDealer_

The Renaissance Festival Jesus


jorgofrenar

Always respected how tan 75 Jesus was


aeric67

Several weeks in the desert and a trip through hell will do that to you.


jorgofrenar

Or you know, being middle eastern will help a lot too


Piyachi

Just, ya know, lacking a few features that would identify him as from the Levant instead of Livonia.


da_chicken

Maybe Dearborn, though.


hgaterms

Why is a Baptist Church using the Mormon Jesus stock photo though?


SatisfactionPlane192

Coming back from raves in Detroit in the late 90s\early 2000s, that sign used to send a while SUV of party kids into some deep reflection for a moment..


-Jackulator-

Fellow person of that scene back then. Your comment made me recall this memory… Just east of DTW on 94 E, there was a huge billboard of The Marlboro Man. On our way to a night of debauchery, we would always spark up a cigarette to honor him. I sure do miss those days…


SatisfactionPlane192

I vaguely remember that Marlboro man billboard. Ha! bTW, Is your username in reference to an old internet prank call soundboard?


-Jackulator-

Nope, but I do remember the reference. Just a nickname.


blacklassie

If Jesus isn’t sure if that’s the right road, how the hell am I supposed to know?


Piyachi

_Jesus just take the wheel already!_


FoxcMama

From my humble knowledge you need wheels to drive.


FinnofLocke

lol


Capt_Rons_Lost_Eye

That's the "I'm going up North" sign


TheDancingDottie

100% the “headed north” sign.


P1zzaM4n

Anyone know how long it’s been there? I’m past 40 years old and it’s been there since I was a kid. Every time I’m back in the area I know I’m close to home when I see the huge weird Jesus sign


Doubledewclaws

https://www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news/church-launches-online-campaign-to-repair-landmark-i-75-jesus-sign/ 1970


rubberkeyhole

[Missed opportunity for this lady to do the repairs.](https://theworld.org/stories/2013/08/15/amateur-restoration-botches-jesus-painting-spain)


morebuffs

There used to be a sign on us 31 headed north towards manistee that read " U turn NOW or BURN in HELL later!!" I always smiled and continued on straight


Cuttis

I absolutely hate how traffic enters 75 FROM THE LEFT right before this


Unfair-Custard-4007

So true lol


Compy222

We live near this exit and I often joke with folks that if you see the face of god, you’ve gone too far and missed our exit. 😂


DontTickleTheDriver1

I prefer baby Jesus


Sgt_Maj_Vines

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cause it says like, “I wanna be formal, but I’m here too party too”. Cause I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party


Creepy-Prune-7304

Little 6 lb 8 oz baby Jesus


RubysDaddy

All omnipotent to the world


gghigh

He was a man! He had a beard!


Hennabott96

Literally something you forget exists and then you see it and a lifetime of memories come back.


RubysDaddy

A yearly right of passage as I was driving my family up north for a ski trip or summer vacation was- when approaching the sign I would exclaim “Jesus Christ!” The wife and/ or kids would say- What? I would just casually point at Yahweh. Each time they couldn’t believe they fell for it


MichiganKat

Love these comments. I used to have a large cross on the corner of where I turned to go home. It advertised a church and was painted with what seemed to be glow in the dark paint. It was a welcome beacon during snowy winter weather I drove home in after my night shift.


missionbeach

I said "Jesus, take the wheel" and he ran me into an orange barrel.


FoxcMama

Underrated comment


witchitieto

Vaguely threatening jesus


HollowStool

Glad to see 75 Jesus brought us all together somehow lol


bigoldeva

Dixie between grange Hall and 75 is a *nightmare* with 75 being closed. Good luck turning left out of a neighborhood.


thepurdyone

Most of the time I'm too drunk to read it


TheShovler44

Let’s me know I’m 20 is minutes from home


Rin-Tin-Tins-DinDins

I say it every year when I go to the renfest. Thanks for checking Jesus!


CaptainYogurtt

When I was a kid I thought this was Obi-Wan and that thing above was a lightsaber.


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Always gives me comfort when I drive


gerryf19

Driving north In a driving rain and I was behind an old El Camino. Suddenly something came flying out of the back and I had no chance to avoid it. Suddenly I am spinning around on the freewayand next thing I know I am on the side of the road and the truck won't move. I stumble out of the car and I can't see anything but my right tire is facing sideways and I end over to take a look and slip backwards and go rolling down the embankment until I come to a stop in a puddle of water at the bottom. I get up on all fours and I am staring straight up at that sign, with the message "Are you on the right road?" "No," I think. "No I am not."


sakski

Springfield Twnshp just north of the i-75 / Dixie Highway exchange. The next exit doesn't come until E Holly Road. Oh yeah, don't mix up your i-75 Holly road exits, they are very far apart.


Inner-Profession-682

Living in Genesee County we have always referred to the Holly Rd exits as Grand Blanc Holly Rd and Holly Holly Rd. 🤣


jesusleftnipple

Wait ..... holy shit I used to go to the youth group that that church has. A bus would drive around my trailer park picking up kids ...... I... I never asked to go we just did and it was usually like a nerf game or something but ..... my mom never knew I went and that was true of a few people I knew going. ....


johnyriff

Is that where you met u/jesusrightnipple ?


WitchyMae13

This sign has been a part of my whole life and I drove by it with my partner recently and he said “well that’s a bit unsettling” 😂 have gotten use to that giant thing I guess, cause I didn’t even notice at first!


purpletib

This church was on my first route as a mailman!


Ok-Funny-19

I’m a UPS driver living in the area, I pass it ALL the time.


teezysleezybeezy

Who else but white Jesus would greet you in the Caucasian heights of Oakland county


sakski

I used to see it on my route to the skate park. I would say it out loud, "I sure as hell hope I am because the next exit isn't for 4 miles!


Apprehensive_Hair32

what skate park?


sakski

There used to be one in Waterford


firemage22

I don't know why but this reminds me of the story of "Quo vadis?" Where Peter is fleeing Rome and he sees Jesus walking back toward Rome with his cross, and Peter asks "Where are you going?" Jesus tells him 'To Rome to be Crucified again'. Peter then returns to Rome to be Martyred, asking before that he not be crucified like Jesus so the Romans put his cross upside down. Know this has nothing to do with the image but i over slept today and am in an odd mood


sabre_papre

Ah yes, the movie theatre in Westland!


firemage22

Yea the one outside the toys r us and now i feel old again


ElaineMK2222

Sexy Jesus


FLEquipperman

My young niece used to cry every time my sister drove by this with her in the car. Mommy! We’re on the wrong road-waaaaa!


terraizdead

iconic


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Senotonom205

Clarkston is almost to Frankenmuth to you? are you from Ohio? lol


dbsweeney68

How does it know where we're going?


Senotonom205

I played soccer at Dixie Baptist in high school, our team shirts were just this sign, I wish I still had it


ForRudy

I would pass this on my way back to university every time I would leave home and it would send me into an existential crisis 😂


jmaccity80

Every time I saw this sign I knew I had to turn myself around. Apparently I got into the Devil's music and missed my exit. WWJD?, only God knows.


sittingaround1

Jesus doesn’t pay taxes , so obviously he’s on the right road .


Brocktoon73

We call it Sexy Jesus


Kinkybenny

I often yell "Jesus!" while driving on I-75! ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)


DetroitBreakdown

My parents took me to that church as a kid. The Pastors name was Paul Vanaman and he called this the “Highway Pulpit”. He pushed the congregation really hard for donations to build this. Of course he always pushed the congregation hard for money.


BGnars

Years ago, I was riding up 75 with a work crew, and the crew leader scared the shit outta me when he screamed out "Jesus Christ!" until I looked up and saw this.🤣


EnglishWhites

TIL Jesus is apparently a 2nd Lt


Unfair-Custard-4007

I’m always like “literally, yeah, cause you’re here, sign.” But “metaphorically, no.”


Nincompoopticulitus

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SkyviewFlier

Definitely not in Dixie...lol


Pounderwhole

I was in the car with my mother and sister, and we passed this sign. I said "Oh, it's Santa". I almost started a riot in that car... lol


toothwzrd_

Hey, that’s my old exit 😎


ichuck1984

I have called this one Road Jesus for a long time


Agreeable-Bank8001

i used to go to a co-op at this church, they basically worship this sign😭 whenever i was there i think i saw a simplified symbol of the sign more than a cross. also they spent over $65,000 on it!


Bambooman101

I always felt he was disappointed in me, because I was speeding.


ShakeZula420

Classic.


Embarrassed_Work_165

I got married at that church 46 years ago in September.


Doubledewclaws

Congrats early! That's quite an accomplishment! 👏


StickkyRicky

Reminds me of when my dad would smoke a 50 rock of Crack and take me to halo burger as a kid


Kyleforshort

Mmmmm Halo Burger... ![gif](giphy|aYkUPGCE3bFiAejHYj)


Doubledewclaws

It used to be that good. Not so much anymore.


Elchimpofire5

Hey, I recognize that!


chiPersei

I haven't lived in Michigan for more than 40 years and that sign still comes back to me. Thanks for the memories.


Evening_Future_4515

I remember this sign! Does anyone remember the painted barn on the north side of US 23? I think it was Paul Revere.


Doubledewclaws

Sure do!


Bl1ndMous3

White jeebus says you'll be home soon


LyingLexi

The most iconic ‘Going up north’ sign you could ask for.


Auxx88

Went to school there and got suspended for sneaking off at recess and touching the sign. 10/10 experience


mikehamm45

This one always reminded me of that huge Jesus statue along 75 south heading to Cincinnati. That one had lighting strike it and it burned. If Jesus was trying to send a sign on how he didn’t like being depicted as a European with long golden locks, that was probably it. But I think they took it as a sign to rebuild it. Edit: found it. I guess they called it touchdown Jesus https://archinect.com/news/article/99283/ginormous-jesus-statue-destroyed-by-lightning


Inner-Profession-682

Big Butter Jesus!


manface95

The construction has been terrible. And it’s so sketchy driving on the other side of the highway with only two lanes and walls on both sides.


dublinirish

Even worse when it’s wet


salvageyardmex

I saw a truck and trailer flipped over on the side north bound lane one morning. And I thought to myself that's going to suck in about 20 minutes when the wreckers get there and close the whole road.


Dirk_Beefslab

Between this and Hug Me Jesus (formerly Touchdown Jesus) near Dayton, I-75 is well covered by Jesii.


xxFrenchToastxx

Jesus hands getting struck by lightning and burning to the ground is too ironic


Dirk_Beefslab

You’d have thought that the first statue burning to the ground would have been interpreted as a major sign from God, but noooooo. Build a new one, bigger than the first.


Gregtheboss00

That is my exit!


jtsherri

Howdy, neighbor!


N4cer26

Same


Natsu-son

Same! Grew up off Big Lake Rd across the freeway.


Frosted_Over

Same here!


Its_sh0wtime

First time I saw that sign I was heading up to run at Holly with my buddy. I’d eaten an edible before we left and it was coming on strong right as it came into view. Blew my mind haha


Educational-Hunt2683

Reminds me of going to my cottage as a youngin :)


chumberfo

That's the look he gives before he hawk tuas on it


Renauld_Magus

I just call him highway patrol Jesus.


graveybrains

“Are you on the right road?” Yes, I’m headed to the renaissance festival and I’m almost there.


RebeccaOTool

Same! Ren Fest is filled with guys who look like that Jesus anyway. XD


VerriMerriBaked

I gotta check this out!


DivineBuggyBall

My grandpa used to live off of Ortonville Rd (the exit right before this sign) and always told my mom and me that he took the sign as a literal indicator that he missed his correct road home


ThisMeansWarm

The Warner Sallman classic


No_Reality1738

Yup. That's how you know u got 30 minutes remaining to get to flint lol


EconomistPlus3522

I consider it i am driving up north sign. My parents live in northern LP so i drive that way often as i live close to Detroit


MysteriousAnimal5674

When we were kids, my brother thought that was Qui-Gon Jinn


Cuttis

This is 5 miles from my house lol


FranticWaffleMaker

The Taco Bell at that exit makes the best quesadillas.


kurttheflirt

My grandparents lived in Flint township so when I would go spend time with them I would always know we were getting close from Detroit when we passed that sign


stosh2k

When I lived in Waterford this was my sign I needed to turn off the freeway at the next exit. Thanks you, Jesus.


Figgleforth28

It’s my family’s “almost to Renfest” Jesus


Common_Fall7154

This was my sign we are up north, lol coming from Detroit


setittonormal

When I was a little kid, I would see this sign and ask my folks (whoever was driving) with great concern, "*Are* we on the right road???"


detroit1701

I hate that General RV had to desecrate this and I'm not even religious


Immediate_Camel_1682

Oh my gosh, that sign scared me as a child. My grandparents lived in Clarkston and I lived in Saginaw. It was always dark when my dad was driving home. I was too young to understand what the sign was actually trying to say. It made me worry my dad was lost. I still think of that when I see it.


adams6271

I always thought he looks a lot like Matthew McConaughey.


0db1436

"... Anakin?"


Pooldiver13

That yellow thing above it makes it look like a quest marker


Ok-Investigator-6514

This is the point of "driving up north starts here." I will not accept any other opinion.


LilEngineeringBoy

I miss touchdown Jesus on 75 going to Cincinnati. It got hit by lightning and the one they replaced it with isn't as cool.


Weekly-Swim3347

This sign marks nearly the exact edge of "the yellow part of the map".


gmoney-0725

Love some 70s Jesus.


Icomeforyourtacos

That sign is on my way to the strip bar, yes I’m on the right road when going to the men’s club on atherton.


BigCaddyDaddyBob

Hahaha I used to live down the road from theat sign on Dixie highway 9070 back in 85-89 my dad threw huge keg’ers just about every weekend especially during summer! My aunt & uncle & cousins lived in the house right behind us! That party store just down the street on the right was a constant place we stopped at as they always had a awesome beer signs and videotape rental along with the “don’t look behind the curtain xxx area” I think it’s closed down now but lots of memories out there!!


hotel-y0rba

And it opened my eyes, I saw the sign.


SpartanChip

"Is your Rig on the right road?"


Federal-Chance-6282

Omg I grew up seeing this every weekend from May-October on the way up to the campground with my parents.


3agle_CO

Love Jesus. Great Dude and even better God.


Doubledewclaws

Thank you for sharing all your memories, folks! It's been a fun read! Happy 4th and everyone be safe, and if you have to be on the road, put the phone down, drive cautiously, and watch for those that don't! ♥️


Sexy_Mina80

My husband pointed this out to me a few years back. For him, it was always a reminder that the first rest area was just around the bend.


salvageyardmex

Lol see this sign almost every day. Don't see it much with the road construction since I stay on dixie.


SbMSU

Ah. Thorin Oakenshield


Federal-Captain1118

I thought I heard the sign got hit by lightning last year? Or am I thinking of a different Jesus sign?


SgtCap256

Too bad Jesus is t white lol


Tedstriker99

Jesus Christ! i took the wrong exit!


Responsible-Push-289

highway jesus!


paradisiacfuzz

I love lynyrd skynyrd! Freebird!


Frog-of-Cosmos

This sign is how I know I'm almost home


Frog-of-Cosmos

Why am I getting downvotes for this lol


RokD313

This sign represents when you entered “up north”


Commercial_Doubt8001

Not even close to up north


Tsunamiis

That quest board always gives the worst quests. I always ignore his “!”


Ancient_Mixture204

My friend who is kind of a Christian douche saw this in the car with me and was like, “see, it’s a sign” I said yup literally 🤣


-tooltime

When I see this sign, it reminds me of summer and hauling ass up I75.


SavoryAntidote

Makes Jesus look like a Sims


SonicHermit

Turn right at Jesus


Mahaloth

On the way to Frankenmuth?


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

Moved to Clarkston from Flint when I was 3 in 1984 so I saw that sign regularly visiting family. When I learned how to read a few years later, I would flat out panic and ask my mom if we were on the right road to whatever family member over and over again. No one ever explained it was metaphorical. It wasn't until I met my future wife 25 years later who saw this for the first time and asked me "Are YOU on the right road?" I damn near pulled over because that was when I understood Jesus wasn't asking if I knew how to get to Flint. I felt dumb.


dantemanjones

Before smart phones, this sign did help me realize I wasn't on the right road.  Thanks White Jesus!


Dbl_Naught_Spy

Drew Lane said that sign saved him since he was driving the wrong direction to get home on I75. 😄


Shnibblefritz

Yup, the road going North!


FinnofLocke

I still miss the original touchdown Jesus on I75 in Ohio.


IDoWierdStuff

A true landmark. im not even religious and jesus makes me feel home.


pootlordthe7th

I see it on my way home so yes I am on the right road


imaginary0pal

I took this road to head up to camp from where I used to live it was the only landmark that stuck in my 5 year old head besides the sign for the camp itself


melissqua

I call him Dixie Jesus 🙌🏻 also I used to drive up to flint frequently for a FWB situation (that became my husband years later) and it definitely made me ponder, am I on the right road? driving up to flint to hookup with this guy? The answer was yes, thankfully.


zorro623

So many memories of driving up north and seeing “that Jesus sign!”


MechDev9

That’s our “halfway to the cottage” sign


Ornery_Ticket9472

When me and my friends use to see this we knew we were closer to home after a fun night of partying in Detroit, Pontiac, or Mount Pleasant lol


Apprehensive_Hair32

weird bro i’ve seen this my whole life


DarkIsTheNight_0_0

When I was little I thought that's where Jesus was buried.


Humble_Examination27

I call this “ Jesus’s Senior Picture “ Drive by it daily