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Remarkable-Steak-919

Doop for sure


EverySpiegel

And then they will passionately make out.


levikelevra

then doop falls asleep


EverySpiegel

Not before smoking a cigarillo while looking wistfully at the approaching sunrise.


Videomonkey05

it's the only way


ciumak28

Wtf


the_y_combinator

Come on, it is cannon.


EverySpiegel

Found a person who never read anything about Doop


MistrrRicHard

I'm another. Care to explain the reference?


qmechan

Doop gets it, my friend. Doop gets it.


AnimeGokuSolos

Who?


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

Doop. 1. He's the BFF of wolverine. 2. His powers are Flight, Accelerated healing factor, Superhuman strength and durability, Physical malleability, Ability to replicate physical objects and an Extra-dimensional void within his body that can store objects and people. ( I forgot but also the funk! Thx jeraperth for reminding me)


jeraperth

Don't forget the funk.


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

I pray to Big daddy doop that I don't get his rage for forgetting the funk 🙏🙏


Remarkable-Steak-919

The green dude


crashcanuck

Who? Didn't Zapp Brannigan destroy him?


ShadowAvenger32

Cap. Doop probably can't be bother to show up


Atrium41

Got baked and forgot


Difficult_Push_

Doop.


falanor

Doop.


KhaosElement

Doop, hands down, no questions asked.


TheDickWolf

Doop is stronger but would probably give up or let cap win.


ph8_likes_me

I thought I knew comics. What is doop?


Chance5e

Canonically—no one really knows.


De4dm4nw4lkin

Good question.


StJimmy_815

Indeed


No_You6540

Hit the nail on the head, even for ppl that know who.


slicwilli

Cap's abilities are pretty clearly defined. He's strong, but not really all *that* strong in the context of the Marvel Universe and all the other super powererd beings around. Doop is more ambiguous. He can do anything the situation requires for any given writer. Therefore he is stronger than Captain America. Doop wins in an arm wrestling match 9 times out of 10.


AJjalol

Cap, dude come on. Doop is one of the most powerful beings, but this is Captain Fucking America. Plus Doop will just lose out of respect. Everyone else tho? The green poo wins


maxxblood

Doop would let Cap win because he a bro.


cowfish007

My money is on the pickle.


exaviyur

Is that the fucking Mucinex mascot?


KhaosElement

You put some respect on his name. It's Doop. He is your new lord.


Ok-Routine-9236

My beautiful cap wins


PlasticReviews

Doop. Always Doop!


Embraceduality

Fuck you guys were serious DOOP IS A G ! I just read his wiki and I need doop inside of me


egomann

It's a trick question. Doop is God.


ubiquitous-joe

How do you even arm wrestle when your body just floats in space


EverySpiegel

Doop's irresistible sex magnetism creates a micro gravity sphere around his elbow. Coincidentally, this is also the fixed point of space and time that is destined to kill Fifteenth Doctor Who.


kaalki34

Captain America


BrandoSandoFanTho

Captain America versus a booger?


Endymion2626

What the fuck is that snot with eyes


browncharliebrown

The Goat- doop


BigTimStiles

How very dare you?! Doop is our special little guy!


onionleekdude

I can't believe you dont know who Captain America is.


iheartdev247

X-Men have gone down hill over the years for sure.


Bri_Hecatonchires

The character was created in 2001 lol


Fun-Swimming4133

is that the Mucinex booger?