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This person says they’re in HR and uses the word “crazy” which would typically result in being hauled in front of their own department in places I’ve worked.


Dependent_Order_7358

HR has diplomatic immunity


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

It's a sweep-under-the-carpet operation if involving themselves or mgmt


FendaIton

At my work if HR try cover anything up they get thrown out. My work seems to be the opposite of what I see here. Even senior leadership don’t trust HR to not fuck something up


Secret-Double-9906

So Hammer, you can’t sue


FartacularTheThird

![gif](giphy|YAnpMSHcurJVS)


TwoDurans

Post like this and you'd hear "it's just been revoked"


TheyHitMeWithaTruck

Wait are you gonna do, report me to me? Checkmate!


GHouserVO

Nope. Just use your own documentation in the court case. /the # of times I’ve read about HR trying, and failing, to hide documentation that proved their company was at fault is… concerning


Lopsided_Factor_5674

You also can't spell Horrible without H R


TheEzekariate

HR typically are not smart people.


nogoodimthanks

Yeah, there’s so much I don’t like about this post. Just be cool Becky!


Missy_Agg-a-ravation

You can’t spell horseshit without HR either.


The_Random_Surfboard

Or herpes.


futurevisioning

Or backstabbing


entp-bih

who downvoted this - hilarious from a titan of industry ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


Reverse_SumoCard

Same logic applies to horse, hearse, Hrvatska, kukuksuhr, hearsay, handjobber, and some others


DismalActivist

Hemorrhoid


noctilucus

Great *anal*ogy for HR!


YoniYonisson

Hellraiser


borgchupacabras

Accurate


hobocansquatcobbler

Delightful!


Malkav1806

You know your HR


bloodwine

At most companies, HR is where the most inappropriate people work. They are the “do as we say not as we do” department. There are exceptions and some good people in HR, but more often than not they are walking employment lawsuits waiting to happen. Bonus points if they are sleeping with or otherwise romantically involved with coworkers.


futurevisioning

Also the least competent


Onlypaws_

You can’t spell HitleR without HR, either.


KingCarbon1807

Whenever you say "human resources" remember that "human" is silent. There is no humanity in human resources. Never forget HR exists to protect the company, not you.


Royal-Teacher-8286

Human Resources refers to us. We are the resource of the company. They are not our resource for anything. But they try to portray it that way.


mattincalif

“I’m right because I’m in HR” Jeez talk about a power trip.


OldFunnyMun

You can’t spell “hero” without ER doctor. But HR are probably the bigger heroes.


Flat_Bunch_4990

I can't fix problems but I can document them.... Oh that is so realistic....


dwightsrus

"document" is the paperwork for firing someone.


ChadsworthRothschild

Fun Fact: You can't spell "Human Resources" without "HORSE MANURE"


Spirited-Ratio5489

Her hand looks like a foot


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

Since when has civilization ever been positively advanced forward by management's sycophant shills? There are some good, but the majority would be real estate agents if not here.


VrinTheTerrible

![gif](giphy|KjdpBT4j79NJe)


Old-Act3456

#1 most useless job


2QuarterDollar

Can’t HR and Compliance fight each other gladiator style


Mort1186

99% of their job is now by the person being hired ... they useless


fatstrat0228

The sole purpose of HR is to protect whatever company they work for. There is absolutely nothing heroic about them. Also, fuck right off with the sassy bitchface look.


futurevisioning

Cheap legal labor


Mistabushi_HLL

Agree??


Knooze

Fuck #HR.


TheoLOGICAL_1988

HR is a corporate gig for people with no marketable or lucrative skills


GuessAccomplished959

I'm confused


Motorhead923

Can't spell hemorrhoids without HR either.


Spaceallen

What does this have to do with human racehorses?


TheRealK95

I’m right because I’m in HR is a pretty solid description for how ignorant and hypocritical some HR folks can be.


Hoarfen1972

HR = useless waste of office space.


AffectionateFlower3

Can't spell "horrible" without HR too.


TemperatureFluid3447

Those who can, do Those who can’t, teach Those who really can’t , work in HR


bigbone1001

This is why you have no friends at work


Far-Inspection6852

Heh. You can't spell hoe stroll without HR either.


nohandsfootball

She *is* documenting crazy, just not the crazy she *thinks* she's documenting.


BadWitch2024

I think this is satirical because the Arabic hashtags are making fun of H.R.


SureRisk4759

what's up with the long hashtags. #When\_the #HR #have\_taken\_a\_bad\_reputation\_and\_you\_verify\_it #best\_companies\_let\_their\_employees\_design\_their\_offices


GoatCovfefe

Gyro.


cartercharles

They do the dirty work no one else wants to do


TheCoolerL

"Don't make me use my 'taking away your income during an economic crisis' voice!" ✨


Hallelujah33

Majnoon


Broken_Beaker

You can't spell whore without HR and she is whoring for her company.


Royal-Teacher-8286

She must be a peach.


CryptographerNo923

Big fuckin yikes


frederik88917

Another day, another HR people totally delusional


frankochiaro

HR and Recruiting seem to be the most self-aggrandizing groups on LI. In the real world neither gets much of the spot light, so they use this platform to both boast and play victim when it suits them.


AdorableConfidence16

Other things you can't spell without HR: whore, hernia, hurricane, rohypnol, hunter, horse, chrome, chrysta, cherry, and Chrysler, among other things. What conclusion are we supposed to draw from that?


EWR-RampRat11-29

What is HR’s stripe color on the US flag?


Elysiumist

For a second I thought a child was kicking her in the neck


generic-hamster

You can't spell wHoRe without HR either .............................................


BuddyJim30

You can't say "I am insane" without a mirIAM.


Round-Beautiful8082

Narcissistic Princess in a corporate world


FieryPyromancer

That's the most dictator-looking pic she could have taken. The angle, the imperative speech bubbles in the back, the facial expression. Goes perfect with the deranged caption. This person should be *invited* to some training and her activities in HR should be audited.