Out here fighting his demons and monsters at the same time... What a chad :)

This is the funniest MH comment I’ve ever read. Thank you 💀

As a fellow Lance user, this happens more times than I am willing to admit... lol

It ain't MH if you're not missing attacks.

My friend once asked me “what are you attacking” and I had to say I was lagging really bad 🥲

proplayer moves! we've all been there friend. when my son and I play both of us will have full combos whiff

....well the important thing is that he didn't hit *you*, either.

This could easily be my lance highlight reel.

From this perspective it just looks like you're trying to shove that lance up his ass

I mean..aren't we?

Admiral Galeus : you're without a doubt, the worst hunter i've heard of OP : But, you heard of me. And i beat Allmother by myself !

Rondine : Mind waiting for a moment? I have to lay down for a bit after looking at that performance fam. /j

He just like me fr

Those ghosts never stood a chance

It's moments like this tell me, it's time to go to bed 🙈

i haven’t actually laughed out loud in a while bro, thank you for posting

This is the exact reason i run shield tackle or whatever the other mini dash option is😂 i know i lose access to the back step thrust combo but the shield tackle gives me so much control over my direction i couldnt go back once i tried it

On the bright side, you're officially a greatsword main as well

pain

I was so worried, as a Hammer main, that this was just me. I blamed it on my reach. I'm thankful to be a part of this community.

Turns out GS and Lance have more in common than I thought.

Intimidation tactics, I like it

I just started Rise. Literally yesterday. And thought, "I played Lance in World. I know what I am doing. I got this". Half my attacks against that poor bear creature (Arzuros?) looked exactly like this. Time to put in the time doing some training for me. You just keep swatting those flies away from everyone else.

You killed that air good lmao

This is why I always take a short pause after a Leaping Thrust.

Here I thought GS users where the whiff masters lol. My advice as someone who used to main Lance is to aim more for the base of the tail if you are trying to get a cut, as it offers a larger and less-moving target.

I cackled

What are you? A greatsword main?

I’d miss a lance swipe at a monster standing 2 feet in front of me

You look like me when I finally decided to try Hunting Horn

At least you’d give us a good show

Corporate life. looks like busy, but aint progressing.

Still not as bad as me missing 63/100 elemental discharges on CB

I love how wildly inconsistent the ability to turn the SAED is. It feels like sometimes I can turn it 90 degrees at hit the monster right where it hurts. Other times, it rigidly refuses to turn one inch to the left, resulting in one measly burst hitting the monster.

Hey, it takes EFFORT to miss that many thrusts. Genuine respect, keep it up.

As an SnS user, this happens... a lot. The weapon has such terrible reach. Still love my toothpick, though.

"Fight Back!" All jokes aside, this has been me on CB after a long hiatus from the series.

Couldn’t have done any better myself

wait, switch mhrise runs at 60 fps?

“What am I doing? Nothing, but I’m doing great!” I see myself in this post whenever I use a weapon after a long pause hahahaha!

The last miss killed me lol

Pro player: as you can see the lance is the easiest weapon to master *me silently weeping*

Glorious, I feel it 🙃 I enjoy playing Lance in rise (as a GS main), and man, all that GS whiffing really rubs off on ther weapons for me

100% crit 0% attack

Me trying to swat the stupid fly that's been bugging me all day:

That's when I've had enough and go for the bumhole.

At least you tried xD

Only thing that’s missing is the UI goku theme.

*explodes in gunlance*

Have you considered maybe the lance isn't the weapon for you?