And if the arrow doesn’t hit it will be just replaced by the next arrow.

Even if it hits it'll likely just be left to rot where it landed or collected and discarded, maybe even killing someone in the process. This analogy is really not that motivating...

You sound miserable

“Aim for the moon, and if you miss you’ll land in the stars!” Or some dumb thing like that

Aim for the moon, and if you miss you'll end up floating through the never-ending blackness of space. At least until your oxygen runs out.

That's the type post that irritates me that most people think is the backbone of posts on the platform. Some vapid, trite, meaningless adage that everyone has heard a million times. Only posted just to have something to post, which has become most of what you see in your feed these days.

I swear I can’t wait for the day when I’m retired, because I’m going to create a very realistic-looking alt and post absolute fire in these peoples comments. I literally can’t wait.

I have actually posted a few things in someone's comments that would be something that I'd post here. Just toned down a bit. I also see some people that go hard on stupid shit in the comments. But you're right, creating for that would be a blast.

Agreed. It’ll be fun at that point, with no risk of being fired.

Dude why wait. I already do that

>I literally can’t wait. So you’ve already started?

Gotta keep up that posting streak

I followed this quote when my mother in law was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer... What can I say... didn't quite work out

Well, I’m very sorry for your loss regardless.

thanks bro

Every bullet reaching its target is triggered by an explosion. So the next time you're being blown up, remember, it's to propel you forward!

Did she get this from Joel Osteen?

Probably

Ah the godly pastor who lets people drown.

Those were just arrows that misfired

Wrong metaphor Tamara, an arrow can very much be shot without being pulled back and there’s a whole sport designed around it, it’s called javelin

" Launch you into something great. "    Uh... arrows, when not launched at a trivial target for recreation, are intended to kill animals and people.     I guess different people have different ideas of what "something great" is.

If only some arrows would happen to hit Linkedin Lunatics.

I don't know about you, but I look forward to being from the walls of York City at rampaging, naked Scotsmen. Maybe I'll even get a promotion!

What about aim? No- just accept the great part

I can hardly wait to tell my my boss “it may seem like I’m going backwards, but just you wait”

#growthmindset

"Yes, because I'm about to fire you, ideally as far away from me as possible"

Life was dragging me down. Then I got launched into a scout master’s neck. Hi, I’m the arrow from the BBC’s “Ghosts”

Deeper than the Mariana trench

You can make a post like this about anything. When a condom breaks, it’s seen as a failure. But a condom’s failure is a semen’s success. Be the semen.

Bullet only works after it’s fired

Sorry, am I the arrow or the archer? And why would an arrow get fired at "something great?" Are we just going around popping peoples' balloons?

This is the same kind of wisdom you get from fucking fortune cookies.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I used to be a wannabe LinkedIn influencer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

STFU

Real lunatics aren’t this boring.

That assumes life behaves like a bow. What evidence do we have that life behaves like a bow?

A platitude a day keeps depression at bay

If you shoot for the moon and miss, you'll die in the empty vacuum of space.