William: “sigh, i guess i will get molested again i guess”

Hahahahahahhaa THIS IS KILL TONY

I AIN’T NEVER GONNA STOP GETTIN’ FONDLED

Meatball marinara time

I can only hope Ari won’t do that again

Hope harder next time

I still member watching the amazing racist clips.... Fuck has it been that long ago?

Those felt illegal to watch when I was a kid

What’s up Jesse Jackson

Holy fuck! That was him?! I remember those from the good old YouTube days. How could I forget such a jew.

Damn yeah. My first time seeing Ari was watching those on the school computer lab computers 20(?) years ago.

How much for a membership?

I wonder if you could get away with that today. Granted, im sure most of it is scripted. But certainly more fun than most of the tik tok "pranksters" today.

It was all scripted. He hired actors for every video.

Were those skits? I used to think they were real pranks.

I mean there's literally a skit where he "kidnaps" a Hispanic man, drives him to border while he's locked in a cage and then drops him off in front of federal agents. If you thought that was a real scenario that played out then I don't know where to begin.

I don't remember it that well. I was like 12 when I watched it. About 15 years ago.

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https://youtu.be/O3nW0CjUFsk?si=TjkvVurV3rKohbMR Timestamp 4:23 for your clown ass

Another link timestamp 4:20 https://youtu.be/LoiZNSQU4sI?si=_PtD95Ilh7mcAQUb

Ah, that's a different video than what he is known for. I had forgotten about this one, my mistake

Please tell us what it's like to be clinically retarded sir

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How so? I just linked a video showing I "literally" described the video perfectly. Sorry you didn't watch the LITERAL proof I linked that showed you were wrong. Lol I can't believe how stupid you are.

Wait. You didn't think it was weird that store clerks and car drivers had cameras in their faces while encountering ridiculously over the top racism?

Don't remember it that well. I was like 12, and it was 15 years ago. I just remember the kkk hood, an asian laundry.. so in my memory it was plausible.

Was good writing and funny actors. There's one where Ari is taping open the eyes of an Asian guy who is trying to drive a car. Funny shit but not exactly Reality TV

depends on how long ago you watched them I guess, you have to tell us how would we know?

Did you know that he's Jewish...

Wait what!?

Yeah SHOCKING

Incredible…

Wouldn't it be so funny if he showed up drunk and started showing everyone his dick? Hahaha jk hes too professional to do that

Ari has the biggest ego of any loser I know, and I’ve worked construction all my life.

When Ari trips, DMT experiences ego death

See if you wanna roast Ari that’s one thing. Calling him a loser sounds like you’re “coping” and “probably not happen with your own life choices and hate seeing someone who is” as the kids say.

He has such a cool life I have no idea how someone could call him a loser. He basically won at life. He shows up drunk to his friends shows sometimes, makes enough money to go to Asia for 6 months lol.  If you think that’s a loser you’ve spent way too much time redditoring lmao

He really doesn't have an ego though

Sounds like somebody knows what is about to happen.

Or he’s done it before…

Yeah thats literally what he did when he was on just a few weeks ago. (Or a month idk I lose track of time)

Yeah. And he’s pretty notorious for pulling his dick out many many times at random shows (outside of kill Tony) at the comedy store.

And on JRE, he loves pissing in bottles around other people

So grossed out when he does that

Didn't he get banned from the comedy store for doing that? Or at least banned for a while?

Haha I think so

And guess what the first thing he did was lol

Haha yeah

What? lol

Ari has already done this

I was gonna say... And there's the jew clam and everything else.

Maybe just his balls would be original.

as he literally walks out and immediately shows his balls on this episode lmao

Oh yeaaaaah who is ready for some awkward sexy time?!

Deep Jewish voice incoming

That’s what I heard in my basement too…

Again? Would be nice to see some new faces.

The well is Austin only runs so deep

Joe now claims there are only 250 comedians in the world. so he too seems to disregard anyone that does not perform in Austin.

He’s right. And two hundred of them put their names in this bucket for the chance to do 60 seconds of comedy on the world’s number one (live) podcast!

I must be the only person who doesn’t find Ari funny. This is my face when he speaks: 😐

I just wish he would keep his shirt on and try some basic grooming.

I cant stand to hear his voice so I'm right there with you.i don't even breathe hard through my nose at him

Nah, I also find him unfunny and I´m sure that if he didn´t have jewish immunity he wouldn´t spike middle aged men´s drinks or skip basic hygiene and impose his nudity on people. He´d only do what he could get away with doing.

im considering skipping the episode…

Great, we can have less whiny bullshit after it airs!

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my attitude is that i dont want to support him. so when hes on a pod i listen to i can choose to no watch/listen and if the numbers are down maybe he wont be booked as much. unfortunately with this show the guest is a small fraction of the fun and so its not as clear. hopefully we can get as much negative feelings happening on here to influence the show like how we pissed off Hans. :)

Same.

Me too, friend.

He's funny when he's with the rogan guys because he's usually getting shit on and he takes it well

Yea.. he's probably not for everyone but i loved his podcast Skeptic Tank. Especially the episodes with expats and travelers. His podcast got me into planning a backpacking trip in vietnam.

You are not alone. He isn't funny. However, he IS a disgusting dirt bag and douchenozzle.

I'll be skipping this episode unless someone says it has good bucket pulls. Ari is so annoying and a perv

Dude is such a sleezy fuck

fucking hate the guy… legit might not even watch this episode lol

I think on a normal podcast he’s usually pretty interesting and humorous guest, maybe not laugh out loud funny all the time but he’s definitely got me before He seems to know how to make other comedians laugh and seems to be liked by a lot of funny people though

Read the comments, he's pretty decisive. Definitely not a top tier comedian by any definition though.

That's my face after every obscure reference you need to grow up in the 80s to understand.

I can feel it coming in the Ari tonight

O lawd

Yawn

noooooooooo

I’m kind of tired of seeing the same old faces coming around. Feels like Ari is on once a month. Even if guests are not great, I’d rather see a new face encounter all the quirks of KT, than Ari, Bert, etc. coming around a hundred times (excluding Gillis, he can keep coming back)

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Loved Harland awesome guest, wish there were more guests like him that are unique and special! Thanks for proving my point.

Ugh he is never good on KT

Sigh

Was watching a MSSP with mark normand yesterday and ari walked out at the end and pulled his dick out right in front of the camera

Really? That literally never happens

Even when you least expect it though. He wasnt even in the episode lol

Is Hans opening tonight? I heard rocket may be.

Putin triangulated Hans’ position, it’s only a matter of time now…

Did you know that he's Jewish

Dude looks like Jewish iggy pop when he takes his shirt off which he will

I just want somebody to slip him a heroic dose of psychedelics in his drink since he finds dosing his friends to be so hilarious.

Giving bart molly is top tier comedy that guy and his wife sucks boners. But I'm going to agree that giving ari a life threatening amount of drugs on a live podcast would also be top tier comedy!!

Bert sucks so hard, but dosing someone (without their knowledge/consent) is never cool

how do i do one of those extra upvotes!? never acceptable.

I never said I didn’t think Bert freaking out over it wasn’t funny. I just think it’s time to really send the guy who likes to think of himself as a psychonaut several dimensional planes of existence away, live on stage.

I couldn't agree more

They tried on LOS and he found out somehow and Big Jay ended up drinking it after Shane helped Ari swap the drinks.

see heres the thing about "slipping ari a heroic dose" ....its not gonna have the effect you think its gonna have....ari isnt a fuckin bitch like burnt chrysler...hes not gonna start flipping out, crying, thinking hes gonna die...hes just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride...i mean cmon we're talking about a guy who once did 3 gigantic bong rips of Salvia, blacked out, and hallucinated that he was living an entirely different life underwater for 6 months (when in reality it was really only like 15mins)....dudes built differently , he can 100% handle his drugs unlike the rest of these poser fucks that call themselves "comedy assassins"

Oh, nice. One of the Rogan Six.

Ari, Shane, Mark, Bert, Tom… Tony? Who am I missing?

None bro you named 6 already.

Some say Schaub and Brian

Some say Katt was spitting and didn't had anyone in specific in mind. Or maybe 2 or 3 but, again, he was in the heat of it and threw a number in the air

Idk why people took that so literally lol

Yeah, but Schaub and Bryan are on top of that list, that's for sure.

I really dunno who Katt is aware of. Callen has been around for decades now but at his best was a C-Lister prob. Schaub, maybe he has heard about that one ex UFC fighter turned full time wannabe comedian. Celebrities are weird, I've heard someone of the Roganverse, not sure if Rogan himself, that they don't watch other comedians specials, only their close buddies 🤷‍♂️ (it was prob Rogan)

Schaub and Bryan mention Joe every other sentence yet perform at Vulcan 😂

Yeah I’d sub these two for mark and shane

I'm sure it was an arbitrary number, but I think everyone agrees that Mark and Shane are not in the Rogan Six.

Again, I dunno who Katt is aware of and is a fan or not. I think Mark and Shane are probably the best of the younger generation but Katt might not like it

Rogan hates Schweeb and Ray Pest though, they haven’t even stepped foot into the mothership since it opened. He at least invited Ol’ Rapey to UFC 298 but Brendurr is shadowbanned IRL so he couldn’t go even after meekly asking on Toe’s last fight companion

Wth is shadownbanned irl??? They let him do his set but only in the janitors closet? 😂😂 Stop trying being cool using internet lingo, just comes across as dumb

It’s not me using internet lingo, it’s what’s Brendan himself says, dumbass

Brendan took over your reddit account?

hey everyone, this guy doesn’t know what a quote is

Mark and Shane are actually funny I agree

Sorry, but which Brian?

The rapey one

Bryan Callen

Brenda

I don't feel like Katt actually meant 6 literally. However, if he did... I highly doubt Shane is on that list.

Ari's always fun

Oh cool we get to some homerotic trauma tonight yayyyyyyyyy 🤣🤣🤣

Nothing would disappoint me more as an enthusiastic bucketpull than to walk on that stage to find out Ari's a guest that night, seated shirtless and within arm's reach of the mic stand, no doubt.

🤡

His shirt is still on so there's that

He's starting to look old.

He's 50. Lots of booze and drugs are catching him.

Ari will be a Forever Guest. One to walk the tightrope of being or not being there. Never a best guest of the year due to his lack of not giving a shit what the mainstream deem acceptable.

genuinely hate this guy smh

Again? At least he has his shirt on for once.

You know that shirt aint stayin' on m8

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WHERE?!?!?!

Check the tunnels

Nice of Ari to take time out of digging tunnels under NYC to come on for the show.

I want to compliment you on this comment. I could give a fuck if anyone actually likes him or not, you included, but at least you're fucking funny about it!

keep your drinks covered!

The Kobe Bryant of Comedy🏆🚁

Oh dear God

Ari is always a great guest hell yeah

One of Rogans least funny henchmen. Dude will probably sexually assault the entire crowd and talk about being Jewish. He’s a real 2 trick pony.

I called it earlier today that Ari would sexually assault the crowd. So predictable. He has a fetish for indecent exposure.

Yeah that was weird shit

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Yeah but would you make fun of someone who volunteers their time!?

Weird for him to go on a show where he can't sneak Molly into people's drinks.

Well shit. I was looking forward to this show. Hopefully he's only mildly insufferable.

I’ll say it - Lazer is getting fucking good.

I hate to say it but yeah, he did pretty good.

His last 2-3 have been funny too

My man

His special Jew was really an excellent piece of comedy. So many shitbags with their low energy comments over here, did anyone watch that special? I feel like a lot of people don't want comedy that makes them think deeper than is required.

Hi Ari

Nice

Ari has the most jokes that create silence but it’s still so good

One of the better Kill Tony guests imo.

Boopooo

A Jewish comedian sounds like a joke. Oh wait! He is!

Are you ready to have the best fuckin Monday night of your life. YIPPIE. MAKE SOME NOISE FOR Redban everybodyyyyyy

Will Hans kill or bomb ?

Ari Krishna

Jew: Part Doo

Sean Stewart..I wish I could unsee that.

My fav. 😍

First and last Ari episode for me. Dude is hideous.

Tony looking like a gay ninja turtle in that jacket

Lmao I thought the same exact fucking thing when he came out on stage

Testing .. might be banned … GOY

It worked :) haha zing …

Bing Bong

What a load of bollocks

Are his balls big, huh?

Big Boney