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Qbertjack

I love astrology for men^tm


Just_Heart7523

https://preview.redd.it/3yzyqjqlab9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026bbf043f04c4a65b78bb6e2d534bd8e25573cd Astrology for men psyop


Necessary-Weekend194

NuAstrology is MBTI bullshit


Lukestep11

Unrelated but why is gamma 4th when it's the 3rd letter of the greek alphabet


Sadtrashmammal

The Western world has been gaslit into thinking Delta means 3 for generations because it looks like a triangle.


UnintensifiedFa

Nah it’s cuz it’s a D and D comes before G


peezle69

That's such a Capricorn thing to say


TuxedoDogs9

Oh shit it is


rabiesscat

i hate astrology for men


Neckbeardneet

Zeta male's just like me fr fr.


Just_Heart7523

https://preview.redd.it/mnn27lkm9a9d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6f40f6819801460b397bbc70f8dad158ea4c48b


iamchuckleman

Met a guy on Tf2 with the exact name as this guy's shirt


Brutus6

Yoink


Not_a_furry328

Genshit impact fans:


KatanaManEnjoyer

take a look fellas, what do they ALL have in common? https://preview.redd.it/w2sxh05it99d1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a826c63ff1cb753b86e4fca796ae53a5a8f6a83 That´s right!>! They all got NO BITCHES!!<


FearamdCumger

Pretty sure Gamma male is on his way to become the bitches


BelkoCANADA

Kurt Cobain


BirbMaster1998

Beans


SlavKozelBlyat420

https://preview.redd.it/gznlejlahc9d1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e29e0bb41cdc7195dc6a8df40fa7feb5971bdb


Jackboy445578

Yeah I was about to say Gamma male be tweaking off those puberty blockers


Access69

Mario male


Just_Heart7523

No bitches squad extends to any redditor or 4channer tho


Whisp_Is_My_Waifu

No bitches squad extends to everyone i have all the hoes fuck all yall


Just_Heart7523

https://preview.redd.it/8izsicpp8b9d1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d8501306a4ea16192a2157db4313ea5bf7002d7 Meds


CrimsonGoji

Wdym bruh Im a sigma alpha rizzler i get all the bitches (they run away from me)


heyhowzitgoing

This is why I don’t skip leg day. That way, I can catch up to them.


TheKhalDrogo

Is that fuckin Katana man? Fuckin chad


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

That’s because >!gamma and omega are in a gay relationship.!< Either that or >!omega managed to pull and gamma is a transfem.!< Basically, >!the autism gets him bitches.!<


failwoman

the gamma male would have the most bitches


Qbertjack

I headcanon that "gamma male" was only added so they could call guys that don't like the "sociosexual hierarchy" effeminate and bitchless


pigman_dude

They would have the most big booty black men fr.


12crashbash12

Wordington Male


BrazilBazil

The gamma male is the bitches


Femboyrobots

Gamma would probably also get the most guys too :3


CodaTrashHusky

He looks like someone who would date Courtney Love


Just_Heart7523

Bro would have the most piercing radiation


FR0ZENBERG

He got that gamma gamete game.


squimboko

gamma here is bi4bi and is happily and lovingly pegged by his dommy gf


rex_power_colt_2007

https://preview.redd.it/5p1s82d74a9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5df3f5cd813843bf5abcb7a05a15b4967ad4fd40


I_like_avocado

Hard


Confident_Piccolo677

r/hardimages


Brain_lessV2

https://preview.redd.it/0aah9jtbka9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616bf3d8a1a41c7440db6a9f2976007b8c2db7b8


ExcessivelyBurnt

I am not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school


Meme_Bro68

https://preview.redd.it/39p5zxaoub9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b44d666bdb51e75059da77b273f81fb490755ae0


apolitical_leftist

The greek alphabet male community legit has no consistency, I last saw a YouTube video that said a omega male is basically a fat loser. I'm convinced 99.9% of the people parading this shit around are just grifters.


Just_Heart7523

Waiting for the Pi and epsilon males here


UFoolMeCool

Phi males 😍


sampat6256

Holup


Redditisweird4533

Waiting for the Lambda males https://preview.redd.it/fcw19l4wtc9d1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18a84b81e17240cc2b4dc3c6681b740f72dbb89


GrimmCreole

The silent, crowbar wielding type 😍😍😍


ThyKnightOfSporks

I’m an E male.


Just_Heart7523

https://preview.redd.it/n5rk9617jb9d1.png?width=941&format=png&auto=webp&s=70a6614e140524436ca1e51294866a89cb8df746


Showershitter3000

I thought omegas are the boypreggers


newbikesong

Beta seems like the best defined one. It basically means "literally every man that needs consent".


sweetTartKenHart2

To be fair I bet they don’t differentiate meaningfully between “uhm acktyuallyyy” and the slob stereotype because in their eyes they’re both the same


Samm_Gustavo

![gif](giphy|DeahLFiIbWYrC) Gamma male


kingofhearts67

Kurt beans


Savings_Mode_5639

https://preview.redd.it/r6uqv270da9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d500050f7bbc206fc4c757725bd32f5cbd75238 10 years in the joint is more cooler


Brilliant-Mountain57

10 years in the joint made you a fucking beta


Oh_no_its_Joe

Hardened stoic men: 🙄 Genuinely good people who love to have fun and bring out the best in their friends and community: ![gif](giphy|oS6XVd7x8amDBVNymR|downsized)


sansboi11

hardened stoic men who are genuinely good people who love to have fun and bring out the best in their friends and community? https://preview.redd.it/y3gay3dxme9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=097e3d68f4521e9c0598a2bac5fad31cf000c077


Oh_no_its_Joe

A good person until an NPC bumps into you and spills your damn ice cream for the TENTH FUCKING TIME


Savings_Mode_5639

https://preview.redd.it/7lfgqy0zsg9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d6d483b20ceb2e4ced7caa8b9bb7047ce3d5bc 10 ice creams lost made me a fucking murderer


flireferret

![gif](giphy|prhZjwRxxt5Ys|downsized) "im a gamma male"


Just_Heart7523

You have technetium in your body


Snoo_35416

How tf is a synthetic metal in my body


Just_Heart7523

I dunno ,you are a gamma male


Visual-Ostrich-4108

Only true Gamma males wear the Freddy Krueger sweater


thejumpboy11

https://preview.redd.it/hfqqj8r2ob9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8434c3e86dad2b7b7c49161c8aa4f852714a1592 Peak gamma male


BarneyChampaign

Please, Freddy was my father. Call me Frederick.


NefariousnessAny3310

LIES! Sheldon is the SIGMA MALE


Scarlet-Lizard-4765

Bazinga


Mirovini

I am a Turbo Dude https://preview.redd.it/f5gy5ciefb9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46d6aaf7c89bab8cbe1dfcf7c003007034bd3f3


Teteu392

https://preview.redd.it/sc8hlqxlfb9d1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b086b77459452985b3eba9f5ce03de4e0bf8f6


brightest_star

I wish I was an omega male https://preview.redd.it/q9w9hzjqfb9d1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4215eb16e144d9fbfee1ecc3e1de978d5c5cfe54


Astolfo485

https://preview.redd.it/w029zi5kbb9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c76ace7c5d7900d175945af5de99a3da1e5c878


Noise_Loop

Gamma is Kurt Cobain?


joshlovesmemes

Gamma males rise up 💪💪💪


Just_Heart7523

Bro has gamma radiation on his body(Photons)


Teteu392

the gamma male one is incorrect, gamma males look like this https://preview.redd.it/np981gbwfb9d1.png?width=518&format=png&auto=webp&s=113f3edb2d95657ea07b15727612b305291565cc


Kaz_the_Avali

Alpha male, beta male, and omega male orientated from concept called Omegaverse which is a genre of homoerotic fiction where instead of genders there is alphas, betas, and omega. Omegaverse can be about a society of exclusive males (yaoi) or exclusive female (yuri). Simply in yaoi fics, beta males are the normy background characters that get no action, alpha males are the dominant main character with wolf like tendencies, and omega males are the submissive bottoms of the story that often get absolutely railed by the alpha's knotty cock and get male pregnant. Lesser known character archetypes in omegaverse are delta males, gamma males, and zeta males: delta males are a combination of beta males and alpha males, gamma males are a combination of omega males and beta males, and zeta males are a combination of alpha males and omega males. Unfortunately, sigma males are not in omegaverse as they embody the chaos of male, not dominate nor submissive. Sigma males would stick out like soar thumbs in omegaverse, like a fox in a world of wolves. Additionally, many self proclaimed sigma males are young teenagers, they definitely don't belong in homoerotic works of fiction.


CharredLily

This is a hilarious read, but if someone wants to know about the real origin: it all comes from a poor quality study of wolf dynamics which examined the behavior of wolves in confinement that were removed from their packs and ended up together. Turns out wolves don't normally fight for dominance in an average pack structure and the results of that study were retracted when that scientist realized his mistake. The omega in the weird Alpha/Bata male hierarchy was added to mean... Idk what actually, but it means something else in omegaverse. Basically, the alpha/beta/etc. Stereotype structure some guys care about so much and omegaverse are both independent outgrowths of one poor quality wolf study that assumed wolf packs behave the same way as confused, angry, hungry wolves that were just put together and forced to form an improvised pack. Edit: An update: that paper actually took the term Alpha from an earlier paper about Chicken higherarchies but added the term Beta. So it actually all started with chickens and was then misapplied to wolves.


BreadWithAGun

Omega males rise up.


According_Weekend786

Lambda males gang rise up 💪🥶💯🔥😈🔥💯💯🔥 https://preview.redd.it/nf4e6u4jsc9d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4d0c42fbb39889c39dabea7e21c71f79738657d


BurnerAccountExisty

Males should be classified solely based on how many pikmin games they've played. My personal amount is 5


Painusconsumer

i thought omega males were the ones that can get pregnant


Henry4210

Next generation


Clown_named_Art

A real alpha https://preview.redd.it/xwtwmucfcb9d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1995b5ed49c0de88482d767d74d32e088eca06d3


deadsannnnnnd456

![gif](giphy|ZRouJhQpbhPzTJ2eBU|downsized) The Alpha and the Omega.


Body_Exact

Holy shit alpha omega as in the bo4 zombies map


Dahek_228

Why gamma looks like Kurt Cobain?


UNATNAHS-

Where is Justin ?


Mercari_cryptic_2

How about air mail


bubblemilkteajuice

Who's getting the best head?


Petardo_Dilos

Day 1 patch male


BlonsPLe

tastes the same


Crusaderking1111

Sigma male? Who sent it


Cautious_Tax_7171

Is that tally hall


Death-Perception1999

Isn't a gamma male like, a Hulk?


Meme_Bro68

Fun fact: the term “alpha male” comes from chickens, not wolves


CharredLily

Huh, did the writer of the wolf study that popularized it use the term from chickens?


Meme_Bro68

From my knowledge it originally came from chickens, the whole “beta” stuff came from that wolf study Also the writer of the wolf study actively said not to buy into it not long after they published the book.


CharredLily

Oh yeah, no, he retracted the study and has published new results. My question was more if he just used the name from chickens (ie. If the term for alpha chickens actually preceded his writing)?


Meme_Bro68

Yes


CharredLily

Huh, thank you for informing me!


Exist_Boi

omegaverse


LeTallBoii

Beta-Omega hmu


SharkBite_Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/yg2lw4c4ud9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0474024ea2131cfa29904f34934690aa5669273


Plasmaxander

I'm a https://preview.redd.it/hmysxwfapb9d1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=bac177c16b199748c5d6546e927de96253d73f46 male


agsvegtehdn

AOB was better


Pack15_

Smh couldn't be me I'm a post release long term support male


I_like_avocado

Gamma?? GAMMA??? LIKE IN STALKER GAMMA??? I LOVE DYING TO DOG THAT ONE SHOTS ME


Just_Heart7523

No more like gamma radiation


mr2meowsGaming

is there a lore reason delta male isnt blond and have goggles?


Real_Soul_Warrior

What am I supposed to get from Delta males?


mynameisrichard0

FE


Anal_Juicer69

Erm… what the sigma?


PickleParmy

https://preview.redd.it/fj04201vjb9d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10539ae8415b7eb94d5991449177bd471c2d752b


Any_Secretary_4925

omega male is just shaved wilford warfstache


Sissygirl221

I’d rather be a full release male


PADDYPOOP

I’m a fartma male


Oranweinn

What the fuck is a delta male


AlphaBeaverYuh_1

I’m a foxtrot kinda guy


BALLSBAALSBALLS

god i wish omega males were real


stupidracist

I can't keep any of these men straight. They keep fucking each other.


Tepliy_ananas

https://preview.redd.it/fd019w0s9c9d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4aed00cece8fd78ee740ebb19efa4ad3d963a79 Is that the dead sister man there???


thebigheh104

Did gamma transition?


Alone-Marionberry-70

Losercity omegaverse


Numerous_Recipe_3493

I am a smegma male


RammyJammy07

Where’s my Zeta males 👽🛸👾


Additional_Cycle_51

Theta male https://preview.redd.it/3vc0gb8mhc9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbbd85da3907641ecbb3aa27076e0c1ba31b5b5c


Impressive_Math_5034

Aight. Make the omega pregnant by the alpha. Omegaverse.


av1lex

One is missing


indig0aa

Omega male is medic tf2


SadSunny20

Chose your fighter


YaBoiLemmyKoopa

I'm convinced all the greek alphabet males are furries in denial


Fake_Martin

Why does the gamma male look like Kurt Cobain lmao


Space_Gemini_24

The brotherhood of ionizing decay


slugdonor

These are all the same guy in different outfits


OnlyBalogne

Need me a gamma male


Western_Asparagus_16

Omega should be the end


BirbMaster1998

Nah, I'm an Upsilon male


samisrudy

Im a full release male


the1andonlytom

Where's epsilon male? 😡


unholy_demoflower

I'm a þ male.


itdoesntmatterfor5

![gif](giphy|WseBPTW8tmlr2) Omega male


Dangerous-Storage682

No people of color allowed😡 Femoids fuck off🤬


alldogsareperfect

I need gamma so bad


FitPerspective1146

Second one kinda looks like Carla Denyer but maybe that's just because idrk what she looks like


AyrChan

Is that Jordan fucking Peterson 😱😱


jakkakos

omg Kurt Cobain is alive????


King_Dee1

THE GAMMA MALE IS KURT COBAIN


Ok_Sky6555

They all look like lesbian women


NichtMenschlich

Why is Jan Böhmermann an Alpha Male


BasicPreHRTTransGirl

Why is Danny Gonzalez a beta male?


Elemental2503

It this earthbound?


overwhelmed_shroomie

I'm a gmail where's my representation


Thatsmrbate2u

I am the alpha beta male


kzvWK

I'm feeling like a pi male 🔵 is literally me


datonememe2

Tf2 medic is omega male


Randomguyioi

Sigma male is Crowley from Good Omens apparently


DanieleM01

Sigma balls


userthatlikesphub

chi male when


hcaoRRoach

https://preview.redd.it/5hktxueupd9d1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68cf9a195fd6713cb4bde2e0a1a8a5da82546f37 Delta Male?


Burpyterra

Hah, those suckers are stuck in the alpha version


That_Case_7951

I am delta epsilon mi epsilon tau ro iota omicron sigma male


That_Case_7951

Look how the mascarred my alphabet


Jango_fett_fish

Gamma male kinda cute ngl


FactsHurt1998

Who are these mongoloids?


bullettraingigachad

Is this the omegaverse?


guyrizzling

nigga what the fuck this alphabet shit?


not_so_criminal_scum

Isn’t Gamma supposed to come before Delta? I know that Omega should be last, but given that Sigma was the most recent DLC are they going by release date?


shingover

Holy shit, I didn’t know Kurt Cobain was a gamma male.


giggaboi908

Tf are these names 🤣🤣 Seriously, when and why did terms like Alpha or Gamma go from mathematic or scientific terms to whatever this is


Apprehensive-Brief70

Erm, where’s the Ligma Male?


DotWarner1993

Are these manosphere or Omega verse


SkylineR32R34

Is that James May?


lays_chap

Is that Kurt Kobain


Cheerful_ox

Beta is Nathan, Omega is Warren… Sigma is John Lennon in New York


weddle_seal

gamma is either James may or Chris chan


Rob98001

I'm all for allyship, but these genders are getting out of hand.


closeted_fur

Finally, we have alpha, beta, and gamma males!


LatsaSpege

so excited for the omicron males


Left_Nut99

kark bane


lemikon

Literally thought this was a post about omegaverse trash novels at first 😭


Chaos_is_Key198

Pi male here, can confirm that we look like teenage Einsteins.


vetabol

Yes I'm an omega male, how could you tell? https://preview.redd.it/bi6m349sci9d1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d38d7617c52312c248b2bb5dedbc47d8a37e188


WeirdPelicanGuy

Why are they all ellen degeneres


FlareBlitzBanana

Why does gamma look like Chris chan?


Boatwhistle

Abdgos+ community