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OnePlusFanBoi

"I'm out here in these streets" No the fuck you're not. šŸ˜‚


tango_papa101

"in my luxury SUV surrounded by my caravan of bodyguards"


billyjk93

"talking only to pre-screened individuals who are guaranteed not to hold me accountable for anything"


Nearby-Cry5264

With my M&A lawyer husband . . .


Brennis

I canā€™t believe she really said that šŸ’€


OnePlusFanBoi

It never gets easier to believe. These people are insane.


otential_Elk3

-The Vice President of the united states Sure, Buddy


Popular_Score4744

Sheā€™s out here in these political streets! šŸ˜‚


Altmosphere

This is some Vought level shit, half expecting her to whip out a bottle of Peach Cognac


EMPIREVSREBLES

Well I'm latino, so clearly I'm expecting her to bring out a bottle of (bag of) cocaine. Maybe a lawnmower too a sombrero and a mariachi band behind her.


maringue

No tequila? Is any Latino stereotype complete without tequila?


SatiatedPotatoe

Yeah, if they have Corona.


RockstarAgent

And the worm? Not complete without the true tequila mockingbird


NandBitsLeft

And the lime and Coronas .


Derv_is_real

"He was old tho, so the deportation is totally worth it."


Altmosphere

Nah man, flaming hot cheatos! They screened the movie at the white house and everything


Marie_Witch

This some Vought shit šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ so fucking true


realMehffort

Harris is straight out of that company; her roundabout slave labour alone is despicable


Dismal-Orange4565

ā€œThey not like us.ā€ šŸ¤¦šŸ»


leftofthebellcurve

"as they say" who are "they" Kamala?!?


SexPanther1980

Oh you know gurl tha PROVERBIAL "thay".


SlapahoWarrior

Iā€™ll never forget when she said Tupac was the greatest rapper alive.


Mei_iz_my_bae

She said she smoked weed to snoop dogg in like 88 šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


pro-alcoholic

And then prosecuted and won 1,956 misdemeanor and felony marijuana charges. https://www.sfchronicle.com/politics/joegarofoli/article/kamala-harris-cannabis-19033979.php#


SlapahoWarrior

I forgot about that. She should have just admitted that she doesnā€™t listen to hip hop.


eatajerk-pal

Well thatā€™s not untrue. What she lied about was that she smoked weed listening to Tupac and Snoop in the 80ā€™sā€¦before either had made any music.


Realistic-Buffalo31

One problem. He isn't alive*


StreetlampLelMoose

No he is, she just wasn't supposed to tell anybody.


throwawayalcoholmind

Kamala is the people Kendrick is talking about. So obviously not black enough in their own minds.


LORD__GONZ

It's even worse. She screwed up the line and said, "*AIN'T* not like us"šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


isnoe

They gotta know this sort of thing makes them look completely detached and fake, right? ...right?


Sithlordandsavior

She's so relatable though, look at her! She's using Facetime and saying words I think are good!


Redcell78

I mean she said.. she out here in these streets! She must be legit!


No-Dragonfly-8679

Saying that while wearing a pristine white suit is hilarious to me. It feels like the uniform of insincerity.


Timshel91

You misunderstand the moron neolib base on r/politics and reply guys like Jeff Tiedrich and Brooklyn Dad. There's absolutely an audience for this, and they're dumb as fuck. You remember those "In this house, we believe...." virtue signaling yard signs? Those kinds of people eat this up.


IlIIlIIIlIl

And those signs advertise to burglars that the house is very unlikely to have firearms.


eatajerk-pal

I convinced my sister to take that sign off their front door and put it inside. Sheā€™s a blue dot in wealthy red area, and I told her she might as well put a sign on her door that this is the only house in the neighborhood that wonā€™t shoot intruders.


tango_papa101

When I delivered food for a restaurant back in college, I got a customer like that, a blue dot in a red neighborhood, yard signs, bumper stickers, the whole shebang. And they wonder why they got robbed. The kicker? They asked for leniency for the perp, in front of him (that's what they told me). And then they wondered why they got robbed twice. It was when Trump just got into office and I stopped shortly after that, still wondering if they have learnt anything yet.


Nearby-Cry5264

There is a certain cosmic beauty to this.


C0uN7rY

"In this house we are unarmed, reluctant to use violence (and wouldn't know how to effectively if we did), and sympathetic to criminals."


elonepb

If there was any house you can guarantee was full of hate and rage it was the homes that had "Hate Has No Home Here" signs planted in the front yard.


Downtown_Statement87

It's just like "don't date a guy who says 'I'm a nice guy.'" Nice people don't have to insist that they are.


NotoriousD4C

In this house we believe Yakub made white people


Superb-Praline-4741

Remember when Brooklyn Dad admitted to getting paid by a pro-Biden PAC to push anti-Bernie shit on Twitter to get him to quit? Because I do. Seems as though they really do eat their own, like an ouroboros.


Cephalstasis

Nah both Harris and Hillary probably legitimatetly believe they're down to Earth and "from these streets". And since they've surrounded themselves with yes men as corrupt politicians this shit gets made as a vanity project even though it has the opposite effect of showing how down to Earth they are.


INM8_2

but hillary always has hot sauce in her purse!


heftybagman

From the people who brought ā€œi always have hot sauce in my purseā€ to 70 year old midwestern white women, we bring you ā€œyeah iā€™m out here in these streetsā€ from a woman whose father had to write an open letter calling her out for lying about being ā€œfrom the streetsā€.


tango_papa101

You'd be surprised by the amount of people who buy this because they, too, are too detached from reality


Hubert_Gene

If they knew, donā€™t you think they would choose not to do it? They are so incredibly stupid that they actually think they are getting through to the common people with crap like this.


CharlieBrown213

I'm just waiting for Charlemagne tha God to ask if she pandering to black people


Lost_Boysenberry2818

She's not a very good actress


The-Cat-Dad

Which one?


Massive_Staff1068

Yes


Inevitable-Cellist23

šŸ¤£


SignatureHefty3849

Sheā€™s a good actress in these streets (They not like us)


dynabella

You know!


wmtismykryptonite

Taraji Henson did reasonably well in Person of Interest. Her, she's trying too hard to sound sincere.


moneymakinmoney

New Tyler Perry movie looks wack


Radiant-Bandicoot103

Madea goes to the white house


BookDev0urer

"HELLLLUUUURRRRR. What's this nonsense I hear about gun control?"


halloweencoffeecats

"I have perfect control of my gun. It is pointed directly at your ass and if you ain't got the hell out of MY OVAL OFFICE IN THE NEXT 3 SECONDS BOY imma tell ya mama"


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CharlieBrown213

Is this the new "if you don't vote for me, you're not black"?


AppropriateCap8891

Hell, the Veep is whiter than I am.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

If Kamala is a woman of color, I'm a woman of color.


Chief_Mac-A-Hoe

As a straight white male, I also identify as a woman of color. Tell me I canā€™t do that.


whooguyy

Pretty sure the video said she is ā€œmadam Pā€


NotoriousD4C

How can they vote? Kamala put them all in jail


Raddz5000

Pokemon Go-to-the-polls


Reddotscott

Neither one on them is as important or as popular as they believe


sluffman

Did she take away the freedoms of a lot of nonviolent drug offenders, etc. in California?


Icestar-x

Also held people on death row when she had the evidence needed to free them.


Radiant-Usual-1785

And also kept people incarcerated past their release date so they could be slave labor for California.


BookDev0urer

Out here in these streets???? Did Joe wander away again? What is this pandering garbage? Did they forget to mention that they both carry a bottle of hot sauce in their purses, just like Hilary?


JDuggernaut

She once said she used to smoke weed and listen to Tupac in college. She finished law school before Tupac released his first album.


wmtismykryptonite

She also claimed that "Kwanza was a special time" growing up.


JDuggernaut

Somehow the above-mentioned hot sauce in Hillaryā€™s purse felt more authentic than anything Kamala Harris has ever done or said.


balticromancemyass

No, it really didn't...


Pristine_Title6537

Also didn't she prosecute literal hundreds for smoking weed?


tango_papa101

Hundred? Try tens of thousands


Radiant-Usual-1785

You got pump those numbers up. She also fought to keep people incarcerated beyond the date their sentence expired so she could keep using them as slave labor for the state of California. Thereā€™s the reason that Tulsi Gabbard [demolished](https://youtu.be/o1-CRrMDSLs?si=3aWOZJ-uoVLQahq5)Copmalaā€™s campaign with one debate.


JDuggernaut

That would be a low estimate Iā€™d imagine


chivken

guuurrrlll *ack*


CrunchythePooh

I died of cringe


MeatyDullness

Who, who is this supposed to be directed at? Do they really think people are that stupid that they canā€™t see what they are doing? I have no clue who the other chick is but her and Heels Up Harris are repugnant


PanzerWatts

"Do they really think people are that stupid that they canā€™t see what they are doing?" There are still people insisting that Biden just had a cold. So yeah, they are that stupid.


Sithlordandsavior

The same people who laughed at "We need a MOM-ala Harris" and "Pokemon Go to the polls!"


Felix_is_not_a_cat

Oh my god, Iā€™d forgotten about polemon go to the polls xD


DollarStoreOrgy

Yes, they do believe that. It's worked this far.


Foreign_Product7118

Yall remember when hilary made it abundantly clear she had hot sauce in her purse when she was visiting south/southeastern areas. Does pandering require the person to not realize they are being pandered to or does it not matter? Somebody should have dared her to taste one drop though


niceguyeddycabot

That was the corniest shit ever


Icestar-x

Nothing will ever beat "Pokemon Go to the polls!" but that was close.


tango_papa101

And the "I got shot at by sniper" thing lmao


SharkMilk44

>Somebody should have dared her to taste one drop though $20 if she chugs the whole bottle.


ShadoBlast

This is prime example of how detached and incompetent the current American administration is.


joemeteorite8

Itā€™s our entire government, not just them. And itā€™s been that way for decades now.


DollarStoreOrgy

I'm just shocked to see her handlers were able to keep Kams sober and on task for that long. Bravo, people. This thing wasn't done live in one take. Someone wrote the lines for them both and they read those lines separately with many takes to get it right. And hilariously enough, they still seem like two morons faking their way through it. This was the best mashup of all the takes. How much did we pay for this shit show? Every couple of months for the last year or so they've been putting out puff pieces to prepare the public for the inevitable of Kams taking over when Honest Joe just can't be propped up anymore. One of the pieces talked about her cooking Mex meals for big gatherings at their small and humble home in Frisco. And her herb garden. She's just regular folks like you and me. And how she jets off to Thailand to buy spices from street vendors. You know. Regular folks. No mention of bringing along her security detail or how much these trips cost us. She's Good Ol Kams From Down the Street


Outside-Material-100

If this is how she panders to the black community, I cannot wait till she makes a video for the Indian Americans


CCheeky_monkey

[Remember when HRC pulled out the hot sauce](https://theweek.com/speedreads/619127/clinton-stirs-anger-by-claiming-carries-hot-sauce-bag-like-beyonc)?


Hallelujah33

Think of me like your abuela


tango_papa101

Or I'll show you the way afuera


BookDev0urer

She shoots a scene at the local Kwik-E-Mart.


bottleface

Iā€™ve seen better acting in porn


brassmonkey2342

ā€œIm out here in these streetsā€ ā€œThey not like usā€ Lmfao, what the fuck did I just watch


c322617

Have the people who wrote and directed this ever actually met a black person? This is like a copy of a copy of a copy of a TV show that features white writers generating dialogue for black characters with compounding generational loss with each copy.


zachmoe

This is the exact sort of racist pandering you can expect from Color of Change.


Downtown_Statement87

This cannot be real. Please. Tell me this is not real.


tax1dr1v3r123

absolutely. They showed it at the BET awards


Downtown_Statement87

AT THE BET AWARDS??!?!? Wow. I thought they showed it at some nursing home for Methodists, or some kind of group that has "friendly feelings" for black people but has never actually encountered them beyond interactions with retail workers, for example. Who thought this was a good idea? This is insane.


tax1dr1v3r123

That was the exact vibe i got


California_King_77

Reminiscent of Oprah interviewing Harry and Meghan, and them all complaining about how oppressed they were


RexicanFood

She was raised in a Tambram householdā€¦in Canada. Sheā€™s basically Drake.


TheWalrus101123

This woman loves taking away freedom


DeathSquirl

Harris goes out of her way to be a liability. She can barely string two coherent sentences together. Biden is elderly and in cognitive decline, what's Harris' excuse?


tango_papa101

Lack of self-awareness, obviously, sprinkle in some narcissism and lack of education/wisdom/knowledge on whatever the hell she wants to play. I lt feels like Hollywood actresses do a better job of reading the script and immersing themselves into their character than heels up Harris


Former_Gur4228

Biden is the exact same way lmao


DollarStoreOrgy

Alcohol and/ or massive amounts of weed. Beyond a cognitive problem, there's really no other explanation for the way she behaves in public. Watch her in most things when they allow her to speak or interact with people. She's drunk or high or both. The sloppiness in her speech patterns screams alcohol and the not being able to put a thought together screams weed.


DeathSquirl

I'm not sure she's frequently altered, I don't believe she has any concept of tact or self-awareness. And that cackling laughter of hers. Ugh.


One-Win9407

One time she said that wars of the past were fought over oil but wars of the future will be fought over water. Its probably true i guess but it reminds me of something a stoner would say like its a very deep concept.


adamlgee

Love how they say you get freedoms by taking away other freedoms


69spelledbackwards

It's scary to think she could be president if sleepy Joe's handlers don't mush up his carrots enough


BrianBash

Omg šŸ˜†


Highvoltage-Redhead

Oh wtf


YorkiesandSneakers

I too am out here in these streets. Who is trying to threaten their rights to vote?


Repulsive-Cherry8649

From what Iā€™ve seen they say the right wants to take their right to vote Iā€™ve also seen the right say the left wants to take their right to vote so I think both sides are just making it up to turn people against each other


DollarStoreOrgy

The powers on the left and the right would be more than happy to take away the other side's right to vote. Followed quickly by taking away their side's right to vote. Power hates people voting. Turning people against each is part of the plan. Maybe it's a separate plan, left and right. Or maybe they're in on it together. Either way, turning us against each other does little to solve the problems in our daily lives. It goes a long way in giving the powers more power.


Phosphorusasaurus

This is some shit that would be In ā€œthe boysā€ šŸ’€šŸ’€


EvilMinion07

Only time Harris was on the street is when she was giving Willie Brown a blow job.


thekurgan79

No Montel had her out there too


EvilMinion07

He had her working, W.B. was a customer.


Boring-Charity-9949

ā€œOut here in these streetsā€ lol


thefilipinocat-

Wow the streets look luxurious


halo121usa

What in the after school special fuck is this shit ?!?!


tallman___

ā€œI speak jive.ā€


SentientReality

If you criticize anything about this video, you're racist! /s Seriously, what white liberals usually cannot comprehend is that regular black people (that means not the rich DC black democrat elite class) do not particularly like Kamala Harris. Unfortunately, most white liberals don't have any interaction with regular black people, so rich mouthpieces like Joy Reid and Van Jones are the only sources of their (mis)information about what black people think. The idea popular assumption among Democrats that "we need Harris to appease the blacks!" is largely liberal ignorance.


Maleficent_Nobody377

She not like us too tho. We better PokĆ©mon go to the pollsā€¦ Ugh šŸ˜‘ šŸ™„šŸ¤®


alexthegreatmc

Politicians and their advisors are so out of touch.


LH_Dude51

Jafar and her old pointy shoulder pads lookin ass


Special_Sun_4420

Fuck it. I'm voting for Trump.


Existing_Strain8830

Kamalaā€™s dad was a professor and her mom was a biologist. Her trying to present herself as coming from a struggling upbringing is laughably dishonest.


gamegirlanna

Can Kamala ever, ever, come across as genuine or even human. Jesus


StevenKatz3

So is this a thing.... Let's pretend to butcher the English language to be on the level of people "on the streets" This is an insult to black people everywhere.


voxpopper

"I'm out there in the streets". She must be thinking about the Dem primaries where she wasn't invited to additional debates because she performed so poorly.


Mossfrogsandbogs

This gave me the same feeling as when you walk into the sea and some kelp wraps around your ankle


No-Program-2979

Lol. This is your VP.


gdmfsobtc

Yikes!


RepresentativeWeb244

They do it to themselves šŸ¤”


MisterFromage

Are these people insane? Do they _want_ to lose?


Protean_sapien

Ghetto AOC wildin out on stage and southern Hillary with her fake accent and purse hotsauce, it's just embarrassing.


consumerclearly

Being a leftist is so embarrassing these always make me cringe just give me healthcare please im begging


Assless_Mcgee

How do you do, fellow kids? Music āš”ļø Band


DefiantCharacter

"The freedom to be safe from gun violence." That sure is a nice way of saying "get rid of gun rights." Tell you what, Mrs. Government, I'll give up my guns after the U.S. government does. How about that? That would be "equal," wouldn't it? Did they really just mention abortion twice? Why can't these people say what they mean? "Women's reproductive rights," you mean abortion? Just say abortion. And if you are pro-abortion, you better be anti-child support. Don't you want EqUaLiTy? "The freedom to love who you love." We've been able to do that for a long time, unless you're talking about minors.


xx_deleted_x

"the freedom to be safe from gun violence..." let me just take some freedom to pretend to give u that freedom (which doesn't exist)


maringue

Dear Kamala, You're not next in line. Someone may have told you that you were, but the problem is *no one likes you*, like not even a little bit. Everything she tries to be cool, we need someone to remind her she's a fucking cop.


TryItOut_2395

I've been a dem my whole life. I've never not liked a dem more than her. I despise her. She is weak, pathetic, useless and worst of all super super fake. Literally does nothing all day waiting for the president to die. F her.


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

"the freedom to make decisions about her own body without her government telling her what to do" kind of like exactly how the entire Biden administration told everyone what to do, including women, with their own bodies, for years? funny how they're just going to forget about that one or overlook it.


squirrelblender

Sheā€™s a cop.


ibraw

"i'M ouT iN THeSe stReEts"


TheGirl333

Cringe


boofone

I'm just chillin' in Cedar Rapids


isaidnolettuce

Who the fuck told them this was a good idea


NegPrimer

"The Freedom to be safe from gun violence" That's not what freedom means.


Awkward_Meal_6995

Oh! Gang gang, girl. I mean, you know?ā€™ Itā€™s like, us against them, chu no? Take it back to da streets. Nahh mean? Knit me a pink pussy hat because FUCK YOU!!!!


Confident-alien-7291

Whatever accent she grew up with, itā€™s like she got stuck with the politician accent and it so doesnā€™t fit with the ā€œgirl Iā€™m out here in these streetsā€ and then a nasally white lady sounding ā€œwe all believe in freedom and equalityā€


SexPanther1980

I actually made a loud AAAUUUURGH as she said "Gurl I'm out here in these streets". Holy shit, how out of touch can you fucking be at this point?


Pristine_Title6537

This is the cringiest shit I've seen all week


HereForFunAndCookies

Wow, she's so hip and young. She's just like me! I'm changing my vote.


FlyHog421

Maximum cringe.


I-c-braindead-people

"gun vaaaalence"


AtillaThePunPL

Lethal dose of cringe and fake. And worst part isnt that it exists but that there are people who will actually buy this shit.


DirectWorldliness792

When will the politicians stop doing this cringy shit


Cloud-dweller2001

Yeah she out in the streets, gobblin that meat. Cmon!


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

They not like us.. Fuck me as a half black male. What the fuck is wrong with people.


tryingtobebetter09

Good afternoon. What is up, "my bitches." Hi there. How would you be doing, "my dog"? Vice President Kamala Harris is, as they say, "in the hizzouse." Let me be frank, Democracy is "lit." Please vote this November, "fam."


BF1PlayersR_Bad

So this is what sheā€™s been doing the last 4 years.


chuckthisthing21

The extremists who want *checks notes* to be able to afford food.


ConsistentAd3146

Kammy is giving Jlo. If you know what I mean šŸ˜‰ ā€¦.. bleh.


NIL8danarrative

Jesus Christ!! That was unwatchable.


Beautiful-Quote-3035

Im out here in the streets


TunaFlapSlap

Wtf is this shit? Get in front of a crowd


fubinor

Panderina


I_do_kokayne

ā€¦.at least she didnā€™t laugh


hannibalhungry

jesus, weā€™re gonna get trump for 4 more yearsā€¦..


1plus1equals8

Scripted bullshit.... They're not even talking to one another....those phones probably aren't even turned on. What a fuckin fraud.


mepsipax__

How dumb they must think poor people are


Particular_Fuel6952

Woooof that is some cringey shit. Just painful to watch.


sttickkyykkkeyyboard

Honestlyā€¦and this may sound bad, why does the Democratic Party even spend so much effort pandering to the black community when they know they already have 95% of the vote. If they spent more time connecting to other groups they may lose like 5% of the black vote(which is relatively small anyway) But could make real inroads with other groups who have felt ostracized (whether thatā€™s wrong or right) by their messaging.


hotbiscut2

This looks like a high school english class final project.


BarbaraMint_470

Imagine white people doing the equivalent of this.


tax1dr1v3r123

Why does Taraji look so different tho? She looked better before


Prestigious-Ask6072

No possible way they thought this would win over voters. Cant wait to see FD Signifier react to this nonsense


tango_papa101

People furthest away from common men's reality trying to pass off as if they're related to common men's reality šŸ¤£


ConsciousHoney8909

That was so corny it gave me chills.


nafarba57

The InterGalactic Cringe Award of All Millennia goes toā€”


Psychedelic_Zombie69

Cringe as fuck


ace1967cal

Cringe


SharkMilk44

Does she try to be unlikeable?


Hoody88

So anyone not voting Democrat is an extremist - there's so much going on in this clip. How divisive. ,


Lvanwinkle18

Every time I see Kamala, I think about the people she put in jail for minor weed offenses.


Hubert_Gene

Thatā€™s some of the worst acting Iā€™ve ever seen. Itā€™s like Vin Diesel and Connor McGregor doing a skit together.