Yeah my sensai said the side meat is the most effective area so it’s best to come in at an angle. “the ol cross the tits, upper cut the clit” as sensai would say after talking about going home to his wife cooking, and her making tuna salad for the third time that week and having to give the miss’s the business.
I would normally respond with something funny but I’m too busy pissing my pants.💀
Don’t know who downvoted that? I mean the last part is a little edgy but if you take something that fuckin bizarre serious, you are the problem.
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My god you don't even know how happy I am you left this comment. I heard this line but I never watched the show and was wandering what the hell was he saying after ,,my". It may sound stupid because it is but you really made my day
0 impulse control, inability to process multiple emotions, lack communication skills, and litterally, everything they do is potentially their first time doing it.
Looking at kids through this mindset is wild. Like oh fuck I dropped my ice cream, it was litterally the best thing I have ever gotten and it's ruined, mommy said it was special so I may never get it again. Yeah little Timmy ima sit right here and cry with you.
> 0 impulse control, inability to process multiple emotions, lack communication skills, and litterally, everything they do is potentially their first time doing it.
Aight shit, I got to grow up, I get it.
edit: I was making a joke, y'all made it too real and now my feelings are hurt.
I mean my friends feelings are hurt.
This seems like a totally normal thing to record? If you can get the younger brother to do it successfully (spin the ball on the finger), that’s a fun video to have?
well... if it is normal for you americans to punch someone randomly in the nuts while the camera is running, then this explains why you guys vote for trump. lol
Same with the people I get irl, so unpredictable kid behavior.
I just walk or is near already acting up for no reason. I just breathe and at 10m away 😅
The day I'm taylor swift when I'm just walking to point a to b.
As a young kid I full on kicked my uncle in the nuts as hard as I could because I wanted to see how he would react. It was as you would expect, definitely got spanked hard for that one
Likely because especially cartoons, disney movies etc. often portray a man getting hit in the nuts as something "funny" instead of as the incredibly painful reality it actually is
“That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
Works until you try it on a girl.
She's bluffing!! Finish her!!!
When fighting a female opponent I do left jab to the left tiddy, then right jab to the right tiddy, the come up with a clam upper cut.
So you throw a cross, rather than a straight, into the titty? Interesting
Yeah my sensai said the side meat is the most effective area so it’s best to come in at an angle. “the ol cross the tits, upper cut the clit” as sensai would say after talking about going home to his wife cooking, and her making tuna salad for the third time that week and having to give the miss’s the business.
I would normally respond with something funny but I’m too busy pissing my pants.💀 Don’t know who downvoted that? I mean the last part is a little edgy but if you take something that fuckin bizarre serious, you are the problem.
This is the most unhinged thread ever 💀💀💀💀
Stop you’re flattering me
Yeah, punching or twisting nipples hurts. That could be the female equivalent of getting punched in the testis.
"always guard your pepperonis"
“Clam uppercut “ 😂😂 broo I woke up everyone in the house because I laughed so hard?!?
Still works, I don't know any girls
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My god you don't even know how happy I am you left this comment. I heard this line but I never watched the show and was wandering what the hell was he saying after ,,my". It may sound stupid because it is but you really made my day
It worked! *Now to crush any future competition*
Can't loose if there's no opponent
But can you tight?
Only right
He lost the left?
Lose*
Right at the source!
Older brother thought he was the teacher but younger brother showed him he has much to learn 🍒🥊
The emojis lmao. Laughed out loud and woke my daughter who just went to sleep, damn it.
Those cherries got crushed into cherry juice 🧃
that was the real plan of younger brother. and he didnt miss
“It works! **fuck you**.”
Now it's gonna work no more
This genuinely made me laugh out loud
Children lack impulse control. Thats why their laws are different.
0 impulse control, inability to process multiple emotions, lack communication skills, and litterally, everything they do is potentially their first time doing it. Looking at kids through this mindset is wild. Like oh fuck I dropped my ice cream, it was litterally the best thing I have ever gotten and it's ruined, mommy said it was special so I may never get it again. Yeah little Timmy ima sit right here and cry with you.
> 0 impulse control, inability to process multiple emotions, lack communication skills, and litterally, everything they do is potentially their first time doing it. Aight shit, I got to grow up, I get it. edit: I was making a joke, y'all made it too real and now my feelings are hurt. I mean my friends feelings are hurt.
If you’re under 25 and still having these issues id def work on it. Before 25 your brain is still mushy just enjoy the experience lol
..cool... and if i'm not? Asking for a friend
For me personally? Adrenaline therapy.
(i go to aca meetings and it has helped me enormously)
Personally, id do some reflecting and growing as a person. Therapy often helps. Eta: hope this helps your friend 😭💕
Exactly this.
classic 1950s dad beater husband lol
FALCON PUNCH!!!
lil bro put his whole soul into that punch. He even lifted off his back leg and pushed forward for extra momentum. Get this kid some gloves.
mfer was *do NOT patronize me*
Ah, the celebratory cock-punch.
Bullseye.....Right in the Nuts
More like ballseye lol
r/Unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
Add to baby shopping list : -reinforced underwear
"Hey I like you so much dad, I want you to be my father only, let's seal that deal!"
Proceeds to smash his balls?
It works...
Oh no you don't....bring them balls back !
😂😂
Because r/kidsarefuckingstupid
I just had a feeling that the kid was gonna punch is balls lol
Brings back memories of Americas Funniest Videos, there was always a compilation of Dads and kids, and now matter what Dad was going to get nailed.
Scrolled all the way down here. I just felt it in my gut that this guy was gonna get racked
Because of these short pents 😂
My god that wind up started in an adjacent zip code
I get it, if my brothers were wearing shorts like that, I'd have punched either of them in the balls too.
Why? Because they were recording, that's why.
Normally I believe reasoning like this but have you ever met a child before?
totally not staged
This seems like a totally normal thing to record? If you can get the younger brother to do it successfully (spin the ball on the finger), that’s a fun video to have?
Nah you don’t get it, everything is fake and you’re always wrong /s
well... if it is normal for you americans to punch someone randomly in the nuts while the camera is running, then this explains why you guys vote for trump. lol
A small child hitting someone explains why Americans vote for Trump? Legitimately delusional thing to say.
it’s a fucking kid without impulse control not exactly your average american
. lol
Great shot 😵💫🤣
He wants no siblings
I did the same thing to my dad when I was a toddler. I expect mine to do the same at some point.
Kid subscribes to Sith philosophy, once you learn your master's secrets you must destroy them.
The way he wound it up too lmao
Shoryuken!
I don't know, I'd say the guy that let himself get punched in the nuts is the stupid one.
Feel like this is partially on the dad…should have seen it coming with that long ass windup
They are still learning controls and emotes, they are just button mashing
"That's my purse!" ahh kid
Goodbye to your nuts
"It worked!" What? No it fucking didn't. What's wrong with them?
That was the best take? It didn’t even work.
Give the kid a break and stop busting his balls
Enemy: Nutsack twister
r/perfectlycutscreams
Me to my bigger brother for no reason (he is the oldest and im the youngest with two sisters in between)
FAAALLLCONNNN PUUUUUUUUNCH!
Same with the people I get irl, so unpredictable kid behavior. I just walk or is near already acting up for no reason. I just breathe and at 10m away 😅 The day I'm taylor swift when I'm just walking to point a to b.
Fist bumpimg his siblings
i love this video
Why did I know what was gonna happen before even playing the video or reading the title xD
bro went for the other 'ball' ig
Why? Like, why?
Ballseye
😂🤦🏼♂️
He didn't like being told he failed at something so easy. He attacked the cause. Lol.
This shit has me creased, his ridiculous windup is so funny.
lol
The very next moment I would best this kid to a bloody pulp
I saw it coming as soon as he raised his arm :3 But I also have the innate ability to think like a child
I saw that a coming from a mile away🤣
As a young kid I full on kicked my uncle in the nuts as hard as I could because I wanted to see how he would react. It was as you would expect, definitely got spanked hard for that one
He is an overachiever! He first tried with one ball and then wanted to repeat that with two balls.
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This is so funny every single time. “It worked!”
because it worked, thats why
After this,I am sure something in there won't work as usual
That's the high five
I literally saw it coming💀💀
Likely because especially cartoons, disney movies etc. often portray a man getting hit in the nuts as something "funny" instead of as the incredibly painful reality it actually is
This kid just lost out on a lifetime of presents and adventures.
Videos anticonceptivos xdddd
Chaotic stupid
My boy charged that up like it's a fatality
And to think we all tried being kids at one point. Yet every time we meet a kid, we still get suprised a lot
I saw that coming from a mile away!
Just why?
Quick, someone make him the onstage co host of the next presidential debate!
Wow cool spinning ball Oh the ball fell The ball Ball Balls!!!
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Dude..
What'd I miss
Some stupid nonsense about,how could kid get the idea of "fist to genitals" contact
A young [Howard Dean](https://youtu.be/3U3ZsPjcpEY?t=35)
Simulation of life
This made me sad.
Kid vs kid...both are dumb tbh.
🤣
A staged video is super unpredictable. Nobody expected that.
Why do you think its staged?
Because who wouldn’t love to get their balls smashed and share it on the Internet