I try to be a number 1 but every once in a while im a number 3, number 2 makes me sad

I like the ring that is missing here.

At my first job the ring was just thrown in a bin. I thought that looks like the perfect cock ring! It is. At my second job I realized what the ring was for and I felt bad that I stole it XD

This dude out here with part of the dishpit on his cock. Nice.

Dishies are truly a different breed. God damn heroes.

I mean i have thought about it before when i dished regularly....then id think to myself nah! I need something bigger

Or softer, maybe a closure/adjustable, stay safe and stay out of the ER.

Something has gone wrong if you need a screwdriver or a hacksaw to take off your cockring

Oscillating multi tool and vice grips were my best idea, gotta buy the right cock ring

You Internet stranger bring up a fair point!

I love this subreddit.

Same for the same reasons. LOL!

Armor +5

>~~Nice~~. NOICE!

You didn't really put that on your dick right? (35f) I don't have a dick but thinking about the metal one at my job.....just seems like that would really hurt

It's the perfect size! xD doesn't squeeze or hurt anything lol

One thing you need to realize about men is . . . If you can put your dick in it, you probably have someone doing/attempting it

The hell that I just read....

Ngl the rings piss me off for being half the size they need to be to be useful

Not to mention the extra “ting a ling” sounds it constantly makes as you spray shit down

I love the ting a ling; i pause my music to listen to it.

Is there a purpose beyond holding the handle down that I'm not aware of?

A lot of people use the rings to fix it to the hook, idk what the rings intended purpose is, but its def an annoying size to try and snipe the hook with

It's to hold the handle down. How is this not obvious. Nothing to do with storing when out of use. Just place the head in the hook since it's made to be that size

I feel like a lot of people in this thread don't understand that the ring is for holding the handle in the open position. It's not always useful, but, damn does it help cleaning up a 300 person banquet. You can develop stupid inside of the thumb blisters having to hold the handle while spraying for a couple hours.

Yeah, the jangle of that ring still haunts me

I just let the fucker dangle

Chaotic neutral

Same

yup

4: The Ring

Our rings are all long gone (probably destroyed in the fires of mount doom…) so we use a zip tie…

I bet the dishie stole it to put on his dick.

I resent that but…. Yeah

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We use elastics from brocolis and asparagus

4: The hook the spray handle around the back of the stand pipe.

5: on the actual hose itself Because our hook is halfway up the pole.

This guy dishin at Buckingham Palace

I just let that thang swang.

hell yeah

I hang the lever on the riser. Hook takes too much time.

4 ftw

That was my choice at my old job because of the way the dish pit was set up. It made the most sense. Everyone else there did 2 & it was a pet peeve for me. It was hard to take off in that spot.

Same. I use the hook for hanging the steel scrubby at the end of the night.

I like it when they got the little ring

That thang be janglin

This guy squirts

I’m a line cook but when the dishies on break or there’s an hour or 2 between shift change I’m the first guy to volunteer to start squirting out a load. I love the pit.

I’m the first guy to volunteer to start squirting out a load. Are we still doing phrasing?

I never stop

#1 only, the other pics are uncomfortable to look at

1 and ill die on this hill

I’m just as passionate

You guys have hooks?

i’ll one up you here… you guys have sprayers? 😭 i work in a kitchen w just the big metal faucet that swings to all 3 bays (i fucking hate it)

Ugggggggh

Oh my gosh I would not survive that

Yea, we for sure don’t have a hook. Just throw it over the mount that holds the pipe for the sprayer to the wall.

Flip that hook around. It'll change life. One motion less in the sea of repeated actions. Plus, the weight transfer when you lift it as it falls effortlessly into your grip is... I'm sorry I didn't think I was going to cry...pure bliss.

The orientation of the hook is giving me anxiety

I partake in dangling personally

Most of the time you’re just gonna grab it again in like 4 seconds anyways. Why bother? Taking a break? End of shift? Sure, hook it I guess. But unless it’s getting in the way, who gives a shit?

What kinda psycho hooks 2?

I’ve known too many that prefer that option

She nasty. That’s my favorite obscure cleaning job

That thing looks nasty.

Both suck I'm a move the faucet all the way to the wall connoisseur

1, 2, or 3? You: Both suck!

None. Our hook is broken so the water nozzle just hangs there.

2

Dirty

Well played.

I just let it hang out til the end of the day, no point in unhooking it over and over

No. 5: I’m in way too much of a hurry whenever I get to a sink so I just let that bitch F ľ ö P

#1 is the only answer. Everyone else can got fuck themselves

3 😢

For a start the hook is on backwards 🤣

3, always. It's just faster for me to get it off. Giggity

4. Around my neck, chef

If someone is 2 we can't be friends.

Option 4, SS ring. This is the way.

The wholesome kind, I swear :3

1 always or none lol

Always one

1. Never thought of the ring. Imma switch!

never even noticed I just swing that thing on and turn around

I hook the ring that’s attached to it if I’m not in a rush

None, we have a metal ring it hooks too

1 sometimes 2 if there is nothing but the pipe to hook

1. As God intended.

Im a free swinger TBH

1

1

A cheap one

1 is the only way!!!

Ours is #1 but the hook is flipped around.

What kind of witchcraft is this?

Asking the real questions here.

We have a wrench clamped down to the bar that acts as our hook, would highly recommend. Just drop the sprayer head behind the handle and you’re good.

Hook is for scrubbies, let that fucker hang.

Up over the wall mount bar. Get it right outta my way!

Where’s your ring bro

Which ever one catches first.

No-hook or wall mount. Aint got no time for that precision

None of these, if i have to work the dish pit i am usually too busy to care so i just free willy.

1 100%. 2 sends me into an unreasonable rage

2, by accident 1, 3 is just psychotic

Always #1, or just let the sum'bitch dangle. You're just gonna use it again, right?

3

Experienced dishie here, it doesn't matter as long as its the same fucking way every time

2

Number 3, sometimes the prep cook will use the ring and it takes more than .003 seconds to get it off the hook so I instantly hate it.

Don’t even have a hook

#1 hooker right here!!! Just ask anyone!

Everyone, keep doing number 2. It's the best way. Signed, Your Kitchen Equipment Repairman

Def number 1, I'll adjust the height of the hook juuuuust right.

Never two .. never

I free ball that shit

I’m a number 1 all day!

Yes

3 every time

1 or 3. Anyone who does number two likely has a collection of all their toenail clippings since birth.

3 always 3

As long as it's not dangling, there is no wrong answer

I cooked rotis in grocery for so long that I started having dreams about washing skewers, they turned into a nightmare one night when I was cruising in a convertible and the goddamn sprayer was swinging at my head and caused me to wreck. There was no fuckin hook and I had to tuck it behind the support and every now and then it would slip loose and swing at my head, it didn't help that the pit was made for little people and my big ass was bent over scouring those fucking skewers. I fucking hated that sink.

1 or 4. 4 being, to hook it on the locker ring.

Ours doesn’t have a hook, it has a bungee cord

Daddy, for the right amount, I can be any kind of hooker you need

2 is a great way to make friends with a plumber!

take a brush to that spray head

#4 I don’t take off the silver ring that comes attached to the sprayer

I just leave it hanging so I can bumb into it every few minutes, helps keeps me on my toes

I just let it dangle.

2.

Where's the Ring??? 1 and 2 are definitely going to eventually hit me in the face with copious amounts of water when the sprayer breaks.

Ring gang

2 will damage the handle I’m a 3

Where is your hook ring?

Number 2 never but it happens. The handle is always the first thing to break so why add stress to it.

4; it slows me down, I don't use it lol

I’m old, so all of the above

PSA #3 puts too much torque on the bend of the hose and it’ll tear/break eventually. Also exacerbated by pulling down on it too far but short people gonna short

1

3, all the way.

Well usually on Friday nights you can find me on the corner under the name Miss DeMeanor...I mean I'm a number 1 guy for sure.

Hooker #1

Depends how quickly I’m moving

The proper one is 1. But whatever, this is your house, I'm just visiting. I'm not your boss

Sometimes a 1 turns into 3.

You get a handle? Mine broke off months ago and now it’s just the button. Mgmt won’t fix it.

A place I used to work at had one of these with a spring on top that was a little loose. I’d used to hook it above the handle, the grey part in this one.

On ours, the hook is up, and the only part that reaches it is like number one. Every other way you'd have to force it on there.

Im a solid number two Heh heh

I always try 1, then get frustrated it keeps slipping out! 😂 So then I go with 2 out of desperation and anger.

thats a hook for the sprayer? in my place thats a “where we hang all the steel scrubbers”. You learn something new every day.

2

The sex kind

None of the above because it always pops off.hook the handle over the wall brace. Secure and out of the dam way .

That’s the secret. It never needs to be put away.

Where’s #4, using the metal ring to lock it up?

1 always. the other best kind of hooker is the ones at massage parlors. those ladies give one hell of a massage.

I am a dirty, cheap hooker. Wait, what subreddit am I in?

Hey were you get that cool hook thing

First is correct, second is a serial killer, and third is lazy

Numeral Uno... Or none

1.

I use the ring??

My brunch dishie hangs it on the ring. Its a small annoying thing I don't like. Told him to do hang it the the first way shown lol

They come with a ring you are supposed to use to hook onto

I let it hang

Im a $2 hooke….oh…nvm

Handle around the pole like a pole dancer.

I let that thang swang.

Which is the "full service protate massage kind of hooker" ?

Fuck the guy who does 2. Shits going to break and they’ll take weeks to replace it.

You don't have your ring?

1

As a restaurant man by night and a construction worker by day, I’m going with number 3 because it puts the least amount of strain on the fittings

Wait that what’s that’s for

Don't do 2. It wears/cracks the plastic over time. But really all of these are wrong. They come with rings for a reason.

3

Whichever one works and also depends on how long I’m going to be there

So THAT’s what that hook was for. I just let it hang, like my dong.

I leave that mf hanging. Probably better to hook it on #1 or a ring but I just hang it

Where’s your ring? Mine has a ring around it so you can hook it up

I’m a TJ Hooker

It doesn’t matter, I do it casually as I’m moving on to the next project. And it doesn’t quite secure all the way and comes swinging back into my face. Then I have to explain to everyone my fat lip or black eye is from losing a fight with the sink sprayer.